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{
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"to": "zh"
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"SHUT UP AND TAKE MY PENIS"
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"闭嘴，把我的阴茎"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Fuckin A, he made it to 91. Himmler, the weaselly fuck, didn't make 45.\\n\\nI'm going to bed happy tonight. "
] | [
"该死，他做了91。 希姆莱，weaselly他妈的，没有做45.\\n\\nI'm going to床很高兴今晚. "
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"i don't even have a vagina, but i close my legs every time i see a 2\" long fingernail being used to finger a girl."
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"我没有阴道的，但我闭上我的双腿每次我看到一个2\"长指甲被用来指一个女孩。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Hey, hope ya dont mind, had a go at adding some [colour to that sucka!](http://imgur.com/qlGnh) "
] | [
"嘿希望你不介意，有一个去加入一些[颜色，傻蛋!](http://imgur.com/qlGnh) "
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Good call not looking for it, that's how you end up chained up in a bathroom cutting your own foot off."
] | [
"好话不是在寻找它,这就是你结束了链接在一间浴室切割自己的脚断。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"There are so many stories of Mc being such a douche. It amazes me. I've never related to his \" oh im picked on \" shit but I used to love his music. The fact that he points somebody out for what they're wearing is stupid. He wears Vader shirts all day with Jorts..."
] | [
"有这么多的故事Mc是这样一个混蛋。 它让我吃惊。 我从来没有关于他的\"哦im选择\"的狗屎但我以前很喜欢他的音乐。 事实上，他分别人为什么他们穿的是愚蠢的。 他戴维德衬衫都Jorts..."
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"It's not that great. Feels more like sucking dick than getting ur dick sucked\\n\\nEdit: I think I should clarify that I can't do it myself (not for lack of trying) I'm only relaying what I heard from a friend who can."
] | [
"它不是很大。 感觉更像是吸吮的鸡巴比得到你的鸡巴吸\\n\\nEdit：我认为我应当澄清，我不能做我自己(并不缺乏尝试)我只是继什么我听说一个朋友，他可以。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"THAT DOESN'T RHYME you bastard."
] | [
"这不押韵你这个混蛋。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Bitch, [please.](https://suitsandsanity.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/rogermoore.jpg)"
] | [
"婊子，[请。](https://suitsandsanity.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/rogermoore.jpg)"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Judging by recent pics you might want to choose a different appendage."
] | [
"通过最近的照片你可能会想要选择不同的附件。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"It's not gay if it's a girl's dick you're sucking."
] | [
"这是不是同性恋如果它是一个女孩的家伙你是吸."
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"It still leaves protesters screaming at children and calling them terrorists, though. \\n\\nAnd to be honest, watching that source material video made me even more sick. They demand Islam to stay out of state matters but christian god should guide the US? There's something seriously wrong there. \"I'm going to Canada.\""
] | [
"这仍然留下的抗议者喊儿童，并呼吁他们的恐怖分子，虽然。 \\n\\nAnd老实说，看着这一来源的材料视频让我更恶心。 他们要求伊斯兰教留的国家的事项，但基督教神应当指导我们的吗？ 有什么严重的错误。 \"我要向加拿大。\""
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Shut the fuck up Donny."
] | [
"他妈的闭嘴唐尼。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"He can get his own damn nukes. This is war son, we don't have time for welfare nuking. "
] | [
"他可以得到他自己的核武器。 这是战争的儿子，我们没有时间对福利的轰炸. "
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Fucking minus to host a still image? You're the Antichrist."
] | [
"他妈的减举办一个静态图像? 你的敌。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"How many freudian psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?\\n\\nTwo: One to change the bulb and one to hold the penis - I mean ladder."
] | [
"如何许多的弗洛伊德式的心理学家才能改变一个灯泡?\\n\\nTwo：一个改变的灯泡和一项持有阴茎-我的意思是阶梯。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Grandpa. Waking up to a boner is just my dick telling me that it still works."
] | [
"爷爷。 醒来一个大错只是我的家伙告诉我它仍然有效。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Perhaps. At the very least, get a gun and a motorcycle, learn basic medical/survival skills and hide a map of everyone you know who IS keeping a stockpile of goods. Done."
] | [
"也许。 至少得到一把枪和一辆摩托车，学习基本的医疗/生存技能和隐藏的一个地图上的每个人都知道谁是保持一种库存的货物。 完成。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Dont be fooled by her femaley kindness. This is why we don't understand women.\\n\\nShe'll reel him in so he gets the job just so she can torture him with her good looks, occasional flirt and \"never have me\" response.\\n\\nDont trust her, I say!"
] | [
"不要被愚弄了她femaley善良。 这就是为什么我们不理解妇女。\\n\\n,她会卷他的所以他得到这份工作只是让她可以折磨他与她好看，偶尔调情和\"永远不会有我\"的反应。\\n\\nDont信任她的，我说！"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Solely on principle, I hate your friend."
] | [
"仅仅在原则上，我讨厌你的朋友。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"'I've got Peppa Pig locked up in my basement, and I swear if this kid in front of me doesn't shut up, I'll blow her brains out'. That could work."
] | [
"'我已经有了粉红猪小妹锁在我的地下室，我发誓，如果这个孩子在我面前的不闭嘴，我会打爆她的脑袋。 可能的工作。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"When I was like 7 my brother's friend (15?) would sword fight with me. I guess I was molested."
] | [
"当我还是喜欢7我哥哥的朋友(15岁) 将刀打我。 我想我是骚扰。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"She's a parasite. She is crying to get him to stay for his paycheck. She is probably still sleeping around while he is at work. Classic parasitic behavior.\\n"
] | [
"她是个寄生虫。 她是哭着得到他留下他的薪水。 她可能还在睡觉时他在工作。 经典的寄生虫的行为。\\n"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Yahoo Answers is no longer that way though. It's now just a brilliant piece of collaborative performance art. No one there is legit anymore, not the askers, not the responders, it's trolls all the way down"
] | [
"雅虎的答案不再是这样。 它现在只是一个辉煌的片协作性能的艺术。 没有一个人是合法的了，不该提问者，不在反应，这是巨人的所有办法了下来"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Agreed. I'm 99% positive all women love to have random objects shoved in their ass, while being spit in the face. And double penetration? Me and my wife just call that Friday."
] | [
"同意。 我99%正所有女人喜欢有随机的对象，把他们的屁股，同时正在脸上吐. 和双渗透? 我和我的妻子刚刚叫星期五。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"andgt;bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.\\n\\nandgt;j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. \\n\\nandgt;j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.\\n\\nandgt;bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.\\n\\nI love this."
] | [
"andgt;bloodninja：我踩在地上，并嗤之以鼻，以提醒你你是在我育领土。\\n\\nandgt;j_gurli3：哈哈，好吧，你知道，让我兴奋。 \\n\\nandgt;j_gurli3：我开始解开你的衬衫。\\n\\nandgt;bloodninja:Rhinoceruses不穿衬衫。\\n\\nI喜欢这个。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"She was a cuntnugget for even suggesting it!"
] | [
"她是一个cuntnugget甚至暗示它！"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Finally someone smarter than the idiot who wrote this terrible article"
] | [
"终于有人比聪明的白痴是谁写的这个可怕的文章"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Yet so hot you want to put your penis in it."
] | [
"尚未这么热，你要把你的阴茎。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"You may also want to try this funky Scottish place called MacDonald's- they have burgers, a freaky-ass clown, and something called a 'Happy Meal.'"
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"你也可能想试试这个时髦的苏格兰地方叫麦克唐纳的-他们有汉堡，一个怪异的屁股的小丑，一些所谓的'快乐的一餐。'"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Hah hah! Anal sex! - Phil Ken Sebben"
] | [
"哈哈！ 肛交! -菲尔肯Sebben"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Holy shit are the apologists out in full force in response to your comment. Someone tell these clowns what a tu quoque fallacy is. "
] | [
"神圣的狗屎是辩护在全力响应你的评论。 有人告诉这些小丑是什么tu quoque谬误。 "
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"not really, if they could there wouldn't be so many fatties rolling about. people will eat a handful of chocolate and not realize they just downed 500 calories of sugar and naught much else then continue to eat what they would normally eat"
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"不是真的，如果他们可能就不会有这么多的胖子滚动有关。 人们会吃些巧克力和没有意识到他们只是被击落的500卡路里的糖和化为乌有很多其他然后继续吃他们通常会吃"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"I was busy trying to spell the word \"cat\" in kindergarten. You must be a prodigy. \\n \\nAlso, it was funny to hear someone read the word \"niggardly\" aloud in my predominately white English class. "
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"我忙着在试图拼写单词\"猫\"在幼儿园。 你必须是一个天才。 \\n\\nAlso，这很有趣听到有人读单词\"吝啬\"大声朗在我主要是白色的英语课。 "
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"way to put it out there IAmGoingToFuckThat"
] | [
"的方式来把它放在那里IAmGoingToFuckThat"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Ask and ye shall recieve. Someone changed the password to \"drawthatonmydick\" as i was posting. (NSFW) [Drew it on my dick](http://imgur.com/kLKKi)"
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"问问你们会收到. 有人改变了密码\"drawthatonmydick\"因为我是张贴。 (工作场所不宜)[提请它在我的家伙](http://imgur.com/kLKKi)"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Of course not, that would just be wrong.\\n\\nI only use socks to down my loads."
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"当然不是，那将是错误的。\\n\\nI仅使用袜子到了我的负荷。"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"Shoulda told the kid \"the actual reason I'm handicapped is because your father rapes babies\""
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"早该告诉孩子\"的实际原因，我残疾人是因为你的父亲强奸婴儿\""
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Yeah, alcohol doesn't make anyone do anything. It allows assholes to stop caring if everyone thinks they are assholes."
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"是啊，酒不会使任何人做任何事情。 它允许混蛋停止关心如果每个人都认为他们是混蛋。"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"Yes, because the movie was actually awful. It's like every time that you say to yourself \"well, there's no fucking way that they are going to do this. That would just be retarded.\" They do it."
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"是的，因为这电影实际上是可怕的。 就像每次你对自己说\"好吧，有没有他妈的方式，他们是要做到这一点。 那就是弱智。\" 他们这样做。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"So u da niga sendin shit pics."
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"因此u da niga寄来的屎的照片。"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"\"But damn, Brock, you should know me better than that. I'm gonna fuck her anyway.\""
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"\"但该死，布洛克，你应该知道我比这更好。 我要他妈的她无论如何。\""
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"Then he murdered your family and fed them to you in a delicious chilli. "
] | [
"然后他杀害你的家人并送他们给你一个美味的辣椒。 "
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"You're a loser, so why don't we kill you?"
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"你是一个失败者，因此我们为什么不杀你？"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"You're forgetting the [Asian ageing process](http://www.geekinheels.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/average_asian_woman_aging.jpg), that woman could be anything from 12 to 50 years old."
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"你忘记[亚洲的老龄化过程的](http://www.geekinheels.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/average_asian_woman_aging.jpg)，那个女人可能是任何东西从12到50岁。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"walk around nude? really? that's the second thing that came to your mind when thinking of reasons why the US sucks? "
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"走裸体? 真的吗？ 这是第二件事就来到了你的心在想为什么我们很烂？ "
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Feels just like that time I slept with a guy who had a 9 inch dick."
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"感觉就像那时我睡了一个家伙谁了9英寸的家伙。"
] |
{
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} | [
"Why not kill them both? "
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"为什么不杀了他们两个? "
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"Can't forget the drug seekers on disability whose blood work shows that they're not even taking the oxycontin you prescribed them. (My dad's an orthopedist)."
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"不能忘记的药物者的残疾人，其血液中的工作表明，他们甚至不是采取oxycontin你给他们。 (我爸爸的骨科医生)."
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"TIL AskReddit has gay incest fantasies."
] | [
"直到AskReddit有同性恋乱伦的幻想。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"This will probably get downvoted but I agree with you. I know Reddit doesn't appreciate my point of view as a person, but I wanted to share this novelty information.\\n\\n**Kill me**\\n"
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"这可能会得到downvoted但我同意你的意见。 我知道闻不理解我的观点作为一个人，但是我想分享这种新奇的信息。\\n\\n**杀了我**\\n"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"I know right. Instant downer... like your grandparents walking in on you having sex with your brother. That kinda instant."
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"我知道正确的。 即时唐纳...喜欢你的爷爷奶奶走在你跟你的弟弟。 这一点。"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"But if you do it wrong she'll stab you in the boner with a mechanical pencil. "
] | [
"但是如果你做错了她就刺穿你的蠢蛋与一个自动铅笔。 "
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"SHUT UP AND KEEP FAPPING!"
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"闭嘴继续FAPPING!"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"oh god the though of that inch long needle anywhere near my dickhole just makes me cringe"
] | [
"哦，上帝，虽然这一英寸长的针附近的任何地方我的dickhole只是让我感到害怕"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"You're missing a couple eyes there, you fake arachnid. "
] | [
"你错的一对夫妇的眼睛，你的假蜘蛛. "
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"That's not so much good parenting as it is... racism..."
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"这就是没有那么多好的育儿方法，因为它是...种族主义..."
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Joke's on you! imooumoo4 is gay!"
] | [
"开玩笑的你！ imooumoo4是同性恋!"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"This happened to my sister. When a teenager, she would hang out with these idiot boys who like to do that. He shot a jogger in the back of the head, but it was right before their destination. Jogger ran down their car and pulled a gun on them. Turns out he was a secret service agent. He went straight from small misdemeanors (minor smoking, stealing) to a federal offense for assaulting a federal officer!"
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"这发生在我的妹妹。 当一个青少年，她会跟这些白痴男孩们喜欢来这样做。 他射杀了一个慢跑者在头的后面，但它是正确之前，他们的目的地。 慢跑者跑了他们的车并用枪指他们。 事实证明他是一个秘密的服务代理。 他去直接从小的轻罪(未成年的吸烟、偷窃)以联邦罪行为攻击一个联邦官！"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"id let a goat fuck me for 500$\\n\\nedit: stop pming me you sick fucks"
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"id让一只山羊我他妈的为500美元\\n\\nedit：停止pming我你有病乱搞"
] |
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"Faker Faker pussytaker"
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"骗子骗子pussytaker"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"Newcomer? Well you're just an infectious fly-bitten haggard! \\n\\n"
] | [
"新人? 好吧你只是个传染飞咬伤憔悴! \\n\\n"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
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"I hate douchebags, not teenagers."
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"我讨厌憾家铃，没青少年。"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
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"\"YOU'RE SO SEXY THAT YOU MAKE ME BLEED!\""
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"\"你这么性感的，你让我流血了！\""
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"shoulda just stared her down and said \"how about I get *you* wet?\" \\n\\n"
] | [
"应该只是盯着她说\"我让你湿了吗？\" \\n\\n"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"The best part of those is when they show women skipping through fields or some bullshit instead of moping around the house in sweatpants."
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"最好的一部分，这些是当他们表现出妇女的跳穿过田野或某些废话，而不是闷闷不乐的房子周围在运动裤。"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids! "
] | [
"离开我的孩子们他妈的出来！ 他们做了什么? 你他妈的收回关于我混蛋他妈的孩子！ "
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"Therefore, the average 6th grader is a *Nazi*."
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"因此，平均6年级是一个*纳粹*."
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{
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"to": "zh"
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"They should have twigged that something was wrong when the monkeys stopped going to raves and moved to a double-wide in Idaho."
] | [
"他们应该有twigged的东西是错误的当猴子不再去叫嚷，并转移到一个双范围在爱达荷州。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"you're unhinged, man."
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"你精神错乱的人。"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
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"Two old freinds just joking around. \"Still here at 37 you pasta eater peasant? Only your moms pasta can make me run and score goals these days\""
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"两个老级只是开开玩笑 \"还是在这里在37你的意大利面食的农民？ 只有你妈妈的意大利面可以让我跑和分目标的这些日子\""
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"And fuck off with the \"People are saying\" bullshit. Investigate and report facts. Actually do some journalism and stop *creating* \"news\"."
] | [
"和他妈的放开与\"人说\"狗屁 调查和报告的事实。 实际上做一些新闻报道和停止*创造*\"新闻\"。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Haha his weiner was mistaken for a vulva"
] | [
"哈哈他weiner被误认为是一个外阴"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Let's bomb the shit out of them!"
] | [
"让我们炸了他们！"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Shut the fuck up and just make my overpriced coffee."
] | [
"他妈的闭嘴只是让我的超贵的咖啡。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Think of all the magic that goes on inside the circuitry and wires while you masturbate to HD streaming video."
] | [
"想想所有的魔法在内的电路和电线的话你手淫到的高清流视频。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"No, their terrorists just gas their subways with nerve agents instead.\\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokyo_subway_sarin_attack\\n\\nThere's also at least 1 black person in japan. http://gaijinchronicles.com/category/archive/gaijin-smash/\\n\\nHis writings on his time with JET are really funny if you are bored enough to poke around and hopefully find them."
] | [
"没有，他们的恐怖分子只是他们的气地铁有神经毒剂，而不是。\\nhttps://en。维基百科。org/wiki/Tokyo_subway_sarin_attack\\n\\nThere也至少1黑人在日本。 http://gaijinchronicles.com/category/archive/gaijin-smash/\\n\\nHis 着作，他的时间用喷气式真是有趣的，如果你厌倦了足够的闲逛，并希望找到他们。"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU WOMEN!"
] | [
"那你他妈的女人！"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"It's shit like this that parents do that makes me afraid of growing older. I don't want to be retarded. :("
] | [
"这是狗屎喜欢这个，父母不让我害怕的增长的老年人。 我不想被延迟。 :("
] |
{
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} | [
"Fuck you nigger, and fuck the police."
] | [
"你他妈的黑鬼，他妈的警察。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"When the Indians are sympathizing with the pakis you know shit got real. "
] | [
"当印地安人的同情与杜库帕基斯你知道的屎了真实的。 "
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"As a sort of Catholic, I can say most priests and church congregations are infinitely more liberal than Mother Rome herself. "
] | [
"作为一种天主教徒，我可以说大多数牧师和教会会众的无限多的自由于罗马的母亲自己。 "
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"You little scum! You think you can just come and take back your... ooooh!"
] | [
"你小的浮渣! 你认为你可以只是来拿回你的...哦!"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Yahoo answers: \\n\\n\"I went on 4chan and no one called me a fag. What did I do wrong?\"\\n\\n\"Kill yourself!\"\\n\\n\"Thanks guys : )\""
] | [
"雅虎的答案:\\n\\n\"我去上4chan并没有一个叫我同性恋. 我做错了什么?\"\\n\\n\"杀了你自己！\"\\n\\n\"谢谢你们:)\""
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"Oh that still exists....this guy just has no balls. "
] | [
"哦，仍然存在。...这个家伙只是没有球. "
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"I wish someone else's cancer on him. He wanted it more."
] | [
"我希望其他人的癌症上了他。 他想要更多。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"All people from IL are guilty of this. I actually did go to school in the south loop the last 4 years, but yea actually from the burbs!"
] | [
"所有人从IL都是有罪的，这一点。 实际上我有没有去上学，在南循环的最后4年，但是实际上从芳邻!"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Funny Story... So I was eating out my ex after said act. I was wearing an orange flavored condom so her pussy was supposed to taste like orange, It was so bad I literally vomited onto it. Not the reason we broke up but it didn't go well"
] | [
"有趣的故事...所以我就吃了我的前后说法。 我穿着橙味的避孕套使她的阴部是应该的味道喜欢橙色，它是如此糟糕，我真的呕吐到它。 不是这个原因，我们分手了但是它没有去很好"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"A simple safety razor with changeable heads, for instance. Or better yet, go old school and use a straight razor, protect the environment!"
] | [
"一个简单的安全剃刀带头可改变的，例如。 或者更好的是，去旧的学校和使用剃刀、保护环境！"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"Don't be gay; take your clothes off bro!"
] | [
"不是同性恋;把你的衣服脱了老兄！"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"While I understand your terror, I cannot help but laugh at the thought of you tip toeing around cautiously in order to balance your head on your stump."
] | [
"虽然我理解你的恐怖，我不能不笑你的思想小八字周围的谨慎，以便平衡你的头在你的树桩。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"andgt;When the Missionaries arrived, the Africans had the Land and the Missionaries had the Bible. They taught us how to pray with our eyes closed. When we opened them, they had the land and we had the Bible. \\n-Jomo Kenyatta\\n\\nMissionaries completely destroyed my native culture, caused both the native language and religion to be outlawed, enforced western dress, and stole everything that wasn't nailed down.\\n\\nI don't trust them further than I can spit."
] | [
"andgt；在传教士到达，非洲人土地和传教士有圣经。 他们教我们如何祷告，与我们的眼睛关闭。 当我们打开他们，他们的土地和我们的圣经。 \\n-乔莫*肯雅塔\\n\\nMissionaries完全毁了我的本地文化，造成当地语言和宗教信仰是非法的，强制执行的西装，偷走了一切，不是钉下来。\\n\\nI不信任他们比我可以吐。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"We could follow you around with a heat lamp and use you as a weapon."
] | [
"我们可以跟着你的热灯和利用你作为一种武器。"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"You have an STD. Sorry man."
] | [
"你有性病。 对不起的男人。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Your contribution is bad, you should feel bad!"
] | [
"你的贡献是不好的，你应该感到不好！"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"You're way too polite for someone who looks like they could crush my skull. =3"
] | [
"你太有礼貌的人看起来像他们可以粉碎我的头骨。 =3"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"I was the personal assistant to three women at a large non-profit. I didn't unwrap their forks because I didn't spend 4 years in college and wasn't hired to be someone's bitch. I was hired to smooth out any areas of distraction from their projects.\\n\\nYour partner is acting like one of those scumbags who hires a \"personal assistant\" when they really want a girlfriend/wife/mommy they don't have to treat as an equal."
] | [
"我的个人助理，三个女人在一家大型非营利性。 我没有打开它们的叉因为我并不花4年在大学和不雇用做别人的婊子。 我是受雇来平滑出去的任何地区的分散注意力从他们的项目。\\n\\n伙伴的作用像那些混蛋谁雇佣了一个\"私人助理\"当他们真的想要一个女朋友/妻子/妈妈他们没有治疗作为一个平等的。"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"they're definitely smarter than you, with that grammar"
] | [
"他们肯定比你聪明与文法"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Better than begging for rimjobs...."
] | [
"比乞求rimjobs...."
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"You don't need to bring anything up. Just leave. You may have battered spouse syndrome."
] | [
"你不需要带任何东西。 刚刚离开。 你可能已经被殴打的配偶综合症。"
] |
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