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Micheal Bateman
by having sex with someone who's infected, then you can catch anything.
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Alzheimer's, muscular dystrophy, hemophilia,
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leukemia, diabetes, dyslexia.
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I'm not sure, but I don't think dyslexia is a virus.
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But who knows ? They don't know that.
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Prove it.
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Oh, God. What ?
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It's a fucking milligram of sweetener. I wanna get high off this,
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not sprinkle it on my fucking oatmeal. It's definitely weak,
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but I have a feeling if we do enough of it, we'll be okay.
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Can you keep it down ? I'm trying to do drugs.
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Fuck you ! Calm down. Let's do it anyway.
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That's right.
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That is if the faggot in the next stall thinks it's okay !
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Fuck you ! Hey, fuck you !
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Sorry, dude. Steroids.
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Okay, let's do it.
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Where did Craig go ?
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Well, Gorbachev is downstairs. McDermott went to sign a peace treaty...
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between the United States and Russia.
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He's the one behind Glasnost.
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- He said he was in mergers and acquisitions. - You're not confused, are you ?
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No, not really.
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Gorbachev is not downstairs. - Karen's right.
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Gorbachev's not downstairs. He's at Tunnel.
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Ask me a question.
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So, what do you do ?
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I'm into, uh, well, murders and executions, mostly.
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- Do you like it ? - Well, it depends. Why ?
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Well, most guys I know who work in mergers and acquisitions really don't like it.
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So, where do you work out ?
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You think I'm dumb, don't you ?
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What ? You think I'm dumb. You think all models are dumb.
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No. I really don't.
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That's okay. I don't mind.
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There's something sweet about you.
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Doin' the crossword ?
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You need any help ?
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-Jean ? - Yes, Patrick ?
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Would you like to accompany me to dinner ?
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That is, if you're not doing anything.
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Um, no. No, I don't have any plans.
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Well,
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isn't this a coincidence ?
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Listen, where should we go ? Anywhere you want.
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Let's not think about what I want. How about anywhere you want ?
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I don't know, Patrick. I can't make this decision.
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Come on. Where do you wanna go ?
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Anywhere you want, just say it. I can get us in anywhere.
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What about...
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Dorsia ?
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So,
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Dorsia is where Jean wants to go.
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Well, I don't know. We'll go wherever you wanna go.
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Dorsia is fine.
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Dorsia. Yes ?
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Yeah, can you take two tonight at, oh, let's say 9:00 ? We're totally booked.
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Really ? That's great.
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No, I said we are totally booked. Two at 9:00 ? Perfect.
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See ya then.
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Yeah ?
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You're... dressed okay.
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- You didn't give a name. - They know me.
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Why don't you meet me at my place at 7:00...
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for drinks.
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And Jean,
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you'll wanna change before we go out.
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Patrick, it's so elegant.
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What a wonderful view.
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Jean,
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sorbet ?
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Thanks, Patrick. I'd love some.
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Do you want a bite ? I'm on a diet. But thank you.
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You don't need to lose any weight. You're kidding, right ?
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You look great. Very fit.
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You can always be thinner, look better.
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Well, maybe we shouldn't go out to dinner. I don't wanna ruin your will power.
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No, it's all right.
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I'm not very good at controlling it anyway.
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So listen.
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What do you really wanna do with your life ?
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Just briefly, summarize.
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And don't tell me you enjoy working with children, okay ?
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Well, I'd like to travel and maybe go back to school,
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but I don't really know.
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I'm at a point in my life where there seems to be so many possibilities,
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but I'm-- I don't know-- I'm just so unsure.
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Do you have a boyfriend ?
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No, not really. Interesting.
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Are you seeing anyone ? I mean, seriously ?
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Maybe.
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I don't know. Not really.
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Jean,
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do you feel... fulfilled ?
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I mean, in your life ?
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I guess I do. For a long time I was too focused on my work.
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But now I've really begun to think about changing myself, you know,
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developing and growing.
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Growing. I'm glad you said that.
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Did you know that, uh, Ted Bundy's first dog,