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"Also easier to get a blowjob. "
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"也更容易得到口交。 "
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{
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"So. Depressingly. True. There are so many old people out there who believe they are \"entitled\" to niceness being directed at them. I want to nicely bonk them on the head with a lead pipe in the living room."
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"此。 令人沮丧的. 真的。 有这么多老人们有谁认为他们\"有权\"美好的事物，正在引导他们。 我想要很好地邦克他们的头用铅管在客厅。"
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{
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"I'm sure there aren't very many insanely athletic dudes with no legs and a missing arm....is this the same guy? What's his story?"
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"我确定没有非常多的疯狂运动伙计们没有腿和一个失踪的手臂。...这是同一个人？ 他有什么故事吗？"
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{
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"This mother fucker is tellin you to lay down some ganache and you best listen. "
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"这个狗娘养的是在告诉你放下一些巧克力酱和你最好的倾听。 "
] |
{
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"3 downvotes?\\n\\nYou couldn't handle Europe stay at home you pussy."
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"3反对票持平?\\n\\n您无法处理欧洲留在家里，你的猫。"
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{
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"Of course they are - they've been feeding cock to guys for years."
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"当然他们-他们已经喂养鸡的家伙多年。"
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{
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"Well yeah, you can share your views provided they are the same as theirs. Otherwise stfu and gtfo."
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"是啊，你可以分享你的意见提供了它们同作为他们的。 否则，教授和gtfo."
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{
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"1: Constant harassment, fucking with my food at meals, yelling shit all the time. \\n\\n2: I snapped and tossed some food back at one of them who was fucking with my lunch. \\n\\n3: Jumped me, six on one like the cowardly fuckers they are, but I still managed to do some damage. "
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"1：不断的骚扰，他妈的跟我的食物吃饭时，大呼小叫的狗屎，所有的时间。 \\n\\n2：我捕捉和一些食物扔回到一个他们中的谁是他妈的我的午餐。 \\n\\n3:跳了我六个月一样懦弱的混蛋他们都是,但我还是设法做到的一些损坏。 "
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{
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"They went out and beat up on homosexuals to show how great Russia is!"
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"他们出去打对同性恋者，以显示如何伟大的俄罗斯!"
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{
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"imgur is blocked at my work, what's the message say??\\n\\n\\nSomeone please help me.\\n\\n\\nEdit: jesus, you weren't kidding:\\n\\n\\nandgt;you both are fucking idiots and i hate you both. that was not funny at all.\\n\\nandgt;downvoted\\n\\n\\n\\nThat comment had 33 points."
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"有限被阻挡在我的工作，有什么消息说的吗?\\n\\n\\nSomeone请帮助我。\\n\\n\\nEdit：耶稣，你不是在开玩笑:\\n\\n\\nandgt；你两者都是他妈的白痴我讨厌你们两个。 这不是滑稽的。\\n\\nandgt;downvoted\\n\\n\\n\\nThat评论了33分。"
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{
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"Also because it sounds like the lord is made of jizz.\\n\\nYou there, yes you with a hand on your mouse and the other holding your head, don't you dare downvote me because you laughed too."
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"还因为它听起来像耶和华是由每次妳站.\\n\\n您没有，是的，你用一只手放在你的鼠标和其他保持你的头，你敢不列表我因为你也笑了"
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{
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"Fuck all these guys. Like Greek life needed more shithead poster boys. "
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"他妈的所有这些人。 像希腊的生活需要更多的混蛋柱的男孩。 "
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{
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"Only a slight difference between an asshole and a cunt."
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"仅有轻微的差异之间的一个混蛋和婊子"
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{
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"Seriously, why can no one understand this?\\n\\nandgt; Why not have it be a life preserver, dumbass\\n\\nBecause a life preserver that refuses to sink isn't an achievement, it's fucking designed to do that. A life preserver saying \"I refuse to sink\" is like a person saying \"I refuse to asphyxiate\".\\n\\n"
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"说真的，为什么没人能了解这个?\\n\\nandgt；为什么没有它是一个救生衣，笨蛋\\n\\nBecause一个救生圈那拒绝沉不是一个成就，这是他妈的设计做到这一点。 救生说：\"我拒绝接收器\"是喜欢一个人说\"我拒绝窒息\".\\n\\n"
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{
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"I got mugged at knifepoint when I was 15 by a hobo. All I had was $5 and an unopened ice cream bar, he took both :(\\n\\nI got mugged recently(I'm 20 now) by two black dudes(no weapons) behind my work. I had a hot ass coffee and when he came at me I ejected the contents all over his face and then kicked the shit out of him, while his friend just ran away."
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"我有抢劫时候当我15岁时通过一个流浪汉。 我有的只是5美元和一个未打开的冰淇淋吧，他把这两个:(\\n\\nI有人抢了最近(我20)通过两个黑人(没有武器)的背后我的工作。 我有一个热屁股的咖啡和当他来找我我喷射的内容都在他的脸然后踢狗屎了他，同时他的朋友只是逃跑了。"
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{
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"Proof: Rose O'Donnell is a fucking cunt. Ellen DeGeneres is fucking awesome.\\n\\nErgo, lesbianism has nothing to do with anything. Bitches be bitches."
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"证明：玫瑰O'Donnell是一个他妈的婊子 艾伦*德杰尼勒斯，是他妈的真棒。\\n\\nErgo,女同性恋没有任何东西。 婊子是婊子。"
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{
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"I have a friend who practices ukulele whenever he's on chatroulette. Every once and a while he finds a girl and spontaneously makes up a song about how great it would be if she showed him her tits. He has succeeded at least twice.\\n\\nThis is the same friend who once started masturbating with all of us in the room because he met a girl on omegle who wanted to see his dick."
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"我有一个朋友，谁做法的四弦琴，每当他们在聊天窗口. 每一次，一段时间他发现一个女孩和自发起一首歌有关如何大会如果她给他看了她的奶头 他成功了至少两次。\\n\\这才是相同的朋友，他一旦开始手淫我们所有的人在房间里，因为他认识了一个女孩在开始，谁想看看他的家伙。"
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{
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"Wait a goddamned minute, here. Are you saying that OP in a totally fucking lame attempt to garner meaningless internet karma, staged these pics and \"funny\" catchphrases? Surely no one who uses reddit would be this pathetic."
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"等一下该死的钟，在这里。 你是说作一个完全他妈的跛脚的尝试，以争取毫无意义的互联网业，上演的这些图片和\"有趣\"的标语? 当然，没有一个人使用签交易将是这个可悲的。"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
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"Hipsters don't name their kids \"Kaylyn\"; rednecks do."
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"时尚人士不在名称他们的孩子\"Kaylyn\";农场工人做的。"
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{
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"to": "zh"
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"As a person who owns shares in several publicly traded companies, work harder you lazy fucks."
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"作为一个人人拥有股份在几个公开交易的公司、工作难度你懒乱搞。"
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{
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"to": "zh"
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"Sorry, but the only thing worse than your country doing this is your country allowing someone else to do it on your soil. They have much to answer for, and passing it off as an American thing isn't going to help."
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"对不起，但唯一的事情比你的国家这样做这是你的国家允许别人去做你的土壤。 他们有太多的回答，并通过它作为一个美国人的事情是不会帮助。"
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{
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"ahh yes. Proving once again that brains are better than balls.\\n\\nThat was just retarded on her part."
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"啊是的。 再一次证明的大脑比球。\\n\\nThat只是延迟在她的一部分。"
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"You let her make the vacation into her vacation, then complain after the fact that she ruined it for you. Dude, grow a spine. If you had tickets to 3 baseball matches, you should have gone, not capitulated then whined about it after. You wanted to go places, you should have gone. You wanted to see things, you should have seen them. \\n\\nandgt;So bitching and whining is not on my agenda.\\n\\nDid you read your own post?"
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"你让她做假入她的假期，然后抱怨的事实后，她毁了你。 伙计，成长的一个脊椎。 如果你有票对3棒球比赛，你应该走了，不投降后再发牢骚关于它之后。 你想去的地方你应该去。 你想看到的东西你应该看看他们。 \\n\\nandgt；使抱怨和抱怨是不在我的议程。\\n\\nDid你读你自己的岗位上？"
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"Dude, I'm an hour and a half away from Peterborough. Can I round the boys up, and we go kick some ass?"
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"老兄,我一个半小时远离彼得伯勒。 我可以圆孩子们，我们去踢一些的屁股？"
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"Next time you're with her, punch another guy in the face and tell her you're sexually frustrated"
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"下一次你跟她一拳另一个家伙的脸，并告诉她你是性感到沮丧"
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"\"It's in there, and now I shall thrust, Oh yes, do you enjoy this stimulation? I'm enjoying this exceedingly....\""
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"\"它就在那里，现在我应推力，哦，是的，你喜欢这种刺激? 我很享受这极为....\""
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"Nigga if I wanted my dick to be made into a hamburger I woulda said it"
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"黑人如果我想要我的鸡巴可以做成汉堡包我要说的"
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"I wish I could jack off with my mind\\nEdit: it disturbs me how many videos of this I'm getting"
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"我希望我能杰克我的脑海\\nEdit：它扰乱了我多少影片的这个我得到"
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"You want to be manlier? Don't say shit like that ever again."
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"你想要manlier? 不要说这种事再次。"
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{
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"Don't you *dare* bring logic into this."
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"不你*敢*带来的逻辑成这一点。"
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"I already knew she was a cunt, but damn."
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"我已经知道她是个婊子，但是该死的。"
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"I don't want to live on this planet anymore."
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"我不想生活在这个星球上了。"
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"That's where he gives all those blowjobs to pay for his car."
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"那是他给出了所有这些口交付他的汽车。"
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"I bet his cock is huge too."
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"我打赌他的阴茎是巨大的。"
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"Oh, that voice! Really makes my vagina tingle...\\n\\n(And I'm a dude!)"
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"哦，那声音！ 真正使我的阴道刺痛...\\n\\n(和我是一伙计！)"
] |
{
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"You just sent the entire Clown Acceptance Movement (CAM) back 20 years."
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"你刚刚给整个小丑接受运动(凸轮)后20年。"
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"Level 40 on Breaking Bad. Ask me anything bitch."
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"40级上的破坏。 问我什么婊子。"
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"Name one thing you're gonna need this stupid fucking rope for "
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"名字一件事你会需要这个愚蠢的他妈的绳子 "
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"Plus, you are a jerk."
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"另外，你是个混蛋。"
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"You like that, you fucking username"
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"你喜欢这，你他妈的用户名"
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"Agreed. More like NSFPussies."
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"同意。 更像NSFPussies."
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"Don't talk shit about my man on the right or I will fin you"
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"不要讲废话关于我的男人上我会鳍你"
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"Your UN makes me gag \\n"
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"你的联合国让我插科打诨\\n"
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"If it happened like last time Moscow would simply surrender and join the horde. And stomp on Poland and Hungary for shits and giggles."
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"如果这事发生喜欢莫斯科的最后一次只会投降，并加入部落。 踩在波兰和匈牙利为妈和笑声。"
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{
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"IGNORANCE IS DEATH. WHY DON'T YOU DO RESEARCH BEFORE YOU TRY AND CLAIM SOMETHING AS FACT? lol you use wikipedia as a source what a dummy. "
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"无知是死亡。 你为什么不你做的研究，然后再尝试和要求的东西，因为事实？ 笑你使用维基百科作为一个来源是什么假人。 "
] |
{
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"Not to mention the fact he's fucking 60. \\n\\nTells you all you need to know about their user base if they refer to a 60-year old as a \"young man\"."
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"更不用说事实上，他是他妈的60. \\n\\nTells你所有你需要知道关于他们的用户基础，如果他们指60岁为\"青年人\"。"
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"The thing that makes me the most angry about the outrageous bias on /r/politics is that the ultra-liberals on there who think they are saving the world by posting every dailyKOS blog entry (usually some quote by a nobody GOPer taken way out of context and then rebranded with an outrageously inflammatory title) are also the ones who will complain endlessly about Fox News using the SAME methods to dupe their viewers. "
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"这件事让我最生气的离谱偏/r/政治是超自由主义者在有谁认为他们是挽救世界上张贴的每一个dailyKOS博客(通常为一些报价由一个没有人GOPer采取的方式出的上下文，然后重新命名一悍然炎标题)也会抱怨不休有关福克斯新闻采用同样的方法来欺骗他们的观众。 "
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"She's about to bite the head off that little chicky isn't she?"
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"她咬了头的小chicky是不是她?"
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"Doesn't matter. Got my dick sucked"
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"并不重要。 我吹箫"
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"The guy that tried to sue him (deAngelo Bailey) is the same one that is named on the complaint that Em's mom filed. Surprised nobody has caught this yet. \\n\\nGuy is a trash collector now. \\n\\nKarma is a bitch. "
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"那个想起诉他(迪安基洛贝利)是同一个名为的投诉，他们的妈妈申请。 惊讶没有人抓住了这个。 \\n\\nGuy是一个垃圾收集。 \\n\\nKarma是一个婊子。 "
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"In the case of the girl in the video:\\n\\nThrow the first punch, the hide behind your gender when you get punched back, then have your \"niggas\" (Her words) attack the guy who fought back.\\n\\nGotta love these \"gangstas\", eh? Society is so proud."
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"在这种情况下的女孩在视频:\\n\\n nThrow第一拳，背后隐藏你别当你被打回来，然后有你的\"黑鬼\"(用她的话说)攻击的那个人打回来的。\\n\\nGotta喜欢这些\"帮派分子\"，是吗？ 社会是如此的自豪。"
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"I hope I never run out of faps."
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"我希望我从来没有运行的fap."
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{
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"If I ever ended up on To Catch a Predator, which I won't partially because I'm not a pedophile and partially because that show is no longer on air, but if I did I would calmly sit down for the interview with Chris Hansen and just start stroking my cock while looking him in the eyes lovingly.\\n\\nI could argue that I only contacted young girls online to get a chance to share that moment with Mr. Hansen.\\n\\nWhy did I just write that?"
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"如果我曾经结束了要抓住一个捕食者，我不会部分地因为我不是一个恋童癖和部分因为这显示出不再是空的，但如果我做了我会平静地坐下来采访克里斯*汉森和刚开始抚摸我的鸡鸡的同时看他的眼睛精心.\\n\\nI可能会争辩说，我只有联系的年轻女孩在线获得一个机会，分享这一时刻先生，汉森。\\n\\nWhy我刚写的？"
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"I fapped myself into skyrim already."
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"我fapped自己到天际。"
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"I dunno... the benefit is blowjobs."
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"我不知道...好处是口交."
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"Kind of in the same vein, I'm afraid I'll die on camera. Then it'll be posted to YouTube and r/WTF so a bunch of inconsiderate neckbeards can argue about what I should have done to not get killed. "
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"那种在同样的精神，我怕我会死的相机。 然后它会被公布到YouTube和r/WTF这么一大堆的轻率neckbeards可以争论什么我应该做到不被打死。 "
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"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.\\n\\nedit: M**O**ntoya."
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"你好，我的名字是伊尼戈*蒙托亚. 你杀了我的父亲。 准备死。\\n\\nedit：M**O**ntoya."
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"Depends who is writing the document. I wouldn't trust the current government to take a piss without failing to lift the toilet seat and splattering urine all over it, let alone rewrite the Constitution."
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"取决于是谁写的文件。 我不相信目前的政府要小便而没有提起的马桶座和尿液喷溅了这一切，让我们单独改写《宪法》。"
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"If this guy's looking for someone dumber than he is, he's going to die a virgin. "
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"如果这家伙是寻找有人笨比他是，他是要死了一个处女。 "
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"stop dating scandalous ass bitches"
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"停止约会可耻的屁股娘们"
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"You beautiful asshole!"
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"你美丽的混蛋！"
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{
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"Sounds like that guy was a dumb ass for commenting on that being a personal email, since the senior exec actually worked at the company, and thus made it business related."
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"听起来像那家伙是个蠢屁股评论，作为一个个人电子邮件，由于高级exec实际上曾在该公司，并由此使它的业务有关。"
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"Black people aren't idiots, they know why they're Christian. They know it came from slavery, but they still believe in Christianity. \\n\\nAnd when you live in a society with rampant crime, poverty, teenage pregnancy, lack of education, etc.... religion is one of the few positive things you have and you should hold onto it. Of all the problems black communities have, believing in a fake God is at the very bottom in terms of priority. "
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"黑人并不白痴，它们知道为什么他们是基督徒。 他们知道它来自奴隶制，但他们仍然相信基督教。 \\n\\nAnd当你生活在一个社会猖獗的犯罪、贫穷、少女怀孕、缺乏教育，等等。 宗教是一些积极的事情，你有，你应该守住它。 所有的黑人社区的问题有，相信在一个假神是在最底层方面的优先事项。 "
] |
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"Then you should both drop her ass and tell her to figure her shit out before she hurts someone else with her shallow carelessness.\\n\\nJust my opinion.\\n\\nGood luck mate."
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"那么你应该把她的屁股告诉她图她死之前她伤害了别人与她的浅的疏忽。\\n\\nJust我的意见。\\n\\nGood运的伙伴。"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"Sometimes, I think the whole \"Dandamp;D players constantly have sex and worship Satan\" thing was started by the Dandamp;D players to try to be cool."
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"有时，我认为整个\"Dandamp；D球员不断做爱和崇拜撒旦\"的事情开始通过Dandamp；D玩家尝试要冷静。"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"Who fucked a 2 liter *what?* ಠ_ಠ"
] | [
"谁搞砸了2升*什么?* ಠ_ಠ"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"The G-Spot is ridiculously easy to find. Go in through the hole a couple of inches and firmly press upward, against the vaginal wall.\\n\\nIt's easier with your fingers (insert, firmly press upward, rub) but can be done with your penis (or a toy), as well. All you need to do is adjust your angle to press the tip of your penis against the upper wall of her vagina.\\n\\nIf it helps, you can imagine that her vagina's a mouth, and you're trying to deep tissue massage the roof of it."
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"G点是可笑容易找到。 进去过的洞几英寸和坚定地按向上，针对阴道壁。\\n\\n易与你的手指(插入，坚定地按上，擦)，但可以做你的阴茎(或玩具)。 所有你需要做的是调整你的角度对新闻提示你的阴茎对上墙上她的阴道。\\n\\伊阵它有助于，你可以想象她的阴道的一个嘴巴，和你想的深层组织按摩的屋顶。"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"Similarly, after working in both fast food and clothing retail, I now hate fat people. It's not my fault we don't carry size XXXXXL or have a 300 piece nugget box. Goddamn."
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"同样，之后工作在这两个快餐食品和服装零售业，现在我讨厌肥胖的人。 这不是我的错我们没有携带的大小XXXXXL或有300块金块盒。 该死的."
] |
{
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} | [
"agreed! plus, if Pitbull was actually talentless, how could be possibly hit so many home runs and not even be playing baseball!? Checkmate "
] | [
"同意! 另外，如果比特犬实际上是无能的，怎么可能打这么多的家庭运行，甚至不要玩棒球? 将死 "
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"It's a common joke that all girls on a softball team are lesbians. "
] | [
"它是一种常见的笑话所有的女孩在一垒球队都是女同性恋. "
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"I hope he's talking about a huge boner."
] | [
"我希望他谈论的是一个巨大的勃起."
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"I just ran over my neighbor...TAKE THAT, BITCH!"
] | [
"我只是跑过我的邻居...你这婊子！"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Oh man that was a little confusing until I realized the oil industry big wig's son wasn't the homeless tourettes guy lol. I was going to say what an asshole Drillem McBigrig must be to leave his mentally ill son homeless."
] | [
"哦男人，是一个有点混乱直到我意识到石油行业的大的假发的儿子不是无家可归者艾家伙笑。 我要说的是什么一个混蛋Drillem McBigrig必须离开他的精神病患者的儿子无家可归。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"I had a black woman approach me at work, and she said she saw a Mexican woman walk out with a shopping cart full of items (I'm guessing she thought the hispanic woman was stealing) and this was her exact quote: \"I saw this Mexican lady walk out with a bunch of stuff and I'm just letting you guys know that because if it was a black person you would've stopped her\"."
] | [
"我有一个黑人女性的办法我在工作，她说她看见一个墨西哥女人走了有一个购物车完整的项目(我猜她认为西班牙裔美国人妇女被盗窃)，这是她的原话：\"我看到一个墨西哥女人走了有一堆东西和我只是让你们知道，因为如果它是一个黑人你能停止她。\""
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"You don't like cuddling? You monster."
] | [
"你不喜欢拥抱? 你的怪物。"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"well stop eating shit."
] | [
"以及停止吃屎。"
] |
{
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} | [
"If the man can't even spare a butt squeeze for the woman he loves, can you even call him a proper man?"
] | [
"如果男人甚至不能饶恕的屁股挤压他心爱的女人，你甚至可以叫他适当的人？"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"Everyone on the internet is a middle class white male until proven otherwise "
] | [
"每个人都在互联网是一个中产阶级白人男性，直到证明并非如此 "
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"I'm with Vodaphone. Eat a dirty dick Vodaphone. That is all."
] | [
"我与沃达丰. 吃一个肮脏的家伙沃达丰. 这是所有。"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"Well, to make it less offensive. They would have to change their name to the Washington Foreskins and wear penis costumes. "
] | [
"嗯，使它较少的进攻。 他们将不得不改变他们的名字给华盛顿的阳皮和穿阴茎的服装。 "
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"Really, have you seen a man eat his own head?"
] | [
"真的，你有没有看见一个男人吃自己的头？"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"Not to be a total tool, but you sound like a person who really doesn't understand anxiety disorders. Sure, he has the physical things called legs that allow him to walk out of a door. You seem to be not understanding the fact that sheer terror will not let him do what he probably would very much like to. Go ask someone with a fear of heights to jump off a cliff. Sure, they *can*, but they're going to be a sobbing, shaking mess and you're gonna have to push them over."
] | [
"不是一个总的工具，但是你听起来像一个人真的不了解焦虑症。 当然，他有物质的东西叫腿，允许他走出门。 你似乎不了解的事实，即纯粹的恐怖不会让他做什么他可能会非常喜欢。 去问别人用恐惧高症跳下悬崖. 当然，他们可以，但他们将是一个哭泣，摇动乱和你必须要把他们推过来。"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"How do you kill a thousand flies in one blow?\\n\\nPunch an Ethiopian kid in the face."
] | [
"你怎么杀死一千的苍蝇在一个打击?\\n\\nPunch埃塞俄比亚的孩子的脸。"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"is that a euphemism for suckin balls?"
] | [
"那是个委婉说法来吸球？"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"Just tell him firmly \"don't smear shit on the toilet you stupid fuck\""
] | [
"只是告诉他坚决的\"不要涂抹的狗屎上厕所你这个愚蠢的他妈的\""
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"Fuck you, I'm on Reddit."
] | [
"你他妈的，我在书签交易。"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"You attracted a graveyard of weird fucking target fanatics."
] | [
"你引起了一个墓地的怪他妈的目标的狂热分子。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Europe is either \"completely culturally homogenous\" or being overrun by radical sharia-law advocating muslims, depending on what shitty political arguments commenters on /r/worldnews try to justify."
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"欧洲为无论是\"完全的文化同质的\"或者被吞没的激进伊斯兰教教法提倡的穆斯林，这取决于什么样的低劣的政治参数评论者/r/世界新闻尝试证明。"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"I don't agree with this.\\n\\nShe doesn't like giving them.\\n\\nJust because you asked doesn't mean she is obligated.\\n\\nI can't imagine how ugly she felt when you asked her to stop to give you a blow job. That has to be humiliating and painful.\\n\\nThe real mistake here was made long ago, when the two of you decided not to talk through this whole BJ thing. Holding onto resentments and unspoken feelings are two deadly issues in a relationship."
] | [
"我不同意这一点。\\n\\的,她不喜欢给他们。\\n\\nJust因为你要求并不意味着她是有义务。\\n\\nI不能想象多么的丑陋她觉得当你问她停下来给你一个打击工作。 这是羞辱和痛苦。\\n\\n该实的错误在这里是很久以前，当你们两个的决定没有谈过这整个BJ的事情。 抱怨恨和不言而喻的感情是两个致命问题的关系。"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"\"Good news, everyone! Those asinine morons who canceled us were themselves fired for incompetence.\""
] | [
"\"良好的新闻，大家！ 那些愚蠢的白痴谁取消了我们自己的解雇为无能。\""
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"Now I'm curious, did some people give you bad advice? Like, eat lots of spicy food before anal scenes."
] | [
"现在我很好奇有没有一些人给你的不好的建议吗？ 喜欢的,吃很多的辣食物的肛门的场面。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Fwd:Fwd:Fwd: DON'T READ THIS YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED\\n\\nTAKE A SHIT IN THE NEXT FIVE PICKUP TRUCKS YOU SEE AND YOUR TRUE LOVE WILL KISS YOU ON FRIDAY. IF YOU DO NOT YOU WILL DIE!"
] | [
"Ff:富卫:富卫：不要读这个你已经被警告\\n\\nTAKE狗屎在接下来的五卡车，你看，你的真爱会吻你上星期五。 如果你不会死的！"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Except the religious see it as a positive statement about low education."
] | [
"除了宗教它看作是一个积极的声明，关于低等教育。"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"Holy SHITBALLS, \\n\\n\"And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals\"\\n\\nHE'S THAT KID. "
] | [
"圣SHITBALLS,\\n\\n\"和第三天，上帝创造的Remington枪栓行动步枪，使得男人能战斗的恐龙。 和同性恋者\"\\n\\钠氢交换的那个孩子。 "
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"It's \"you gotta kill a lot of kids to make breakfast.\""
] | [
"这是\"你得杀了很多的孩子们做早饭。\""
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"No Twilight joke, but a serious question: Once she cut your chest with a knife, how did you not immediately buck her off so hard that her dome would have split open from hitting the ceiling fan? You laid there and let her lean down to suck blood from the wound before you were able to think/say \"hey, something's not right here\"?"
] | [
"没有黄昏的玩笑，但一个严重的问题：一旦她把你的胸口一刀，你怎么不立即降压她这么辛苦，她拱顶就有分开，从打击的吊扇? 你躺在那里，并让她瘦下来的吸血从伤口之前你都能够思考/说\"嘿，这东西是不对的这里\"？"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"I hope you whipped that savage with an extension cord."
] | [
"我希望你鞭打，野蛮的延伸线。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Man you know what they're like, its always ''Buenos Aires'' this and ''Falklands'' that...Pfft, bloody Argentineans."
] | [
"男人你知道他们是什么样，它总是\"布宜诺斯艾利斯\"这个和\"福克兰群岛\"，...噗，血腥的阿根廷人."
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Yolandi gives me the oddest boner"
] | [
"Yolandi让我奇怪的蠢蛋"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"PO-TA-TOES. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in my anus."
] | [
"PO-TA-脚趾。 煮'em,mash'em，坚持他们在我的肛门。"
] |
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