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Way to go, /r/spacex. Thanks Elon.
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I didn't say I'd *answer* anything ;-)
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Plot twist: DPRK *on Mars*
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Reddit only cares when it is Israel that's doing the killing (even in self-defense).
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Well, yes, obviously. That's how biology works. You shouldn't need a herpetologist to tell you that if you observe a population of frogs in any given region, it stands to reason that either they are from that region or they migrated to it at some point.
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Big talk from captain "trade everyone and go all in on Sam Bradford." :P
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Yeah, fuck you OP. If I can't be happy, why do you get to be?
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Yeah, woopiee. Let's all quote a poorly written show aimed toward pubescent teenagers. I hope you all get downvoted to oblivion.
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Because they told us not to do anything so they wouldn't have to deal with it.
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You're welcome to fix it yourself if you want.
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Awww, you guys are so cute, spending $3 for each other :')
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/r/nazihunting mod here. This is a legitimate request fulfilling redditrequest requirements, as mensrightslaw is currently considered "abandoned". The person who requested it gets it. Feel free to go make your own subreddit.
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That's an odd name for an author.
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Ahem http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/8-bit_color
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He'd have like three more bananas and then he'd pull out an orange
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Except when they don't have the ability to comprehend what I'm trying to explain, because they as adults still haven't figured out rudimentary background that I have as someone who is vastly superior to them intellectually.
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We like the plop. It is satisfying.
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America = Brazil , Chile , Canada , etc. USA = Shit
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> I blacked out. apparently so did the kid.
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I should rephrase, I tried at first, then I realized how bad I am at most things, and was hoping my sister would help me. She's also bad at things.
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I love so much when people post the Marley quote on facebook that's something like "the worst thing a man can do is take a woman's love with no intention of returning it." Motherfucker you had like ten different baby mamas.
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Sometimes, I wish I was a virgin, and that I waited until I was married to do it.
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First, I am also not a goat. Second, I've had those, and you do what you gotta do. You stay professional, try to bring out answers. It's not brain surgery. The world will not change because you have a bad interview and you just move on.
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Can't play free champs in solo que. And if that was in 5s.... your worse than teemo.
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"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -Barry Switzer
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Board game..dnd..it's the same to me.
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For some reason I could see this being a plot for George Costanza in an episode of Seinfeld
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HA. JOKES ON YOU DOUCHEBAG. *upvotes*
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This is awesome, I'm gonna start doing this to my wife until she goes mad. She notices crooked shit the second she walks into a room.
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please educate yourself on the art world
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Who the fuck is this bitch?
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I FUCKING HATE ANYTHING POKEMON, THE USUAL SUSPECTS IS OVERRATED, ARCADE FIRE IS NOT THAT GOOD, R/GAMING IS FULL OF INSUFFERABLE CIRCLE JERKERS TELLING INSIDE JOKES AND DISHING OUT DOWNVOTES TO ANYONE TRYING TO EXPLAIN THEM.
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*" A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."*
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Has anyone ever noticed that the word *Boobs* looks like the engine of a choo-choo train? Edit: Especially when I italicize it.
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I feel like I'd be too scared of getting a boner to even be able to get a boner. And then I'd get a fear boner.
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They grid it out. It's easy. But you might find it hard considering you're stupid enough to think they just freehand it.
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YES, ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!! IF YOU COME SEE ME AT WORK OR BOOK AN APPOINTMENT AND YOU MENTION REDDIT, YOU GET A DISCOUNT AND EXTRA TIME!
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I have a mortgage. I have two kids. I have a family to feed. I have to save for retirement and save for my kids' college funds. I have parents with failing health. $100K doesn't go very far.
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He also wrote 'I love you' in the snow with the blowtorch for my sister earlier in the week. Incidentally, I don't know how he managed to get a blowtorch past my sister.
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Wow great argument fagtron you sure convinced me with those hot opinions.
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Did once to a virgin cuz i thought she was kidding and it was tears of joy. Boy was i wrong.
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Entitled piece of shit.
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Eragon was terrible even if you hadn't read the book.
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Got it. Let's rate people by how much we want to rape them. That'll quell the haters. This is hypocrisy and anyone that won't admit that is part of the problem
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"I'm sorry, I didn't see 'being a fucking pussy' listed as one of your skills on your resumé." -Not Walmart Manager
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HAHA SUCH AN ORIGINAL JOKE Stop beating the horse, its dead already. I get it, you're unable to accept gender identities, or understand how trans people are oppressed. That doesn't mean you should make fun of their plight.
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He did though and the episode ended with him holding a sign that said "well you wanted me to catch him, now what?"
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as fuck, i lol'd hard with that one
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Ha. Let's stick with genetically modifying pigs with wings first.
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Yes, I could not find the original when I looked. I am a bad, bad man.
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That's...not the same.. edit: Thanks for the gold /u/obscure_renegade!
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Did you want to suck his cock? How about just the tip? What if he asked nicely, would you have?
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Like that bugs bunny episode? LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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I used to think that small mustaches are not all hitler and people shouldn't be so sensitive about that though I know Hitler was bad, but then I took an arrow to the knee!
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The play follows a blue-eyed, bisexual, paraplegic, Nigerian girl named Pepper through her struggle with conforming to unconformity.
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poops FTFY dad raped you shit came out your ass
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In the final year I had a tv and playstation so that helped. Once I was out of the blindfold I used to join dots on the wall pretending they were metro stations and I designed a new computer. I would also try to solve mathematical problems with shapes on the curtain and conduct job interviews with my pillow
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Said by a person who does not have kids.
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Assuming you're 80 kg and she's 60 kg and you're standing 1 m apart, she'll be attracted to you with an extra 4x10^-9 Newtons of force. That makes you about 1.2% more attractive to her.
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where did you get that picture of me
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Assert your dominance, piss on him. EDIT: Thank you for the gold!
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>your ಠ\_ಠ EDIT: Not sure why I'm being downvoted. When I posted my comment, it said "you're." Note that he has since edited his post before calling me an idiot.
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They were both pretty drunk so I said I couldn't serve them. I felt so terrible for that girl, and for the unborn child inside of her.
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Retard calls for petition, doesn't even know the difference between lose and loose. minor9sharp11 - here is a little lesson Loose = the reason your vaginal farts are silent. Lose = the time the condom came off your dads dick when you were 8 years old and became lost in your colon
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Wow, /u/wheatgerm42 may have just singlehandedly changed the packaging for one of the most iconic ice cream flavors ever. Or not, I have no idea what that response means.
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ERMAHGERD, THER SERPERERNSER
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Not to mention proper infantry, research labs, and Cristo Redentor.
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proof or I say moderator trolling
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Hey yo Uranium your looking like my cranium. I'm spitting out these rhymes and they hitting you like titanium. Come along with me and face me in my stadium. * *drops mic* * *Edit: picks up mic due to popular demand*
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Sorry to jack this. I gotta say guys, for the amount of absolute hatred towards this show, you sure seem to know alot about the storylines and characters. If you hate it so much, don't watch it. The only reason why television shows are on or off air is because of ratings and viewership.
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dude....... i can relate so much to this. I think parents do this because theyre awkward and dont know how to have a regular conversation about relationships with their kid so they sacrifice their kids humility for theirs. Its subconsciously selfish
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Shut the fuck up, you deserved it.
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Accidental deer death, it would have been criminal to let the meat go to waste.
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*ewww...* but she's foreign.
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These are not the nudes you're looking for.
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Well done Sherlock! Shall I polish your monocle?
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Whodahell was looking up to Rick James as someone to praise? Damn.
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This. Please take this upvote for having the best comment thus far.
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Also it came pre-tenderized. Thanks for your generosity, gold giver!
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That isn't what firewall means.
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As a rule, I never insult people after giving them my home address.
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My care levels are beyond low.
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He never said she wasn't.
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Serious question: why? Why does it bother you? How does it affect you? How does it inconvenience you in any way? -20 points so far. Way to go, reddit. Keep on downvoting legitimate questions.
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I like dinosaurs, yes I do. I like dinosaurs, how about u
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Okay, I admit it, I lol'd. Well played, fag.
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Important wisdom for today: I think it's far too easy to further dehumanize an already marginalized population. Thanks brah
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I've got the beast in my sights!
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Bro, I don't want to alarm you but I think you need a giant eraser or piece of paper in case this gets out of hand.
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Y'know what's not unlikely? That those jewy Jews managed to keep their all watches. It's all well and good to stand here at arms length and say what an atrocity the Holocaust was but if you actually knew any Jews you would understand why the Nazis did what they did.
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Leeroyyyyyyyyyy Jenkinsssssss!
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Yet the fire was so hot it supposodly caused titanium jet engines to vaporize into nothing. If this were true, how could that woman ever be standing there, looking fairly unburnt. Hot fire doesn't have black smoke, starved fires do. Just sayin...
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No one will ever know
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I use to own stupid sweater vests, but then I took an arrow to the knee!
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He was coming as he was going.
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Do you mean OP? Because I am thinking about OP
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"Dispatch come in, this is officer 420, I've stopped an overcrowded vehicle on the highway, driver is a white male, passengers appear to be both white and black at the same time, please advise- I don't know whether to let them go or shoot them"
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>doing your job and following a judges orders I bet the people in the Nuremberg trials were doing the exact same thing. While I agree that white knighting is stupid, I think your reasoning to not follow the bailiff is a bit misplaced.
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**SCHLOOORRP SCHLOP SCHLOOORRP SCKLAAAP SCHLOOOOP** >Edit - Whoever just gave me gold, thank you.
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Thanks. I'll look into it.
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