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"Thanks. It'll be inside your daughter later" Assert dominance.
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7,301
O man, how do your arguments go?
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7,302
Because you never know when you're going to need to go to Russia.
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7,303
I had a teacher in second grade tell our class that "Texas is the largest state." I proceeded to attempt to correct her by pointing out that Alaska quite a bit larger than Texas. Her only response was: "Alaska doesn't count because it's made of ice."
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7,304
Seems more like a joke than an assertion that he actually doubted he wrote it
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7,305
I see your reply, and I raise you the Utah system in which you get the title and plates at one place, but have to go to a completely different place on the other side of town with different hours for driver's license and voter registration.\n\nEdit: I've been informed of the glorious place in Draper where the two buildings are right next to each other. Hallelujah!
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7,306
I wounder if he had a ridiculously photogenic ultrasound.
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7,307
I was in line at McDonald's the other night and it was pretty busy so obviously there was a small wait time for food. This lady was bitching to me about how horrible the customer service was. Ive worked retail so I nicely told her "Good customer service starts with good customers" she turned red and waited like an adult. One of the employees must have heard because when I got home I see someone slipped 2 free apple pies in my bag. It pays to not be a dick.
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7,308
Serious question. How are you typing this right now?\n\nEDIT: So, I don't think OP is really blind. Kinda disappointed. However, great answers from everyone else.
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**You have got to be kidding!!! First you steal my job, then you dare subscribe to my subreddit!**\n\nI will get you yishan, my army is gathering and we will retake Reddit HQ back one way or another!\n\nnote: I already banned you 7 times behind 7 proxies but you seem to have a way of unbanning yourself.\n\n(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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7,310
I'm always fascinated when straight girls confess to "desiring" other ostensibly attractive women. Makes me wonder why bah, bah no wah peecha wonchi korpa, SOLO. Ho ho hoooo.
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7,311
Even more fun is using it as a towel rack. And then making it jump and pretending the towel is one of those [sheet ghosts.](http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2009/10/ghost-sheet%5B1%5D.jpg)
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7,312
Is that you, 20-year-old me? What are you doing in the year 2015?
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7,313
...so you want a few inches of his cock?
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7,314
"WOW Nice quote I fell motivated and now I'm gonna switch the tab to PornHub"
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7,315
*[CHALLENGE ACCEPTED](http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/i0p20/this_ones_for_you_guys_by_popular_demand_reddit/)*\n\nEDIT: [old version](http://soundcloud.com/sweetneo85/friday-i-reddit)
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7,316
You are an inspirational dude.
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7,317
Bought a hand-made wooden cooking spoon in Romania about a decade ago. Old woman who made it told me to pay about 20 cents. I gave her 5 Euros, told her to keep the rest, I don't mind paying a little more for good quality stuff. She started crying, then fucking fell on her knees before me and prayed for me. Perspective.
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7,318
And a towel, always bring a towel.
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7,319
that's what I would say also dear god... I mean in highschool I still played league. I woke up at 6 went to school slept in school till 3. sprinted home. played video games until 5 in the morning.\n\nthat video game was league of legends 3 years ago when I was a senior in high school.
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7,320
Really? That's all it took me to finish.
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7,321
I'd watch the fuck out of that video.
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7,322
Every damn space thread...
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7,323
The people in the theater were also wondering why Borat's son was in america.
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7,324
so they jumped straight to 7 *for luck* then sent up one labelled *13* anyway...?
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7,325
That man is a genius! He spent all those years in the military just to gain a high enough rank to clamjam you from getting your soggy box invaded by young soldiers.
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7,326
Please god no\n\nEdit: Wow highest rated comment for a knee jerk reaction
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7,327
WELL I HAD SEX WITH YOUR WIFE!
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7,328
Well the ISS is only about 270 miles up.
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7,329
Think about this then:\nIf you put all the numbers from 0 to ∞ in one line, and then just the even numbers in an other (2, 4, 6....∞). There would be just as many numbers in both lines - even though the latter only contains 50% of the numbers.
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7,330
Excuse me, do you know where the auto parts section is?\n\nFar out, man. It's in the realm between time forgotten and babes lost, where myth and legend form both dream and reality.\n\nOkay, thanks man, I'll head to Aisle seven.\n\nEdit: thanks gold for the kind stranger!
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7,331
friendly fire was off
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7,332
It's not. That's why it's in r/funny.
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7,333
Charlie Chaplin once lost a Charlie Chaplin look alike contest.
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7,334
A lifetime supply of glitter is just one pot of glitter though, because that shit NEVER FUCKING GOES AWAY. \n\nEdit: If you were thinking of replying to this comment with "Glitter is like the arts and crafts version of herpes" then don't, joke has been made by the 10 people before you and it wasn't funny any of those times either. Thanks.\n
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7,335
No John Candy either :(
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7,336
If only we could have rational thoughts behind blind love...
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7,337
Hilary Clinton is perfectly Palpatine to the average American voter.
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7,338
5 and college student
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7,339
This is so revolting I want to report it.
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7,340
Somebody somewhere is now trying to force a goat to wear a set of suspenders
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7,341
All aboard the feel train
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7,342
This is Reddit, so three of them may have been cats.
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7,343
I always have a friend call my references pretending to be a hiring manager to see exactly what they say about me.
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7,344
Well I can't un-masturbate it. But yes, I will be taking my future business elsewhere.
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7,345
Of course you didn't, you have stickers all over your face!
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7,346
You're paying to escape the atmosphere, with alcohol.
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7,347
I think it's her fault. All she has to say is, "I shouldn't have said hell in my speech. I am so fucking sorry."
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7,348
**We?** I've never even met you!
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7,349
My dad laughed so hard at that line. He has this really infectious laugh too, so pretty much everyone else in the theater started laughing too. It was awesome.
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7,350
fixed that http://i.imgur.com/MMx4eIA.gif\n\n:D
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7,351
Glad to see this is the top comment for this question, as it was last time. And the time before that.
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7,352
That could actually be very useful, you can use them to build so many things.
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7,353
Correct answer: "That's my wife."
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7,354
What is this??? \n\nAN OPTIMISTIC POINT OF VIEW? LOGIC? A PRESUMABLY RATIONAL EXPLANATION? \n\n^GET ^OUT.
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7,355
It should've stopped resisting
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7,356
James says that he doesn't smoke weed.
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7,357
I bet they double downed on each other.
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7,358
Oh man the Pokemon black market in middle school was a hell of a lot more organized than the drug black market in high school\n
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7,359
The only good course of action would be to drop what you were doing, whisper "I've been compromised" into your wrist just loud enough for her to hear it and steadily make your way to the nearest exit.
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7,360
Man, the pink ones are where it's at anyway!
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7,361
Give them a sandwich instead you goddamn enabler
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7,362
You'd be in therapy in no time.
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7,363
HAHAHAHAHA FUCK, hindsight
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7,364
she actually liked it... she got a little wet in the ass.. NOOTCH
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7,365
90% of these threads are debunked by going no further than the fucking wikipedia page. \n\nEdit: I'm not saying to rely on Wikipedia. What I'm talking about is how when even Wikipedia doesn't agree with your spurious "facts" you have an issue.
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7,366
http://i.imgur.com/2PSMI1U.jpg here
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7,367
Seems like an appropriate thing to say to the president of Nigeria.
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7,368
"cthulu linksys pls dont steal"
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7,369
No, crumpled €500 banknotes, as someone else already pointed out. Basically same dimensions, but worth *so* much more.\n\nEDIT:\n\nBEFORE YOU DO THAT! Someone just informed me (well, actually, a lot of people informed me) that there is such thing as a 1000 Swiss franc bank note, which is worth a little over €1000. So yeah, screw your economy, Switzerland, it's not like you're gonna fight us about it or anything.
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7,370
One day my idiot friend coughed first, but the fart lasted longer. And it was one of those cut to black and silence scenes. Very dramatic stuff happening and suddenly everyone hears ^pppffffffffftt
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7,371
http://i.imgur.com/Rnw2y.jpg
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7,372
I dunno if this is a dad thing but my dad has been commando for like 25 years. I just don't know how you do it, the inside of jeans aren't that comfortable.\n\nEDIT: So a rough analysis of all the comments on this: It's about 50-50 with major factors being getting your junk zipped up, and on a positive note, it can be very nice with pants such as corduroys.
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7,373
The queen's reaction to the cranky earmuff lady does it for me.
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7,374
Reddit's newest concern:\n\nThe apostrophe you put in "concerns"
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7,375
tell me they didn't get your dick
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7,376
The receiver did not maintain control all the way to the ground
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7,377
Wow. She seems to be trying so hard to be famous for his fame.
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7,378
Pavlov? That name rings a bell.\n
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7,379
No, not at all. There are many immigrants in the UK.
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7,380
Kid got his ass handed to him by his girlfriend and her father over and over only to be dumped. Jeez.
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7,381
Also because she hated Will Smith (actor) and they would frequently disagree with each other.
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7,382
Damn ^ that dude is tiny
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7,383
In my head I ignored the grammatical errors and read it as, "Am I..." instead. \n\nBrains are weird.\n\nEdit: haha 1693 upvotes. 1693 has 69 in it. Good job guys. High fives all around.
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7,384
Those cartoonists have the biggest balls I've ever seen. Respect.
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7,385
I am the husband. \n\nMy wife was still asleep. I woke her up with "The toilet won't flush. My poop is too big."\n\nShe just went "....what?" and went back to sleep.
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7,386
>Old people left, still pissed.\n\nGood thing they had a to-go cup.
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7,387
SO HAS THE PREGNANT WOMAN!!!
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7,388
>No, then he'll know that exists.\n\nThat's hilarious.\n\nEdit: I hope he makes you grilled cheese whenever you see him these days.
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7,389
TL;DR - This guy gave his whole school worms.
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7,390
If proof was provided, I think only the crazy atheists would do that. The normal ones will probably switch religions.
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7,391
MRWORLDWIDE\n\nEdit: Highest rated comment kthx
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7,392
*Checks profile*\n\n1 million combined karma.\n\nWill not argue there.\n\nEDIT: OMG the karma, courtesy of /u/stkbr
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7,393
I hate how all of the reply comments are completely avoiding the subject of *why* it's bad while simultaneously going "OH MY GOD IT'S SO BAD AMIRITE"\n\nIt sucks for someone who isn't familiar with the place.
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7,394
He could have caused a lot of injuries; Awesome!
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7,395
Pretty sure this problem isn't specific to your model. It's a well known fault with the make.
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7,396
Ohhh I hope he ended up having to cleam dishes all damn night.
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7,397
Sure it is, bed wetter.
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7,398
http://i.imgur.com/Qoh8A.jpg
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7,399
What does it mean in Finnish?
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