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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Great." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Great. Well, bye." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, it’s not crazy it’s, uh, uh, it’s a paradox. And paradoxes are part of nature, think about light. Now if you look at Huygens, light is a wave, as confirmed by the double slit experiments, but then, along comes Albert Einstein and discovers that light behaves like particles too. Well, I didn’t make it worse." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Uh, no, thank you. We now know why MasterCard sent me a fraud alert." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Ask him." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Ah! A vintage, mint in box, 1975 Mego Star Trek transporter with real transporter action. Hot-darn!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Where did you get that?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s ten o’clock, where have you been?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "We stayed for the California Adventure water show. It was pure Disney magic." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I was going to see that with him." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Just roll the clip. (On voiceover) So tell us in your own words about that magical moment when Fun with Flags was born." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I honestly don’t remember." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "20 seconds." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Are you ashamed of me?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, he’s bluffing." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I never bluff. Ten." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s blackmail!" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Three." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Really?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Two." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, I’ll sign it!" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Walking away." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You do realize you own his ass right now." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Gladly." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, good, go. You know, it’ll be nice to watch an episode without someone saying, I read the books, don’t get too fond of this character." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Vocal test. Morning vocal test. Second vocal test. Second morning vocal test." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Morning, Sheldon." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What about when we went to Comic-Con and dressed like Jabba the Hutt? You got to be Jabba’s head, and I got to be his fat slug butt." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "We looked great." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You let a guy sit on me." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon…" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Doubleazinga! I do! Good luck following that." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So, Howard Wolowitz tying the knot. Leaving his crazy bachelor days behind. He was a wild one. Well, I guess we all kind of were. I remember this one time, I was with this girl at the beach. We were in the ocean and we started making out. I know, it was crazy. I wasn’t even wearing my Aquasocks. Then…" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Ah, much better." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You must be burning up." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, thank you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We just spent two hours in traffic. Did you think to mention to me that you liked our paper?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I was a handful." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You still are. Uh, Mom, hey, tell Mary the story about how I made a Van der Graaf generator out of our vacuum cleaner." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "He does sound effects, too!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, I always did sound effects. A-A swarm of bloodthirsty bats fly through the dungeon. (Clicking sounds) Uh, uh, they attack a nearby unicorn. (Strange howl)" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, no, not at all. No, we, uh, found a place online that, uh, repurposes diamond drill bits." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We did not. That’s not true. Can I speak to you alone for a second?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, sure." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It came from Tiffany’s." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You mean the box, right?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Keep walking." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That is amazing. He made me care about the ogre." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "All right, Amy, there’s one ogre left. Take him out." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Okay." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We’re gonna set a date." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, her apartment’s on the fourth floor but the elevator’s broken so you’re going to have to (delivery man leaves) oh, you’re just going to be done, okay, cool, thanks. I guess we’ll just bring it up ourselves." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I hardly think so." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why not?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Dammit man, we’re dying here." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Goodbye, peasants." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "The bastard teleported." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Ooh!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I think we have to acknowledge, those were some fairly savage pre-adolescent Jews." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You know, we were annihilated by our own incompetence and the inability of some people to follow the chain of command." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, let it go." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I was giving clear, concise orders." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You hid behind a tree yelling “get the kid in the yarmulkah, get the kid in the yarmulkah.”" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "See, this is why I wanted to have a costume meeting." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We all have other costumes, we can change." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I didn’t screw it up." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, please. I admit, that spherical chicken joke, that was hilarious. But it was straight downhill from there." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’ve had enough of your condescension. Maybe I didn’t go to college when I was eleven like you, maybe I got my doctorate at 24 instead of 16, but you are not the only person who is smarter than everyone else in this room. No offense. And I am clearly not the only person who is tormented by insecurity and has an ego in need of constant validation." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "At the hot dog stand in the Denver train station, Heinz ketchup. At the hot dog stand in the Salt Lake City train station, Heinz ketchup. At the hot dog stand in the Indianapolis train station?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t care." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, why are you sitting by yourself?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Because I am without friends. Like the proverbial cheese, I stand alone. Even while seated." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Come on. We said we were sorry." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You know, Sherlock Holmes liked to use cocaine to sharpen his focus. But I’m sure those Cool Ranch Doritos are doing the trick." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No. Jamba Juice is for heroes. And that’s what we’re going to be." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What are you doing?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t know. Why?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Paraffin candles may contain carcinogens. Unless lung cancer is the ambiance you were going for at your dinfast. Dinfast (rolls eyes) ." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Listen, I don’t want to be rude, but Priya’s gonna be calling any minute, so…" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, yes, Priya. Leonard, you know I make a point of never interfering in your personal affairs." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes, I’ve always admired that about you." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "As well you should. But I’m going to make an exception here." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, good." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What are you doing?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, uh, Priya’s calling in a few minutes on Skype, and we are gonna have a dinner date." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s eight o’clock in the morning in Mumbai. How can she have dinner?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Fine, whatever. Priya will be having breakfast." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, uh, Priya’s calling in a few minutes on Skype, and we are gonna have a dinner date." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s eight o’clock in the morning in Mumbai. How can she have dinner?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Fine, whatever. Priya will be having breakfast." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right, so technically it’s not a dinner date. I suppose you could call it a, uh, dinfast date. But if you did, you’d open yourself to peer-based mocking, such as, Hey, Leonard, how was your dinfast with Priya last night?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That doesn’t sound like mocking." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Fine, whatever. Priya will be having breakfast." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right, so technically it’s not a dinner date. I suppose you could call it a, uh, dinfast date. But if you did, you’d open yourself to peer-based mocking, such as, Hey, Leonard, how was your dinfast with Priya last night?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That doesn’t sound like mocking." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You didn’t let me finish. Dinfast (rolls eyes) . Are those soy-based candles?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t know. Why?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That doesn’t sound like mocking." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You didn’t let me finish. Dinfast (rolls eyes) . Are those soy-based candles?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t know. Why?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Paraffin candles may contain carcinogens. Unless lung cancer is the ambiance you were going for at your dinfast. Dinfast (rolls eyes) ." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Listen, I don’t want to be rude, but Priya’s gonna be calling any minute, so…" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, dinner’s here." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Tandoori Palace?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, we went somewhere new." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You’re good-naturedly ribbing me, aren’t you?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, look, Mumbai Palace." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Why? Why would we change? We had a perfectly good palace. Tandoori Palace is our palace." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Trust me, this will be just fine." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What are you doing?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I think I might have tartar buildup. My tongue won’t go as far forward as it used to." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Maybe your tongue is shrinking." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Would you pass the mustard?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sure. Hey, want to hear a fun fact about mustard?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Is it that the glucosinolates which give mustard its flavour were evolved by the cabbage family as a chemical defence against caterpillars?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s fun for ages eight to eighty. Join us." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "All right. I like a good brainteaser. Give it a whirl." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You’re in luck, this is an easy one. In a world where mankind is ruled by a giant intelligent beaver, what food is no longer consumed?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, a BLT where the B stands for beaver? I don’t know." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "All right. I like a good brainteaser. Give it a whirl." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You’re in luck, this is an easy one. In a world where mankind is ruled by a giant intelligent beaver, what food is no longer consumed?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, a BLT where the B stands for beaver? I don’t know." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Leonard, be serious. We’re playing a game here." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I can figure this out, let’s see. Um, well, beavers eat tree bark. The only tree bark I know that humans consume is cinnamon. So, I’ll say cinnamon." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You’re in luck, this is an easy one. In a world where mankind is ruled by a giant intelligent beaver, what food is no longer consumed?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, a BLT where the B stands for beaver? I don’t know." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Leonard, be serious. We’re playing a game here." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I can figure this out, let’s see. Um, well, beavers eat tree bark. The only tree bark I know that humans consume is cinnamon. So, I’ll say cinnamon." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Incorrect. Obviously, the answer is cheese Danish." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m gonna get some coffee. You want some?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Uh, you’re really going to have caffeine in front of me when I’m trying to get my life back on track?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, okay, let’s pretend you do have a problem." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I do." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You don’t." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yeah, but I do." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, you don’t. But let’s say you do. And don’t say you do, because you don’t. Now, wouldn’t you think that throwing yourself into your work would be the best way to deal with it?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "With what?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Your problem." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yeah, which I was initially sceptical of until I saw online that they serve Yorkshire pudding." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You don’t even like Yorkshire pudding." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, I know what you’re doing." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Really?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes, you’re using chocolates as positive reinforcement for what you consider correct behaviour." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Very good. Chocolate?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, I don’t want any chocolate! Sheldon, you can’t train my girlfriend like a lab rat." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Actually, it turns out I can." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, you shouldn’t." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What could she possibly be talking about for so long?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Obviously, waitressing at the Cheesecake Factory is a complex socioeconomic activity, that requires a great deal of analysis and planning. Bazinga! You know, using positive reinforcement techniques, I could train that behaviour out of her in a week." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "If you let me use negative reinforcement, I can get it done before we go to bed." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’re not squirting her in the face with water." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, I can do this. I just, I just need another energy drink. Oh, no." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I want another one." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That’s a craving. That’s a sign of chemical dependency." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You only had one." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, ideally, an enclosed, self-sustaining biodome in New Mexico, where we would eat crops fertilized with our own waste." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "And you were worried about the romance. 00:03:18,914" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Let’s see what I’ll be washing that succotash down with. A pitcher of margaritas." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Do you really want that?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "How could you miss that?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hey, if you want someone to guess chocolate chip cookie, you draw a glass of milk next to it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Penny got it." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yeah, only after I eliminated all the obvious answers. You’re welcome." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, uh, uh, uh, sausage. Uh, uh, uh, uh, bratwurst? Oh, oh, a hot dog." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Wait. I’m a little concerned. Blueberries are rich in antioxidants." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "So, with all those antioxidants, what if I run out of oxidants?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, we haven’t won a game all night. Now, you either stick your face in that pie or I’m gonna stick that pie in your face." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Good, ’cause I got you everything you need to make it. You are in for a treat. My mother’s fried chicken is why we had to buy my dad the extra large coffin." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, she just got off the plane. She doesn’t want to cook." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Won’t that spoil our appetites for the chicken you’re going to make me?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "All right, that settles it, we’re going out. Do you like sushi? There’s a great little place down the street." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No. But it’s a shame our society mocks the differently uvulated. Who was at the door?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, uh, building manager. They have to fix a pipe so the water will be off tomorrow from noon to two." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That’s unacceptable. We’re supposed to be given written notice." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, no, it doesn’t matter, we’ll be at work." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, what if I spill tomato soup on my shirt and have to come home to change, only to find there’s no water for an enzyme soak." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Bifurcated uvula, Sheldon!" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, yeah, yeah, that sounds great." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Very well, I’m sure I can find something that will help you ditch that itch." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, he’s in the bathroom, let’s go." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Do you prefer ointment or cream?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, cream." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "With or without a numbing agent?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Without." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Really? Leonard, there are no heroes when it comes to dermatitis." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Fine. With." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Prescription or non-prescription strength." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Use your best judgement." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, excuse me. That was not a betrayal, that was an experiment to determine at what concentration food starts tasting mothy." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You put moths in my food?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Great timing, food just got here." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Ooh, Siam Palace?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Uh, mee krob and chicken satay?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Uh, extra peanut sauce?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, but you can have mine." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Eh, well, very well. Oh, and on the topic of sharing things that are yours, there is a gentleman caller bringing flowers to your fiancée as we speak." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What? Why didn’t you say that first?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Why didn’t you get extra peanut sauce? We can both play this game." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Can I help you?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Is my hamburger medium well?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Dill slices, not sweet?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Individual relish packets?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Onion rings?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Extra breading?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I asked." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What did they say?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Did you protest?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Vociferously?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, then what took you so long?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Just eat." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I trusted you with my email address, and you betrayed that trust by sending me Internet banality, strike one. Touching my food, strike two." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Don’t worry. They only stay on your record for a year." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes, quite the kerfuffle." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Then Amy got mad and left?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Walked right out the door." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "And you?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Enjoyed a delightful dinner at a reasonable price. The manager recognized Wil and let us sit right next to the frozen yoghurt machine. Right next to it. I was closer to it than I am to you right now." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Buddy, I think Amy might be upset." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Why’s that?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Because your friend was rude to her, and then you went to dinner with him." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "And you?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Enjoyed a delightful dinner at a reasonable price. The manager recognized Wil and let us sit right next to the frozen yoghurt machine. Right next to it. I was closer to it than I am to you right now." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Buddy, I think Amy might be upset." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Why’s that?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Because your friend was rude to her, and then you went to dinner with him." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You’re just repeating what I said. It’s like living with a lactose-intolerant parrot." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Trust me, call her." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, look who’s out after dark, like a big boy." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I was out raising heck with Mr. Wil Wheaton. Four hours more and we would have closed down the HomeTown Buffet." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I thought you had plans with Amy." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yeah, I did, but then Wil called Amy a pain in the A-S-S. She got huffy and left, then Wil and I headed out to dinner. That place really did remind me of my hometown. Because there we also have a HomeTown Buffet." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hold on. Wil and Amy had an argument?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "There’s probably a deep reason. Which I’d be happy to discuss with you over some peanut brittle in a can." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, Sheldon, I am out of options. Video store owner, Nursis Manookian, has no next of kin." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, not necessarily. I suggest you look for long-lost relatives either in Armenia or Lebanon." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Listen to me, Sheldon. I am not going to Lebanon to return Super Mario Brothers the movie." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You know, it might be fun. You love hummus." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why isn’t this bothering you? Isn’t your brain getting itchy? This is on your card. This could be ruining your credit score. Why isn’t this making you crazy?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Can we? Stand back while I turn this conversation into a conver-sensation." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "This time, it’s your fault." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I have 100 alphabetized topics from artichoke, come on, people, it’s just a giant thistle, to zzz, the onamona-poetry of sleep." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Amy, how long would it take for that mad cow disease to kill me?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hey. Good news, everybody. Now that I’m no longer with Amy, I have an extra ticket to the annual Thanksgiving lunch buffet at the aquarium cafeteria. Who wants it? Well, you realize you won’t be going alone, I’ll be there the whole time. Providing fish and pilgrim facts. Can you people hear me?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, we’re having everyone over." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, since you put it that way, I’d love to go, but that sounds even more awful." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’d actually be nice to not hear Sheldon complain about my cooking all day." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Uh, excuse me, but every year you prepare a terrible meal and every year I criticize it. Do our traditions mean nothing to you?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I want to go." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, this is very pleasant." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m glad you’re enjoying yourself." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "And you said there’d never be enough pasta for the three of us." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I stand corrected." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "The cultural paradigm in which people have sex after three dates." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I see. Now, are we talking date, the social interaction, or date, the dried fruit?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Never mind, what’s your announcement?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What are you doing?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I have a craving for white asparagus that apparently is destined to go unsatisfied." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Excuse me. What the hell is wrong with you?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m helping you with Stephanie." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "By making constipated moose sounds?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Clarify something for me. Isn’t the point of a communal meal the exchange of ideas and opinions? An opportunity to consider important issues of the day?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It is. You just kind of put a damper on things when you said, the next person I see talking with food in their mouth will be put to death." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, we could argue about who said what all night long, but to set things back on course, I will propose a new topic of conversation." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Great." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, sure. And while we’re at it, why don’t we put our hands behind our backs, have an old-fashioned eating contest?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Relax, it’ll be fine, sit down, you guys." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yeah, Milk Duds, with their self-deprecating name and remarkably mild flavour, are the most apologetic of the boxed candies." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I got a better idea. We’re all responsible. I say we all go. Come on, who’s with me? Free comic books to anyone who comes with me. I might get punched. You really want to miss that?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s actually ho, ho, ho, but you’ll get the hang of it. Thought it’d be fun to make a quest with a holiday theme." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Fun? Mixing Dungeons and Dragons with Christmas is like making a sandwich of grape jelly, the best-tasting jelly, and petroleum jelly, the worst-tasting jelly." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, here we go. You find yourselves in the smoking remains of Santa’s village. Clearly, a great battle has taken place." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Here’s your cocoa." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, half and half instead of whole milk?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Heated to precisely 183 degrees?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Seven little marshmallows, no more no less?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You got one for good luck. (Knock on door) I’ll get it." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What are you drinking there? A little eggnog?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes. What, is there a problem?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, it’s nice to see you enjoying a holiday beverage. Pretty Christmassy." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Since when is eggnog a Christmas drink? Eggs are available all year ’round. I’ve been known to enjoy this poolside." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Come on, Sheldon. You know all the Christmas stories, and the carols, you’ve got an eggnog moustache going on there. Just admit it. You’re getting a little Yuletide spirit." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What colour would you like to be?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, I’d like to be green, but you know you always take it." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That’s not true. Any colour’s fine with me. Yeah, I could be a-a combination of blue and yellow." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Blue and yellow make green." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, here’s another one. I wish that the apple pancake mix was on the top shelf because it starts with an A, but I don’t put it there because I don’t want you breaking one of your little legs when you’re supposed to be making my breakfast." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Is it my turn to talk about the compromises I make?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I wasn’t done, but go ahead. He said, compromising." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Because of you, I’m not allowed to adjust the temperature in my own home. I’m not allowed to whistle. I don’t wear shoes that might squeak." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "So, why is it no longer a specialty? Did the chef lose confidence in the dish or himself? And look over here, shrimp in mobster sauce. What is mobster sauce?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s obviously a typo." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Too bad. It seems like a good way to drink a milk shake without getting brain freeze." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, hey." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Interesting. The world’s most boring liquid and the world’s most boring vegetable, but you put ’em together and bleugh." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You know, the more I think about it, the mobster sauce couldn’t possibly contain chunks of mobster." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "And why is that?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It was listed under seafood." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What if they were mobsters who slept with the fishes?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Turkey and roast beef with swiss and lettuce on wholewheat. It’s the right ingredients but in the wrong order. In a proper sandwich the cheese is adjacent to the bread to create a moisture barrier against the lettuce. They might as well have dragged this thing through a car wash." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t believe it." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I know, it’s basic culinary science." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Some guy is auctioning off a miniature time machine prop from the original film and no-one is bidding on it." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Don’t be ridiculous. What would I do with corn?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So roller skating, should we all grab a bite to eat first?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right, one bacon cheeseburger, breaking two Jewish dietary restrictions simultaneously, kudos. Beer-battered fish and chips. Now, here’s your tartar sauce. I also brought you salsa. It’s a little unconventional, but I think you’ll like it. It’s zingy. And for you, Factory Burrito Grande, no cheese, no sour cream, no ugly consequences from your lactose intolerance. Bon appétit." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hang on. Black beans, not pinto beans?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Double guacamole?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hell, no!" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Excuse me, can I interject something. I’m ordering pizza online, is everyone okay with pepperoni?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, can I talk to you in private?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I guess. Don’t worry, I was going to order you cheeseless." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Thank you." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hello, Mrs. Latham. Yes, I live with him. I don’t, I, I really don’t know why. Tonight? Sure, that’d be great. Okay, I’ll, I’ll see you then. Bye. She wants to have dinner and talk about my research." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "An entire dinner to talk about your research? Where you going, the drive-thru at Jack in the Box?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, wherever we’re going, she’s sending a car to pick me up." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Okay, I see what’s happening." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I won’t be too late. I’m just gonna make a final pitch for the funding and then say good night." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hold on, I have something for you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What’s this?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Just a few things you may need tonight. There’s, uh, baby oil, condoms and, uh, a little something I procured from the school of pharmacology. They say it is to Viagra as Viagra is to a green M&M." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I am not going to have sex with her." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, I need to talk to you." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right, my friend. Would you like some cholermus?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Some what?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Cholermus. It’s a traditional Swiss breakfast dish. I’m preparing my gastrointestinal system for the exotic cuisine of Switzerland." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’re not going to Switzerland!" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, but I am. Didn’t Penny tell you the good news?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "She told me that you went behind my back to guilt her into letting you go instead of her." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Some what?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Cholermus. It’s a traditional Swiss breakfast dish. I’m preparing my gastrointestinal system for the exotic cuisine of Switzerland." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’re not going to Switzerland!" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, but I am. Didn’t Penny tell you the good news?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "She told me that you went behind my back to guilt her into letting you go instead of her." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes, that good news." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, forget it. I was the one who was invited, I get to decide who goes with me, and it’s Penny, not you!" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "More?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m afraid so. You know the cashew chicken I get you Monday nights?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes. From Szechuan Palace." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Szechuan Palace closed two years ago." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What? Wh-Where did my cashew chicken come from?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Golden Dragon." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No. No, this isn’t right. Our food always comes in Szechuan Palace containers." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, well, before they went out of business, I bought 4,000 containers. I keep them in the trunk of my car." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes. From Szechuan Palace." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Szechuan Palace closed two years ago." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What? Wh-Where did my cashew chicken come from?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Golden Dragon." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No. No, this isn’t right. Our food always comes in Szechuan Palace containers." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, well, before they went out of business, I bought 4,000 containers. I keep them in the trunk of my car." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "But. Oh, this changes everything." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I thought that might take his mind off the cushion." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "These shrimp are all the same size. There’s no the logical order to eat them in." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Can’t be very long." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t know what to tell you, Sheldon. I’m going to see Priya. Everyone’s over there. You coming or not?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, no, sir, and do you know why? In a word, tradition. Every Thursday night for the last eight years, you and I and our friends have gathered here in this very spot to break bread covered with cheese and sauce, discuss the issues of the day, and yes, share a laugh or two. But I guess our rich heritage means nothing to you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I guess you’re right. See you later." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, no, sir, and do you know why? In a word, tradition. Every Thursday night for the last eight years, you and I and our friends have gathered here in this very spot to break bread covered with cheese and sauce, discuss the issues of the day, and yes, share a laugh or two. But I guess our rich heritage means nothing to you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I guess you’re right. See you later." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Wait! Leonard! Wait! What am I going to do for dinner?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Come with me to Raj’s and eat there." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Wait! Leonard! Wait! What am I going to do for dinner?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Come with me to Raj’s and eat there." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I can’t do that. What if he serves haggis and blood pudding?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I really doubt that’s what he’ll serve." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "But what if he does? I’ll be obliged to dine on liver and lungs stuffed in a sheep’s stomach. And frankly, blood pudding is essentially the same thing. I don’t know why he’s serving both." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What do you want to do? You want to come with me, or do you want to sit here alone?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I really doubt that’s what he’ll serve." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "But what if he does? I’ll be obliged to dine on liver and lungs stuffed in a sheep’s stomach. And frankly, blood pudding is essentially the same thing. I don’t know why he’s serving both." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What do you want to do? You want to come with me, or do you want to sit here alone?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, I’ll go to your haggis party. But I’m telling you, this is adness. This is utter and coplete adness." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, dear!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, I’ll go to your haggis party. But I’m telling you, this is adness. This is utter and coplete adness." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, dear!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Raj’s television. I just realized we’re about to spend an evening watching a plasma screen with a cluster of dead pixels in the upper left-hand corner." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So don’t watch TV. Read a book." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "And be a social pariah? Oh, you know that’s not my style." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Ugh!" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "The audible sigh is a show of exasperation, right?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Right." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "My apologies Leonard, I’m only as good as my teacher." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why are you learning Chinese?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I believe the Szechuan Palace has been passing off orange chicken as tangerine chicken and I intend to confront them." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "If I were you, I’d be more concerned by what they’re passing off as chicken." } ]