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Did you at least ask see the ~~carfacts~~ carfax? | IHateHangovers | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,270,016 | Justrolledintotheshop | cd459gc |
He claimed it had a clean Carfax, I guess the crash never got reported to them. | dirtracer11j | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,272,859 | Justrolledintotheshop | cd4692c |
He sounds like a guy who covers all of his bases. | Vitto9 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,318,079 | Justrolledintotheshop | cd4fxeq |
The sex offender registry is actually an online dating site | NotWrongJustAnAssole | 1,736 | 1,736 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,262,641 | AdviceAnimals | 1pniut |
I would like to believe that this is actually the fantasy of many a 10 year old boys | texanyankee | 131 | 131 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,271,742 | AdviceAnimals | cd45uyh |
You got molested in 2nd grade | ShaveYourNeck | 51 | 51 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,272,798 | AdviceAnimals | cd4689h |
You were both molested, you both should be put in jail. | Richie311 | 134 | 134 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,273,356 | AdviceAnimals | cd46fem |
HIFW Reddit starts in on the anti-child circlejerk | Baggel | 166 | 166 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,260,985 | TrollXChromosomes | 1pngp5 |
Or don't, because any woman who likes or wants children is insane, and will poke holes in your condoms! | IsTheMirrorLying | 49 | 49 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,264,627 | TrollXChromosomes | cd43e0e |
I'm hoping you don't forget the bugs and crashes that are still in the app. | Moleculor | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,321,957 | redditsync | cd4hddw |
Yes I plan to ignore all bugs crashes and feature requests | ljdawson | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,332,288 | redditsync | cd4llh8 |
Kyle Sandilands and Jackie O are leaving 2Day FM | superstoreman | 89 | 89 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,257,245 | sydney | 1pnbg2 |
Yeah, HS2 hasn't even been rolled out yet! | vensolis | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,294,069 | britishproblems | cd4bcjf |
See every F2P game ever with premium as an example of this | gijose41 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,324,806 | Warthunder | cd4iidi |
So, a black lady in Los Angeles is walking around in this costume today | hotdoug1 | 633 | 633 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,255,188 | WTF | 1pn8f2 |
Racist bitch I hope she hangs | Hard_boiled_Badger | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,316,087 | WTF | cd4f87v |
Hoopa revealed! | [deleted] | 1,093 | 1,093 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,254,754 | pokemon | 1pn7sm |
With a name like Hoopa I was thinking it'd be basketball related... | Inferchomp | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,272,326 | pokemon | cd4627s |
The House passed HR 992, which amends Dodd-Frank to allow the use of swaps (a type of derivative that was part of the 2008 financial crisis) by financial institutions. | Bekabam | 46 | 46 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,254,739 | politics | 1pn7rp |
It should be pointed out that this won't pass the senate or receive a presidential signature. | Excentinel | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,262,565 | politics | cd42odg |
I don't believe that at all. | TCsnowdream | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,288,200 | politics | cd4agrd |
Liberal college cancels AfroBeat concert because students complained that the band members were "too white" to play that kind of music. | BBQCopter | 355 | 355 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,254,191 | rage | 1pn6z7 |
Which of you Oregon State Ents is this? | TJReid | 1,030 | 1,030 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,254,015 | trees | 1pn6pe |
You couldn't just talk to him then? | Buk-Lau | 279 | 279 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,256,420 | trees | cd40et1 |
Seriously, get off your phone and say hi | AmeriKev | 154 | 154 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,257,652 | trees | cd40vlh |
Kim Kardashian loves to use Halloween to show off her curves. | pooopoy | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,253,277 | leagueoflegends | 1pn5le |
Is Kim Kardashian the new champion? | LokiCoreEUW | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,253,438 | leagueoflegends | cd3z8ff |
CONFIRMED: Israel Launched Strikes On Syrian Missile Sites, Damascus | TheBelowIsFalse | 80 | 80 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,253,026 | worldnews | 1pn56r |
because they're "our greatest ally" and can do no wrong | bbeltjer | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,329,203 | worldnews | cd4kbhh |
I can't imagine why she's single | luckynumber3 | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,253,853 | creepyPMs | cd3zefi |
Hope you don't have a bunny in the house. | hevold | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,259,181 | creepyPMs | cd41g10 |
Saudi sheikh Ali al Hemki declares fatwa against manned missions to Mars | Stewpid | 442 | 442 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,252,788 | worldnews | 1pn4ts |
Ready for battle - my living room battlestation | [deleted] | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,252,612 | battlestations | 1pn4k9 |
Plays *Battlefield 4*, has *Grand Theft Auto V* case lying around for karma nevertheless! | _JackWilshere | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,313,039 | battlestations | cd4eam2 |
Feels good man | dubesor86 | 340 | 340 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,251,479 | DotA2 | 1pn2qj |
Them feels | karmapolice666 | 442 | 442 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,251,353 | dayz | 1pn2jv |
He was talking about 2014, obviously. | TiVeL | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,262,002 | dayz | cd42h68 |
This Halloween, I am very proud of my niece | jmacom1 | 2,475 | 2,475 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,251,253 | funny | 1pn2eg |
Because she's a character from the most overhyped movie series ever, one that means nothing to children today, but is a source of nostalgia for people who grew up in the late 70s-early 80s, people who now have young children and disposable income, and therefore impress their personal nostalgia onto innocent children. | gsrynd | 41 | 41 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,259,249 | funny | cd41gxj |
If you really think Star Wars has no meaning to children today then you either don't have kids or have no idea what you're talking about. | Super_Svenny | 144 | 144 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,259,746 | funny | cd41nky |
I love Star Wars, I'm such a nerd rofl! | Moritsuma | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,267,502 | funny | cd44e2u |
Galaxy Nexus Will Not Receive Android 4.4 | bloobloo2 | 236 | 236 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,250,495 | Android | 1pn18a |
Hey maybe my Verizon Bionic will get it. | CortTy | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,273,704 | Android | cd46joo |
Coral Reefs May Adapt To Moderate Climate Change - Science News | climate_control | 21 | 21 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,248,741 | climateskeptics | 1pmyfi |
Wow nature adapting who would have thought that was possible? | Snatch_x2 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,263,583 | climateskeptics | cd430zi |
Creepin' coworker | charleyswarley | 50 | 50 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,246,972 | creepyPMs | 1pmvrd |
he seems like a really classy fellow. | TheGirlwThePinkHair | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,291,911 | creepyPMs | cd4b1qg |
Because getting kills means you were always doing good. | Toxicomaniak | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,247,631 | DotA2 | cd3wum9 |
Huzzah for operating under endless continuing resolutions as if that's a good thing. | geargirl | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,266,708 | politics | cd443zk |
Bill Maher 'New Rules': Minimum Wage | nstack15 | 120 | 120 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,246,305 | politics | 1pmut2 |
Patrick Roy - Post-practice Presser on Varlamov Arrest | camurphy | 42 | 42 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,246,129 | hockey | 1pmujj |
Size difference between Natalie Portman and Chris Hemsworth - The Graham Norton Show | ChaoticFiend | 376 | 376 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,245,909 | videos | 1pmu70 |
Why is the Graham Norton show so consistently funny | IBeJizzin | 32 | 32 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,274,207 | videos | cd46q85 |
Maybe...Graham Norton? | IdRatherBeLurking | 40 | 40 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,275,458 | videos | cd475u5 |
Yeah, blow job references with dolls really gets me going, right, other 15 year olds? | altoid2k4 | -24 | -24 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,276,656 | videos | cd47jvc |
the french language | MrScottyTay | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,271,044 | OutOfTheLoop | cd45mad |
Israeli warplanes strike military base in Syria | jdlyons81 | 1,982 | 1,982 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,245,058 | worldnews | 1pmsyp |
not really "possibly"...WILL BE | EatingSandwiches1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,270,737 | worldnews | cd45ihc |
Yeah right :) | silverstrikerstar | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,270,829 | worldnews | cd45jo2 |
Add more Mp3s! | dontdonk | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,246,758 | PS4 | cd3wheq |
You cannot change your PSN ID on the PS4. | sermoose | 68 | 68 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,244,735 | gaming | 1pmsg4 |
WOW WHAT A PIECE OF DUNG IM SWITCHING TO THE XBOXONE | Galaick | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,320,251 | gaming | cd4gpz7 |
Murders are down in Portland, but few can pinpoint the reason | iampondscum | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,244,614 | Portland | 1pms9o |
Clearly it's because pot was legalized in Washington. | Cobol | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,249,369 | Portland | cd3xl3v |
Quincy Pondexter agrees to 4 year, 14 million extension with Memphis Grizzlies | Jakelshark | 89 | 89 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,244,156 | nba | 1pmrm5 |
because marc gasol or mike conley can't be a number 1 option for a whole bunch of teams | onlyadequate | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,287,745 | nba | cd4adw7 |
Do they really make it that big of a pain in the ass to "resign?" | hawkssb04 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,251,236 | exmormon | cd3yc6o |
But, the *eternal* consequences! | SnoopDaddy | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,255,955 | exmormon | cd4087k |
Well done mods. | Schumarker | 328 | 328 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,244,063 | Android | cd3vcht |
Yeah, so how do you flash an image? | TheNorthwest | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,248,020 | Android | cd3x0mp |
Well, at least he's sorry! | [deleted] | 86 | 86 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,243,434 | creepyPMs | 1pmqjc |
Aww, a polite creep! | BreakOpen | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,249,925 | creepyPMs | cd3xt6s |
never see that | StreetsofGalway | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,252,932 | creepyPMs | cd3z136 |
South Park: The Stick of Truth delayed to March 2014 | Orfbin | 923 | 923 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,243,170 | Games | 1pmq4l |
I'm going to go off on wild speculation and guess that Obsidian delivered a, well, typical Obsidian project - brilliantly written but with bugs up the wazoo, so Ubisoft took one look and said _Let's polish this thing._ | Khiva | 342 | 342 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,245,214 | Games | cd3vu1g |
And look how good GTA Online is. | JMaboard | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,320,811 | Games | cd4gxjp |
Nexus 5 now available! | bloobloo2 | 3,513 | 3,513 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,242,415 | Android | 1pmow7 |
Another ex-Duck weighs in, calls student section 'self-entitled' and 'spoiled' | belhamster | 115 | 115 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,241,769 | CFB | 1pmnyz |
Ted Cruz's Dad: I'd Like To See Obama Go 'Back To Kenya' | kingvitaman | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,241,337 | politics | 1pmnal |
But the people who are think obama isn't American are totally a small minority with no real power. | ghostfox1_gfaqs | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,244,764 | politics | cd3vn90 |
So Hextall makes his first move as Flyers GM ? | beersandpucks | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,244,700 | Flyers | cd3vm9f |
Considering he isn't the GM, I am going to say no. | fly3rs18 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,252,093 | Flyers | cd3yooc |
Thanks for clearing that up for me | beersandpucks | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,252,217 | Flyers | cd3yqi1 |
New post from Artem suggest that Today there will be No official launch of Android 4.4 | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,240,755 | Android | 1pmmej |
Yes, Google would send a package all the way across the country with a note inside that said "NOT HAPPENING". | pimp_skitters | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,240,827 | Android | cd3ty3p |
Proficiency in Problem-Solving | -Gavin- | 39 | 39 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,240,653 | dataisbeautiful | 1pmm8c |
TIL only four countries in the world have no law requiring paid maternity leave: they are Liberia, Papua New Guinea, Swaziland, and the United States | [deleted] | 2,568 | 2,568 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,240,432 | todayilearned | 1pmlw5 |
Isn't it true that US has no law requiring paid vacation either? | asmj | 373 | 373 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,249,876 | todayilearned | cd3xsi2 |
In Hungary, Anti-Semitism Rises Again | Vladym | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,239,814 | Israel | 1pmkwt |
Stop insulting European culture, It's old European tradition. | sulumits-retsambew | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,279,522 | Israel | cd48gi3 |
Man Punches Cop He Thought was in Costume | steeb2er | 68 | 68 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,239,095 | news | 1pmjtw |
TIL that a museum in Hebei Provence, China, was shut down earlier this year after the majority of its 40,000 artifacts/antiques were discovered to be fakes | york100 | 1,056 | 1,056 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,238,357 | todayilearned | 1pmiqj |
yeah, but isn't counter-fitting kind of China's thing? | Razorray21 | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,243,764 | todayilearned | cd3v7ta |
they even have a counterfeit Paris | ash0011 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,256,697 | todayilearned | cd40ips |
Right down to the Eiffel Tower | 7-SE7EN-7 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,274,438 | todayilearned | cd46t8o |
"Tyler Perry makes me want to be a racist." | pixis-4950 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,238,132 | doublespeakprivilege | 1pmieu |
We should keep going to war instead of maintaining infrastructure! | nerdophile2 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,241,011 | conspiracy | cd3u0x7 |
R/conspiracy is seriously trying to petition Obama to do a book report on 1984 | MIBPJ | 158 | 158 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,237,511 | conspiratard | 1pmhgq |
But Obama totally can't read guize.^Get^it^cuz^he's^black | VoiceofKane | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,311,951 | conspiratard | cd4e0iu |
Friend's dad got a call from his buddy to go check the sky outside | sloppity | 4,848 | 4,848 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,237,304 | pics | 1pmh69 |
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