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hom_221 | 1 | homographic | Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off ? He's all right now . |
hom_222 | 1 | homographic | Airline pilots make many friends in high places . |
hom_223 | 1 | homographic | OLD MOONSHINERS never die , they just keep still . |
hom_224 | 1 | homographic | His business plan to manufacture scissors just didn't cut it . |
hom_225 | 1 | homographic | The carpenter was well - known for nailing his work . |
hom_226 | 1 | homographic | Salespeople selling security equipment like to see people get alarmed . |
hom_227 | 1 | homographic | She was only a Globetrotter's daughter , but she manages to get around . |
hom_228 | 1 | homographic | We’ve got children’s church because we know how to kid around |
hom_229 | 1 | homographic | What it boils down to is this : eggs taste good . |
hom_230 | 1 | homographic | My name is Chuck , I'm a butcher . |
hom_231 | 1 | homographic | The pope , on his 2008 tour in the United States , skipped Mass . |
hom_232 | 0 | homographic | I'll have what the gentleman on the floor is having . |
hom_233 | 1 | homographic | There was a massive outcry against the plan to build a power line across a nature preserve . The public couldn't bear the tension . |
hom_234 | 1 | homographic | A tailor sometimes decides to suit himself . |
hom_235 | 1 | homographic | A woman who became queen considered it her crowning achievement . |
hom_236 | 1 | homographic | Even though Catholics in space are weightless , do they have mass ? |
hom_237 | 1 | homographic | OLD PILOTS never die , they just buzz off . |
hom_238 | 1 | homographic | Convicts are committed people . |
hom_239 | 0 | homographic | sophisticated , adj . deprived of its native simplicity . |
hom_240 | 1 | homographic | My name is Emmy , I'm a T . V . star |
hom_241 | 0 | homographic | The Procrastinators Anonymous meeting has been delayed until next Wednesday |
hom_242 | 0 | homographic | Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves . |
hom_243 | 1 | homographic | A new type of broom came out , it is sweeping the nation . |
hom_244 | 0 | homographic | Behind every great computer lies . . . a mess of wires ! |
hom_245 | 1 | homographic | OLD TREE SURGEONS never die , they are just uprooted . |
hom_246 | 1 | homographic | Pills with long names can be quite a mouthful . |
hom_247 | 1 | homographic | My name is Brooks . I'm an irrrigation consultant |
hom_248 | 0 | homographic | In zen skiing , you learn to become one with the snow . |
hom_249 | 0 | homographic | Missing the wood for the trees . |
hom_250 | 1 | homographic | A lingerie thief gave a police officer the slip . |
hom_251 | 1 | homographic | We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply . |
hom_252 | 0 | homographic | The more you stroke the cat's tail , the more he raises his back . |
hom_253 | 0 | homographic | Are you a Klingon , or is that a turtle on your head ? |
hom_254 | 1 | homographic | The race dogs got a bad case of the fleas - they had to be scratched . |
hom_255 | 1 | homographic | A lawyer asked his dentist to give him a retainer . |
hom_256 | 1 | homographic | My name is Wade and I'm in swimming pool maintenance . |
hom_257 | 0 | homographic | Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned . |
hom_258 | 1 | homographic | An astronaut who fails on a weightlessness experiment must be aware of the gravity of the situation . |
hom_259 | 1 | homographic | The weatherman who forecasted snow in July was a bit of a flake . |
hom_260 | 1 | homographic | Two brothers collaborated on haunted stories , but one was a ghost writer . |
hom_261 | 1 | homographic | They built a tree house together but then had a falling out . |
hom_262 | 1 | homographic | I'm a sap for tree jokes . |
hom_263 | 0 | homographic | Eschew Obfuscation ! |
hom_264 | 0 | homographic | Monday is a hard way to spend 1 / 7 of your life . |
hom_265 | 1 | homographic | OLD COWBOYS never die , they just get the boot . |
hom_266 | 1 | homographic | Cowboys in a rodeo can be sure to get a few bucks . |
hom_267 | 1 | homographic | OLD PRINCIPALS never die they just lose their faculties . |
hom_268 | 1 | homographic | Never lie to an x - ray technician . They can see right through you . |
hom_269 | 1 | homographic | He bought a rope factory to tie into his empire . |
hom_270 | 1 | homographic | He took a nail to the volleyball game because he wanted to spike it . |
hom_271 | 0 | homographic | There's no fool like an old fool . |
hom_272 | 1 | homographic | Pharmacists find their work to be very encapsulating . |
hom_273 | 1 | homographic | OLD KEY PUNCH OPERATORS never die they just punch out . |
hom_274 | 1 | homographic | A basketball player couldn't control his saliva but he could sure dribble . |
hom_275 | 0 | homographic | STICK \'stik \ n . 1 : A somewhat nonfunctional boomerang . |
hom_276 | 1 | homographic | If you work in a forestry company you will probably have to log your time . |
hom_277 | 1 | homographic | OLD GOLFERS never die they just putter away . |
hom_278 | 1 | homographic | A job circumcising elephants isn't so bad . The base salary is small but the tips are big . |
hom_279 | 1 | homographic | A man giving a speech by candle - light can wax eloquent . |
hom_280 | 0 | homographic | Working hard to become roadkill on the Infobahn . |
hom_281 | 1 | homographic | I never have understood how you're supposed to hit anything with a bat . . . . . it keeps flying away . |
hom_282 | 1 | homographic | " How long will I have to wait for a table ? " asked Tom without reservation . |
hom_283 | 1 | homographic | The designer wondered why his pirate room wasn't perfect , and the judge told him he went a little overboard . |
hom_284 | 1 | homographic | " Consult an investment broker , " was Tom's stock answer . |
hom_285 | 1 | homographic | If there's one person you don't want to interrupt in the middle of a sentence it's a judge . |
hom_286 | 1 | homographic | Rabbits like their beer brewed with a lot of hops . |
hom_287 | 1 | homographic | My name is Sly . I'm a detective . |
hom_288 | 1 | homographic | Some people really enjoy blowing air out of their lungs - I'm not a fan myself . |
hom_289 | 1 | homographic | An old spice wholesaler is a seasoned veteran . |
hom_290 | 0 | homographic | All women are automatically born with a shopping disorder |
hom_291 | 0 | homographic | Talk of the devil and he's sure to appear . |
hom_292 | 1 | homographic | If an animal looses its tail it should shop at a retail store . |
hom_293 | 1 | homographic | If you go for a job interview at a rubber stamp company try to make a good impression . |
hom_294 | 1 | homographic | OLD BLASTING TECHNICIANS never die , they just lose their spark . |
hom_295 | 0 | homographic | Love me tender / love me sweet / push me out at 12 , 000 ft |
hom_296 | 1 | homographic | Studying fungus is a way to mold young minds . |
hom_297 | 0 | homographic | " Graphic Artist seeks Boss with vision impairment . " |
hom_298 | 1 | homographic | A mechanic who was also a musician was good at tuning things . |
hom_299 | 0 | homographic | More haste , less speed . |
hom_300 | 1 | homographic | A gambling gardener usually hedges his bets . |
hom_301 | 1 | homographic | I watched a movie about a baby hen , it was a real chick flick . |
hom_302 | 0 | homographic | Copper wire was invented by lawyers arguing over a penny . |
hom_303 | 1 | homographic | How does a card player party ? They shuffle . |
hom_304 | 1 | homographic | I noticed that the sun was out , and nobody had bothered to relight it . |
hom_305 | 1 | homographic | If a town's people have low IQs is the population dense ? |
hom_306 | 0 | homographic | I was talking during sex and my girlfriend hung up . |
hom_307 | 0 | homographic | You are an example of why some animals eat their young . |
hom_308 | 1 | homographic | Doctor , Doctor , you've got to help me . I think I'm a kleptomaniac . - Don't worry . I think there's something you can take for that . Next . |
hom_309 | 0 | homographic | Practice makes perfect . |
hom_310 | 1 | homographic | She was only a Fruit vender's daughter , but , oh , what a peach . |
hom_311 | 0 | homographic | Cometh the hour cometh the man . |
hom_312 | 0 | homographic | The Bagginses , they steals our taglines , precioussss . . . . |
hom_313 | 1 | homographic | Old math profs never die - - they just use strange expressions . |
hom_314 | 0 | homographic | and that , my leige , is how we know the Earth to be banana - shaped . . . |
hom_315 | 1 | homographic | A boating accident between the yacht , Red Dawn , and the schooner , Blue Lagoon , left the survivors marooned . |
hom_316 | 1 | homographic | Junior loved being a member of the wrestling team even though he was prone to lose . |
hom_317 | 1 | homographic | The waiter was shocked when I asked for my salad to be served naked . I explained , no dressing please . |
hom_318 | 1 | homographic | I suspected our new house guest was a terrorist . He asked to sleep on a blow up mattress . |
hom_319 | 1 | homographic | Trophy shops often will give customers floss with their purchase to eliminate plaque problems . |
hom_320 | 1 | homographic | Scientists have created a flea from scratch . |
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