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*Doesn't understand material for test*\n\nFuck it we'll do it live!
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7,501
It's full of trolls, forever-alones, and religious and athiest fundamentalists who all repeat each other's jokes.
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7,502
He sure as fuck is 13 of a President.
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7,503
As someone who loses his keys once a day and can't remember his license plate number, fuck you.
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7,504
Dwayne Johnson makes a nice roast, and then leaves it in the oven for too long, burning his house down with him inside. He fails to notice the smoke pouring from oven.\n\nDwayne Johnson didn't smell what the Rock was cooking.
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7,505
Also the part where Brown wants to avoid meeting himself, for that would create a pair o' Docs.
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7,506
resorting to classic mean girl tactics
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7,507
> All they had to do was stay on land and they would be pretty much safe. But no.\n\nWell, that would be true about all Jaws movies.
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7,508
Become a professor at their son's school and take away his house points for insignificant reasons.
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7,509
You should still lock it.
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7,510
Changing lanes without signaling
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7,511
Plot twist: You're from the UK.
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7,512
http://imgur.com/tFiWZ.jpg
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7,513
>The fact that the phone was turned off and went straight to voice mail then suddenly came back on and rings again tells me a couple of things.\n\nThere's a fourth option you didn't include: She went into an area with no signal, and then came back into signal later.
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7,514
On a list of 'good' places to crash, a golf course has two things going for it: 1) flat, grassy landing strip and 2) lots of doctors.
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7,515
That's turning her vagina into a shotgun.
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7,516
'I'll perform mouth-to-mouth when you find me the mouth.'
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7,517
"Hey man, look at richy rich white boy over there, struttin' around walmart's car-park, begging for change like he owns the fucking place. Rich jackass."
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7,518
She must have thought we were veritable titans, capable of striding the Earth with endless patience as our denim prisons continually strive to rob us of our sanity.
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7,519
...well, there are. Also 900 more.\n\nPedantry aside, that's got to be infuriating.
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7,520
Or that your dad sucked them on at night.
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7,521
I knew a guy who walked jay once.\n\nNow he's a heroin addict.
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7,522
TIL: get rich or die trying
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7,523
Pokemon Y was released 507 days ago, that's 12,168 hours. Assuming you have exactly 1,000 hours on Pokemon Y, you have spent 8.21% of your life playing Pokemon Y since it came out. On average, you play 1.97 hours a day **every day** since it was released. \n\nAs someone who plays Pokemon, yeah that sounds about right.
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7,524
"So if we play loud, people might think we're good!"\n\na consistent line my band uses when we practice.
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7,525
therefore, you were never born. QED\n
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7,526
You know the drill people. Up to the top.\n\nEdit: Wow.. this is my highest scoring comment. With about twenty replies. All I can say is... the drill people have spoken.
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7,527
I find that the models usually say, "Hey! There are hot girls in your area!"
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7,528
I think the more WTF in that story is the guy that was rescued trying to walk from Detroit to Toronto. Crossing Lake St Clair which is like 24 miles of ice, then another 180 miles to Toronto.
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7,529
I went to the vets last week and he told me he would have to put down my dog. When I asked him why he replied "because my arms are getting tired".
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7,530
Because it applies to so many of us. \n\nSorry Cassie, Rachel, and Amber. Not you, Katie. You're a psychotic bitch.
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7,531
How'd you get their little legs apart?
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7,532
This made me laugh so hard my poop came out faster.
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7,533
This means the worst possible situation: the United States has been heavily arming an apartheid state that has WMD. \n\nWe'd better start building a coalition now so we can eject the occupiers and uphold UN resolutions.
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7,534
Maybe that's why they always lick your face!
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7,535
Too much sleep can make you tired, too, as weird as that sounds.
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7,536
This thread is actually being considered part of the competition. Apparently, the mods think it has a good chance to win.
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7,537
Considering Christian Bale was trying to emulate Tom Cruise in American Psycho, I wouldn't rule it out. Chris knows what's up.
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7,538
I /love/ when people aren't dicks about acknowledging when they are wrong.
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7,539
Earth is the New Jersey of the Universe.
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7,540
...but it's been emptied...
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7,541
IT'S VERY UNLIKELY THAT IS MITT ROMNEY.
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7,542
I thought you said you murderered all of your friends.
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7,543
1. i think hyuna is the best person for gangnam style because she has both aspects, sexy and cute\n\n2. coming very soon
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7,544
Does anyone else feel like all the guys on here are just upvoting the response they WANT to be true?
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7,545
You should have seen me when I was 39!
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7,546
Oh god. Thanks for sharing that story. By far, this is the most interesting thing I've read today on Reddit.
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7,547
"Thomas mah nigga. He run train just like I do."
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7,548
Start making subtle allusions to it in common conversation, just not enough for her to confirm you know. Stuff like "Had a ball at the party last night." or "I'm all tied up at the moment, let's talk later" and perhaps "I saw you in a film getting tied up and gagged, can I have those reports by the end of the day?"\n\nCasual stuff like that.
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7,549
I am from Seattle and what is this?
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7,550
I was planning to go to work, then practice karate with my Texan friend, then go fishing with my sort of retarded friend, then go to this guy's music recital, even though he kind of hates me.\n\nThere were some bumps along the way, but it turned out okay.
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7,551
*picks up phone*\n\n*hears neighbor talking*\n\n*listens anyway*\n\nAh the days of shared phone lines....
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7,552
Yep, I spent way too long figuring why there would be baking soda in strawberry apple juice.
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7,553
It's so weird to me how rape victims never seem to be believed, especially when incest is involved. I honestly don't get it. At all.
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7,554
Gotta feel a little bad for the other person here
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7,555
Upon meeting the first black child she'd ever interacted with, my three-year-old sister asked "Are you related to Oprah?"\n\nThe girl was the same age and looked back at her mother and really excitedly asked "Mom, *are* we related to Oprah?!"\n\nMy mother meanwhile was likely dying on the inside.
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7,556
$7 sounds about right for NYC as well, as long as you want a cheap beer.
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7,557
Dude... you're really making the rest of us look bad here.
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7,558
upvote based on username
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7,559
Holy shit.\n\nIf I have kids I'm telling them to go to the grumpiest old fucker in the neighbourhood for help.
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7,560
Indubitably. I usually can avoid using a multiplicity off typographic glyphs, including many of various commonality. But with that particular sign, I doubt I could accomplish that.
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7,561
Pretty sure if they did that this year the rest of Europe would breathe a sigh of relief
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7,562
Yes, yes.. I remember this. I believe she was the one with the boobs. \n
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7,563
To be fair, if you're going to make a cannon, why *not* use shells packed with corrosive liquids?
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7,564
"Well, it couldn't have been any worse than the first one, so technically it's better."
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7,565
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, AGAIN!
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7,566
WE ARE ONLY AS STRONG AS THE TABLES WE DANCE ON AND THE DRINKS WE MIX XOXOXOX LOVE MY GIRLS <3<3<3\n\nshoot me
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7,567
A dead moth is probably the most healthy thing one gets from a McDonalds breakfast menu.
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7,568
The Frank Reynolds of the group
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7,569
Yeah, it's like reddit without all the annoying redditors upvoting shallow fluff and circle jerking to it. For a couple years now, more digg links than reddit ones have made it to my daily reading list for keeping up with the news, after I digest all the reddit front-page image posts in ten minutes.\n\nThere's something to be said for curated, un-democratic, mainstream, professional content. And while I'm on a roll, Hitler had some pretty good ideas.
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7,570
>When is the second best time? Right now.\n\nreally? not even like, 44 minutes ago?
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7,571
Pretty sure The Purge 1 already killed a lot of its audience with terminal disappointment. \n\n**EDIT:** Thank you for this gift of gold I will presume was "liberated" from the upper class!
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7,572
My mom used to say stuff like that too. According to her, our computer was slow because I played Neopets. It had nothing to do with the 7 toolbars she had downloaded or the many "You have won!" virus popups she clicked on. Nope. It was because I played flash games on Neopets.\n\n
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7,573
i agree with gandpaw\nand that tattoo is crap
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7,574
You and your friends should stop dating patients from the psych ward.\n\nBut for real: Did you notice anything unusual in the first two dates?
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7,575
My mom found his wallet in a restaurant back in the day, he gave her all the cash in it (like a grand) and gave her his autograph. Maybe he wasn't always shitty.
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7,576
CHILL! CHILL! CHILL! CHILL! CHILL!
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7,577
You seem very nice. 10/10. Would not kill.\n\nEdit: I'm glad I made so many people laugh :)
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7,578
I think I saw an early draft and it was called "$3,000". I don't specifically remember turning it down. The script was okay but I gotta say, Julia Roberts is what makes that movie. It was her part. Every actor hopes for a part that lets them shine like that.
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7,579
TIL women aren't people.\n\nAlways kinda suspected.
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7,580
http://i.imgur.com/GCfVh1F.jpg\n\nEdit: also, http://i.imgur.com/miXuPro.jpg
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7,581
What does he have to do with anything? This post was about Al Sharpon.
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7,582
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
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7,583
I really didn't have a choice. It was either trust him or bleed/freeze to death. I'm glad he was the one to pick me up. I spoke with him recently and he is still a dear, sweet person. He told me "we're family now".
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7,584
The caption in the gallery says this:\n \n>A man in Xi'an holds a sign that reads CAR SMASHINGS AHEAD, JAPANESE CAR OWNERS SHOULD TURN BACK NOW\n\n
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7,585
I can confirm this. It also helps to glare at said object and threaten to toss it out into the street.
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7,586
http://www.megaupload.com/
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7,587
Nigga you just "Niced" your own joke!
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7,588
I would go to a /r/atheism and the /r/spacedicks meetup. Not to troll or argue, but to quietly observe them in the wild.
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7,589
"For my next magic trick I will make your boss disappear". \n*Boom. Uppercut.*
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7,590
Yeah and I'd like you to drop your prices.
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7,591
Understanding why people like NASCAR cannot be done by acquiring more knowledge. Instead, you must do quite the opposite. \n\nEDIT: I'm sorry I rustled all the NASCAR fans' jimmies over this comment.
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7,592
Well, you're fucking *not*
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7,593
I think it's typically specified whether it's a potluck dinner or not.\n\nIf it is not we would bring a bottle of wine to thank them for preparing the meal.
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7,594
The "we do our own things in the same room" thing is all I want out of a relationship. Someone who just wants to be or is comforted by being in the same room with me, but doesn't necessarily need me to be paying full attention to her or need to be going out and doing things all the time.
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7,595
The gooey kind. They are really dangerous and they chase after me and they are coming and they got me and I turned into a zombie.\n\n(seriously shocked by his answer)
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7,596
Geez.... Spoiler alert. I haven't scrolled down yet.
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7,597
Also, my parents have tried very hard to not turn me into a spoiled, entitled brat, and I try hard not to be.
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7,598
So it only works if the parent and the teachers don't meet.
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7,599
Only thing is, teachers and professors don't hate that weird trick...they hate that 90% of the class ignores the syllabus.
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