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Police were in on it. They probably gave 50 euros to the conductor for giving them a call.
**edit** Everyone is calling me a detective because I solved the case.
**edit2** goddammit, Reddit.
**edit3** ಠ_ಠ
**edit4** I'm going to subscribe all of you to cat facts. | {
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Post downvoted to oblivion goes here. | {
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you guys sound like you were made for each other | {
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So you are telling me that when you get a post on reddit deleted by a mod,you are so proud of it that you screenshot it?Yeah,ok...I am just lying I guess. | {
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Two scientists walk into a bar.
The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one says "I'll have some H2O too."
The bartender gives them both water as serving hydrogen peroxide at a bar would be both illogical and dangerous. | {
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Please read my OP. This is not about the karma. | {
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2 noble gases walk into a bar
Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."
There is no reaction. | {
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do you think that your nephew will grow up to be a [twink](http://ablackgay.com/black_gay_porn_blog/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/78622_twink-gets-drunk-with-friend3.jpg), or a [bear](http://www.pridewest.co.uk/images/pictures/gay_bears.jpg)? | {
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you're from paris, of course your'e an arsehole. | {
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You left out the part where he named his daughter "North" and how he thinks all musicians other than himself, beyonce, and jay z suck and have no talent. | {
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Yes this is dog. I am suing you for 4 pigs ears and a denta stick. | {
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I guess that's better than throwing up in someone ELSE'S mouth :P | {
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That is so sweet that it makes me bitter. | {
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I used to take a long time to make out that picture for some reason, but then I took an arrow to the knee! | {
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It's more of a luxury than a necessity. | {
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And who defines what is right? A mortal like you, or God? My vote is still with God.
EDIT: Hey guys, this was a publicity stunt for [/r/UnitedTrolls](/r/UnitedTrolls). Thanks for your participation. Hope that lessens the butt hurt a bit. (-: | {
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His mom or grandma after picking him up when the school called because he wouldn't stop crying.
His grandma posted it to facebook.
Edit: it was his mom that took it. | {
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As far as I know, all of this would have to be done with CSS unless the admins changed things around, and the mods are the only ones who can change the subreddit's CSS. | {
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It's very difficult to get an accurate count of how many sheep actually get fucked in Wales each year. Any time someone tries to count, they get drowsy and fall asleep. Until the true number is known, this silence of the lambs will continue. | {
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Deep sea creatures are further proof that humanity had no creator- no way in hell something like that was 'designed'. | {
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That's what she says every morning. | {
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You say that just because I've been a fan longer doesn't mean I'm a bigger fan. This may be true, however, I've grown up with these guys, and plan to give my own children the same experience. It's not just a game to us, it's something that brings people together and helps make memories. | {
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I'm sorry to tell you this, but Shit Breath is your Mandarin name.
"I'm sorry I brought Shit Breath to dinner again."
"Shit Breath dishonors our family."
"Destroy Shit Breath." | {
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On reddit mods are the kings of their subreddit kingdoms.
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No, it's aliens. Shut up. | {
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hi im trying 2 get some more karma can you please upvote me thanks
wtf y downvote me i said thanks you fucking idiot
stop plz
stop please...im serious
fuck u noobs | {
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For perhaps the first documented time in history, this women went black and went back. | {
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You spelled "sauce" wrong.
It's okay, I'm ready for the downvote onslaught. Bring it. Bitches. | {
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"average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Edit: whoa thanks for the gold! | {
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I am karma indifferent, but very sensitive to douchebaggery. | {
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Person A and B shake hands at a business meeting.
Person A: Ding! You have unlocked [Jizz Hands!]
Person B: Ding! You have unlocked [And Your Enemies Closer] | {
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I had nothing to do with my submission making it to the frontpage. | {
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Haha I saw that pic and had a laugh with a few friends in a lecture. I'm glad that I found out you're a redditor
Edit: Holy shit, so many people. | {
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How is being a free women and having control over your body disgusting ? Take your fascist women hating ideas elsewhere. | {
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*tips mobility scooter* | {
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>le No point arguing with a feminist.
>le They are too stupid to le comprehend logic.
>le Everything is always le man's fault, because he has the penis she so desperately le wishes she had.
FTFY :P | {
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> We're bff now and its even more terrifying than when he ignored me.
Well yeah, cause now he *has* to kill you if you fuck up. | {
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Wow what a wonderful way to spur conversation and knowledge. Yelling at visitors to this subreddit, and treating people like inferiors. And people wonder why religious folks avoid the arrogance of science. Also, not to be a dick, but a fact is just not empirical support. You need a theory or story behind your empirical support. Just FYI to folks who like to treat less educated folks like shit. | {
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I'm actually the girl lmao. Thanks for the compliment! | {
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What a fat fucking tool. This guy passed on ny chance he would ever get laid. That's y u nerd fags have no friends. U suck and are obsessed ith fat fucks like this tool. Maybe u would make friends if u didn't live ate home n weren't a fat gamer. | {
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That fact didn't seem so fun. | {
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Most implies a large number, not a small quantity. English is not my first or even second language, but I know using "most" is inappropriate when it's less than gods damned five.
Edit: 1. a great majority of; nearly all
2. the superlative of many, much
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You.... are not telling the truth. Please tell me this is a joke. | {
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Why's he feeling up her ass? | {
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*Band kids.*
I've been informed by roughly eight people that it's *orchestra* not *band*. None of you seem aware of each other. Also, nobody cares. | {
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Aw, it's ok butthurt r/atheism subscriber.
Edit: Yep, really butthurt. | {
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She's right behind you, isn't she? | {
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If you've never watched his stream why comment you fucking retarded-bully-wannabe?
The guy might be a jerk but shitheads like you are even worse.
Anyone who downvotes this can suck my dick. You're retarded and should get a certificate. | {
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You've never looked in a mirror? ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) | {
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Stop being a fucking little pussy bitch. | {
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TELL US HOW YOU FUCKING FIXED IT OMFG
Cheers for the gold yo | {
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You're kind of an asshole. I can't believe the hivemind is upvoting you. | {
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He loves to suck on us both. | {
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You think the hottest thing ever is a homosexual sex act?? | {
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i think i laughed really hard when i read the meowshwitz joke, but i am sucker for holocaust jokes | {
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**Hipster photograph:* *Puts fotobomb in photograph before it was cool.* | {
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"If Americans come from Europe then why we still got Europe?" | {
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Uh no. Girls can make money from sex but it just makes them sleazy. | {
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If a woman shits in the woods and a homeless man isn't around to masturbate to it, did she really shit? | {
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And I was just five karma short of nirvana. Ah well, start again. | {
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"He's down... suspect is down... did everyone get to shoot?"
"I didn't, sir."
"Well step up here, Brodey, **POP** that-a boy, anyone else?"
Edit: obligatory thanks for the gold. | {
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"she is nice" is not considered a compliment by us girls. | {
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https://i.imgflip.com/gk374.jpg *dank memes* | {
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She was involved in a car accident with a drunk driver. It's been a rough year but I know that she's in a better place. | {
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Oh, get a girlfriend? Just get a girlfriend? Why don't I strap on my girlfriend helmet, squeeze down into a girlfriend cannon and fire off into Girlfriend Land, where girlfriends grow on girlies!!! | {
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Gee I don't know. Try reading the post you linked to and you'll know why. | {
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I like stories like this where everyone gets a good laugh out of it all. Much better than pretty much all of the other stories in this thread. | {
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All you need to know is you don't fuck with freedom you communist bastard, or this is what you get. | {
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Tranq everyone and drag them into lockers | {
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Goo GAH MAMA DADY NO touch VAginea!!!!!!!!!!!!! But then I took an arrow to da knee! | {
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this is an incredibly thoughtful answer | {
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haha no shes not hhahaha but lol | {
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I saw it on an airplane. People still walked out.
EDIT: Best monday ever. Great way to start the year, thank you mysterious stranger! | {
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You must be so lonely.
You stupid bitch. | {
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The TSA shouldn't even exist.
Edit: Thanks for the gold! I didn't expect my short, cynical comment to garner much of a response. Glad it spurred some conversation! | {
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Sigh. The rest of the world just laughs at your warped perceptions. If you honestly can't fathom a reason why guns could be perceived as bad then the fact that someone like you can possess one is reason enough. | {
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one would assume they use their bathroom boomerangs. | {
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You'll be disappointed when you get barely more than enough upvotes to cover your downvotes. | {
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dont worry about it 2 meters is hardly bigger than a womp rat no one could hit that | {
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Read the sidebar and look at rule 10. | {
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What?! What kind of coupon, rather than saying FREE, says the store will give you money to take? | {
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Then you fail to understand the breadth of philosophy. Part of it would be recognition of the fact that some people are much smarter than others. | {
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You listen here meow. | {
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will*
You fucking retard. | {
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Pizza customers are like the exact opposite of retail customers. | {
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The point was to show people how easily they are fooled on this website. I had no ulterior motives here, but others do. Reddit has been gamed already, by those who just want internet fame, and those who want money. | {
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correct. and you see my point. | {
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This is the thing... it's not that funny at all. The humour is forced and the rest is just stupid facial expressions. | {
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I don't know ice cream. | {
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Both of those subs are creepy | {
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that would be fucking insane and also insanely dangerous | {
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this guy should be in prison then. there shouldnt be an exception to the law just because he's white and rich. | {
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Remember: Reddit is free. | {
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> Based on what?
Being one of the smartest people in history means that in a thread with a few dozen or hundred people, it's very unlikely that any of them are as smart as you. | {
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This is so fucking 1999 it's ridiculous. | {
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*David Attenborough voice:* early internet users communicated with a primitive language known as leet speak. Here, let us listen... | {
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That may not be the story Reddit wanted but it's the story Reddit needed. | {
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no, I'm very proud of my beard. Brb. Chopping down a Redwood on my own. | {
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Fuck the sack of grain, kill the chicken, marry the fox. | {
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Doesn't have anything to do with the subreddit. | {
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