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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh! No, she’s right, I don’t need to know what you were doing. Carry on. (Starts to climb back out of window)" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What are you doing? Use the door." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Good thinking. Perhaps I’ll check the perimeter and make some warm milk." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Great, you do that." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Would you like me to bring you some warm milk?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m lactose intolerant." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I am moving on. I’m going to be a Bozite." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "They call themselves Bozites?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Now, today’s episode of Fun with Flags is not fun, but it is important. Flags: you gotta know how to hold ’em, you gotta know how to fold ’em. Let’s start by identifying the parts of our flag. This edge is the hoist, and it’s used to…" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Excuse me, sorry, excuse me." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Cut. Did you not see we are rolling?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sorry. I’m having dinner with Penny. I have to get out of here." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Don’t waste my time." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You get that these are personalised action figures." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right, that’s it. Who Con, you’re out." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, bug report taken. Next time I will have a better plan for our evening’s activity." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Alright, I think we’re going to need some ground rules, in addition to the expected no shoes in the time machine and no eating in the time machine, I propose that we add pants must be worn at all times in the time machine." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Seconded." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I came to tell you I’ve got the answer." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Really? You figured out the graphene problem?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We owe you an apology." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, it’s fine. You needed a suitcase, I wasn’t home, you borrowed a suitcase." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That was six years ago. I’m talking about tonight." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "If any of you are looking for something to do on Valentine’s Day, Amy and I’ll be streaming our first-ever live episode of Fun With Flags. You’re welcome to join us as we celebrate the timeless love affair between wind and flapping fabric." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Penny and I have dinner reservations that night, but any other time, no." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You know what, I’m so tired I can’t even think straight. I’m going home. Will one of you guys give this nutbag a ride back later?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You can’t go home. You have to take me to the dentist at four o’clock." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, can’t you take the bus to the dentist?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m not ignoring my sister. I’m ignoring all of you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I brought snacks." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "‘Sup?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, did you ever make it to the dentist?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Not necessary. No. I found a service that’ll send a van to your house for a teeth cleaning. Mostly they cater to dogs, but the fellow on the phone seemed to have an open mind." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "All right, Sheldon, if you need me to take you to the dentist, I will take you to the dentist." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Power failure. Implementing power-failure protocol." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What happened to all your glow-in-the-dark-emergency-exit stuff you had painted on the floor?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, that was wildly carcinogenic. Anyway, it’s too bad you’re no longer entitled to the full benefits of my friendship, because I happen to be extremely prepared for such an emergency. Please try not to see anything by this light. It’s not for you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s just a blackout, I’m sure the power will be back on soon." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I said to myself, I think I can, I think I can. And then I couldn’t, so I paid two men who promised not to come rob us later." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, look, Sheldon, the Colonel wants us to make the guidance system smaller, and we can’t do it without you." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes, that good news." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, forget it. I was the one who was invited, I get to decide who goes with me, and it’s Penny, not you!" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Howard, could you lower the lights? I have a short PowerPoint presentation." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t need to see your presentation. This discussion is over!" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That’s a somewhat ambiguous response. Am I going or not?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, at this point, I would go by myself before I would take you." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Really?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, really." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Howard, could you lower the lights? I have a short PowerPoint presentation." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t need to see your presentation. This discussion is over!" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That’s a somewhat ambiguous response. Am I going or not?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, at this point, I would go by myself before I would take you." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Really?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, really." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well then, you leave me no alternative. From this moment forward, we can be roommates, but we will no longer be friends." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m sorry you feel that way." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What’s going on?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, nothing’s going on. Excuse me." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Are you just getting home?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No one is running anywhere. We’re not getting a dining room table." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I know you don’t like change, but it’s not a terrible idea." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s slowing down." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Dig deep, like when we bet you couldn’t fit into Howard’s pants." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "He’s not gonna make it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes, he is." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Can’t we make a one-time exception for tonight?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "We could. We could also stop using the letter M, but I think that idea is isguided and oronic." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Just come with me to Raj’s." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, I don’t want to go to a party." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s not a party. It’s the same group of people who hang out here, hanging out over there." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m sorry, but five people eating and chatting is a party." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "How come it’s not a party when we do it here?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Just come with me to Raj’s." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, I don’t want to go to a party." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s not a party. It’s the same group of people who hang out here, hanging out over there." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m sorry, but five people eating and chatting is a party." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "How come it’s not a party when we do it here?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Because we don’t throw parties." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t know what to tell you, Sheldon. I’m going to see Priya. Everyone’s over there. You coming or not?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So you’ll send him an e-mail when we get back." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Then I won’t get to see his face light up as he reads it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Right. Of course." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, this is an unmitigated disaster." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, there’s nothing you can do about it, so relax, sit back, enjoy the clickety-clack of the steel wheels on the polished rails." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You forgot your flash drive, You forgot your flash drive (repeated over and over in time to the sound of the train)" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Only ten hours, 55 minutes to go." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What’s up? I’ll tell you what’s up. I’m in a crisis situation, and I need you to marshal your powers of concentration, limited as they may be…" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Give me the phone. Hi, Penny. It’s Leonard." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m sorry. That I asked." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right, let’s get this stupid play over with." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, hang on. Empty your pockets." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Why?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You know why. The Nintendo DS. And the PSP. Now the Gameboy." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Aw, for Pete’s sake. Can we go now?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, is that all of it? (Pulls a Rubik’s cube from his pants.) Just set it down." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Despite my deep love of chess, lasers and aerosol disinfectant, I must forfeit." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "– Because it’s almost eleven o’clock." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Come on, Mother, you know why I can’t accept the award. With all due respect, I don’t think praying will help. No, I have not heard the song, Jesus, Take the Wheel. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you don’t need to start singing it. Yes, I’ll buy it on the iTunes, Mother. Good-bye, Mother. (Enters apartment. The others are sitting as if waiting for him.) Hello." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sit down, we want to talk to you." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It sounds like a, uh, contract might be in order." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sure, we could write something up." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, please, everyone knows what’s going to happen. But I see your point." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I think this could be good for you. Maybe it’s time for you to shake things up a bit." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You’re right. I should embrace the chaos." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Great. What are you going to do first?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I don’t know. I could do anything. All bets are off. The world is my oyster. I got it. I’m going to put on my Tuesday pyjamas tonight." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I got to tell you, I’m a little worried about him." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yeah, that, too. And scoot over. Part of your shadow’s on my spot." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Howard, what do you think?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Okay, thanks. Just throw it out. Speaking of occupants, I’m given to understand Raj will be moving into my old room." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, for a little while." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, no, the new ones, they’re here." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Stay calm, we don’t know anything about them yet. What are you doing?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m checking for musical instruments. Does that sound like castanets to you?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "The box says kitchen." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right, we’ve defeated the first challenge. Now we must steel ourselves to face the monster who defends the gate." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We’re trying to get past a security guard, not rescue Zelda." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I think what really needs to be rescued is your sense of whimsy, but one quest at a time. So what’s the plan?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, I’m just gonna be honest with the guy." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Honesty will never get us in." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, what’s your plan?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Do you think they’re gonna call the police?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t know. Maybe they’ll call Imperial Officers to take us to a holding cell on the Death Star." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, I think that’s below the pay grade of an Imperial Officer. Stormtroopers are really the ones who…" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, shut up." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m sure she’ll still love him." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I wouldn’t." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, what do you want to do?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I want to leave." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What’s the protocol for leaving?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t know, I’ve never reneged on a proffer of sperm before." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Let’s try just walking out." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yeah, I hate wedding receptions. I wish the bride and groom would take a cue from Bilbo Baggins, slip on the ring, disappear and everyone goes home." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Mmm, you liked Professor Guyster’s wedding." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Last night was Wednesday. Wednesday is comic book night. Tonight, we’ll be going on Thursday, because it’s Anything Can Happen Thursday." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Way to think outside but pressed right up against the box, Sheldon." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What’s going on? How’d I get here?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t know, we came home from work and we found you." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Get her out of here." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Come on, I’ll help you pick something." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Excuse me, I’m thirsty, so I’m going to go to the refrigerator and get myself a refreshing beverage." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You know what? I’ll just spend the evening alone." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m ready to go." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Anything you’d like to say to him?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, where you been?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I told you, walking." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "For an hour and a half?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I got lost." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "How could you get lost? Your phone has GPS." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s all right. I’ll see it again with you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "And I have food here. You said you were going to call." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What are you doing in there? She can’t be in here." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We were in here first, you can’t be in here." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "When I’ve seen two consecutive negative throat cultures spaced 12 hours apart. You know the drill. All right, if you’ll excuse me, I am off to start a prophylactic course of antibiotics." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I can’t believe he’s friends with Elizabeth Plimpton." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hmm, what can we do that’s fun?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What can we do that’s different?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Your attendance implies it’s not." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I like a party as much as the next man, as long as the next man doesn’t like a party. Oh, by the way, don’t forget, tomorrow is our quarterly roommate agreement meeting." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, Sheldon, we don’t need a meeting every three months." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hmm? Well, it sounds like the kind of thing one would bring up at a quarterly roommate agreement meeting. Lucky for you it’s tomorrow." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, you know what? I’m not going." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You have fun. I will not be attending." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, fine. We don’t have to have a roommate agreement meeting if you don’t want to." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Thank you." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Of course, it will require a vote. Unfortunately, my official gavel is in my bedroom, but luckily, I have my travel gavel." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’re being ridiculous." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, fine. We don’t have to have a roommate agreement meeting if you don’t want to." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Thank you." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Of course, it will require a vote. Unfortunately, my official gavel is in my bedroom, but luckily, I have my travel gavel." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’re being ridiculous." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "There’s a motion on the floor, I’m ridiculous. Do we have a second? Hmm? Hmm? There is no second. The motion is denied. Next time, make sure you have the votes first. That was embarrassing." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Can you please talk to him?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "And I’d think you’d understand why I’m annoyed." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All this could be avoided if you’d just come to the meeting." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t want to." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, it’s just a meeting. One simple meeting." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Stop saying meeting." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Excuse me, I’m going to relieve myself." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "How do you take your coffee?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Bah, you didn’t say building on. You’re out." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s not Simon Says." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Okay, one second." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, why are you jumping up and down?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Where is he?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "The third floor landing. The poor old guy’s been walking up the stairs for half an hour. It’s really you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Mr. Jeffries, I am so sorry. We should’ve told you about the broken elevator." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, Penny, um, since you’re already gonna be at the airport, do I need to go?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Why don’t you want to get your mother from the airport?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, I can do without the 40-minute car ride where she criticizes every aspect of my life." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You know, right now, at the back of this line, there’s a movie fan like you who’s not going to get in, because this person simply doesn’t care. Yeah, well, 61 years ago, there was another person at the back of the line and her name was Rosa Parks." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, you may have to pretend you’re black to get us out of here." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You’re really going without me?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s not a big deal. Go shopping with Amy, and we’ll save a spot in line for you." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You don’t have the authority to save places in the line. If I do that, I’ll be cutting." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "People do it all the time." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I can’t bring the nitrogen tank down." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why not?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right, let me restate that. It’s very heavy, and I don’t want to." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’ll help you." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Thank you. Can we just talk about something else?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, what’s going on with you guys?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What if every person in front of us let someone cut?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We’d still get in." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What if each of those people let someone cut?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Still get in." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "But then each of those people let someone cut?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We’d still get in, but first I’d hit you over the head with his stick chair." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Excuse me." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, please don’t." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, no. It’s not cool. If there were reserved seating, and we all had tickets, that would be fine. But this line is first-come, first-served. Not show up tardy and nevertheless be first served. Right here." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, good. You’re here. I need your assistance." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Can it wait until I put a Band-Aid on a goat bite?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, now, what you want to do first is turn on the ignition and shift into drive." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I haven’t fastened my seat belt yet." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, fasten your seat belt." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Click. Now, are there air bags?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You don’t need air bags." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Dancing?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, I don’t know, Penny…" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "The thing is, we’re not…." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We’re really more…." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "But thanks, thanks for thinking of us." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m confused. If there’s no costume parade, what are we doing here?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We’re socialising. Meeting new people." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "If we’re all through playing mock the flawed technology, can we get on with Halo night, we were supposed to start at eight, it is now 8:06." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So? We’ll start now." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s up to you, crazy person’s choice." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well first, we don’t have house guests, frankly if I could afford the rent I’d ask you to leave." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Your friendship means a lot to me as well, what else?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, our earthquake supplies, we have a two day, two man kit." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "So, if there is an earthquake and the three of us are trapped here, we could be out of food by tomorrow afternoon." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m sorry, are you suggesting that if we let Penny stay we might succumb to cannibalism?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes. If you use my toothbrush I’ll jump out that window. Please don’t come to my funeral. Have a good night." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sorry about that." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Sorry I’m late." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What happened?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You hit me. You saw him, he hit me." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You were trying to blow up my head." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "So it was working." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It wasn’t, it was not, you are a nutcase." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh we’ll see about that (tries again), heads up you people in the front row, this is a splash zone." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Stop, stop it, quit it. (The start to fight.)" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Aw. That’s exactly what you said the first time we slept together. (Phone) Oh, excuse me. Sheldon. Hey." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Leonard, have you gotten married yet?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No. Why?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Good. Don’t do it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why not?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Some important new information has come to light. Women are the worst. I thought it was paper cuts, but I was wrong. No piece of paper ever cut me this deep." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What happened now?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Amy has ended our relationship." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, no. Seriously?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, I was thinking put your head out the window like a dog, but that’ll work. Please? This’ll be quick. Leonard? As soon as we get home, I want to have coitus with Amy. Okay, she can’t hear. The reason I called you is because I didn’t want Amy to know I couldn’t make it on my own." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What’s the big deal?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, of course it’s no big deal to you. You idolize me, and nothing could ever knock me off that pedestal you put me on." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, yeah, it’s true. You, you are a god to me." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Um, let me just have some coffee first, and then I’ll have the strength to tell you how much I won’t be doing that. (Phone rings) Hello?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hello, Leonard." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, buddy. Good to hear your voice." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Uh, I’m in Kingman, Arizona, and, uh, I need you to come pick me up." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’d love to. I’m just about to do yoga with Penny." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Leonard, I’m at the police station. I was robbed. They took my phone, my wallet, my iPad, everything." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, my God, are you okay?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Uh, I’m in Kingman, Arizona, and, uh, I need you to come pick me up." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’d love to. I’m just about to do yoga with Penny." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Leonard, I’m at the police station. I was robbed. They took my phone, my wallet, my iPad, everything." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, my God, are you okay?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, I’m not okay. Uh, I’m wearing borrowed pants, I don’t have I.D., and one of the officers here won’t stop calling me chicken legs." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay. Uh, I’ll, I’ll come get you. What’s the address?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Do we really have to wear this camouflage crap to play paintball?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Who said that? Leonard, I can hear your voice, but I can’t see you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m not in the mood, Sheldon." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, there you are. Leonard, I know you’re upset about recent events, and I have someone here to help. (Showing laptop screen)" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t want to talk to Amy." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What? But he’s a mediocre academic. And according to Beverley, his sexual prowess is sub-par. He’s basically Leonard with a bigger prostate." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Are you saying that my dad’s not good enough for your mom?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes, while also getting in a solid dig at you. Pretty efficient, huh?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "This is ridiculous. I’m going across the hall." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "But why should you get to go and leave me here with your bickering parents?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Fine, then you go." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, yes, Priya. Leonard, you know I make a point of never interfering in your personal affairs." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes, I’ve always admired that about you." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "As well you should. But I’m going to make an exception here." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, good." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Priya has moved back to India to pursue her law career. Instead of desperately trying to keep this intercontinental relationship alive, you could use that time to take up a hobby." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "A hobby?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I actually have used those exact words before. In that order." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, Leonard, I think it’s high time you and I address the tweepadock in the room." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "The what?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "If the word is pee-pee, just do it." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Leonard, you are my friend. And friends support their friends, apparently. So I am withdrawing my objection to your desire to have a relationship with Leslie." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Thank you." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Leonard? Maybe you’d like to go with them to meet girls." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why would I be interested? I have Penny." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yeah, for now. But that woman has a death wish, Leonard. She talks to strangers, she pets unfamiliar dogs, and it is ridiculously easy to break into her apartment. If I were you, I’d get a back-up." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You can’t just replace someone you care about with some other random person." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Why? We won. You know, I say, next, we take on Koothrappali and his dog. Really give ourselves a challenge." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I just want to say one more thing about this. Just because Penny and I are very different people does not mean that we’re a bad couple." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "The answer is one simple test away. Hmm? You know, it’s like when I thought there was a possum in my closet. Did I sit around wondering? No, I sent Leonard in with a pointy stick and a bag." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I killed his Chewbacca slippers." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Leonard, can I ask you a question?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Is it about the rotational symmetries you should be figuring out or your fake caffeine problem?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, Leonard. Now, how can you not get that?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "In what universe is that a present?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Come on, Leonard, I am spoon-feeding this to you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t know, uh, Casper the alcoholic ghost?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, I wish I could, but I realized I’ve become too emotionally vulnerable, so, like an operating system, I’m restoring my life to the last stable version, which was in 2003, the day before I met Leonard." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You heard him, no." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, now, we can’t let him lose money, Leonard. I’m so sorry." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Two ten and you throw in the Iron Man helmet." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Did you know that, Leonard?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, I’m not gonna try to pick up a woman in a bar." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Wise decision. You see, Amy, success at a bar is based on classic male attributes such as height, strength, attractiveness, the ability to hold one’s liquor and throw darts, separately or together. Leonard has none of these attributes, right, Leonard?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Right." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "All right, Sheldon, we’re going to Wil’s. This is your last chance." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, Leonard, this is your last chance. One day, a historian is going to come to you and say, is it true you were friends with Dr. Sheldon Cooper? And you’re going to have to choke back a hot sob of regret and humiliation as you mumble, I was, but I chose to go to a party thrown by the one kid from Stand By Me that no one remembers." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You want to drive?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Leonard’s right. We can’t just jump ahead. We have to watch the whole movie." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Look. We keep procrastinating. We saw Back to the Future II, pigeons playing ping-pong, a bunch of countries that look like genitals and one guy whose genitals look like Denmark." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Wolowitz is trying to outflank us. Let out some string, add altitude and I’ll go under and cut his line." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why wouldn’t Penny want her friends to meet me?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Focus, Leonard, focus! The heat of battle is upon us, the dogs of war are unleashed." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Maybe Koothrappali’s right, maybe I embarrass her." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You’re embarrassing me right now, a grown man worrying about such nonsense when in the middle of flying kites." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sorry." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "If the past is any indication, no." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Leonard, I’m trapped in quicksand, the axe is dragging me down." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Drop axe." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Drop axe. Brilliant." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Give me a minute. Sheldon," }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hold on. I have to figure out how to get the bucket, so I can carry the mud past the dragon." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, you need to work in the morning." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I know." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well then, bed mister." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Me. Sorry, Leonard." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Seriously? You’re not coming?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You heard her. How can I argue with me?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, well, once again, you guys have a good… whatever this is." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "So Leonard, how goes the mimesis?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Mimesis?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You know. Mimesis. An action in which the mimic takes on the properties of a specific object or organism. Mimesis." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What the hell are you talking about?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m attempting to communicate with you without my meaning becoming apparent to those around you. Let me try again. Have the indigenous fauna accepted you as one of their own? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, I guess so." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Come on, Leonard, if you roll a six, Penny dies horribly in a nuclear meltdown. See what I mean when I say the fun is real?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hang on. Some guy is going to be sleeping on your couch?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Leonard, she’s in my spot." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, yeah. Uh, see, here’s the thing, after you leave, I still have to live with him." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Leonard doesn’t have time to chat, he has to get the mail." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Will you relax? I’ll get it in a minute. Hey, how was work?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Open the mail!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Excuse me. (Sheldon holds fingers in ears) A couple of circulars, nothing important." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m sorry, Dr. Jeffries, I’m just excited. This nano vacuum tube idea of yours is, it’s really interesting." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hello, Leonard. Oh, hello, Arthur. What an odd coincidence that you’re both here." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why is it odd?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Leonard?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "jlyajbe’. DaH nep’a’ Penny? (I don’t understand, is Penny lying?)" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "jISovbe’ (I don’t know.)" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Gentlemen, please, this is a significant decision. Now, do Amy and I continue living together? Or do I move back in with Leonard?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Over my assless chaps you will." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why? Because I got an ugly, itchy sweater, and my brother got a car? No, I was her favorite." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I seem to be a few tickets short. Are there more in the box?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hmm, I think I got them all. Nope, they’re not in there." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, you barely looked. Let me see." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, no, no, I, I looked, and there’s, there’s, there’s no more tickets." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Leonard, let me look in the box." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, okay. I’m gonna show you what’s in the box. But just promise not to flip out." } ]