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Micheal Bateman
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A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body...
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who will satisfy all sexual demands...
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without being too slutty about things...
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and who will essentially keep her dumb fucking mouth shut.
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Micheal Bateman
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The only girls with good personalities...
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who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented--
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though God knows what the fuck that means-- are ugly chicks.
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Micheal Bateman
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Absolutely. And this is because they have to make up...
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for how fucking unattractive they are.
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Micheal Bateman
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- Do you know what Ed Gein said about women ? - Maitre d' at Canal Bar ?
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Micheal Bateman
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- No, serial killer, Wisconsin, in the 50s. - And what did Ed say ?
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Micheal Bateman
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"When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things.
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"One part of me wants to take her out and talk to her,
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be real nice and sweet and treat her right."
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- And what did the other part of him think ?
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Micheal Bateman
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What her head would look like on a stick.
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Micheal Bateman
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Hi, guys. I wanna get your opinion on something.
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Micheal Bateman
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It's my business card.
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Micheal Bateman
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I decided to get a new one too.
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Micheal Bateman
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Oh, it's--
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Micheal Bateman
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Very nice, Luis.
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Micheal Bateman
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Thank you.
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Micheal Bateman
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Listen, what about dinner ?
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Micheal Bateman
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Is that all you ever have to contribute, Van Patten ? "What about fucking dinner" ?
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Micheal Bateman
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Cheer up there, Bateman. What's the matter ? No shiatsu this morning ?
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Micheal Bateman
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Keep touching me like that, you'll draw back a stump. Hold on there, little buddy.
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Micheal Bateman
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Excuse me.
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Micheal Bateman
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God. Patrick. Why here ?
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Micheal Bateman
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I've seen you looking at me.
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Micheal Bateman
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I've noticed your...
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hot body.
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Micheal Bateman
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Don't be shy.
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Micheal Bateman
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You can't imagine how long I've wanted this--
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Micheal Bateman
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ever since that Christmas party at Arizona 206.
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Micheal Bateman
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You know, the one you were wearing that red-striped paisley Armani tie.
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Micheal Bateman
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I want you. I want you too.
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Micheal Bateman
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Patrick. What is it ?
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Micheal Bateman
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Where are you going ?
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Micheal Bateman
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I've gotta return some video tapes.
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Micheal Bateman
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Patrick !
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Micheal Bateman
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Okay, London the--
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Micheal Bateman
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London, there's, um, a reservation-- Any Paul Allen ?
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Micheal Bateman
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No. A reservation, but-- Kimball !
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Micheal Bateman
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I've been wanting to talk with you. Come into my office.
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Micheal Bateman
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Jean, greatjacket. Matsuta ?
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Micheal Bateman
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Do you remember where you were the night of Paul's disappearance,
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Micheal Bateman
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which was on the 20th of December ?
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Micheal Bateman
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God.
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Micheal Bateman
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I guess I was probably returning video tapes.
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Micheal Bateman
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I had a date with a girl named Veronica.
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Micheal Bateman
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That's not what I've got. What ?
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Micheal Bateman
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That's not the information I've received.
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Micheal Bateman
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Well, I-- Wait.
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Micheal Bateman
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- What information have you received ? - Let me see.
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Micheal Bateman
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Well--
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Micheal Bateman
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You were with-- Well, I could be wrong.
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Micheal Bateman
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When was the last time you were with Paul Allen ?
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Micheal Bateman
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We'd gone to a new musical...
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called Oh, Africa, Brave Africa.
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Micheal Bateman
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It was a laugh riot. That was about it.
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Micheal Bateman
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I think we had dinner at Orso's. No, Peto-- No, Orso's.
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Micheal Bateman
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I hope I've been informative. Long day, a bit scattered.
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Micheal Bateman
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I'm a little spent now too.
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Micheal Bateman
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But how about lunch in a week or so...
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when I've sorted out all this information ?
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Micheal Bateman
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Great. Yes, I'd like that.
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Micheal Bateman
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And if you could try and pin down where you were...
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Micheal Bateman
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the night of Paul Allen's disappearance, it would make my job a lot easier.
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Micheal Bateman
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Absolutely. I'm with you on that one.
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Micheal Bateman
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Huey Lewis and the News.
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Micheal Bateman
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Great stuff. I just bought it on my way here. You heard it ?
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Micheal Bateman
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Never. I mean, I don't really like singers.
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Micheal Bateman
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Not a big music fan, huh ? No, I like music.
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Micheal Bateman
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Just they're-- Huey's too black sounding for me.
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Micheal Bateman
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To each his own.
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Micheal Bateman
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So, lunch next week ?
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Micheal Bateman
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I'll be there.
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Micheal Bateman
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Oh !
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Micheal Bateman
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Oh !
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Micheal Bateman
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Will you call me before Easter ? Maybe.
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Micheal Bateman
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What are you doing tonight ?
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Micheal Bateman
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Dinner at, uh, River Cafe.
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Micheal Bateman
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Au Bar afterwards, maybe. That's nice.
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Micheal Bateman
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I never knew you smoked.
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Micheal Bateman
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You never noticed.
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Micheal Bateman
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Listen, Patrick.
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Micheal Bateman
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Can we talk ?
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Micheal Bateman
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You look... marvelous.
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Micheal Bateman
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There's nothing to say.
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Micheal Bateman
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You're gonna marry Luis. Isn't that special ?
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Micheal Bateman
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Patrick ?
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Micheal Bateman
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Yes, Courtney ?
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Micheal Bateman
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If I don't see you before Easter,
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Micheal Bateman
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have a nice one, okay ?
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Micheal Bateman
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You too.
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Micheal Bateman
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Patrick ?
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Micheal Bateman
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Yeah ?
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Micheal Bateman
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Nothing.
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Micheal Bateman
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There is this theory now-- Listen to me.
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Micheal Bateman
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There is this theory now that if you can catch the AlDS virus...
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