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IT'S NIBIRU | InfamousLegato | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,249,815 | pics | cd3xrme |
Syrian Air Base Destroyed From Sea last night, Israel suspected | [deleted] | 71 | 71 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,237,081 | conspiracy | 1pmgul |
Because the Holocaust! | Amos_Quito | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,258,674 | conspiracy | cd419dj |
Just in time for breast cancer awareness month! | benduffy | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,236,423 | Android | cd3s2i0 |
I'm a substitute teacher and wore a costume to school for fun. | hiphoppopotumus62 | 2,154 | 2,154 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,236,020 | AdviceAnimals | 1pmfc0 |
I'm telling | PickDeath | 502 | 502 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,246,543 | AdviceAnimals | cd3we81 |
Legal asset forfeiture for the win! | poopmaster747 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,264,013 | AdviceAnimals | cd436hf |
Rob Ford video in police hands | collymolotov | 38 | 38 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,235,835 | canada | 1pmf22 |
Friend of mine posted this on Facebook. | shamallamadingdang | 99 | 99 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,235,756 | creepyPMs | 1pmexr |
BadBios - The Mac/Pc malware that researcher claims can affect linux | q5sys | 50 | 50 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,235,662 | linux | 1pmet4 |
I've got 5$ on this being another NSA piece of work just like Stuxnet. | TheAwesomesaurusRex | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,239,577 | linux | cd3teqq |
Blink 182 will be at Blizzcon's closing ceremony! | Aurick | 882 | 882 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,235,423 | starcraft | 1pmegq |
So it's like Cage the Elephant, where no one knows. | somehokie | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,251,797 | starcraft | cd3ykcp |
this is much worse than the broken camers in black ops 2 | ZX124 | 94 | 94 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,235,274 | CODGhosts | 1pme9d |
According to Mark Rubin and allll the marketing, it's a completely new engine! | Teslanaut | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,327,757 | CODGhosts | cd4jpne |
Games with Gold - Novembers Games announced | R69L | 116 | 116 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,234,796 | xbox360 | 1pmdkk |
Microsoft really knows how to treat their customers well. | xLoloz | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,265,684 | xbox360 | cd43qx0 |
Romario: Scolari needs to give explanatios to the brazilians as to why Diego Costa chose Spain. | AhoyDaniel | 30 | 30 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,234,265 | soccer | 1pmcry |
Rob Ford alleged crack video was the focus of a police investigation, court documents reveal | hammartime16 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,234,108 | canada | 1pmcjk |
People didn't know he was in a costume. | AVG_AMERICAN_MALE | 3,518 | 3,518 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,233,726 | pics | 1pmbz6 |
It's meant to keep us down man #occupywallstreet | teknoire7 | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,243,173 | pics | cd3uyj4 |
Sully wants Ponder at QB | strallweat | 30 | 30 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,233,400 | minnesotavikings | 1pmbif |
I'm going to the game Sunday and I really hope Ponder starts so the game isn't an absolute embarrassment. | ADAWG1910 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,236,854 | minnesotavikings | cd3s91c |
I'm pretty sure unless he's playing on our defense, (possibly an improvement, too) it won't matter much who our QB is. | derpington1244 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,237,961 | minnesotavikings | cd3spqn |
The National Football Foundations names the 16 finalists for the Campbell Trophy aka the Academic Heisman. | FightForYourMind | 28 | 28 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,233,275 | CFB | 1pmbc2 |
Soylent: An Offbeat Food Idea Investors Are Taking Seriously | storunner13 | 141 | 141 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,233,269 | news | 1pmbbt |
Should've named it Bachelor Chow. | SensibleMadness | 29 | 29 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,236,525 | news | cd3s42f |
If it's taking you an hour to clean dishes, you're doing something horribly wrong. | ill_pack_a_sweater | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,243,271 | news | cd3v055 |
55 minutes to get off reddit + 5 minutes to clean the dishes. | tha22 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,258,904 | news | cd41cdl |
Looks like you need to find more professional dealers that know how to deal with women politely | Cornblazer | 313 | 313 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,232,779 | trees | cd3qkl4 |
Ahh, yet another benefit of prohibition! | NeonDisease | 27 | 27 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,235,298 | trees | cd3rlaz |
u were worth it | lolihull | 279 | 279 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,230,376 | creepyPMs | 1pm7d5 |
People like this make me want to arrange a date that is difficult/expensive for them to travel to, while reassuring them I am on my way, but never show up. | mitt-romney | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,233,852 | creepyPMs | cd3r04r |
Yes, that is something mitt-Romney would do. | wiiildflower | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,442,960 | creepyPMs | cd5gq3i |
It may be a bit worse in America, but the low fat craze is here in Europe as well. | Tigrrr | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,238,909 | keto | cd3t4ma |
Found this gem on the frontpage of 9GAG | arshaqV | 369 | 369 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,229,436 | lewronggeneration | 1pm65i |
This reminds me, I should listen to Lulu to commemorate Lou Reed's passing. | Valadar917 | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,239,329 | lewronggeneration | cd3tb05 |
Circumcision rates around the world | gaping_your_mother | 884 | 884 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,229,368 | MapPorn | 1pm62i |
Because some REALLY deserve it. | -evan | 1,350 | 1,350 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,229,125 | AdviceAnimals | 1pm5qv |
FAA officially allowing electronics during all phases of flight | Stuckpixe1 | 2,504 | 2,504 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,229,089 | technology | 1pm5p0 |
But But But .... it's for "safety", right? | IAmChipotleClaus | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,245,138 | technology | cd3vsx2 |
What's the next coaching step for Syracuse, Duke, UNC and Louisville? | Three-HolePunchJim | 32 | 32 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,229,047 | CollegeBasketball | 1pm5mx |
National Christmas Tree lightning ceremony tix just went live | Howdysf | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,228,924 | washingtondc | 1pm5h3 |
Lucifuture wrote: The invention of the vibrator was more or less a declaration of war by the looming feminist conspiracy to make men obsolete. | pixis-4950 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,250,746 | doublespeakprivilege | cd3y51v |
Reddit, what is your weirdest break-up story? | Bleep-Van-Bleep | 257 | 257 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,227,465 | AskReddit | 1pm3ry |
Study says 'Cash for Clunkers' created few jobs | PaintedCeiling | 139 | 139 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,227,101 | news | 1pm3dr |
Yeah, it would have been better just to have major employers collapse, instead. | Wigwag85 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,233,840 | news | cd3qzz3 |
There's too much drama directed at Libertarians lately so I made a simple picture to convey my most important beliefs (OC) | DaySee | 1,731 | 1,731 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,226,987 | Libertarian | 1pm39e |
SF Chronicle Punts the Word "Redskin" | coolcrosby | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,226,858 | racism | 1pm34j |
Liberal lame stream media! | rynosoft | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,257,808 | racism | cd40xrc |
Chelsea sign Bertrand Traore | alkapwnz | 297 | 297 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,226,492 | soccer | 1pm2qa |
Vitesse got them self another midfielder. | Itsjofa | 181 | 181 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,231,350 | soccer | cd3q08p |
Real Madrid line up audacious bid for Luis Suarez, throw Karim Benzema into mix | spedmunki | 142 | 142 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,225,935 | soccer | 1pm259 |
Ronaldo, Rooney, Tevez. | IDeclareShenanigans | -15 | -15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,229,968 | soccer | cd3phb4 |
I'm talking about Tevez of 2008. | IDeclareShenanigans | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,231,584 | soccer | cd3q3kl |
Oh you mean the one who united let leave to join their main rivels? | nnth | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,232,210 | soccer | cd3qcer |
Is there another one? | Hizenboig | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,234,811 | soccer | cd3re2b |
Twins Study Shows Smoking Makes You Ugly. | Stthads | 75 | 75 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,225,911 | Health | 1pm245 |
Maybe some sports fans can explain this to me | LurkerMcLurkerton | 2,202 | 2,202 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,225,757 | funny | 1pm1y4 |
FYI they're not real sports fans, they're the same ppl who use anything as an excuse to act up | Hd1906 | 150 | 150 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,240,401 | funny | cd3trjf |
Police shootings are a way more legit reason to riot compared to sports tho. | jsake | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,249,950 | funny | cd3xtjw |
He says Anaheim retard a thirty second Google would tell you the country he was talking about. | nmacleod14 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,260,803 | funny | cd421mz |
MURICA | mainstreaminghipster | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,298,170 | funny | cd4buqs |
No true Scotsman | FerricChloride | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,246,910 | funny | cd3wjlr |
But its different | fnybny | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,320,808 | funny | cd4gxic |
Their defense would be atrocious | FourGoodThings | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,243,910 | nba | cd3va3v |
dm;gb *doesn't matter; get buckets* | tman916x | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,244,539 | nba | cd3vjtd |
Franklin County teen shot while rolling principal's yard with toilet paper | Stthads | 42 | 42 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,224,943 | news | 1pm166 |
Thank god they shot them kids doing that extremely dangerous prank. | powercow | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,232,443 | news | cd3qfrt |
State health exchanges cost federal government $1.1 billion | zijital | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,224,732 | news | 1pm0yy |
It's like it's the only country in the world that acts like that | lmogsy | 34 | 34 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,243,593 | MapPorn | cd3v53s |
Sanford, FL knee-jerks guns out of the hands of volunteers | suckit9 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,224,401 | gunpolitics | 1pm0nm |
You don't need to make your neighborhood safer, that's the police's job. | SmithWessonMP | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,230,325 | gunpolitics | cd3pm58 |
Destiny PSAccess interview: Weapons, Clans and Vehicles | FraserBaws | 43 | 43 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,224,282 | DestinyTheGame | 1pm0k2 |
Better get two PS4s! | rawkuss | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,242,604 | DestinyTheGame | cd3upse |
Panasonic concedes plasma TV defeat and ends production. | spsheridan | 3,225 | 3,225 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,223,244 | technology | 1plzl0 |
That didn't take long at all. | god2010 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,246,253 | technology | cd3w9xj |
Florida Youth Minister arrested for sexually assaulting an 11-year-old girl at church | Daktillian | 236 | 236 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,222,499 | news | 1plyxj |
The religion of Peace.................oh wait | Bartleby1955 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,252,968 | news | cd3z1nf |
Yeah because Christianity teaches that what he did was ok. | jp07 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,265,307 | news | cd43m8w |
Obamacare prompts cutbacks for school part-timers | Obamateur_Hour | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,222,418 | Libertarian | 1plyuj |
For the children | Obamateur_Hour | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,222,533 | Libertarian | cd3nbyq |
Kevin Hart Donates $250,000 to Philly Schools | phrequency | 422 | 422 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,222,390 | philadelphia | 1plytl |
Dayton service boot - one year of day-to-day wear (pics) | dufflebag | 728 | 728 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,221,711 | malefashionadvice | 1ply8h |
They're insanely uncomfortable for the first two weeks, then they gradually get more comfortable. | RationalArgumentMan | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,237,886 | malefashionadvice | cd3sok4 |
Having just bought my iron rangers and dispairing slightly at their uncomfortableness after a day of wear, i'm so happy to read this. | dracovich | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,250,934 | malefashionadvice | cd3y7qs |
Forgot to mention that most of those countries that can provide this sponsorship are quite corrupt and most of their respective populations are living on the borderline to the third world. | kellogscocopops | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,221,470 | formula1 | cd3n4do |
I agree that smoko money has to go somewhere might as well be to a sport known for producing another type of smoke ha ha | nervlord | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,221,981 | formula1 | cd3n7zt |
Since they stopped using Tobacco advertising everyone is jacked up on energy drinks, with an addiction for setting up bank accounts and insurance policies. | Thankovsky | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,222,822 | formula1 | cd3ne7e |
The United States reprimanded Germany on Wednesday, saying its exporting prowess was hampering economic stability in Europe and hurting the global economy. | mickeymousebest | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,220,925 | worldnews | 1plxjz |
Yeah, developed countries should shift to making more value added shits and service sector industries and leave manufacturing jobs to developing countries. | sovietskaya | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,221,682 | worldnews | cd3n5ut |
We need to do a fundraising for that poor man | BigDaddy_Delta | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,261,919 | worldnews | cd42g2s |
It should be the drivers fault if there are clearly marked "Cow Crossing" signs. | NerdCrush | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,229,638 | offbeat | cd3pcxd |
It's not a camera these days unless it has a phone in it too | Griddamus | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,244,522 | photography | cd3vjkj |
What do you find yourself getting more irritated by as you get older? | phattykins | 462 | 462 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,219,086 | AskReddit | 1plw8j |
So it's your fault? | XK310 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,237,559 | AskReddit | cd3sjl3 |
Nick Offerman (Ron Swanson) looking even more different in Sin City | i_am_just_a_number | 2,010 | 2,010 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,218,987 | movies | 1plw5i |
Wrong most of the officers killed in the purge if they were not of great value were killed off, if there were great value they stayed around, the reason they were killed in the purge is because there was evidence that they were traitors, keeping them around would allowed the Nazis to exploit that scenario so they were killed so that would happen. | Neoprime | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,247,422 | AskHistorians | cd3wrf4 |
And arsenal are NOT prone to injuries, that we have seen in the past | rothwick | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,219,482 | soccer | cd3mrxd |
Twitter / CroftyF1: Maldonado to Lotus | ICEman_c81 | 86 | 86 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,217,220 | formula1 | 1pluwn |
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