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TIL SAS means "Surprise Anal Sex". | {
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it's unofficially official
-an official | {
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"I've never been good at answering loaded questions," worked at my last interview. | {
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Wow, what a novel concept. Accepting gays? Incredible beacon of morality! | {
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Bakers gonna bake, man | {
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According to my friend he wore new sandals and woke up with it the next day. The doc gave him antibiotics and told him to stay off his feet. Kinda scary how random it was. | {
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We get to make fun of you but you won't know it for hours. | {
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Yeah, we even understand having a better economy too. And hotter women. | {
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> To look like some kind of creepy, Nosferatu-like monster? (as a guy, I've always kinda wanted to get them, then walk around with dinosaur hands all day).
\- Vergils_Lost
http://i.imgur.com/x9sj5Rf.gifv | {
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well if your past it why would you go back? | {
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It was covering the secret passageway. | {
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Hands up if you thought about masturbating to this gif!
Ninja edit: **Hand** up!
Chuck Norris edit: Downvotes? Seriously? Come on guys.
Fox News edit: Seriously? Downvotes?
Serious edit: How can I stop these downvotes? Is there a button I can press? | {
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As someone who has internet access, I'm baffled by the ideas of A.) Paying money to see titties B.) Leaving the house to see titties and C.) Seeing titties *with your friends*. | {
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so glad those faggot Americans died. For once you fuckers had to learn what it feels like for your people to be murdered unjustly. | {
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It's like porn all over again. "Teen" my ass. This 35 year old broad has ponytails and bright coloured clothes. That doesn't equal *teen* dammit. | {
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He literally has a fucking terrible attitude about the WHOLE thing. Smash? He's got a good attitude there. Betting $1000 TWICE when you have a BABY and literally no future outside of gaming? Bad decision.
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That's fucking legit.
EDIT: I don't even. I've had a lot of weird things get upvoted and downvoted. I've been given reddit gold for comments with under 15 points. But my highest rated comment which nearly doubles my previous record... It contributes absolutely nothing.
Reddit is silly. | {
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Wow. Look at that. Unidan is such a laid back guy. I think i've completely changed my opinion about him. /s | {
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> I was level 70, I quit at level 70, before the expansion pack.
Yeah, the parenthood expansion pack really ruins the game, IMO.
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That probably means I'm right. | {
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> Eventually, everyone got tired of getting recklessly blackout drunk.
Yeah, that's called growing up. | {
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Yes, this is pretty intellectual.. makes us modern day redditors look pretty juvenile... | {
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Wouldn't have been easier to just put on pants?
Edit: Wow! My first Gold! Thanks so much! | {
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i was this kids age, *you little shit*
^edit: *^take ^those ^downvotes ^and ^ram ^them ^up ^your ^ass, ^my ^throwaway ^account ^wants ^to ^watch* | {
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Because, seven eight nine lol
Edit: Everyone please stop telling me seven is a "six-offender" haha. | {
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I fapped to this comment. | {
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I have a big pretzel tub of dryer lint. However I use it as firestarter with a slam rod for backpacking. It's light and very flammable. | {
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.ereht thgir tnemom gnittihs stnaP | {
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Chief Extortion Officer
Edit: Wow, Reddit gold? Thanks! | {
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*sometimes the good dog dies for the good men (rofl @ reddits grammar level) | {
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They ride each other's horse. | {
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^ [Relevant username] ^ | {
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That's terrible. I had known he was out as gay but didn't realize he was having a hard time during Power Rangers. | {
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raping little kids is bad. | {
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You can also tell that the only reason they got Kate Upton for their commercials is for her boobs. | {
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**Downvoting** simply for using **six** panels instead of **four** (-:
This shouldnt be on /r/f7u12 as it is not a ragecomic (-:
Additionally, there is nothing wrong with parking at the closest petrol tank as someone might come in from the other side. *logic motherfuckers, do you use it?* (-: | {
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Bender: I'm so depressed... I'm going to go eat a bucket of ice cream...
Fry: Spoon's in the footpowder!!
Edit: gold on my birthday?? I've never been so happy!!
Edit edit: birthday ok i get it i wont use reddit terminology in a different way again | {
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this is about as official as it gets m8 | {
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"James Ferrel tweeted in 2009 that "[He] wuld sooooo tap dat a$$". Can we trust him to not tap into our resources for his own gain? Paid for by Gregory Jameson for President." | {
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Top comment with 1 reply? Let me fix that for you. | {
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I like my women like I like my oval offices
No sign of Dick. | {
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I often post about Obama's huge spending and deficit issues but get downvoted everytime. It seems like the average redditor has his eyes closed and ears plugged. | {
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All I can picture is Abe in the ring finishing off an opponent with a massive cock slap. | {
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lets just say, i know some people who know me who know the kinds of things i do, and my school knows me and some things about people who do what they know me to do and stuff. | {
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In their defense, you'd been married and divorced by age 21. They probably felt decision making had not been your strength. | {
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That extra 10 pounds lefty there is wearing is not appropriate. | {
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I like to randomly say "Hey, that rhymes!" when other people are talking. Completely destroys their train of thought. | {
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Going through the comments on this thread: http://i.imgur.com/K9Dbe.gif | {
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For fucks sake. Their passports should be revoked. | {
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Big Sister and Little Sister? My thoughts exactly!
I too am skeptical, I assure you. However, my friend isn't known to bullshit when it comes to stuff like that. Either way, I saw the photo, spine tingling ensued and I thought "This is pretty WTF worthy." | {
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>You can't really see it unless you point it out
I have the same problem OP. Don't worry, it's the motion in the ocean not the size of the ship | {
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Honestly that's the only game I've ever seen a girl sorta good at. I let an old friend best me in SSBM one time. Then I totally shat all over her after she got cocky | {
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Did you teach him how?
EDIT: Gold? FUCK YOU! Just kidding :) | {
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We know it's written at the bottom of the comic that's why it wasn't sourced | {
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You should see how much people in Colorado love Colorado.
Even the paving stones are shaped like their state. | {
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Haha, owned in the balls! xD | {
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US: "Our government overthrew countries and spread lies of wars."
UK and Europe: "Assassinations and shit."
China: "Arresting opposing party leaders to get up the ladder."
Israel: "We covered up the extend of our war, and made a huge amount of dealings to be relevant."
Africa and S. America: "Our governments are corrupt as fuck."
Canada: "Our syrup is fake." | {
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Oh come now, you wouldn't want me to spoil all the fun, would you?
Let's just say that it was definitely on the cheap side for a 1 bedroom apartment downtown. And now it's not. | {
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I guess he just didn't give a fuck. | {
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> I, however, having worked for Borders in a similar situation
What sort of skills does it take to check out books and CD's and how much do you think it should pay?
> Then, after brand loyalty, get fired or tired of living in their shit situation.
LOL. This whole post is hilarious. You felt loyal to a company that treated you like shit? ITT: Angry low-skill workers. | {
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Was the interviewer actually just your SO wearing a fake mustache? | {
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And how often do you wear them? Pics or it didn't happen btw. | {
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Kerbal Space Program! | {
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obligatory *its a repost* comment. Even though it doesn't make sense. | {
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I nearly choked when I saw your username | {
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MY DADDDYY SAYD DAT YOU SHUD KILL DA KITTY CAWSE DA BAD MR KITTY GONA DIE ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOMMYYY I WANA PWAY WIT DA DEAD KITTY GOO GOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | {
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"Thanks for the fish fellas, put it on my bill!" | {
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You know, I don't really think about those things, once the opportunity passes, I really let go of it. | {
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I didn't accidentally sign up for Cat Facts again, did I? | {
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No he doesn't. If you are gonna talk shit at least make sure its correct. | {
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http://i.imgur.com/P4h6PAy.jpg | {
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Who is this message intended for? Do you really think you're making a valid point to anyone? Just throw it on the circlejerk pile, guys. | {
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You know, at 14 years old, you don't really contemplate success and that aspect of work, you kinda do things because it's fun to do. We had an amazing crew and cast, and I had the best 8 years of my life on the show. It's not something you can force, it's either something that happens or doesn't. *Yeah!* | {
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Congrats on the beard! | {
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I love when I actually do take their shift, then the fucking once every six months I need a shift covered nobody can fucking do it. I've begun to deny people shift covers because I can never get one in return. | {
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I've already proven it. I see it every time one of you morons says "U FAEKD CANCUR 4 KARMA!!11"
Any idiot would be able to tell that if I really wanted karma, I would have never fessed up. No, it takes a *special kind* of idiot to not even understand that. | {
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Any appliance that beeps unnecessarily!! I have a baby thermometer that gives 3 shrill beeps when it's got a reading- right in your sleeping sick kid's face. | {
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http://i.imgur.com/BViDDA9.gif | {
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That's a really shitty policy, but it sounds like you were a pretty shitty employee. | {
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That...doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say when you're trying to be genuine...
Seriously? You think the Capitol's sarcastic phrase about other teenagers not killing you or whatever dozen other ways there could be to die in that shit is a good thing to say to someone who could potentially be very I'll? Mmkay. | {
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Not to brag about my own mathematical prowess, but I once split a dinner bill ten-ways (between myself and nine friends) without using my iPhone. | {
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how has no one replied to your comment yet? | {
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Good morning honey! **( ͦ҈ )**
Edit: wow, I didn't wake up yesterday thinking that I would get gold for a text depiction of a thai girl's squeaky clean butthole. Thank you magical internet gifter!! | {
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The answer was something like "Yeah,why don't you just ask an AMA from an alien?".I don't live in the US and my request was to be exact:"Barack FUCKING Obama".I knew he was cool enough to do it,the moderator didn't. | {
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Public Toilet Broke
Do Women Shit in the Woods?
A Homeless Man Hopes | {
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You think a cats life is more important than a human? | {
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You might try something a little more like "oh god, I'm gonna cum!" Less business-like... | {
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I doubt the Cubans are going to consume that media franchise crap they are much more cultured and educuated than the US | {
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I was asked this the other day, interviewing for a marketing job, and thought to myself: *I have single-handedly generated over 2.5 million clicks on the internet and can't even tell this guy about it.* | {
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Overrated*
Useless with his feet, static, average poacher on top of that.
I swear the Americans on here are retarded. | {
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That's why I've watched every episode of survivorman 40 times. So yeah...you could say I'm quite the couchdoorsman. | {
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Next time try /r/gaming (-:
Additionally, it would have been a relevant post if people actually still played pacman (-:
I'm more of a modern gaming fan (halo, the sims, BF3), along with the rest of the world/Reddit (-; Upvote if you agree!
I have **politely** downvoted your post accordingly (-: | {
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But... but.. the neutrinos... are MUTATING | {
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No, he's just kharma whoring. | {
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> a baby squirrel
I want to believe you did that for comedic effect, because that's a rabbit. | {
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Why the hell would you not use all your screen real estate on a frigging laptop? Did you seriously resize your browser just to show off some anime tits? | {
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No paperwork, but you have to transcribe your observations. | {
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You know how the menus show the Chinese name for the dish, then English? Well, the English part is not a literal translation. Let me show you how it really works:
'beef' = dog
'chicken' = cat
'pork' = you don't want to know
Edit: Wow, you people have no sense of humor. | {
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I worked at subway in college and some days i was so sleepy i would do this:
1. Make sandwich.
2. Wrap sandwich.
3. Throw sandwich directly in garbage for no reason at all. | {
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How does this comment not have more upvotes? You made my night, Good Sir. | {
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