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A gardening store owner who often called long distance for importing realized that talk and dirt aren't necessarily cheap .
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If you wear a blindfold at the shooting range , you won't know what you're missing .
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When a letter carrier became a hero they called him a deliverer .
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" I've run out of wool , " said Tom , knitting his brow .
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Lunatic asylum : where optimism most flourishes .
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Librarians are always going by the book .
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Cross the stream where it is shallowest .
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The prospector didn't think his career would pan out .
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To write with a broken pencil is pointless .
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The ice at the rink has many ruts . I think the maintenance crew is slipping up .
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There was a contest on a slippery rock slope . I won in a landslide .
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Doctor , doctor , I keep thinking I'm a deck of cards . - I'll deal with you later . Next !
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OLD FARMERS never die , they just turn into vegetables .
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When a priest makes a mistake in church it's a clerical error .
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. . . So simple a child could do it ? Go find me a child !
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What you sow is what you reap .
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In the old days a suspended sentence was hanging .
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The first time I got hold of a hang glider I had to wing it .
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Curiosity killed the cat .
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The coffee tasted like mud because it was ground a couple of minutes ago .
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OLD DEANS never die they just lose their faculties .
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Show me a baker who is on a roll and I'll show you someone sitting on a bun .
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OLD ELECTRICIANS never die , they just lose their potential .
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Success comes in cans , failure comes in cant’s
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The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak .
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She was only a Junkie's daughter but her crack was the best in town .
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I know road rage is an awful thing but when someone bumped my car I just couldn't help it . I got out my camera and snapped at the offender .
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The worth of a thing is what it will bring .
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She was only a Cattleman's daughter , but she couldn't keep her calves together .
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Dogs wags their tails , not as much to you as to your bread .
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I tried hard to get into vexillology , but , in the end , had to flag it away .
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An archaeologist's career ended in ruins .
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Any given program , once running , is obsolete .
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OLD PRESIDENTS never die , they just go through their cabinets
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Who has not served cannot command .
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SYSOP \'sis äp \ n : the person laughing as you type
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I've spotted more blackbirds than you have , Tom crowed .
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OLD TYPISTS never die , they just lose their justification .
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No longer foster , no longer friend .
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Don't lend people money . It causes amnesia .
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That government is best which governs least .
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I'll glue the sheets of wood back together , Tom replied .
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Old lumberjacks never die , they just pine away .
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Early stone tools had many problems that were eventually ironed out .
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Empty vessels make the most sound .
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To test a man's character , give him power .
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He was facinated by his new welding job . It was riveting .
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Bridge tolls have increased significantly over a 5 year span .
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Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up .
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Those who polish cars so that they shine work in a buffer zone .
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One rotten apple will spoil the whole barrel .
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None of you exist . The sysop types it all in . . .
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Did you see guys that Bob the ventriloquist hangs out with ? They're nothing special , just a bunch of dummies .
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One secret of success is to know how to deny yourself and other people .
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One scabbed sheep mars the whole flock .
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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool , than to open your mouth and remove all doubt .
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Today is a good day for you to jump in a lake .
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We were so poor when I was growing up we couldn't even afford to pay attention .
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When you give to god , you always get back change
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I'm not paranoid ! Which of my enemies told you this ?
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I was going to buy some loose tea , but the price was too steep .
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The sergeant drank whiskey in order to be fortified in his position .
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OLD COUPON CLIPPERS never die , they just expire .
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Oh sure ! But what's the speed of dark ?
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She was only a Electrician's daughter , but she certainly had good connections .
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The harm caused by sibling rivalry is relative .
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When the woman got paid for being in a study at the sleep clinic , she said it was her dream job .
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A carpenter sat on his drill and was bored to tears .
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A civil question deserves a civil answer .
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A library should have several floors because it is a multi story building .
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We don’t read palms ; we wave them .
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Once a drunkard always a drunkard .
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Two cooks disagreed but decided to hash it over .
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Hire teenagers while they still know everything .
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The tongue weighs very little , but few people can hold it .
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She's a composer who has scores of works to her credit .
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When he fell in the wet concrete he left a bad impression .
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My name is Herb . I'm a cook .
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Who lives by hope will die of hunger .
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There was a report of shots fired in a local bar . The police don't know what triggered the commotion .
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Take things as you find them .
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A goat that ate office supplies was on a staple diet .
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When the wino suspected his muscatel was watered down , he needed more proof .
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The bargain store promised a free abacus with every purchase , but I wouldn't count on it .
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Illusionists always find themselves in tricky situations .
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The orange squeezer was invented with some juicy information .
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The first chapter of fools is to think themselves wise .
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OLD NITPICKERS never die , they just feel lousy .
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Comedians , the biggest joke going .
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I'm ! A ! Graduate ! Of ! The ! Bill ! Shatner ! Acting ! School !
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Why didn't the little boy ask the flight attendant for a snack ? He didn't have the nuts .
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Why did the agricultural presentation go so smoothly ? They planted questions .
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I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang , but eventually it came back to me .
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OLD FORGERS never die , they just leave no trace .
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Speed doesn't kill . Stopping very fast kills .
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When buying a battery you should never have to charge it .
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If you want a thing done right , do it yourself .
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Hey , is this yours ? Your dog left it on my lawn . . .
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Fretting cares make grey hairs .
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OLD WRESTLERS never die they just lose their grip .