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Yeah, it feels quite nice.
And no brain damage clearly.
Well, my sight held on fine.
(Jonas) So who took it then?
(Hallam) Stolen to order, as far as they could tell
probably to some millionaire Chinese perv.
- (Jonas) Really? - Yeah.
Is that for real?
Yeah, and none of it was encrypted, so...
So they saw the lot?
But the thing is after I was gouged I didn't have one for a
few days and then just kind of liked it.
(Jonas) It's cool, it's cool, I mean because more people,
I mean it's a big thing now right?
Like, going grainless?
(Colleen) I believe it's huge with hookers.
I mean, no offence!
No, no, it's okay.
Well, I'm pretty boring. One man at a time.
Boo!
Serial monogamist.
I'm a serial monogamist.
I'm staying faithful to my cornflakes right now.
(laughter)
Well I think it's an interesting choice, going grainless.
It's a brave choice.
I'm sorry, but...
I couldn't do it.
Uh-huh.
Okay, I was gonna play some re-does
from the Fraser Road days.
Yey!
Stuff from the last night, depressing or fun.
(Colleen) You know half the organic memories you have are junk.
Just not trustworthy.
Colleen works in grain development.
With half the population, you can implant false memories
just by asking leading questions in therapy.
You can make people remember getting lost in shopping malls
they never visited, getting bothered by paedophile baby
sitters they never had.
I'm just happier now.
(rewinding)
Okay, great, Liam,
this has been, this has been really great.
We really hope to look forward to seeing you again.
He looks forward to seeing you again, that's good.
Hopes to look forward.
We really hope to look forward to seeing you again.
It's phoney.
Hang on, pause it.
Now back up.
Zoom in there.
Come on, that's a tick.
(Liam) That could be a V or an L.
It's a tick.
Or the start of a swastika.
It's probably the start of a swastika, they were such pricks.
Did you have fun with the old gang?
Yeah.
Speak to that Jonas much?
No, no, not really.
He's a bit of knob innit? Bit of a dick?
Jonas.
Pulling himself off to his own relationships theories.
Oh, it must be such a drag, Jonas, putting it about.
And when he protected me from those assholes.
"Hey, come on, guys, it's really not cool to re-do
another man's appraisals dudes".
Then why invite him over?
I like him.
You wanted me to invite him.
I didn't say anything.
You were laughing at everything he said!
You invited him!
It's obvious I didn't want him to come.
(click)
(Ffion) Wow, it's early, it's early to call it a night.
(Jonas) Right, do you fancy a quick one down the pub?
(Liam) Oh, I've gotta get back,
rescue Jody from the paedophile baby sitter!
Yeah.
But Jonas, why don't you come back to ours
for a nightcap if you want?
See.
It was obvious I didn't want him to come, I was being polite.
To a moron.
If you really don't want him to come, you can get rid of him.
Hey, hey.
(Liam) Hey.
Well actually what time is it?
It's midnight.
Phew, shit, it's quite late! Time's gone on.
- Yeah, time does that. - Yeah.
What, 15 minutes?
Yeah.
But it, we've got the baby sitter inside, so...
So is that new info?
No, it's just that, we, I mean we thought, right, Fi?
- Yeah. - Yeah.