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Rolls of toilet paper that are perforated lengthwise instead of parallel to the roll. One sheet would be 1/4 inch wide and 60 yards long
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How about you mind your own fucking business and don't nitpick me for my comment history? Take my opening post as it is. And what does my asshole-ness even have to do with my post?
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Stop when things start peeling or bleeding though.
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calm down faggot. nobody is working so much that they can't spend an hour with their kids daily
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> that fucking bitch aww, true love
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FAGGOTS ARE A DISEASE OF THIS EARTH AND MUST BE PURGED
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Made me spit my tea out, asshole.
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Between your sass here and assertions that the SPLC isn't an authority on anything elsewhere in the thread, you've managed to break all 3 rules in the sidebar. Additionally, you don't seem to care for the concept of a safe space in general, so I see no reason your posting privilages here should be sustained. Good bye.
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Agreed, his last crowning achievement was about 16 years ago. edit: Thank you for the gold anonymous redditor.
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Atheists are not "dramatically underrepresented" in the *incoming* prison population. They often reform while in prison.
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The pun would work better if this wasn't a text-based interview, now wouldn't it?
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lol but still... why?
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The guy on the right is Reddit's own /u/Ben10MMA
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Downvoted for being a nazi-nazi (one who is a nazi about others being nazi).
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Australian ponies have to be <56 inches. We're a country that strives to have cuter ponies than the rest of the world.
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KARMA SUICIDE! DO ME, TOO!
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He didn't even use a period, he must have hated those hiking boots.
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downvote this if you think that killing babies is allright **challenge** done
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Another interesting thing about The Office is that some actors were in the annex because they were actually also producers in the show and couldn't be in every scene in the background, so they put them in a place where most of the time they couldn't be seen.
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Someones been playing the fagot a lil too much it seems... Edit: Wow, my downvote count actually turned into a '*retard meter*'. Lets see how many more fucking retards there are. Some people shouldnt be given a mouse if their IQ is below room temperature.
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That was both fun and a fact. 9/10 would read again.
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Just because it is a joke doesnt mean it is funny. Example, rape jokes, never funny. The only way you would think this was funny is if you are an immature misogynist. If you go to 4chan or whatever amateur porn site, you gotta remember those *are* real people who probably don't want you seeing their photos.. It's sad that this is what reddit has become.
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Instructions unclear, she's pregnant in two places now. Mandatory gold edit: thank you, random peep!
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she went from a vile feminist to a moderate one
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honestly the most English part of this joke is that the Welsh were completely ignored
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Legitimately don't care. Maybe when this eat beast makes it to a human weight I will, until then just another lazy sack of waste smelling up my world and costing the taxpayers money. I simply cannot fathom how lazy and stupid you have to be to get that fat in the first place.
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you've been waiting an awfully long time with this very specific username...
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Actually, you can find pictures [here](http://youtu.be/6_b7RDuLwcI)
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That's so simple it's brilliant; it reminds me of the one from Kiss Kiss Bang Bang: Perry: Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find? Harry: A picture of me? Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!
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DADDY PWEASE NO TOUCH MY VAGINIA NO MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I PWOMISE I BE GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LE GAH GOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>We are putting a lot of effort into design esthetics, not just utility im glad we have top men ensuring the future is sexy
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Is it tragic for a 30 year old man to lose their mother? Edit: Obviously for him it is. To describe it in the same way as a 16 year old losing his mother though?
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What I don't understand is what is the point? It's not like Marylyn Monroe is some mythical figure. We have pictures of her. We can all see she isn't fat.
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Uh, I think OP was joking, meatbrain. He means if you mess with the mafia in real life they will break your legs or kill you. You probably just either dont know how to play videogames, or are karmawhoring and nobody else gets the joke? ಠ_ಠ Thanks for the laugh before bed.
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Alive at the same time; one mimed and the other rhymed. Edit: Wow, Reddit Gold! Thank you kind stranger. May karma pay you back a hundredfold.
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Why the fuck would I care about looking cool on the shithole that is reddit? And why are you pretending like there's not this insanely common misconception that flies around ignorant dipshits who think women's vaginas can get "stretched out" by use?
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Your coworker's going places. Namely circles.
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You sure because you're kinda freaking out rn
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I don't have a wife, but I yelled at my dog earlier and he got pretty scared. I had a bad day. I'm going to go apologize, give him a treat and curl up with some Netflix. EDIT: Thanks for the gold fellow dog lover. I actually did apologize to him, give him a treat and watch Netflix. He enjoys It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia!
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It shows how backwards and brainwashed some people are. He's the first person to set foot on a non-earth surface and the first thing he does is that? That's disgusting.
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Nothing lucky about it. Dude is a nice guy, people appreciate it.
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You see, I can do this thing called "imagining." I can set up a hypothetical situation in my mind and then figure out how I would feel if it was true. You should try it some time.
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Classic sim. She's practicing to up her charisma point.
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I did it for his/her grandmothers birthday. It only had one other reply so it wasn't a popular post.
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Gilded comment goes here.
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Who really cares? She definitely did.
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I don't know where all the time goes. I'm just perpetually tired now.
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welcome to reddit: where everything's a repost and the karma doesn't matter
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"Don't ask me how it got the gun, just run!"
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Yes exactly! It is so sensitive after having a orgasm it does hurt. Maybe if you didn't act like a selfish douche you would still have a gf. God I hate these immature whiny little boy texts. When you are older maybe you will understand women.
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Rock: "Ok, Contestant #1, you've gotten a whiff of this dish. Now comes the most important part. Do you..." Studio Audience: "...smell what the Rock is cooking!" Contestant #1: "Ok, let's see...It smells like--" Rock: "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT IT SMELLS LIKE"
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people upvoting this shit? seriously, human beings with family and friends died. these were dumb kids who wanted a gang to be a part of. they didnt deserve death... they deserved education.
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Sorry Double D my mom caught me playing with the belly button jar so she took away my stairs.
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It's truly sad, to die a virgin, like most of reddit.
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You're clearly not British. This is our equivalent of a furious rant.
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We don't need these genetic disasters fucking up our gene pool. Heres to hoping that natural selection takes its course.
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Wow, you're average-sized, are you an accountant? *sigh*
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return your mancard. now.
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I had this rare moment for the first time last year in my first year of university. We were sitting in the botanical gardens in the middle of the night hitting bongs and I looked around and we were all laughing, just sharing genuine happiness. It was the first time I just felt comfortable with the people around me. It was beautiful and I definitely considered one of the best moments in my life.
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Our dead are martyrs and go to Paradise. Your dead are kuffar and end up in Hellfire.
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Well, Spider-Man 3 was obviously worth it.
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I had no intention...
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"Can we turn off this R&B music? I kind of want to hear you breathing." "Ok..." "Do you wanna take off your pajama bottoms?" "No, actually I'd feel more comfortable if I just pulled my penis through the hole."
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Written much better...than what?
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They would of gotten away with it if it wasn't for the meddling kids
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Nope Edit: So much lost karma!
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If you want to be stealthy you can just plop it in the water.
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No, it's not. Do me now!
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Haha everyone's had a posh wank at some point
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I can't believe how lazy he is. He claims that he just works that way, but there's no excuse for promising a book in a year, then not publishing it for five. Also, he's old. He's gotta get to it. He may not outlive the books.
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Yeah. 99.99% of Americans think they're creepy, too.
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pro tip, search before you post something that has been confirmed as fake.
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They knew, man. You think your mum hasn't ever caught some yoghurt? And your dads a dad, dude. That's nasty. You nasty.
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Hebrew slavery was not anything like racial slavery as practiced in the new world. Slaves were allowed to go free after a set number of years, and were considered a part of the family, plus had a number of rights that were expected to be respected.
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Hands on hips is the universal sign for "well fuck me".
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Lemme teach about a thing called "respect".
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Yes, and vanilla-colored.
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That's...disgusting. I hope you are at least 40, otherwise I feel sorry for all the young men you surprised with that unfortunate growth. Then again, what straight female wears a bush? Maybe you are straight, just ugly. Ugly women tend to have a bush more often than attractive women.
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He learned the hard way that adults don't want the truth, they want good liers. Edit: it is when I make a shitty comment that I get lots of karma, the world is definitely unfair!
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Well, yes, but also they are designed so that the 'bonding hormone' oxytocin is released in our heads so we chemically can't avoid liking them
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Fuck. I read your comment wrong the first time and for a moment thought wasps the size of dinner plates were a thing. EDIT: Please stop sending me pictures of big-ass wasps, I can't handle this.
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Same thing moron. Wow i said something clever give me karma please!
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That woman was awesome. It was really nice of her to not only recognize that her date was a dick, but to actually come back and do something to rectify the situation. A lot of people would feel bad, but not actually return and try to set things right.
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Yeah, I so fucked that up. Shame is me. I prefer back when I would use FTP and notepad to update my site from Dell. That was better than this crap reddit setup.
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You should have tipped the lady.
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Shitty autocorrect is shitty.
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One time Chris Brown tweeted something like "No more planking for me, unless its on a sexy lady!" And a fox newscaster retweeted saying "You spelled punching wrong." Then the news caster had to apologize on TV and he made it really sarcastic and it was hilarious
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Nah bruh my eyesight needs to be 20/20 to spot dem bitches and potential hoes
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**I decided my best bet would be to run inside and play video games.** Holy cow, I haven't laughed so hard for so long.
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hey hey hey, smartass, way to contribute to the conversation!
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He never learned spanish. ___ *EDIT: I can't believe one of you fuckers gave me gold for this comment. Thanks to whomever it was... and I'll see you in hell.*
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Karma is just meaningless points, take them all. I don't care.
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He'd just go on the roof and shove his hand through the ceiling.
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Shit actor, real actors would be able to hold a straight face. That's why they're getting paid the big bucks. Nothing good has come out of SNL since the 80's.
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He is saying that if you find his pot of gold, he will give you 3 wishes.
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The longer the fan, the more important the relationship with pokemon. Never said YOU were a bigger/lesser fan.
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'And then what happened?'
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>, Sterling G Mace You don't have to sign your comments. Your username is right above them with your name in it.
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They date on the web.
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>you take MY safety so lightly... Sound like a bitch home boy.
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