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This call may be recorded for quality assurance porpoises.
Edit: Thanks for popping my gold cherry! This dolphinitely made my day. | {
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bitchass nigger. fuck off. asshole. asshole's left nut. cunt. vagina.
cuntfag. fagcunt. hoedown. bitchass. limpdick. cumsandwich. shit mustache. strawberry shortcake.
i am dping your mommaaaa all by myself. | {
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A very empirical, rational, and gay response. | {
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Something something Chris Rock beats Rihanna | {
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One man, Roy Sullivan, was struck 7 times in his lifetime. Thor clearly hated him. | {
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Exactly. How difficult is it to spell that name right? Lazy.
Edit: Wow. -161, huh? That's actually impressive. Hilarious how defensive people get when you point out super obvious errors. Thin-skinned fucks. | {
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Word of advice: Don't even glance at Youtube comments. Ever.
EDIT: Thanks for the gold, stranger! | {
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Support how? By reading stuff here? | {
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Well it's a temperamental, territorial, flesh-tank, similar to OP's mom | {
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maybe he should slip him a little tongue so his son knows that he really loves him? | {
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I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING SAMURAI ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLAIN | {
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Did Superman also get a blowjob from a fat intern and embarrass the country?
> edit: wow, I really hit a nerve! there is a lot of butthurt | {
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Baby horses are foals. IIRC, to be a pony, a horse has to be less than 58 inches at the shoulder blade. | {
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Why are you getting downvoted | {
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Your friends are assholes. | {
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a guy that used to troll in high elo since season 1. THe one who made the thread now tries to abuse that fact to make up random shit so everyone will belive him. What he doesnt know is that game was streamed with 600 viewers (by the senemy shen) . So now he will hopefully be known for a scumbag lier. | {
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you're fucking crazy man | {
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The guy probably posts on fatpeoplehate.
I hope McDonalds sues and takes every penny from this thug | {
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"Honey, please stop pleading with the mirror for your life!"
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I've read a few uefalonas saying the same so I had to ask, and I'm pretty sure uefalonas weren't joking. | {
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"We'll tell him we're frightened and we have to go home" is the most underrated Seinfeld line for me. I love that episode. | {
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I doubt so. Half these niggers will die of AIDS anyway. Most of the 65K will be used up buying guns and importing KFC. What a colossal waste. | {
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It stops when you orgasm, not 30 seconds after. | {
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the "cumulative effect" is still peanuts when you consider that the earth itself is releasing these gases on a larger scale. You think the naturally occurring releases aren't also cumulative?
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I kind of feel bad for her. I mean sure she was asking for attention by saying that, but she in no way deserved to have someone just take off her clothes in front of everyone :( | {
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Obviously I'm new here and I didn't understand how it works. I thought it was just another place to get exposure for blog posts. gk128 is a piece of shit internet fake toughguy who probably rents the basement of his mothers house. I don't care if I win him over or not. Now that I understand how it works I'm going to mock and torture him until he quits reddit forever. | {
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The president must be so nervous right now...he just got a comment from shitty_watercolour. | {
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Ive thought about it. I would probably apologize now, I guess. But I like to think I helped him a little. I guarantee he never took anything valuable to school again. | {
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This is reddit. You all pulled this off by becoming the front page of the internet.
edit: I'm also hoping the administration was so responsive because secretly they're all redditors. | {
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"sheth is a le manner bear xD so nice~~"
You realize he's a passive aggressive fuck who's playing the "nice" card so this celebrity dicksucking subreddit will keep him relevant, right? | {
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>window shelf thing
[window sill] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Window_sill) | {
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>Take away: Resistance fighters should use shittier phones for their IEDs.
FTFY | {
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As a drummer for 21 years, I would like to extend some appreciation to you and all other bass players for holdin it down and keeping my groove in that fat, fat pocket. | {
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You see, the clear approach and stuff, I'd love to be gay, all the free sex. No dates. No bullshit. No bills. No dinner with her parents. But I don't like fur and shit, unless you become a really attractive tranny I am sorry but I am not "coming on" to you.
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That first sentence made me so nervous. | {
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Star wars reference gets upvote lol | {
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It doesn't just come in cans.
It comes in *Ameri*cans. | {
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That's pretty irrelevant of a comment, but good job getting that karma. | {
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This is the most country thing I've ever read.
EDIT: wow. it really is the throwaways that catapult themselves to the top of your comment list. | {
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I dont even know what a 9fagger is. But I guess the hivemind has spoken and it's verboten. lol
Edit: on another note, it does seem with the fierce downvoting i did touch a pretty huge nerve. Sorry, the numbers speak for themselves. lol
Man, I wasn't even trying and I pissed off so many people. Fucking awesome.
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You're welcome.
Wait what? | {
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I doubt that pretty highly. Why do you say so? | {
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Seriously that was some James Bond badassery. | {
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only sometimes.
*(that was a blowjob joke)* | {
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Ah. In that case, no worries. They probably had no idea what the noises were. | {
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I used to like tupac, but then i took an arrow to the knee! | {
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The key to being a slacker is not to do no work, it's to get good at doing your work as quickly and efficiently as possible - but telling no-one so they don't give you extra work.
Edit: Well this blew up. Glad to see so many smart slackers out there. Here's to us! And thanks for the gold, beautiful stranger. | {
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Because sometimes we measure things in fractions like thirds, sixths, eighths, etc., which are just a major pain in the ass when you're talking meters.
One third of a yard is one foot. One third of a meter is 33.33333333333333333... cm. Which one's easier? | {
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If you think I havent listened to Mambo No. 5 in the last five years you are sorely, SORELY mistaken my friend. | {
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it's made of douchebag, sadly not a species in extinction... | {
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You'll cop a good tutting if you cut the queue. | {
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thats awesome, when did this happen?
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Is your significant otter playful when wet? | {
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WHAT!? My perception of appearances is my opinion!? How long have you been keeping this information to yourself? You gotta tell someone! Everyone should know! | {
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The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
Best line ever | {
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I agree she was a little big maybe but she looked fine. It goes to show how insecuritys can go too far | {
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this is probably the worst one out of all them on here, I hope you get murdered. | {
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Except both of us! My mates gf us a kiwi she earns over 60k plus a car crash. I remember the chapter but it's an impractical, but more neck and neck in the freezer the night was spent trying to say Costco too! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY | {
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Strange name for a pet. | {
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>tumblr
>gay fag | {
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BUT WHAT IF THE CAN OPENER IS IN A CAN HUH? | {
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Someone loves rehashed bullshit fed to them. Enjoy your shit. | {
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Well fuck.
-NASA | {
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She's too busy making those Facebook videos for World Women's Day or whatever.
Edit: Wooooooooo, people are all touchy. Say anything about feminism in a neutral and non positive tone and you get jumped upon. | {
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***TWIST AND SHOUT!!!***
Oh God. | {
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Or a prsn hu lks 2 shrtn hs wrds. | {
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Or exactly the speed of a burrito fired out of a burrito gun. Try to be precise, please. | {
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He has not been on in a while. | {
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Bob wehadababyitsaboy | {
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I wouldn't squander it by giving homage to some superstitious nonsense if I were bestowed with the craft to do so. You see that's the issue here. The craft was the incredibly impressive feat. Turns out the human astronauts were actually worse than monkey astronauts. Imagine how ashamed they were in the Houston mission control center. They probably regretted not sending monkeys. | {
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Hey, FBI? \^---- this guy | {
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You hope his made-up daughter can get him more karma? Me too. | {
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Your friends' boss is A POS | {
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I told a guy in R/Pics that he made me laugh and I get downvoted. You do it and get upvoted.
Reddit scares and confuses me.
Edit (at 170 down votes) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAUY1J8KizU&feature=youtube_gdata_player | {
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"Hey honey... sorry I had another dick in me all weekend, but I'll totally let you fuck me tonight."
Sex is currency for this woman. | {
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That would be a weird question to ask to a dermatologist, but you should ask nevertheless. | {
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I have been known to make it rain in vegas once or twice. | {
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is that a joke? because that ballon d'or has nothing to do with 2015 | {
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Until then, I'll be confined to giving upvotes hoping for another piece of your genius.. | {
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This isn't a 4chan post, it's what I said to my girlfriend. I wouldn't put anything from that piece of shit website onto here. | {
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Where are you from? I'll make out with you. | {
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**MAYBE IF HE WASN'T A FAT FUCK HE WOULDN'T BE SO FUCKING TIRED** | {
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That's a bit like asking 'how do fish get into the Atlantic?' isn't it? Either they're born there or they migrate to it, depending on the species of frog and the time of year. I won't bore you with the details. | {
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What I found amazing is that Mark Hamill could act. | {
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Nope. Second worst.
I'm an emt, ran on a call where a guy was about to take a bath he turned the hot water on and before turning on the cold went into status epilepticus the water burned over 80% of his body including the "all important 1%"
Dude had to be lifeflighted to a burn unit in galveston, he lived but his life will never be the same. | {
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I might shoot the barista if he gave me french roast coffee. It's not French, it's American faux-French and it's so burnt that there's no taste. Yucks | {
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To look like some kind of creepy, Nosferatu-like monster? (as a guy, I've always kinda wanted to get them, then walk around with dinosaur hands all day).
Either that, or just to show off how useless and pampered you are. | {
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Horde Dominated server, not based server lol | {
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You should put all your weight on just one finger to reduce the number of fingers affected by arthritis. | {
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Honestly? I didn't even ban them.
I removed the comments. The admins won't get around to site bans and the majority of the comments have removed the info.
If someone spams it, they will be gone. | {
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I was moved around every couple of months. One time they took me outside, knelt me down, put a gun to my head and pulls the trigger. At the same time they fired another gun off behind my back. I thought I was dead. | {
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"n00blord" isn't even a word, neither is "nooblord" but atleast use "nooblord" as putting zeros in words makes no sense. | {
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/r/atheism is populated by people who have recently abandoned Christianity or their Christian upbringing. Often, new adopters of a certain ideology/belief system are the most vocal and annoying. | {
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Do you mean Others, or are you show-only?
Edit: I have never felt the reddit hammer this hard. Lesson learned, and I apologize for being an ass. | {
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I know! I dread the day I ask him for his blessing in marrying his daughter. She wont get married without it and I think he knows that. He would give me the blessing, but not before fucking with me.
edit: No, her father does not want to fuck me. At least I hope not. Dad dicks are huge. | {
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Upvoting for upvotes. | {
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^^^^^^why ^^^^^^did ^^^^^^i ^^^^^^think ^^^^^^of ^^^^^^slaves | {
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Also Bill Gates' sun-in-law gets all the shit he wants because yeah. | {
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*petting intensifies* | {
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hard work my ass, skinny people dont know what its like to not be able to exercise easily, let alone have actual hunger. | {
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