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[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "But what if Man-Man dressed as a bat?" }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Well, that’s just Batman." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, if a man dresses as a bat, that’s Batman, but if Man-Man dresses as a bat, that’s Batman-Man." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Well, I’m very happy for you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, we’re all having dinner tonight. Why don’t the two of you join us?" } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "I can’t compete with that. Bye." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Should we give them their privacy?" } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "So she’s gonna be laid up for at least six weeks." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Poor Mrs. Wolowitz." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "You know what? That may be it. By the way, it isn’t like riding a bike. Like, I fell off a few times." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, buddy." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "The bastard teleported." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "He’s selling the Sword of Azeroth on ebay." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You betrayed us for money, who are you?" } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "I didn’t want to make this one." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Look on the bright side, she might turn out to be a nice, beautiful girl." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Then I believe that God created the world in six days, and on the seventh he made you to annoy me." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Hey, guys." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Hey." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, where’s Bernadette?" } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Hey." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hi, Howard. Howard?" } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Hey, bud." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Ready to play when you are." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Who forgot to crack the window?" }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Hello." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What do you mean? It’s new comic book night." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Yeah, but since you and Penny finally hooked up, we thought you two would be having bouncy naked yum-yum night." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "There’s more to life than sex, Raj." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You talk to Howard lately?" }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Uh, yeah, last night. He kept making me drop pencils for him. I got uncomfortable. (Entering Sheldon’s office) Hey, Sheldon, hope you’re hungry, they’re serving macaroni and… (spots Ms Jenson) che-ee-ee-ese." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Smooth. Hi." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Are you gonna eat that whole pie?" }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Maybe. Why not? Who do I have in my life to watch my figure for?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, God, did you watch Bridget Jones again?" }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "No, it’s just that everybody’s got someone. Sheldon’s with Amy, Howard’s getting married, you’re dating my sister." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Now that Howard’s getting married, maybe he’ll inflate one of his old girlfriends for you." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "How come you’re not shopping with Amy and Bernadette?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Let me guess, you think the whole idea is lame?" } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Good for Sheldon deciding to stay with Amy on her birthday." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I know. It’s still gonna be weird to see the movie without him." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You want to prepare him? Install a bladder and a pair of shorts so he can wet himself." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Excuse me, but how are we going to make any modifications without Wolowitz? Have you heard from Penny yet?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Not yet." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What are you talking about?" }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Did you forget what Penny did to you? It took you two years and defiling my sister to turn that frown upside down." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I didn’t defile your sister, we had a relationship." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Now that Sheldon’s across the hall, have you decided what you’re doing with his old room?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I was thinking maybe a library or a gaming room." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Hey, since Sheldon’s not going to Comic-Con, maybe we could find a cool trio to dress up as." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Mmm, what if we go as The Fantastic Four, and just tell people that the Invisible Girl is standing there with us." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Okay, so, I’m on a Comic-Con message board, and there’s a post from a guy where he says he got caught using someone else’s badge, and Sheldon was right, he did get charged with petty theft. Guys, if I go to jail dressed as the Human Torch, that might send the wrong message." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Maybe this isn’t a good idea." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "I’d like to propose a toast to our friend, Howard, his, um, his big heart, his beautiful soul…" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "And his tight little pants that somehow did not make him sterile." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Can we please change the subject." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Sure. Tell us again how you screwed up and got Penny back together with her old boyfriend." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Just roll the dice." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Nope. Gates gave a speech at the university. Sheldon went up to him afterwards and said, maybe if you weren’t so distracted by sick children in Africa, you could have put a little more thought into Windows Vista.”" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Bam. Right in the nose. Made me proud to own a PC." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "I’d like to propose a toast to a rare and wonderful Sheldon-free evening." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hear, hear." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, the ancient Romans put spiced toast in their punch bowls." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Sheldon tells it better." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "He kind of does." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Okay, okay, guys, new back stories. Uh, Penny and Leonard, you two lovebirds are super successful and living in New York. Uh, you’re an actress, you’re a professor and you have three beautiful kids." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Great." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "No, no, Penny, don’t dismiss his feelings." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Thank you. I just feel…" }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Hang on, I’m not saying that his feelings aren’t crazy. I just don’t want him to think that this isn’t a safe place." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, to be truthful…" } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Maybe he’s having a lover’s spat with Penny." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, there was no spat." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Guys, have you seen Stuart all up in Penny’s business over there?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Nobody’s up in anybody’s business, let’s just buy our stuff and go." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Is it me, or was that Sheldon’s way of saying Vegas baby!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’ve never been there, have you?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Or nobody calls anyone." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Interesting. Penny’s current suitor asking advice from her former suitor." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You know, thanks for closed-captioning my pain, Raj." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "What do you mean, a show?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, you know, the way I took my clothes off." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Like, to music?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’d look pretty stupid if there was no music." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "So you’d do a striptease?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I wasn’t swinging around a pole." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Good, good." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "There was one time I put body glitter on." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Well, I don’t think you have to worry about Penny telling my sister that." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, she wouldn’t." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Your big problem is me telling her." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You really are a mean little man." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Come on, Sheldon. Amy’s only gone for a few months. And now that I’m moving out, your old room is empty, so you can stay there whenever you want." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, could I talk to you in the hall for a sec?" }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Yeah, sure." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, you’re being silly." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "It was a tutorial. And yes, I’m happy to keep Sheldon company." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Great. Tonight he wants to look at ladders at Home Depot." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Oh, why does he need a ladder?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "He doesn’t; he just likes looking at them. Bring a book." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Penny is wearing the worst Catwoman costume I have ever seen, and that includes Halle Berry’s." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "She’s not Catwoman, she’s just a generic cat." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Is there another Penny here? I had such plans. I had dreams. I was going to be the Indira Gandhi of particle astro-physics. But with a penis, of course." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s amazing." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Best time of my life." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Isn’t it five thirty in the morning there?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Is it? Hey, everybody, it’s five thirty in the morning!" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Okay, my turn. Let me talk to him." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Go ahead." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Excuse me. I didn’t authorize this." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, you are not in charge." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "The big deal is I was expecting us to be an intimate group of five. Now, we’re going to be a faceless mass of six." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’ll be fine. Just, uh, pretend he’s Wolowitz." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I don’t understand why I can’t talk at this meeting." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "‘Cause when you talk, it enrages people." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Okay. Quick question. Am I allowed to exchange pleasantries upon meeting this colonel?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Am I allowed to inform him that Colonel Sanders was never actually in the military?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m getting enraged." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, I’d hardly call this kidnapping. Where’s the blindfold? Where’s the duct tape? Where’s the part where you call me and demand ransom and I try to keep you on the phone, but you hang up seconds before I can trace it and then I say I’m getting too old for this crud?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "When do we leave?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, listen to them. Not even married and the honeymoon’s over." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Whatever. You can’t even go on a date without checking your relationship agreement." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That’s not helpful. It’s fun to think about, but it’s not helpful. Hey, Sheldon, we are on a serious time crunch. We can’t do this without you. Can you please pull it together?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m sorry. Yes, of course." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Thank you." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Interesting. If my official residence were across the hall, I wonder if I’d need to knock every time I came over here." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That’s a good question. Maybe just don’t come over." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, it’s not like I’m never going to see you two again. Which brings us to article 23 subsection C, please check here to reserve your spot at the ten year roommate reunion." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Do I really have to do that now?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes, but as a store owner, I’ll finally have a good comeback to, You don’t work here, shut up." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, do you know how Penny told Raj he should have left her off his list?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hurry up, find him, find him." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m trying. Don’t yell at me." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "For goodness’ sake, he’s wearing a hat, glasses, and a red striped shirt." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I know what he looks like." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hello, 2003." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, we brought you Thai. Where is everything?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "In my present, it’s in the future. In your present, it’s been crammed in the bedroom by an enterprising young man I met in The Home Depot parking lot." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I know what you’re doing. You’re trying to get attention so we’ll feel bad for you, but it’s not happening." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, what I’m doing is trying to figure out how to live my life now that everyone is leaving me." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Will you knock it off? We’re across the hall." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Nah, I’ll do it tomorrow." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It wouldn’t be the worst thing if we were more active." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Only 8,000? We’re wasting precious time. Buy it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hang on. Can you do any better?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, did you hear that? We’re getting the friends and family discount. We are honoured and we will take it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Slow down. Two hundred." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What are you doing? Two fifty is already the discounted price." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Will you shut up?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Wait. Whoa, whoa. Is placed right?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What do you mean?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Is placed the right tense for something that would have happened in the future of a past that was affected by something from the future?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Had will have placed?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That’s my boy." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, so, it wasn’t until his 21st birthday that Biff had will have placed his first bet and made his millions. That’s when he altered the timeline." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "All right, now, one benefit of quantum coupling…" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Wait, a question, who decides if someone’s gone off topic?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I think it’ll be pretty clear. If not, we’ll take a vote. Oh, and also…" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Ow. We didn’t vote!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We didn’t have to, that was clearly a tangent. Now come on. Back to work. If we’re leaning towards quantum coupling… Aah! Why?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Give me a minute. Sheldon," }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hold on. I have to figure out how to get the bucket, so I can carry the mud past the dragon." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, you need to work in the morning." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I know." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well then, bed mister." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Five more minutes." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Really? You’re going to risk getting sleepy in the middle of your thermodynamic fluctuations seminar? You know what happens when you yawn in public." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Everyone will see my oddly shaped uvula." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You don’t want that, do you?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well then, bed mister." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Five more minutes." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Really? You’re going to risk getting sleepy in the middle of your thermodynamic fluctuations seminar? You know what happens when you yawn in public." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Everyone will see my oddly shaped uvula." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You don’t want that, do you?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No. But it’s a shame our society mocks the differently uvulated. Who was at the door?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, uh, building manager. They have to fix a pipe so the water will be off tomorrow from noon to two." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Ta-da!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Ta-da. It’s short for da-da-da-da!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Kind of busy here, Sheldon." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I know, that’s why I shortened it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What do you want." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I came to go over your alibi for last night." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What alibi?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, yeah, uh, right here." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Wait, hold on, hold on. How do we know that you’re not gonna take the money and drive away?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What ya doing, Skippy?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Perfect. Now we really are in a Mexican standoff. Is this one of those times where I’ve won the battle but lost the war?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Afraid so, Skippy." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I told you we shouldn’t go shopping at night." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "All right, let’s all just calm down. Nobody wants to report anybody." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t know Morse code." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s very simple. This is A (knock knock) this is B (knock knock-knock-knock) this is C…" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, I’m not going to learn Morse code at three o’clock in the morning!" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Don’t come in here, don’t come in here, don’t come in here, don’t (Sheldon enters) Aw! What’s going on?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Shh! Ramona’s sleeping on the couch." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I know. When is she going home?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Never, that’s the problem. I need your help." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What are you talking about?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Don’t come in here, don’t come in here, don’t come in here, don’t (Sheldon enters) Aw! What’s going on?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Shh! Ramona’s sleeping on the couch." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I know. When is she going home?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Never, that’s the problem. I need your help." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What are you talking about?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m invoking the Skynet clause of our friendship agreement." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That only applies if you need me to help you destroy an artificial intelligence you created that’s taking over the Earth." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What are you talking about?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m invoking the Skynet clause of our friendship agreement." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That only applies if you need me to help you destroy an artificial intelligence you created that’s taking over the Earth." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Come on! Don’t nitpick!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Good night." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Shh. All right, I’m invoking our bodysnatchers clause." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "The bodysnatchers clause requires me to help you destroy someone we know who’s been replaced with an alien pod." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Time. Alright Klingons, pencils down." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, I have pokh." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You and I have a standing TV schedule which is the result of extensive debate and compromise. Any alterations except for breaking news have to be pre-approved at the weekly roommate meeting." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Put it on the agenda." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "But you have to make a motion to put it on agenda." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, I’ll make a motion, but you’re not going to like it." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Come on, come on, we’re late." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Calm down, we’ll make the movie." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey. We’re, uh, going to the movies." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, we’re not. We’re standing in the hallway, suffering through an awkward encounter." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hang on. They’re showing a new digital print of Time Bandits, you wouldn’t want to come, would you?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right, invitation pointlessly offered, invitation declined as expected, everyone’s civil, nobody’s fighting. Have a nice evening." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Just give us a minute." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right. But this better not be some elaborate scheme to get me out of my shirt." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "How long have you known Adam?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Of course. Excuse me. This will just take a moment." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "When did we get a wall safe?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "When there was no more room in the floor safe." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "When did we get a floor safe?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "When we got the security camera." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "There’s a security camera?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hello." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, buddy. How you doing?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Better. Did Wil and Adam leave?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Do you think they’re going to put my outburst in the documentary?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, yeah." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Really? Where’s your friend Justin going to sleep?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, where’s he gonna sleep?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You whistled?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What is that?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Raiders of the Lost Ark, with 21 additional seconds. If I can’t see it, no one else can see it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, this is crazy." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No. Crazy was leaving the projection booth unattended." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Listen to me. You are over-tired. You’re not thinking right. Put the movie back before we get into trouble." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What happened?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Howard’s at the Mars Rover lab. He says he’s in trouble. Defcon 5." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Defcon 5? Well, there’s no need to rush." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Defcon 5 means no danger. Defcon 1 is a crisis." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "How can 5 not be worse than 1?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What did he say?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Nice going, Raj, just got him down for his nap." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "We might not get seats?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s fine, it’s fine. Go back to sleep." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, I informed you thusly. I so informed you thusly." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Howard, you talk to him. Howard? You’re peeing, aren’t you?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, Sheldon, what would it take?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m begging both of you, please, let’s go." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay. Come on. Upsy-daisy." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Everything is stupid and I want to go home." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That’s Sheldon’s way of saying he’s proud of Bert, too." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Sorry I’m moving slowly." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, I don’t mind. If you pull a butterscotch out of your pocket, it would be like I’m walking with my grandma." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, no. A plaque? Nobody wants to see this." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, change plaque to mixed-race couple and you are my grandma." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Who leaves their bike in the hallway? You know, if I knew how to ride one, I’d steal it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Ignore him, he’s just cranky because Bert from the geology lab won a big grant." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hi, Stephanie. I’m sorry I’m late, but your companion left the most indecipherable invitation." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What invitation?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "We’re going to the movies. What movie? What theatre? What time? If you were trying to make it impossible to locate you, you couldn’t have done a better job." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, clearly I could have." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Are you really admitting defeat?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I never admit defeat." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Good." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "However, on an unrelated topic, I am never getting out of this bed again." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What if you could make Kripke look even sillier than he made you look?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Because…. uh, Friday, we are attending a symposium on molecular positronium." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I think that’s a week from Tuesday at six." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, it’s this Friday, at eight." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right, fine. Let’s just play." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We should go easy on him. Amy’s out with Stuart tonight." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, I would, but I’m on my way out." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Where?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Thanks for your consideration, now please leave." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’d better go before he starts spraying you with Lysol." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "But if my mom asks, we have bunk beds." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Penny was a struggling actress when we met, and now she’s a successful pharmaceutical rep." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Where were you that’s more important than Wii bowling night?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Actually, I was…" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s a rhetorical question. There is nothing more important than Wii bowling night." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Come on, it’s just a video game. And we suck at it." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, it’s Steel Magnolias 2: Even Steelier." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "The Web site’s frozen. I can’t get in." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, me, too." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What are you doing?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "We’re going to be late. I’m pacing nervously." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’re jogging." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hello." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey. We’re going to the comic book store. You want to come?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, I can’t. I need to make preparations for Amy’s birthday. Which leads me to the following bit of business. This is my ticket to Star Wars. I don’t have to tell you it is worth far more than its face value of fifteen dollars and fifty cents. I trust you’ll give it to someone worthy." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You got it. Well, Penny might want to join us." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Fine. Now that we’re not playing, you can be green." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Thank you." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "And before our next drive to Comic-Con, I need the name of that juice." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, we were on our way to my mother’s house…" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "How did we get in the car?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hold on. How did you get him in the car?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Because the word secretary has fallen into disrepute. FYI, my mother’s birthday is coming up. I’m going to need you to pick up a present." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, we need to stop for a minute." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Leonard, please, we can talk during our break. We have one coming up at midnight. We’ll need snacks." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, you’re not in charge. It’s my idea. I’m in charge." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, we have to call it off." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "We don’t have that option, we’ve accepted the challenge. We can’t run away from a fight." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, please, we’ve spent our whole lives running away from fights. Personally, I can squeeze through a hole in a fence half my size." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, we’re headed out, see you later." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Before you leave, could you test these noise-cancelling headphones?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, sure." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Okay. Go ahead." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hello, can you hear me? Sheldon, I haven’t changed the filter in the water pitcher in two years." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m willing to if you guys are." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Can we please have some privacy?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Y, No. I’m as much a part of this relationship as you two, and I think it’s high time we put all our cards on the table. For example, where is this going? Are you two ever getting married? And, if so, where will we all live? Have you thought about that?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What are you doing? It’s time to go." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m not going to work today. And would you like to know why?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Ah, you’re upset because you spent the whole night working on dark matter and didn’t make a breakthrough, and now you’re worried you made a huge mistake switching fields, and you’re gonna sit around and sulk all day?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Like a big old baby." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Call me if you need anything." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "If you do that, i’ll win in eight moves. I’ll win in five moves. I’ll win in one move." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, no. Good game." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right. I’ll take the first watch and wake you at 0400." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Great. Good night." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Maybe we’re better off. What if we were to get in a car with a crazy person?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Look at us, Sheldon. We’re the crazy people." } ]