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Ajdjgkdlajfjskajd I hate being sick | [deleted] | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,132,251 | teenagers | 1pj6aw |
Nobody cares Pneumon. | TheInsaneDane | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,134,021 | teenagers | cd2ubuc |
Clearly they do but ok | pneumon | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,134,270 | teenagers | cd2udfc |
Nobody cares Pneumon. | FiNNNs | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,154,446 | teenagers | cd31d7f |
I just played with the number 1 player on the server | sfcorax | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,131,229 | Smite | 1pj5n6 |
Play for fun is for casual games yes, but don't play Ranked games with that attitude, please. | Luquatic | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,136,807 | Smite | cd2uw6y |
Games are srs business and should no longer be fun if they're for public points! | Edword23 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,137,428 | Smite | cd2v1gr |
Double Standard - Woman Pleads Guilty to 14 Separate Felony Sex Charges, Avoids Prison | b2r | 66 | 66 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,130,160 | MensRights | 1pj4z7 |
"nor is she allowed contact with children under 18 other than her own" Thank god they didn't take away this poor child molester's children! | BreakfastX | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,194,055 | MensRights | cd3i8tw |
He must have been in his 60s or 70s at the time, seems unlikely to me | spraysfordays | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,153,301 | books | cd30vrb |
The Cost Of Internet In America Is Way Too High | jjlew080 | 3,110 | 3,110 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,129,236 | technology | 1pj4cr |
Good thing the FTC allowing large corporations to buy each other up led to lower prices for consumers. | d3jake | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,141,753 | technology | cd2wacd |
EXPOSED: Internet Radio Host Pete Santilli Revealed as FBI Informant | OWNtheNWO | 99 | 99 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,128,999 | conspiracy | 1pj47s |
Thus being a perfect narcotics agent since he was around so much drugs. | staiano | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,141,369 | conspiracy | cd2w5xm |
So it's confirmed by state media just now, that's a Terrorist Attack on Tian'anmen Square | somebody2013 | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,128,881 | China | 1pj45q |
I'm sure they will have a calm, rational and measured response like they always do. | Exexexpat | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,142,786 | China | cd2wn1j |
Ever see a smug parent get knocked unconscious on Halloween? | TheDarkRabbit | 1,834 | 1,834 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,128,249 | WTF | 1pj3s2 |
Seriously...if your kid is 10 years old and already obese, there IS a problem...both with the kid and the parents. | Velocicrappper | 2,360 | 2,360 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,136,374 | WTF | cd2usqb |
Yep, there's no way the kid may decide to start throwing up after he eats instead of working out. | jackayjerkface | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,143,102 | WTF | cd2wr4q |
Holy shit that guy was annoying to listen to | VeryTallDog | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,142,006 | GTAV | cd2wdch |
whenever the cloud is down, any score is a world record. | [deleted] | 64 | 64 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,128,991 | GrandTheftAutoV | cd2tiwv |
What are some things women do that are inadvertently sexist? | thunderling | 299 | 299 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,124,921 | AskWomen | 1pj1su |
The biochemical predisposition programmed gender bias is strong with this one. | [deleted] | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,146,001 | AskWomen | cd2xute |
Its all right up there though.... in the words. | [deleted] | -7 | -7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,150,134 | AskWomen | cd2zjsl |
Even I had to admit this was pretty funny. | atrasicarius | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,118,889 | Anarcho_Capitalism | 1piyik |
I don't see the problem, they all got the same icing in the end. | mind-blender | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,127,329 | Anarcho_Capitalism | cd2tato |
Watch out, we got a badass over here. | octopuscake | 486 | 486 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,118,186 | cringepics | 1piy0u |
Wtf is bumping into someone's vibe? | Crapturret94 | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,146,963 | cringepics | cd2y8mh |
It's something Metal fans say. | CrackheadHamster | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,150,925 | cringepics | cd2zvok |
'Prison clearly does not work' Fresh from jail, the economist and author of Prisonomics explains why the system costs too much, locks up the wrong people and does not prevent reoffending | p3arl | 3,474 | 3,474 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,116,215 | worldnews | 1piwnk |
Blake Gryffindor Monster Oop | [deleted] | 147 | 147 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,114,251 | nba | 1piv6t |
The world is so messed up | Baxterftw | 320 | 320 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,111,619 | conspiracy | 1pisyf |
Shorties are certainly more flirty. | HolyAndOblivious | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,144,446 | tall | cd2x91i |
Well, a short girl doesn't really have to worry about coming across as intimidating, whereas I think most tall girls here have experienced what it's like to intimidate men they try to flirt with. | littlechichend | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,155,233 | tall | cd31pg6 |
In that case, they dont know how to flirt. | HolyAndOblivious | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,160,687 | tall | cd3445x |
Yeah, that must be the real problem. | littlechichend | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,162,782 | tall | cd351jl |
Oh how bold of you skeptics to take this scientific document to task! | andyjeff76 | -10 | -10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,144,359 | skeptic | cd2x7vb |
3 turtles one chinese shop. | evereddie | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,108,076 | WTF | 1pipjt |
Ty Moore - The Only Candidate Fighting for a $15/hour Minimum Wage | PinkSlimeIsPeople | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,104,527 | Minneapolis | 1pilne |
Because he's the only candidate dumb enough to not understand how a $15/hr minimum wage would price unskilled workers right out of the market. | MPLS_MN | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,141,590 | Minneapolis | cd2w8ec |
Morgan Rielly's First Career Goal | ruggedshrimp | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,102,954 | leafs | 1pijr5 |
Kadri's such a pest that he robs his own teammates of their first career NHL goal | tiddlywinkz | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,104,496 | leafs | cd2o9h6 |
I know this probably off topic, but I was pretty shocked at how thorough these kids are | 088 | 346 | 346 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,102,865 | fantasyfootball | 1pijmr |
I'm 0-8 because of these little pricks! | Btgraves | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,153,559 | fantasyfootball | cd30zpt |
Wherever they put Bozak, it better not be on the top line. | Situationalatbest | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,101,851 | leafs | cd2n8cn |
The best bulletin board flyer I've seen yet! | raspberrytea | 110 | 110 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,101,606 | gatech | 1pii00 |
Steen now leads the league in goals after his game winning power play goal. | iiztrollin | 79 | 79 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,100,517 | stlouisblues | 1pigk8 |
I swear I am not trying to be a douche, I just am explaining: fortunate - 1. favored by or involving good luck or fortune; lucky. | jsh5h7 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,112,374 | stlouisblues | cd2quf9 |
It's simple math all models are Zero (0), so when you ahve one that is a size one she "plus 1" simple. | ShouldBe_Working | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,142,251 | WTF | cd2wgbk |
I'm somewhat uncomfortable with this. | theydeletedme | 150 | 150 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,099,087 | tf2 | 1piemp |
Radfem on straight women: we don't real! | varmintofdarkness | 254 | 254 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,098,957 | TumblrInAction | 1piegl |
Wow this reads a lot like a transcript of the guy on the corner yelling about how the Jews control everything. | Wellredneck | 200 | 200 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,099,685 | TumblrInAction | cd2mc7u |
Take a shot any time you can swap out "Patriarchy" and "Illuminati" without damaging credibility. | SinisterSpoon | 97 | 97 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,111,782 | TumblrInAction | cd2qovg |
Apple ear-buds security system. | joey-collette | 697 | 697 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,098,949 | funny | 1pieg5 |
Clearly this only happens with Apple earbuds. | imnojezus | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,135,452 | funny | cd2ulka |
Omaha Man Gets Punched Standing Up for His Gay Friends | aratinastorm | 106 | 106 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,098,266 | gaymers | 1pidi6 |
It would truly be a shame if Anonymous were to leak the attackers' information. | thedaj | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,143,138 | gaymers | cd2wrlt |
My daughter wanted to be a trash can for Halloween | eAtheist | 4,179 | 4,179 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,097,304 | pics | 1pic9g |
Yeah, she is just going to sit around the street on Halloween | stephen89 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,106,590 | pics | cd2p1ic |
Adam Kokesh A Modern Day Political Prisoner For Practicing His Second Amendment Rights | [deleted] | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,097,026 | opencarry | 1pibwo |
yeah your right my bad, sorry everyone | damightythor | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,307,700 | opencarry | cd4d4t4 |
I just wasn't sure if you were being | xicougar106 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,347,093 | opencarry | cd4r9fi |
The Truth About Obamacare's Ugly Sticker-Shock: It Happened To Me | 2JokersWild | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,096,314 | politics | 1piax5 |
Most young folks don't need pre-existing and can live with lifetime caps.... until they are diagnosed with MS and hit the caps and cannot get health insurance.... just make sure you don't get sick and you should be fine. | OldAngryWhiteMan | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,097,386 | politics | cd2le1g |
I don't need insurance for MS because I don't have it. | urnbabyurn | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,099,307 | politics | cd2m6dq |
Dude wants my SAT scores to see if I'm smart enough to be "on his level" | jbee8 | 976 | 976 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,096,290 | creepyPMs | 1piaw7 |
Um, for anything other than a freshman in their first semester, mentioning SAT or ACT scores is real sad. | earnestadmission | 330 | 330 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,098,481 | creepyPMs | cd2lu2q |
what the hell is a 'ten minute rule' | 072345 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,114,802 | creepyPMs | cd2reur |
Probably means he expects a reply lickety-split because he has hordes of other women waiting in the wings, after all. | ollette | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,118,633 | creepyPMs | cd2s4co |
No, but seriously, what was your SAT score? | RassimoFlom | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,149,761 | creepyPMs | cd2ze3u |
But you look *prettier* when you smile! | Gollygoshdarnscurvy | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,185,400 | AskWomen | cd3eqvu |
AnandTech | The iPad Air Review | Supra104 | 328 | 328 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,096,048 | apple | 1piakt |
That review wasn't really comprehensive enough. | CurbedEnthusiasm | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,121,467 | apple | cd2sjkh |
Fat Privilege is getting to damage a horse's spine | Miltank-Used-Rollout | 79 | 79 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,095,454 | TumblrInAction | 1pi9rx |
Being drunk doesn't always equal rape. | TattooedTeacher316 | 1,008 | 1,008 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,094,751 | AdviceAnimals | 1pi8us |
If a person is so drunk they can't consent, than yes, it does equal rape in the eyes of the law. | Idontknowflycasual | 220 | 220 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,099,570 | AdviceAnimals | cd2mafl |
Because women do not rape. | bwf4life | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,114,664 | AdviceAnimals | cd2rdue |
You got your dick hard, clearly you knew what you were doing. | Alagator | -10 | -10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,115,875 | AdviceAnimals | cd2rmtk |
Because its always black and white. | alphabetown | 80 | 80 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,094,516 | TumblrInAction | 1pi8ju |
Feminism is the bold notion that women deserve human rights. | --- | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,204,718 | TumblrInAction | cd3ksoq |
My not so slutty halloween costume. | Le_Moustache | 80 | 80 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,093,637 | halloween | 1pi7bs |
Thor: The Dark World currently sitting at 87% on Rotten Tomatoes! | stealingyourpixels | 68 | 68 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,093,537 | comicbookmovies | 1pi76z |
is this going to be a chick flick disguised as a superhero movie like the last one? | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,153,709 | comicbookmovies | cd3121f |
Telstra is suing NBN Co | lukehopewell1 | 52 | 52 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,093,221 | australia | 1pi6rz |
Telstra have their snouts in the trough and are going at it hard. | Rendezbooze | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,094,445 | australia | cd2k64y |
A gym rat voiced his opinion on what kind of men women like | Deinos_Mousike | 1,958 | 1,958 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,092,644 | cringepics | 1pi607 |
It's usually neckbeards asking "Why do women like douchebags who think with their testosterone!?" | dhockey63 | 119 | 119 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,102,356 | cringepics | cd2nfkw |
Because all women are crazy and always want the opposite of what you are. | yummycoffee | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,113,706 | cringepics | cd2r65w |
I can't believe Nasa is spying on us | Stonedcone | 1,768 | 1,768 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,092,152 | cringepics | 1pi5c8 |
Twist: It was a joke. | LeMayMayPoster | 335 | 335 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,096,375 | cringepics | cd2kytb |
But a woman said it | ShakeNBakey | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,104,765 | cringepics | cd2od5e |
What Happens When the Media Narrative on Gun Control Loses Traction? | [deleted] | 27 | 27 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,092,073 | gunpolitics | 1pi58d |
Buh...Buh...but the CDC doesn't know how to collect statistics compared to a pediatric hospital! | Freeman001 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,109,464 | gunpolitics | cd2q0ml |
TIL QLD and Tasmania are only states that provide universal free ambulance service | butters1337 | 89 | 89 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,091,702 | australia | 1pi4p5 |
I agree, we should do the same with healthcare while we're at it | angrathias | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,207,687 | australia | cd3l8bk |
Patch 3.13 Notes Discussion | vnsin | 26 | 26 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,091,418 | summoners | 1pi4bo |
Pre-changes Sivir was such a viable monster on all levels of play. | MalevolentVergil | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,118,589 | summoners | cd2s43e |
The Wolf of Wall Street Official Trailer #2 | [deleted] | 2,722 | 2,722 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,091,343 | movies | 1pi47j |
And Breaking Bad glorifies meth. | avickthur | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,142,498 | movies | cd2wje6 |
TIL 60% of cigarettes in New York are black market cigarettes that are being smuggled into New York illegally. | Wrestlingisgood | 1,718 | 1,718 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,263,156 | todayilearned | 1pnjid |
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