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Seek water in the sea .
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OLD BOTANISTS never die , they're just deflowered .
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The plot to his story of the pond was quite shallow .
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If you sight a whale , it could be a fluke .
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A person who would make a banking joke is of no account .
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Lose nothing for want of asking .
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He bought a plate with four corners so he could have a square meal .
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" I didn't look at all ! " Tom peeped .
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My name is Melody . A Musician
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Two companies that made shoelaces had common ties .
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The younger brother the better gentleman .
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New religion ? I haven't used up the old one , yet !
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Why is the word abbreviation so long ?
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Why was the car embarrassed ? Because it had gas !
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God works in mysterious ways .
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An egotist is a person who is more interested in himself than in me .
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Three can keep a secret , if two of them are dead .
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I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania .
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Doctor , Doctor , my hair is coming out . What can you give me to keep it in ? - A cigar box . Next .
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Once a thief always a thief .
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OLD FLORISTS never die , they just make alternative arrangements .
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When entering a funeral home , remember to stay alert and always look alive !
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Loose lips sink ships .
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Taxidermists really know their stuff .
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Two blackberries met . They were both in a jam .
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Two surgeons were joking about sutures and had each other in stitches .
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Behind every man , there's a woman with nothing to wear .
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My boyfriend and I started to date after he backed his car into mine . We met by accident .
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Some burglars are always looking for windows of opportunity .
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OLD PILOTS never die they just go to a higher plane .
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Beer : So much more than a breakfast drink .
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I am not 40 , I'm 18 with 22 years experience
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Dry cleaners are often pressed for time .
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Cousteau was submerged in his work .
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I went to the store to buy some soup but they were out of stock .
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Sports are refereed by people of many stripes .
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My new expensive vacuum cleaner really sucked .
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A restaurant owner gave his cooks a stirring speech .
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I travel all over America , Tom stated .
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OLD PYROMANIACS never die , they just lose their spark
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The Easter story is not a dead issue .
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Be true to your teeth , or they will be false to you .
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Don’t let your footprints in the sands of time be the mark of a heel
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Five brothers wanted to buy a horse , so they all had to pony up .
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He couldn't decide whether to accept a job in mattress sales so he decided to sleep on it .
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When the plums dry on your tree , it's time to prune .
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If you get sick at the airport it could be a terminal illness .
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The dentist's favourite shopping centre was'The Gap'.
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Before he was hired as a short order cook they grilled him .
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( a ) Fast , ( b ) Reliable , ( c ) Inexpensive - Pick Two .
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Business at the candle factory tapered off after the holidays .
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Take all things as they come and be content .
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The golfer guessed that his ball landed 20 feet off the fairway . Of course , that was just a rough estimate .
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Pencil sharpeners have a tough life - they live off tips .
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Two referees went head to head because they had a score to settle .
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There is no time like the present .
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There is danger in delay .
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A circus lion won't eat clowns because they taste funny .
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Procrastination Day Has Been Postponed !
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In an office : Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken .
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OLD GOLFERS never die , they just lose their drive .
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When it was lumpy he had a beef with his gravy .
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A pop singer bought a new house for a song .
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There are as good fish in the sea as ever were caught .
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50 percent of something is better than one hundred percent of nothing .
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Two florists got married . It was an arranged marriage .
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OLD GEOMETRY TEACHERS never die , they just go off on a tangent .
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The photograph that I took of the sandstorm turned out grainy .
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The owner of the hair salon had to make cuts on his staff .
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One palm tree said to another'let's have a date . '
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It's a fact , taller people sleep longer in bed .
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Nobel got a big bang out of it .
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Those working in tissue research and testing are always blowing it .
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For the office drunk : He generally found him loaded with work to do .
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Doctor , Doctor , what would you take for this cold ? - Make me an offer . Next .
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An undertaker can be one of your best friends , he is always the last one to let you down .
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Labor Day is a good time to stop and reflect on the august events the the preceding month .
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The show must go on .
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Two pencils decided to have a race . The outcome was a draw .
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" Waiter , there's a fly in my soup ! " " Force of habit , sir , the chef used to be a tailor .
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You know what happens after you miss math class ? It starts adding up .
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I crossed a cell phone with a skunk , and now the service stinks .
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I hear the Sylvester Stallone Film Festival got off to a rocky start .
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I wanted to bring a penguin home but my parents said that wasn't going to fly .
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He collects mouthwash bottles , and they're all in mint condition .
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Early nuclear experimenters discovered an element of surprise .
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Multitasking = screwing up several things at once .
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After Junior swallowed the watch he had to wait to pass the time .
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OLD AUTO MECHANICS never die , they just become exhausted .
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If all goes well , you've overlooked something !
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Two companies that manufactured rulers decided to align .
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Waiter , there are pennies in my soup ! " Well , sir , you said you'd stop eating here if there wasn't some change in the food . " *
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Hope for the best , but prepare for the worst .
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I tried to pack myself in a suitcase . I could hardly contain myself .
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My name is Leo . A lion trainer .
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The river crested when a factory spilled toothpaste into it .
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When video arcades switched to a system of tokens , there was no quarter asked or given .
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The Alpine Skiing competition started poorly and went downhill from there .
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Deep calls to deep .
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A young man married is a young man marred .