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They haven't yet confirmed grosjean, so we might end up with a MAL/CHI dream team at Lotus next year. | f8f84f30eecd621a2804 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,233,016 | formula1 | cd3qo39 |
Patna blast accused Mehren Alam escapes from NIA custody | [deleted] | 27 | 27 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,216,529 | india | 1plugm |
He must have forgotten to shave his beard. | ponga_pandit | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,227,617 | india | cd3onyw |
Netflix app available for PS4 "out of the box" | scree_56 | 667 | 667 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,216,279 | PS4 | 1pluax |
That's good I can continue breaking bad on ps4 | PandaGamesMC | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,220,141 | PS4 | cd3mvsr |
Well, at least they recorded some quality entertainment on a birthday party that most certainly was a bore. | ViiKuna | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,226,953 | funny | cd3ogda |
Anonymous plans Million Mask March on DC for the 5th | DJClearmix | 1,997 | 1,997 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,215,856 | news | 1plu1v |
In other news Homeland Secutrity plans a Billion Round Target Practice for DC for the 5th. | Yeddoo | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,231,827 | news | cd3q6x5 |
Chinese boy, 10, jumps to death 'on teacher's order' | [deleted] | 492 | 492 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,215,464 | worldnews | 1pltti |
I got a 10,000 word report due this Sunday.... I might...ah fuck it, I WILL bs it. | RaceHard | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,242,199 | worldnews | cd3ujl5 |
Nah bro, just jump out a building | ryangaston88 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,250,972 | worldnews | cd3y8ax |
Water Works Color in Fall | discgolferer | 30 | 30 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,213,136 | discgolf | 1plsdr |
water works disc golf course, Kansas City, MO...that is what the logo says on the picture of hole 6. | sneakylfc | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,238,309 | discgolf | cd3sv8i |
No shit? | ShoesEhBaish | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,239,089 | discgolf | cd3t7f1 |
Anyone got a source on #478 or #992? | sirfaps-alot | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,252,503 | NSFW_GIF | cd3yuse |
An unarmed man was shot, killed by Texas police while running away, witnesses say. | Super__Tramp | 402 | 402 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,209,100 | news | 1plq7r |
Yeah, we actually had a big meeting about it. | NotAnotherDecoy | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,255,242 | news | cd3zy23 |
EXO's variety show, EXO's SHOWTIME, will start airing in November | onemorelight | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,208,281 | kpop | 1plprt |
So will this pertain to them running from saesangs? | JavelinAMX | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,234,898 | kpop | cd3rfcz |
Justin Bieber is trying "graffiti" now | zombuhbuh | 740 | 740 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,208,275 | cringepics | 1plprm |
TIL: The Nixon administration prepared a speach to read to the nation in the event that Neal Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin were left stranded on the moon to die... (Link to text of speach in comments) | THallewell | 53 | 53 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,207,013 | todayilearned | 1ployc |
Left them stranded on stage? | beardownbeardown | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,214,714 | todayilearned | cd3m3sl |
Jeff Buckley's most famous song wasn't written by him. | spurrier458 | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,234,300 | lewronggeneration | cd3r6oj |
Gordon Brown (former PM but still MP) describes himself as 'ex-politician' | [deleted] | 33 | 33 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,205,413 | ukpolitics | 1plo0y |
I want to be able to use a Zero costume, or a Megaman X one, that'd be fuckin' awesome. | munky433 | 37 | 37 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,215,295 | smashbros | cd3m6if |
My god a Megaman X costume would be spectacular. | Bmania | 34 | 34 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,216,092 | smashbros | cd3ma5g |
For Sharad Pawar to become prime minister, NCP flirts with Third front. | gcs8 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,202,318 | india | 1plm2l |
Asked Origin customer support if there was anyway to gift a digital copy of BF4. | Arpeggi42 | 223 | 223 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,201,419 | battlefield_4 | 1plled |
Origin is always helpful and informative! | GrillzforBF4 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,272,145 | battlefield_4 | cd45zyb |
um alright? | Aquiluslupus | 134 | 134 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,199,346 | dwarffortress | 1pljp7 |
Let me see if he said it in the title | Endless_September | -28 | -28 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,208,801 | dwarffortress | cd3ldgh |
Rob DenBleyker of Cyanide and Happiness temporarily banned from Facebook for crucifix joke. | [deleted] | 3,530 | 3,530 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,199,275 | atheism | 1pljn6 |
~~FB posting guidelines~~ American censorship. | TheMahatma | 121 | 121 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,219,288 | atheism | cd3mqrv |
~~FB posting guidelines~~ American ~~censorship~~ cultural sensibilities. | The-SARACEN | 50 | 50 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,220,236 | atheism | cd3mwf0 |
Are americans really offended by boobs? | [deleted] | 53 | 53 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,220,708 | atheism | cd3mzd6 |
/facepalm Surely he paid out of his own pocket and didn't use taxpayer money for this. | Clack082 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,726,785 | atheism | cd7xld5 |
too bad your kid's father is not in the picture. | nullxposur | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,273,612 | sanantonio | cd46iis |
man do water polo players love this joke! | big_dick_bison | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,200,049 | dadjokes | cd3jwvq |
Not too creepy, but pretty surprising coming from him. | PiddlyDworple | 876 | 876 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,194,365 | creepyPMs | 1plf49 |
I see, he must totally be mentioning how sad it is that his male chicken has been turned to stone so he can't make his sickness feel better by making chicken noodle soup out of it, right? | LoveMeSectionMember | 29 | 29 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,211,786 | creepyPMs | cd3lqqm |
Would like to see how people would react if the sexes were reversed, but we live in a patriarchy so it is okay | SlickJamesBitch | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,196,445 | TheRedPill | cd3j0aa |
It was his fault for being in her way, she probably had to get to a party or something else just as important. | HombreEspanol | 29 | 29 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,209,750 | ImGoingToHellForThis | cd3lhug |
that shirt is the racist thing here ..... | usaisbest | -25 | -25 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,219,737 | rage | cd3mtc4 |
But you totally don't need Unions or a regulated economy. | DrunkRawk | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,225,819 | todayilearned | cd3o4ac |
Trezor 2x1 on November 1st | pardax | 51 | 51 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,191,082 | Bitcoin | 1plbck |
WTF is this about? | Ahabs_White_Whale | 39 | 39 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,188,633 | ios | 1pl867 |
Fat Privilege is completely ignoring Roseanne Barr and Melissa McCarthy | [deleted] | 145 | 145 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,188,285 | fatpeoplestories | 1pl7pf |
and Mindy Kaling but i bet she is not accepted by planets as one of their own. | AllahArmbar | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,238,502 | fatpeoplestories | cd3syb7 |
Nope, Mindy is a total skinny-anorexic-bitch by their standards. | doberEars | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,253,111 | fatpeoplestories | cd3z3ro |
Ted Cruz Tells Trayvon's Mother Why Stand Your Ground Laws Can't Possibly Be 'Racist' | [deleted] | 69 | 69 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,187,009 | Firearms | 1pl61g |
German Lawmakers Say They Will Give Edward Snowden Asylum For His Testimony | mcctaggart | 227 | 227 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,186,271 | europe | 1pl53r |
"There has not been a mass casualty here... since 2001" ^except ^the ^Boston ^Bombings | SoloSeal | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,215,926 | europe | cd3m9ew |
What the hell happened on November 9th, 2001? | ihsw | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,231,430 | europe | cd3q1ec |
Dwight Howard ties career high in rebounds with 26 tonight against the Charlotte Horncats | Wiggles420 | 359 | 359 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,186,207 | nba | 1pl51n |
He was getting boards in LA too though, that wasn't the problem. | toofine | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,191,855 | nba | cd3hfjs |
Yeah, the Rockets don't vilify him when he leads the league in rebounding. | CryHav0c | 39 | 39 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,192,265 | nba | cd3hlcc |
Lakers fans are sooo bad. | findingthekobeh0mer | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,210,706 | nba | cd3llzu |
Restaurant workers of reddit, what are some cheap things customers have done in attempt to get free food? | CARTOONight | 1,167 | 1,167 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,185,859 | AskReddit | 1pl4jz |
Should have told them you had to staple all coupons to the receipt before putting them in the till. | Bredul | 237 | 237 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,193,301 | AskReddit | cd3hz2r |
I hope my sex life gets that weird. | KellyeTheGreat | 417 | 417 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,199,093 | AskReddit | cd3jpaw |
PM me... | TrebeksUpperLIp | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,201,181 | AskReddit | cd3k5mz |
every damn time | roselett | 1,838 | 1,838 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,185,395 | AdviceAnimals | 1pl3xf |
hairy arms for a girl | itskelsey | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,245,189 | TheSimpsons | cd3vto7 |
The total number of LSAT takers for October '13 was down by 10.9% from October '12. | Pyotr_Stepanovich | 51 | 51 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,184,659 | LawSchool | 1pl2xl |
Its worth noting that the legal market and the general economy don't exactly track each other. | MuffinMopper | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,205,373 | LawSchool | cd3kwe0 |
But his dad doesn't think it will recover! | redzits | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,207,367 | LawSchool | cd3l6r0 |
I've been waiting for this moment for four years...her journey has begun. | teejay769 | 1,809 | 1,809 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,184,156 | gaming | 1pl27g |
E for effort | DZ302 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,186,168 | skyrim | cd3f2qz |
Truly a work of art | DominusLupus | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,190,377 | skyrim | cd3gum6 |
Jesus Christ people. | maddubokbro | 1,618 | 1,618 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,183,791 | gaming | 1pl1pk |
Can't I just download more Harddrive space? | Vordreller | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,211,659 | gaming | cd3lq5r |
Sigh | [deleted] | 239 | 239 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,183,376 | creepyPMs | 1pl14h |
You _have_ to deliver now based OP | bankaijutsu | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,191,565 | creepyPMs | cd3hbil |
Put it in the freezer? | Roger_Mexico_ | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,201,261 | hardware | cd3k682 |
Of all the things. | 5peacenugget | 2,141 | 2,141 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,182,356 | AdviceAnimals | 1pkzp5 |
What are some things you can do as a teenager that could give you a successful life in the future? | Jaws1000 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,181,721 | AskReddit | 1pkytl |
Get a clue! | kiddestructo | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,181,831 | AskReddit | cd3d6nu |
Terrible meme involving Stanley Kubrick. | Half-Gifts | 102 | 102 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,181,204 | cringepics | 1pky64 |
NYC raises cigarette buying age to 21 | Surax | 3,217 | 3,217 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,180,311 | news | 1pkwyg |
To be honest I have seen less younger folks smoke in NYC lately, raising prices seems to work well | Testing123xyz | 32 | 32 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,188,014 | news | cd3fvac |
They should raise the price of alcohol to lower alcohol abuse too! | kaskrinj | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,201,450 | news | cd3k7lo |
TIL that an autistic girl was given a computer after 11 years of not being able to communicate with the world around her and was able to provide incredible information about what t is truly like to live with severe autism | theronsternater | 1,687 | 1,687 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,179,827 | todayilearned | 1pkwb5 |
YOUR TITLE READS LIKE A FAGGOT EATS PUSSY | WhaleFondler | -60 | -60 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,189,107 | todayilearned | cd3gbk4 |
I heard if you camp 700m off the objective and get a headshot you can get crazy points | Aigaion | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,191,651 | battlefield_4 | cd3hcre |
but women are dainty and men need to be tough and quiet! | mdragon13 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,188,572 | MensRights | cd3g3rn |
As a tank I feel bad for you, since I get to use my LB all the damn time | Destrukthor | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,187,438 | ffxiv | cd3fm93 |
If you are a woman and sexually submissive that isn't natural | [deleted] | 332 | 332 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,392,549 | TumblrInAction | 2nw17z |
Do you live in one of those multicolored houses? | CercleRouge | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,394,189 | burlington | cmhfrcd |
Worms Battlegrounds is now free for December. | pizzatarian | 711 | 711 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,392,872 | xboxone | 2nw1t7 |
ask for a refund possibly, worth a shot. | TheSolitude | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,394,225 | xboxone | cmhfryg |
No, you feel outraged and entitled for more content for being an early adopter of Worms. | grnzftw | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,400,986 | xboxone | cmhj295 |
To their respective owners who have purchased them for personal and commercial use. | PotatoMaster90 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,393,375 | buildapc | cmhfcpx |
Cloudsixteen's community's pretty great. | badguy28 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,563,826 | HL2RP | cmjdoa3 |
Pound Me (f) | [deleted] | 138 | 138 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,393,868 | gonewild | 2nw3nt |
I'm sorry to write this, but it sounds like she is becoming a mombie. | Batfan888 | 52 | 52 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,394,801 | childfree | cmhg20w |
It's okay, I saw it coming :( | Xxraebae | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,395,671 | childfree | cmhggx7 |
Well, she **does** have a bun in the oven, so I guess it's somewhat relevant. | Cindy_Lou_Who | 48 | 48 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,396,205 | childfree | cmhgq14 |
My roommate celebrates Christmas, I celebrate Hanukkah...we decided to build a compromise. | mcsassy3 | 3,974 | 3,974 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,394,011 | funny | 2nw3xd |
So true | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,394,782 | pcmasterrace | 2nw589 |
none because memes are too mainstream for this cool guy | TonytheGemmer | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,394,960 | AskReddit | cmhg4qa |
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