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I don't like when people comment on my lunch EVER.
"Just a Cliff Bar?!?! Watching your weight?"
"Ooohhh! Chicken Wings?! Looks like you aren't counting calories anymore!!"
I eat what I want. Please leave me alone. | {
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Heh. As noted, my wife and I are fairly bohemian artists, and hang out with a lot of the same. Most of our friends are our age, in their mid-late 30s. Feed them enough tequila, and... man, some of the stories I can tell. | {
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The fuck kind of wedding is this? | {
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Doesn't look like a baby. Get over it you whore. | {
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In fairness, the front-page content in that sub reads like Jayden Smith's twitter stream. This is their top post right now: http://i.imgur.com/dqkgUe8.jpg | {
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I thought you were going to bed :3 | {
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she's not coming. Let it go | {
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came here to make a hisper reference. | {
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It's not true. You won't be able to afford the hospital bill either. You'll just die sooner. | {
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I guess you really hadn't figured out that my bullshit tolerance level is pretty low tonight. | {
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> to interest (brother)
This cracked me up. | {
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i'd be bitter if i was daniel cormier too
cause i lost
sad day for him. jon is the goat cormier is trash | {
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*deletes browser*
*changes desktop background to a grassy field*
*creates new user account*
*smashes computer to bits*
"Sorry, it's broken."
Edit: Jeezey Pazeezy, thanks for the gold! | {
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fuck the haters, I have 32,000 comment karma. Bring it on bitches! | {
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An entire class coming with watermelon lollipops covered in delicious spicy lucas? You can't explain that.
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bc shes fukin dying of cancer u ashole... jeesus fukin christ cud u give her a break lol? she just thinks she bad @ art give her sum luv man... she has leukema she doesnt need these insults from trolls like u... downvote his ass reddit... | {
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http://i.imgur.com/VNjDA.jpg | {
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Ah, Reddit roulette. At some point some poor bastard is gonna repeat that sentence again and will get downvoted mercilessly. | {
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It's all you've ever got. | {
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All I know is that you're definitely a cunt. | {
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This is honestly one of the weirdest things I've read on this website. | {
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did you manage to grow a vagina also? | {
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I'm just convinced he's secretly Frozone. | {
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I'll admit that those were the only two of the set that are still with us. | {
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Best (legitimate) idea here. I'd take it a step further, throw people off by buying a plane ticket with an obvious paper trail. | {
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If she's that concerned, she should have her daughter on any number of female contraceptives. Condoms really are one of the least effective. | {
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She made a smiley face with a nose. Granny status checks out. | {
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There are already dogs ( wolves are dogs) | {
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Anyone else feel like /u/_vargas_ is that nutty drunk uncle rambling at every party? | {
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I don't want to live in a world that doesn't allow trolling!!!! | {
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Nah Kanye is going to have three other children, South, East, and West. Then the four children will morph together forming Compass West, marking the beginning of the end of days. | {
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Is there a joke I'm missing here? Lol | {
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You have a good vocabulary for a 2nd-grader. | {
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You win the internets. | {
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Just boobs? JUST BOOBS??? | {
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MY DADDYY SAYD DAT I AM DA OWDEST!!!!!!!!!!!! DA VIRGINS CANT HAVE DA NOVELTIE ACCOUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NOT VIRGIN CAWSE I TOUCH MOMMYS VAGINIA WEN I BORN GOO GOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | {
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"I promise to keep having sex with her... But I'd also like to grab a meal or something in between these sexcapades." | {
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No, that's his opinion and that is yours. There's no right answer, aren't opinions great? | {
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Honestly I'm down with paying for stamps. Did you ever consider the fact that the behemoth that is the postal service, with literal planes and trains and automobiles moving literally everything around the world, employing multitudes of people, is funded by fucking *stamps?* If a few cents for a stamp is all I have to pay to keep that thing running that's okay with me. | {
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My son is a redditor. This was done many years ago. Found it several months ago in storage. Maybe he will find it here and fill you in. | {
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One more important factor. Poop. Are you just going to leave little poop trails in your wake?
*Edit*: Okay, I get that many of you can go 24 hours without pooping. I just have a fickle anus ok? | {
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So you knew it was a repost, and did it anyway. What a fucking asshole. | {
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It's as if a million facts cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced
Edit: thanks for the gold, stranger! | {
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Your life is shitty. Sorry I don't spend all day getting piercings, biking around the city and studying the posting rules for Reddit like you do. Good luck with the rest of your life. You'll need it. | {
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Your response is definitely part of patriarchy. | {
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That dude didn't know. He was -5 when I posted it and I went to +3. Who cares anyway? I'm not deleting it. My karma is doing just fine for 3 months. | {
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Not anymore. Knowing my children are able to handle themselves, I'm ready to face it. | {
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They forget birthdays :( | {
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Ok fuck this thread, I'm done. | {
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Not sure if *you're* stupid or trolling. | {
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Benjamin Franklin 1706-1790
Wolfgang Mozart 1756-1791 | {
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I used to remember my username, but then I took an arrow to the knee! | {
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shit... op delivered | {
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nah, all the text is russian. They might bench the player for the game, but i doubt he would get into too serious of trouble. | {
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Watching and listening to people in power who believe they know what they are talking about but do not. | {
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LOL. An upboat for you, sir!
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It's all fun and games until little Johnny loses his little Johnny. | {
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Look at them and move on. You know there is streaming porn on this Internet thing, right?
I come here for the plot | {
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Husband runs a pizza/Italian restaurant. I asked one time if it would look weird if I ordered a bunch of food from somewhere for delivery when I am clearly alone. He said it happens all the time and the drivers don't even think twice about it. No need to feel any shame. | {
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i knew i shouldn't have read the comments to this. armchair refs for the rising stars game? really guys? | {
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Why? He said there would be free lines for everyone! | {
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God's not real. This is reddit. | {
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"She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... Except of course Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman." | {
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edit: they keep coming! | {
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Once my SO spooned me. And then jokingly started thrusting.
Me: oh... that's weird.
Her: haha sorry
Me: well... I didn't say stop. I said weird. Not bad. | {
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http://i.imgur.com/eATeG.gif | {
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Everyone send dick picks to Zack. | {
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Yup. Sure I didn't.
And what I DID say isn't relative... | {
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and the cable guy. DONT FORGET THE CABLE GUY!!! | {
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I don't because its an electronic leash. Everytime you post on facebook or twitter, it also sends your GPS location. You can turn it off, but thats only by software, its still physically on. | {
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She left her entire shavings to the hairdresser and others
Edit:Aaaaaand my highest rated comment is a pretty bad pun | {
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How about he minds his own fucking business? It's their dog and they can do what they want with it. Don't go invading someone's property because you want to be a white knight. | {
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This guy does not fuck around with his answers. | {
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Exactly. What do you know, since you're some random stranger. You don't know this woman's age -- perhaps she just looks really young.
Why would you make a comment like this, I mean really? If she is a young mother why would you want to bring it up again? | {
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I dated a guy who was a musician/music snob. He put on a record to set the mood, but our hookup escalated quicker than either of us expected and he ended up cumming about 1 minute into the first track. It was kind of awkward, considering how long he took to pick out the perfect soundtrack. | {
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how's the murder of palestine going? | {
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And a handsomish one at that. | {
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I don't think she can do that without being objectified by most people, men or women, on reddit or not. Never mind the fact that OP's post doesn't objectify anything, and that only 28 comments have been made so far, none of which represent reddit.
You make it sound like this is something that you're just discovering, but in reality you probably just want a venting-soapbox. I recommend tumblr. | {
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Dogs know this feeling best | {
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>I'm a man dammit
Obviously not if you're spending time watching a cartoon for kids and getting emotional over it. | {
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How can you be sure? Maybe he's just wearing another guy's face?
Edit: My highest comment ever is now a Face/Off joke. I have to make this edit to stop people from replying with variations on the name of the movie. And here's a shout out to the [One True God](https://www.reddit.com/r/onetruegod) who may actually be [pictured above.](http://i.imgur.com/le7AJdK.jpg "Nic Cage") | {
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ah, the last way to keep the niggers out of the white house | {
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10/10 would bro again | {
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It's literally just the title from the article. | {
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I'd spread my cheeks apart and expose my asshole. | {
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That's not an actual answer. | {
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That's fuckin golden. | {
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No one cares what dumb show you watch so here's a downvote to discourage you for threadshitting. And for the rest too, because random shit like puppy gerbilling is just katy the penguin of doom level bullshit. Not funny. Mindnumbing rot.
Edit: It doesn't matter if you're downvoting me because that won't change my vote. | {
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Oh fuck that. It is not my job to lie to your children. | {
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My fingers are crossed. XD
EDIT: This is the most downvoted comment I've ever made. o.o | {
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That was a roller coaster | {
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UPVOTE FOR STRAIGHTS. DOWNVOTE FOR HOMOS. | {
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I was thinking Down Syndrome Legolas, but OK. | {
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just fyi, it's considered rude to post links to videos in the comments, since it looks like you're trying to overshadow op's post (which I know you aren't). if it happens again i will down vote you | {
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And this is exactly why I slash all of my interviewer's tires the night before I go in. | {
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I used to laugh very hard, but then I took an arrow to the knee! | {
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Cheer up! You could both die simultaneously in a car crash or airliner explosion. | {
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I find it humorous that every downvote beyond -5 all of these comments are getting means a karma nerd actually took the time to open each of them individually just to downvote them again. | {
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The original question is about a stereotype that isn't universally true, so he answered with a stereotype that isn't universally true. I'd say it's a valid answer to a flawed question. | {
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I'm not sure if this comment is meant to be ironic or if you're legitimately retarded. Help? | {
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