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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s nothing like that. I just, I thought about Raj’s situation, and I had a change of heart. You know, and regarding your gift, you said surprise me, and, boy, did I. Hello." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Just sit somewhere else." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Fine. (Wanders in circles, looking lost.)" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, sit!" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Aaah!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well this is nice. We don’t have a lot of company over." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That’s not true. Koothrapali and Wolowitz come over all the time." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes I now, but…" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Tuesday night we played Klingon boggle until one in the morning." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes, I remember." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I resent you saying we don’t have company." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m sorry." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That is an antisocial implication." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I said I’m sorry." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, I remember waking up in the morning, Amy rubbing Vicks on my chest. And her hands were like two frozen chunks of tundra. I took some cold medicine to… I took cold medicine." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You did seem a little loopy when you showed up at the lab." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, yes, of course, he wouldn’t like that at all. Last night, I was feeling in need of sexual release when I happened to come across your mother." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, okay. Guys, what are we doing here?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I don’t know what you’re doing, but I was about to insinuate that I had coitus with Raj’s mother for a dollar." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, you do what you want, but I don’t want to lose my friends over tenure. Friends are forever." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Are you sure you want to do this?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "The magazine articles suggest that one of the ways to get over a breakup is a new look." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What about your old look, well-groomed ventriloquist doll?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Good, good. Everything okay between you two?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes. Why do you ask?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No reason. I was just talking to Raj, and he mentioned what a lovely glow she has these days." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Did he mean as if she’d been out in the sun, tending an herb garden without wearing a hat or sunblock?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No. That’s not what he meant." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, we may never know. As my mother would say, the Asians are an inscrutable folk. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have work to do." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, you do. You dog, you." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hey." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hope you’re hungry." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Interesting. A friendly sentiment in this country, cruel taunt in the Sudan. It’s a lesson in context." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Will Amy be joining us for dinner?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes, I believe so." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Good, good. Everything okay between you two?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes. Why do you ask?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No reason. I was just talking to Raj, and he mentioned what a lovely glow she has these days." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Interesting. A friendly sentiment in this country, cruel taunt in the Sudan. It’s a lesson in context." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Will Amy be joining us for dinner?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes, I believe so." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Good, good. Everything okay between you two?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes. Why do you ask?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No reason. I was just talking to Raj, and he mentioned what a lovely glow she has these days." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Did he mean as if she’d been out in the sun, tending an herb garden without wearing a hat or sunblock?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No. That’s not what he meant." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What exactly does that expression mean, friends with benefits? Does he provide her with health insurance?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No. Look, imagine you maintained a friendship with someone you had sex with, but you were free to date whoever you wanted." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m sorry, I can’t imagine any of that." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Alright, back to the game." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I don’t understand. If you were in a non-emotional relationship then why are you having  what appears be an emotional response?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, he obviously had feelings for her." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Amy’s sick." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Aw. What’s wrong with her?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, she talks a lot. She always wants to hold hands." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That’s not what I meant." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, if you were referring to her illness your question should have been, what ails her?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What ails her?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, he doesn’t understand. I understand." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, I understand, too." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You’re just misappropriating my understanding." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, (blows a raspberry). I think any university would want you. Except, of course, any university that had already had you. Because they would’ve already wanted you before they, you know, got you." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Ah, that’s my girl." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, no, no, Amy, wait. I know it’s not the night you had in mind, but why don’t you guys stay and play with us? It’ll be fun." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It would? Fun? Okay, three weeks ago you bought crunchy peanut butter, now you want the girls to play D&D? Do you have a drug problem?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What’s the big deal? Raj bailed, so we could use some extra players." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, you’re being silly." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Am I? Yesterday I had an Air Force project, a girlfriend who lived with me, and my good friend Raj right across the hall." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Do you really care about that last one?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, but that list was sounding a little thin." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Instead of dwelling on the negative, think about this. Your girlfriend was given an amazing opportunity, which gives you an opportunity to show her that you’re a loving and supportive boyfriend." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Am I? Yesterday I had an Air Force project, a girlfriend who lived with me, and my good friend Raj right across the hall." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Do you really care about that last one?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, but that list was sounding a little thin." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Instead of dwelling on the negative, think about this. Your girlfriend was given an amazing opportunity, which gives you an opportunity to show her that you’re a loving and supportive boyfriend." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "So trick her." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "All right, let me start again. Uh, you and Amy…" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yeah, I used to be uncomfortable around people, but then I learned a trick. I pretend everyone I meet is a beloved character from Star Trek." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "How’s that been working for you?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I will." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Bye, buddy. Sheldon?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m gonna miss you." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Of course you are." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "He just made that easier." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That is true. She keeps asking how long Amy’s going to be gone." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, so, Ramona, tell us about yourself. Do you, do you have a boyfriend?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "So you’re never getting married? It’s his whining, isn’t it?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, I’m not a whiner." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s amusing that he doesn’t hear it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Look, all she’s saying is we are in love so it doesn’t matter if we get married tomorrow or a year from now or 50 years from now." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, no. You gave me an explanation, it’s reasonableness will be determined by a jury of your peers." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Don’t be ridiculous. I have no peers." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, we have to get out of here." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You might want to speak in a lower register." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Evolution has made women sensitive to high pitched noises while they sleep, so that they’ll be roused by a crying baby. If you want to avoid waking her, speak in a lower register." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That’s ridiculous. (Penny snores again.)" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I had no choice. I couldn’t sleep knowing that just outside my bedroom was our living room, and just outside our living room was that hallway, and immediately adjacent to that hallway was… this." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Do you realise that if Penny wakes up, there is no reasonable explanation as to why we’re here?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I just gave you a reasonable explanation." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, no. You gave me an explanation, it’s reasonableness will be determined by a jury of your peers." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Do you realise that if Penny wakes up, there is no reasonable explanation as to why we’re here?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I just gave you a reasonable explanation." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, no. You gave me an explanation, it’s reasonableness will be determined by a jury of your peers." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Don’t be ridiculous. I have no peers." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, we have to get out of here." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You might want to speak in a lower register." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Sarcasm?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You think?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Granted, my methods may have been somewhat unorthodox, but I think the end result will be a measurable enhancement of Penny’s quality of life." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You know what, you’ve convinced me, maybe tonight we should sneak in and shampoo her carpet." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You don’t think that crosses a line?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes! For God’s sake, Sheldon, do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You have a sarcasm sign?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, I do not have a sarcasm sign." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Please don’t tell me that your hopeless infatuation is devolving into pointless jealousy." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, I’m not jealous, I’m just a little concerned for her. I didn’t like the look of the guy that she was with." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "If he were any bigger, he’d have moons orbiting him." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, snap. So I guess we’ll be leaving now." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why should we leave? For all we know, he crashed the party and Penny doesn’t even want him here. (Penny and Kurt hug)." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You have a back-up hypothesis." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Maybe they just want to be friends." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Or maybe she wants to be friends, and he wants something more." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Then he and I are on equal ground." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why should we leave? For all we know, he crashed the party and Penny doesn’t even want him here. (Penny and Kurt hug)." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You have a back-up hypothesis." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Maybe they just want to be friends." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Or maybe she wants to be friends, and he wants something more." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Then he and I are on equal ground." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes, but you’re much closer to it than he is." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Look, if this was 15,000 years ago, by virtue of his size and strength, Kurt would be entitled to his choice of female partners." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Then he and I are on equal ground." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes, but you’re much closer to it than he is." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Look, if this was 15,000 years ago, by virtue of his size and strength, Kurt would be entitled to his choice of female partners." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "And male partners. Animal partners. Large primordial eggplants, pretty much whatever tickled his fancy." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes, but our society has undergone a paradigm shift, in the information age, Sheldon, you and I are the alpha males. We shouldn’t have to back down." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "And male partners. Animal partners. Large primordial eggplants, pretty much whatever tickled his fancy." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes, but our society has undergone a paradigm shift, in the information age, Sheldon, you and I are the alpha males. We shouldn’t have to back down." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "True. Why don’t you text him that and see if he backs down?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No. I’m going to assert my dominance face to face." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes, but our society has undergone a paradigm shift, in the information age, Sheldon, you and I are the alpha males. We shouldn’t have to back down." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "True. Why don’t you text him that and see if he backs down?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No. I’m going to assert my dominance face to face." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Face to face? Are you going to wait for him to sit down, or are you going to stand on a coffee table?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hello Penny. Hello Kurt." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You know, I apologise for my earlier outburst, who needs Halo when we can be regaled with the delightfully folksy tale of the whore of Omaha?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, I don’t think she’s a whore." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "So, how’s Koothrappali d…. oh my Lord." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That’s Princess Punchali." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m pretty sure her name’s Lalita." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, come on. The only reason you’re the lead author is because we went alphabetically." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I let you think we went alphabetically to spare you the humiliation of dealing with the fact that it was my idea. Not to put too fine a point on it, but I was throwing you a bone. You’re welcome." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Excuse me, I designed the experiment that proved the hypothesis." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It doesn’t need proving." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So the entire scientific community is just supposed to take your word?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Libido 1, truth zero." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, I’m going to ask you one more time, we did the work together, lets present the paper together." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "And I’m telling you for the last time it’s pandering, it’s undignified and bite me." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Let’s go." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You could have offered me a ride home." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’re lucky I didn’t run you over." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I really don’t understand what you’re so unhappy about, you begged me to come, I came, there’s just no pleasing you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’re right, I’m the problem, I’m the one that needs help." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well that’s not much of an apology, but I’ll take it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Excuse me. Is there anything you’d like to apologise for?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Why did I just hear Amy’s name?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Penny’s on the phone with her." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What are they doing here?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We came to apologize." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah. If you had told anyone that you were going away on a train by yourself across the country, do you know what they would have said?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That I couldn’t do it?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Exactly. Right after they said yeah." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh-oh, hang on." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Are you in danger?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, it’s a drinking game. Whenever we see an iceberg, we take a shot!" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Why are you up?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "How am I supposed to sleep? I’ve been married less than 24 hours, and my wife isn’t speaking to me." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, I promise. Your uvula does not have an STD." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Why would you do that?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, why would you do that?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Come on, this is silly. Hey, um, I brought you back a little present from my trip, huh? It’s that sailor cap that you wanted. It’s neat, huh?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You honestly think you can buy back my friendship with a cheap souvenir?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t. I really don’t. Just try it on. Oh, yeah." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, we’re going to go apologise to Raj and invite him out to dinner." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Apologise, for what?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, he came over last night with some pretty good news, and we weren’t very supportive." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Fine, what do you want me to do?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Smile. (He does, exaggeratedly.)" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Now?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Almost." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Now?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Now. (They all get up and leave. Raj looks around himself, then leans over to the next table.)" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "So, what are some ways we could set our comic book store apart from the competition?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, kids buy comic books. It would be great to figure out a way to get more kids in the store." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh-uh." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "How could you not find him?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Because he’s hard to find. If he was easy to find, the books would be called There’s Waldo." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "57, 58, 59, that’s one minute." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hello, boys." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What are you smiling at?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Nothing." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Why would I change?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "The hope has been that you’d eventually bend to public opinion. So, Priya, what brings you back to LA?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Who is he?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Where does he work?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "How does he get the helium?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, she’s not." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "So, what prescription are you getting filled?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Dayaj’a’ (Do you understand them?)" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "ghobe’ (No.)" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, Sheldon, I am out of options. Video store owner, Nursis Manookian, has no next of kin." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, you seem hot under the collar, or is that the sweater?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, oh, no, no. It’s because I spent all afternoon at the Armenian church where his funeral mass was held. According to Father Solakian, no one attended. Luckily, my trip wasn’t a complete waste. I lit a candle and prayed for your death but I’m not Armenian, so it probably won’t work. This is over, right?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, she’s your friend. Step up." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "(Knock, knock, knock) Amy. (Knock, knock, knock) Amy. (Knock, knock, knock) Amy. Bye." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Where are you going?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m single, I don’t need this crap." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "This chair is squeaky. Now, do I fix it or get a new one?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, Sheldon, it took me all morning, but I found the owner of the video store. And I am happy to report that he died peacefully in his sleep, drunk at the bottom of a pool. Anyway, there is no one to return the DVD to, so this issue is resolved. Ah! And I’d just like to point out that even though the sweater was uncomfortable, I didn’t use it as an excuse to antagonize everyone around me." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes. Look this over and tell me what’s unclear to you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You know, when Sheldon gives you homework, you don’t have to do it." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "They have beach right in the name. What do you think?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, now that you can focus again, what do you say we get back to surface tension of domain walls?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Sick?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Here we go." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Literally? Literally a million years?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Don’t." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "How about the toaster oven?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What did the toaster oven ever do to you?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What did I ever do to Jimmy Mullins in the third grade? He still punched me in the face with my own fists. Sorry, you little nerd, you were just in the wrong boys’ room at the wrong time." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What? Is there another twist coming? Is the baby not theirs at all?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Ignore him. How did you get the baby to stop crying?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What if someone kidnaps me, forces me to record my voice, and then cuts off my thumb?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’ll send them a basket of muffins." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What kind of a person steals another person’s car in broad daylight?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What kind of person leaves his keys in the car?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I thought we agreed this was all Koothrappali’s fault." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "God, Sheldon. What the hell are you doing out there?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I heard a noise." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It was us. We knocked over a lamp." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Why would you knock over a lamp?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We were going to have…" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Not yet." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, you can’t be selfish, we all paid for it, so it belongs to all of us. Now out of the way so I can sit in my time machine. (Sits and turns it on. The three lights on the front illuminate. All let out an “oh”.) Okay, I am setting the dials for March 10 th , 1876." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, this is superfluid helium. Put this in your mouth, your tongue will freeze and break off." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Does it smell like blueberries?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hmm. No, not yet." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, maybe we shouldn’t have sunk to his level." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What are you doing?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m packing up all my collectibles and taking them down to the comic book store to sell." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well is that really necessary. If you need money you can always sell blood. And semen." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s not about money." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hang on. Black beans, not pinto beans?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Double guacamole?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Of course." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No cilantro?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Nope." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Lettuce shredded, not chopped?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yep." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You understand why I’m doing this to you?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I do." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That’ll be all. That was fun." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Look, Sheldon, I know it’s in the agreement, and if you turn into a zombie, I promise I will not kill you. In fact, I’ll even let you eat my brains. But I am taking Penny to Switzerland." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Is that your final decision?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It is." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Listen, Sheldon, this is stupid. I don’t see why we can’t be friends. And I’m willing to drive you around and help you out with stuff. I just don’t want to do it because of some silly roommate agreement." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What are you proposing?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That we go back to the way things were. But when I do something for you, you show a little appreciation." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "And how would I do that?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You say thank you." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Every time?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s not crazy." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What difference does it make?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Here we go." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What’s going on?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Howard’s gonna sleep here tonight. He had a fight with his mother." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Did you offer him a hot beverage?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "So, when can we get rid of it?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We’re not." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why not?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That’s over the wheelbase. Are you completely unfamiliar with the suspension characteristics of a pre-1980 Pullman-built Superliner Deluxe passenger coach?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, we’ve been on this train 90 seconds, and you’ve already said a thousand words. Just tell us where to sit and shut up." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "All right, this is one-on-one. First person to five wins the office. Any questions? Yes, Sheldon?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Five what?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Balls in the basket. (Throws ball to Sheldon)" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, what’s wrong with it?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "– What’s wrong with it?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Not you. I wasn’t asking you. Penny?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Is that your answer or do you not understand the question? We’ll come back to that one." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon…" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Really?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What’s the difference?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Here we go." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s right down the hall." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, my God, you’re jealous." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Why would I be jealous?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, I don’t know. Maybe because the origin of the universe just got proven, the Higgs field just got proven, and you’ve been working on string theory for the last 20 years and you’re no closer to proving it than when you started." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, you!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Problem?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Why are you smiling?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, Raj, why?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah. Uh, maybe we were hacked. You know, the Chinese have been hacking everything lately." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Why would the Chinese make our DVR record Paul Blart: Mall Cop?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t know. It’s a fat guy on a Segway. That’s funny everywhere." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, gentlemen, have you reached a decision?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m in." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You tracked my phone?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Seriously? Airborne worms?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay. Well, then it’s settled. Small indoor church wedding, black-tie, no butterflies." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What did I do?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You left with his date. Friends don’t do that to each other." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Very well." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m sorry if this stuff is gonna make the ceremony awkward." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "And turned their phones off." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Not helping, buddy. Mother, Penny and I really want you to be part of this. Please stay." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I know what the anthropic principle is." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Of course. I just explained it to you. Now, where do you stand on it?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Where do you stand on it?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Strongly pro." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Then I believe that God created the world in six days, and on the seventh he made you to annoy me." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Whispering do not make a sound is a sound." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Damn his Vulcan hearing. Not a good time, Sheldon." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Because when he wasn’t happy, we wanted to kill him. There was even a plan. We were going to throw his Kindle outside, and when he went to get it, lock the door and let him freeze to death." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That seems like a bit of an overreaction." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, the overreaction was the plan to tie your limbs to four different sled dog teams and yell mush. Look, we kept the original data. You can still publish the actual results." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, special, like that. (Knock on door) That’s them. Please don’t make things any more awkward than they already are." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right, so less or equally awkward, got it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, guys, come on in." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Worst Renaissance Fair ever." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Please let it go, Sheldon." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It was rife with historical inaccuracies. For example, the tavern girl serving flagons of mead, now her costume was obviously Germanic, but in 1487 the Bavarian purity laws or Rhineheitsgebot severely limited the availability of mead. At best they would have had some sort of spiced wine." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’re nitpicking." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Howard, Raj. Judas." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You know what? You’re a crazy person." } ]