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Oh yeah well one time I got through an entire lollipop without biting it | {
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I also watched the video | {
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This may be the real-life equivalent of a risky click of the day for OP | {
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woooowww so now we're being racist? Little nerds are thinking racism is funny and that there safe here in the puberty subreddit. Disgusting. You people have no class and are racists
*edit: welp looks like i was dv'd for speaking up against racism. You people are scum and I hope this all comes back on you*
**Edit: everyone please report this so it will get taken down** | {
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there's no time to be bored. i'm so busy doing the horse dance... | {
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And then, they realize what game they asked about and stop giving a shit. | {
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I saw my teacher at the grocery store once, she bought food and stuff. It was weird. | {
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http://imgur.com/PeBNa.jpg | {
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Hahah that's funny.
No!
Haha. | {
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I don't think you understand what I am saying.
NEVER, I repeat, NEVER did I say that racism and discrimination based on weight or religion (or lack thereof) were EXACTLY the same. I said there is common ground. And there are similar experiences.
You claiming that white people just can't "understand" seems pretty racist to me. | {
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As a person with celiac it is HELL and I would never want to wish it on anyone. I hate it when my hands break out in blisters or the fact that if I ignore it I will probably get cancer. But I sure love that I can get gluten free food that isn't just garbage now. Thanks hipsters you have made it mainstream enough to be profitable. Now I dont have to eat 8 dollar bricks of rice "bread." | {
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although i agree with you, it still doesnt make it ok for white people to use any derivative of the N word. | {
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They also own Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream which promotes highly unsexualised bellies. | {
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Its more so a maturity level, I must admitted I've blown smoke to her face which she is ok with, but only once in a blue moon. When ahe has finally hit puberty and she maintains good grades, and is responsible with her chores and what not... can be as early as 16. | {
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I GODDAM ASKED YOU IF YOU WANTED SOME FRIES AND YOU SAID NO SO FUCK NO KEEP YOUR GODDAM MITTS OFF MY FUCKING FRIES!!! | {
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I asked my question, he answered it and I was tossing out something for him to think about. | {
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She wouldn't last 10 minutes nowadays, she'd just dart for the dairy aisle to try to find some Activia to eat.
EDIT: I'd like to dedicate this reddit gold I've received from a kind stranger to Jamie Lee Curtis's bowels. | {
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LOLOL SO FUNY U GET DA UPVOTE FROM ME !!!! LOLOL WEDIT IS FUL OF FANY PEPLE!!! | {
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Well at least I won't be hungry. | {
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Thirty something, that's all I need. :) | {
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"why does he have 30 bookmarks of a crying panda bear?" | {
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Yo man I don't mean to be rude but your wife looks like a dude. You sure she's not male? I mean I don't care either way but I just want you to be sure you know. | {
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Snoring is a sign that she is guzzling other dudes cum. | {
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He was only funny because he was a fat crack/heroin addict. You think you would laugh at a sober skinny guy doing the "VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER" bit | {
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Just like driving. Keeping them steady at 10 and 2. | {
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I dont have a facebook page.How about you just downvote my comment and move on instead of trying to be some crusader of justice, faggot | {
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Sorry, we were looking for porn. The answer is porn.
Edit... Gold really? Talk about /r/circlejerk | {
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The karma-rape train has no brakes! | {
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Well you could build unlimited [boner-hiding apparatuses](http://i.imgur.com/zJKrQW5.png). | {
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"I'm being played."
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Hell, talking to children like they're children. I didn't like it as a kid and I didn't do it with my own. They turned out OK. | {
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It's a pretty rad ability. | {
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You don't have to wait it out. A man can get rid of an erection by flexing a large muscle for about 30 seconds or more, like both thighs. If you're sitting, rest your feet on your toes and push off the ground as if you're just about to stand up. | {
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I hope so! Something like this shouldn't just be thrown away I don't think. I really hope he finds it | {
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"Never mind guys, I fixed the problem" | {
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Ugh yeah sometimes, But they have a sale from time to time like BOGO or buy 4 for 3 type stuff. NBD I don't think it's there anymore. We need a fucking HOT TOPIC | {
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Was this about 4 years ago? If so, it's possible I watched you the entire time. | {
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Uh...you MUST be a 13 year old if you think THIS counts as a sense of humor. | {
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8% of people read this as "8% of people pronounce wiffy as wiffy" | {
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No. No they're not. Builds that can do things are much better. There is nothing awesome about a 10 year old processor. | {
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Apparently I already have reddit shit then. | {
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tell u what? that your GAY???, XDXDXD LOLLLLLLL TROLLED U | {
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Like I give a shit.You post sth from your reddit life and then someone thinks you are lying,and then I have to give a shit and all.Man you are taking this whole karma thing way too serious... | {
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I double clicked your upvote arrow. | {
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Great repost bro!
Edit: Downvote me all you want, OP is still making a repost. | {
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Stop mocking me, please. | {
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As shitty as that is, who the fuck are you violating this guys freedom of "speech" I wish it was a .gif of you being beat with a shovel. Here is an idea don't click on his link and here is an equally offensive .gif of Mohammed.
EDIT:-53 yikes I'd delete this comment but then the censorship clowns win but fuck that I will stand by my views and anti censorship is one of them!! | {
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and if anyone asks to turn it down, you ask "for what?"
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Wikipedia worse research reference possible. Could it be possible that people want to continue a lie? | {
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Your brother's kind of a dick. If I found a vid of one of my sisters online, I'd let THEM know and let THEM handle it, not immediately go I'M TELLING MOM AND DAD WAAAAAAAAH. Especially since my sisters are adults who can make their own goddamn life decisions.
Seriously. Your brother's a douche. | {
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Ya I really hope he didn't have in mind for women to be publicly slut shamed for choosing to have an abortion. | {
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You're a glass half empty kind of guy, ain'tchya. | {
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are you a nigger faggot?
Edit: Whoever thumbs me down is a fucking cunt and a nigger faggot!!! | {
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That's a long erection | {
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So furious that you logged onto the computer to make a meme. That will teach him! | {
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My co-worker did this...
1. Tape over the laser
2. Turns out, mouse was unplugged, too
3. Also, image on screen was a screen-shot of the background of the computer, so even when the mouse was "fixed", it still didn't move
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Yes. Thanks for the educated guesses and speculation, MetsFan!
Edit: http://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/2ssbyk/gabe_sapolsky_responds_to_metsfans_report_about/cnslwzt | {
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I bet he's got a hell of a career doing nothing. | {
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http://imgur.com/fMbDq
Another quick picture. | {
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Shaving Private Raya. | {
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Sounds good, do you want to dress like the girl, or should I? | {
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The bro was strong with that dog... | {
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If you elect Democrats, you get this kind of fucking insane police state bullshit.
Stop voting for Democrats. | {
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I gotcha bro
/r/wheredidthesodago | {
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You sir, win. You win everything. | {
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"I want you to bring the cow into the kitchen and just let it stare at the oven for a few minutes and THEN serve me the steak from that cow." | {
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It's the symbol for division.
Edit: most downvoted comment ever, even between my other account that I forgot the password to.
Edit #2: I'm honored, whoever the hell you are that gilded me. I'd like to thank the downvote brigade that made this possible and my grandfather, who made me too stubborn to delete poorly received comments like this. | {
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i always figured everyone knew i fucked goats. *shrug* | {
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No shit it's an ice sculpture. I thought it was cool, that was my reason for sharing | {
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/u/TheAustr0naut said "**There are few swords that cut so deep as the blade of unrequited love.**"
/u/tbmcrowley replied "**Yeah. It sucks.**"
 
And *that* is the difference between poetry and prose.
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What a fucking moron | {
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No, I gilded him.
^^^^^Plot ^^^^^twist: ^^^^^I'm ^^^^^him. | {
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I personally enjoy the BLB meme a lot more than the RPG one, but being a funny meme isn't exactly a qualification for IAmA. It's about what people have *done*, not about what other people have done using a photo of them. | {
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bits of real bear, so you know it's good | {
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Incoming circlejerk, brace yourselves. | {
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I think your parents may be secretly buying new Goldys... | {
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I'm probably going to get down voted to hell for saying this, but I"m actually one of the few people I know who loved Breaking Bad! | {
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For your inconvenience, here is a broken link: [http://i.imgur.com/SjXmf.jpg](http://i.imgur.com/SjXdamf.pdf) | {
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Thumbs up if you knew this would be the top comment. | {
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that man died of kidney failure 13 days later. | {
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i'm sorry but if you go to a home game and cheer for the opposition cause they're on your fantasy squad you're a shithead
edit: lol | {
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drinking the blood of a horseshoe crab will keep you alive even if you are an inch from death. But you will lead a half life, a cursed life. | {
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Not really. I'd guessed the twist by the second panel. If anything, I'd say it was too obvious. | {
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Most accurate part of the Sims. I can have a refrigerator, a bed, a TV, a shower, and a toilet all in the same room and no single guy has an issue with it but as soon as there's a woman in the room he starts complaining. Then they all drown in the pool. | {
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Well this comment contributes a lot....
Edit: Wow loving these downvotes, stay classy guys.
Actually, can someone please explain to me why I am actually getting downvotes? | {
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Wrestle sweaty dudes and punch people in the face! But no seriously I don't do any weights. Just train my butt off. | {
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Hey, it is what it is. Don't criticize if you can't take it back, right?
Not saying i'm right, i'm just saying, why be THAT guy when everyone else is just having a good time? It's all good, though. No harm done.
edit:
Apparently, apologizing on the internet still means you get down-voted. | {
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Put a piece of cardboard on your windshield. In the morning the cardboard will be soaked and frozen to your windshield and you'll have to miss work to scrape it off. Hopefully, your neighbors will see what a colossal dumbass you are. | {
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It's less 5 dollars for him, in fact, that's amusing to me. | {
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You can also be perfect for each other and meet at the wrong time in life.... and it just won't work. You have to be the right type for each other and just get lucky enough to meet at the exact right time (when neither of you are in other relationships) and are mentally ready to start a relationship. | {
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Would you like a Kleenex to go with your feelings? | {
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This is an uncomfortable combination of adorable and sad.
*Edit: I don't think being redneck is sad; I feel bad that the little girl was upset by the jokes. Not because I thought she should be ashamed.* | {
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I like to finger my butthole when I masturbate. | {
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I was in line at Radio Shack once and the cashier had the same thing going on. To my stunned amazement, the guy in front of me said "damn girl how you wipe yo ass?" She, too, was speechless and just walked away and a different employee rang up the customers. | {
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Your 'brilliant idea' remind me of a brainless bee trying to get something done. Thought bubble? Swarm, sting, and die. Nothing will happen. Not unlike the lifeline of a homosexual with aids. Swarm. Sting. Die.
These are the big leagues. You cant sue your way to success.
To this indie developer: You snooze you lose. | {
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Yeah, that's the Zimbab way. | {
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Not really even an "unnatural" disaster. Oil comes from the earth, water comes from the earth. Its inevitable that they will find each other. | {
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Wait until the day you meet a trailer hitch walking full speed. | {
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That's weird, I don't recall her asking for CC, let alone a novel of harsh criticism... | {
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