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The best way to terraform Mars is with cockroaches. | xxPentrationTimexx | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,426,467 | space | cmhs35s |
Because cockroaches can live on eating rust alone | fredmratz | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,454,650 | space | cmi0kgk |
Jennifer Lawrence face-palming Emma Watson | beet111 | 2,709 | 2,709 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,413,574 | funny | 2nx0hk |
Who are all the nobodies in the background? | goldenspray | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,442,216 | funny | cmhv9rg |
God damn plebs need to stay out of the way of high ranking Hollywood stars | calllery | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,444,096 | funny | cmhvv8l |
PAX Australia League of Legends Cosplay Video! | Crucius1337 | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,413,811 | leagueoflegends | 2nx0uh |
That Ryze cosplay is excellent. | ganof | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,416,176 | leagueoflegends | cmhpoj2 |
It was supryzingly good | xylotastic | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,428,753 | leagueoflegends | cmhshnw |
Quick, everyone upvote the pun and downvote the guy who actually did the cosplay | 500lb | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,473,106 | leagueoflegends | cmiaua2 |
My first Steam Sale :D | AphoticBass | 468 | 468 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,413,929 | pcmasterrace | 2nx10k |
oh, not thief... please | bl4ckj4ck445 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,435,124 | pcmasterrace | cmhtlnm |
What was wrong with Thief? | iRonnie16 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,473,274 | pcmasterrace | cmiaxkk |
Mostly that some random dude on the internet didn't like it. | enragedwindows | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,497,423 | pcmasterrace | cmimjwn |
I am sorry I must confess. | JulePetra20 | 827 | 827 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,414,874 | AdviceAnimals | 2nx2cc |
OP is now tagged as a liar | funyuns4ever | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,465,674 | AdviceAnimals | cmi6lgt |
TIL the Nazi ideology of aggressive land expansion (Lebensraum) was partly based on the idea of American Manifest Destiny. | [deleted] | 370 | 370 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,414,990 | todayilearned | 2nx2hy |
American ideals aren't a great set of ideals to base on | Girafarigno | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,433,890 | todayilearned | cmhtdau |
Yeah double barrel samus is cool but Owl samus is crazy! | abiaxiss | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,416,156 | smashbros | 2nx3ye |
Huh, if you sold that on ebay, you might be able to buy one whole Wii U controller adapter. | LiquidBrick | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,418,192 | smashbros | cmhq9eu |
tmyk | Bungeemania | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,423,808 | WorldofTanks | cmhrkwx |
ANZAC spirit could be revived in fight against ISIS | Whakahoa | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,417,054 | newzealand | 2nx53r |
Servers of Reddit, what's the shittiest thing to happen to you at work? | PM_me_MajesticThings | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,417,692 | AskReddit | 2nx5w6 |
Toni Kroos has attempted the most passes in La Liga (951) and has the highest completion percentage (93.5%). | cyrusmancub | 614 | 614 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,417,727 | soccer | 2nx5xk |
He'd be worth twice the money if he had forearm-tattoos, a ridiculous haircut and questionable manners. | toodrunktofuck | 138 | 138 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,440,100 | soccer | cmhuop5 |
James is a kind lad with no tattoos and a generic haircut, so no. | fahomnom | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,452,275 | soccer | cmhzd9r |
The name of his daughter in his arm. | [deleted] | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,461,183 | soccer | cmi42yq |
wow, what a thug | Zosoer | 37 | 37 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,462,064 | soccer | cmi4kgu |
But they're trained officers, they should be able to shoot the gun or weapon out of the person's hand! | DDRguy133 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,427,662 | explainlikeimfive | cmhsaql |
Oh joy, more grinding. | 1338h4x | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,421,116 | smashbros | cmhr05v |
Ferguson Mayor to Establish Civilian Review Board to Monitor Police in Wake of Michael Brown Shooting | Happy_Jones | 39 | 39 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,420,369 | news | 2nx8vp |
... Like a grand jury? | molodyets | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,420,806 | news | cmhqxj4 |
Similar to a grand jury, but one that gives us the results that match our feels. | Unavillafied | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,426,095 | news | cmhs0qc |
Trion: "We're not aware of any exploits related to APEX right now." | Enla | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,420,584 | archeage | 2nx94i |
Ha it's funny cause I know a glitch to crash the game and make $9999999 in copper or gold hahaha | Maxanator1000 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,445,316 | archeage | cmhwalz |
Utah looks to shut down NSA spying center | 5points | 68 | 68 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,420,969 | SaltLakeCity | 2nx9ja |
Who in the state gave permission for this center to be built in the first place? | Darth_Bowie | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,421,785 | SaltLakeCity | cmhr5s2 |
But we were promised jobs! | dmarie229 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,470,699 | SaltLakeCity | cmi9ho8 |
Red Hood Fan Series Trailer | Undecided_User_Name | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,421,027 | batman | 2nx9lk |
The actors from Nightwing were a letdown, hoping for something better out of The Red Hood | _TheRedHood_ | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,536,142 | batman | cmixjf2 |
They're white, so they're off to a good start | Undecided_User_Name | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,542,933 | batman | cmj1ajv |
Gender balance and death rates by occupation | iainmf | 179 | 179 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,422,293 | MensRights | 2nxauc |
Men make choices, women are ethereal waifs with no will of their own. | baskandpurr | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,462,358 | MensRights | cmi4qfr |
Not New Zealand | TheBattleOfBallsDeep | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,425,659 | AskReddit | cmhrxt8 |
More like "Shitty New Zealand". | GenericCarrot | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,429,480 | AskReddit | cmhsm05 |
My friend has a way with words. | Conductor_Cat | 76 | 76 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,423,582 | creepyPMs | 2nxc0v |
Because preemptively invalidating someone's personal beliefs is such a great conversation starter. | em_squared | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,451,202 | creepyPMs | cmhyudc |
Winner Taps Out In Amateur MMA Fight | BeardFoxHat | 286 | 286 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,423,662 | videos | 2nxc2w |
looks like the ref should have stopped it, it's amateur... pretty barbaric to let a guy get his head smashed about like that | jischins | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,461,639 | videos | cmi4c1c |
But... but what if he got hurt? | Jealousy123 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,483,169 | videos | cmiff2y |
Charges Dropped For Cop Who Fatally Shot Sleeping 7-Year-Old Girl | the_last_broadcast | 4,175 | 4,175 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,425,237 | news | 2nxdit |
Yeah, go ahead and believe the urban community about a cop v. hood kid situation, because they aren't biased about that at all. | andersonjames1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,449,275 | news | cmhxxdd |
Pretty sure this cow was sold from a farm in my home town... I guess the reasoning was she can produce something like 15-18 gallons of milk instead of the normal 11-13. | Basqueinmyzakism | 199 | 199 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,441,918 | todayilearned | cmhv6nw |
But if you used it to breed an entire farm of cows that produce more milk than the average, that time shrinks real fast | ItWasTheGiraffe | 623 | 623 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,445,486 | todayilearned | cmhwcvc |
Devin Faraci Puts it Best | 00283466 | 239 | 239 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,426,502 | StarWars | 2nxepq |
Yeah, responding to hate with more hate will fix everything. | i_start_fires | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,453,502 | StarWars | cmhzzj8 |
so this thing came through | Sunakujira | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,427,237 | indonesia | 2nxfch |
U don't lift? | turtleeatingalderman | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,451,104 | badhistory | cmhyslw |
No, I always assumed you had a cocaine habit. | turtleeatingalderman | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,453,190 | badhistory | cmhztvz |
PS4 Bundle w/Little Big Planet 3 & Lego Batman 3 + Extra Controller + Choice of game = $449.99 at Walmart | Golden_Taint | 58 | 58 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,428,816 | PS4 | 2nxguz |
Some quality games in that list | FictionaI | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,446,793 | PS4 | cmhwus4 |
On my shift today customer asks me this out loud with a line behind him...I was shocked. | Baelfyre | 419 | 419 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,429,404 | gaymers | 2nxhed |
Was he hitting on you, or what? | Aspel | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,447,675 | gaymers | cmhx80a |
Was he cute? | AboveBoard | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,449,807 | gaymers | cmhy69f |
Rule 1: be attractive Rule 2: don't be unattractive | tropotroll | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,453,103 | gaymers | cmhzs92 |
I will gonna KOS for ear protection | andro_dawton | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,451,194 | dayz | cmhyu8d |
"I like my economics like I like my coffee, without any math or much thinking involved." | barrinmw | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,448,767 | politics | cmhxp56 |
That was pretty much my response after reading the article, too. | MuzakNinja | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,575,828 | politics | cmjk1ox |
It is so rigorous, I am sure. | barrinmw | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,618,098 | politics | cmjwyif |
Magma Rager | GorillaJunior | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,455,266 | hearthstone | cmi0vql |
Guy photographs the thuggish procession that is the G20, gets house broken into without a warrant and has camera stolen by secret service et al. | KoKansei | 43 | 43 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,433,183 | Anarcho_Capitalism | 2nxkql |
More like "Thuggish protection" | InkMercenary | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,467,216 | Anarcho_Capitalism | cmi7hld |
SCNDL - Drop It | woflcopter | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,433,774 | Monstercat | 2nxlb0 |
Dude it says original right there in the name of the track, it is original! | JaXXup | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,445,153 | Monstercat | cmhw8gj |
Supply....demand....kids see people playing them online & think that they're the greatest thing ever. | Ctatyk | -9 | -9 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,445,596 | magicTCG | cmhweby |
name one red creature for 3 mana in standard who is better than rabblemaster | hiltzy85 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,468,434 | magicTCG | cmi86m3 |
You could argue for Savage Knuckleblade and mantis rider. | allonbacuth | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,471,654 | magicTCG | cmia17m |
they may be better creatures, sure, but they're also 3 colors | hiltzy85 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,474,992 | magicTCG | cmibk2k |
Rotten Luck: NYC's Compost Processor Shuts Down, Waste Sent to Landfill | obsoletest | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,435,412 | nyc | 2nxms6 |
Why "Anarcho-Capitalism" is a Fascist ideology. | StanhopeHicks | 53 | 53 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,436,221 | Anarchism | 2nxnk6 |
Well they claim capitalism doesn't involve rulers because it is voluntary. | TheNarcissisticIdiot | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,441,152 | Anarchism | cmhuyth |
Yeah, well, they can say it all they like, it doesn't make it so - I mean, nobody seriously believes the Democratic People's Republic of Korea is democratic, either. | HMARS | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,456,603 | Anarchism | cmi1kxv |
No it is Communist since the state controls everything | TheNarcissisticIdiot | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,457,028 | Anarchism | cmi1sz9 |
TIL that I should be scared of some of my lecturers and my girlfriend's dad. | Inhopeless | 39 | 39 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,436,874 | TumblrInAction | 2nxo7c |
Hands up if black people scare you more than anyone else. | Thunder_child0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,471,397 | TumblrInAction | cmi9vzx |
Canadian Wheat Board prepares for corporate takeover: Foreign multinational could assume control without reimbursing Canadian farmers, taxpayers | Antifreeze | 270 | 270 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,437,177 | canada | 2nxohb |
It's worked so well with the Beer Store in Ontario | moosejock | 26 | 26 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,445,260 | canada | cmhw9v2 |
Local gamer is contacting the mums of boys who threaten to rape her | D_S_W | 72 | 72 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,437,415 | brisbane | 2nxoq3 |
Is that a stock photo or does she just happen to look like every "gamer girl" on the internet? | gonemad83 | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,470,151 | brisbane | cmi96as |
Through the power of emulation, we can finally learn what Rinoa was seeing. | WhatHappenedToEvaXep | 3,153 | 3,153 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,437,635 | gaming | 2nxox6 |
didn't the PC version always look like that with an 3D acceleration card? | BabySealSlayer | 262 | 262 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,445,547 | gaming | cmhwdov |
That and no blood, because only kids play Nintendo 64 | elizle | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,471,155 | gaming | cmi9qyx |
I'm a guy and TrollX is one of my favorite subs to lurk. | motorsizzle | 62 | 62 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,454,318 | TrollXChromosomes | cmi0ed2 |
I guess that makes you a teen slut too. | SneakyPirateBunny | 93 | 93 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,455,058 | TrollXChromosomes | cmi0ryj |
'Picasso painting offered as kickback': A painting, believed to be a Picasso, was allegedly gifted to Union of European Football Associations (UEFA) president and FIFA executive member Michel Platini in return for his support for the eventually successful Russian bid for the 2018 global showpiece | lobogato | 3,575 | 3,575 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,438,089 | worldnews | 2nxpf3 |
come on, thats hardly corruption, it's a gift of friendship between lovers of the fine arts | Phiolistes | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,454,838 | worldnews | cmi0nvl |
Calling all Grandmasters | Veternus | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,438,497 | CodAW | 2nxptu |
Thanks for reading the rules before posting | MeGustaTortugas | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,438,866 | CodAW | cmhudpe |
"It's got GREAT mechanics for an MMO" you do know it's missing the first M right | pedrobeara | 26 | 26 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,447,356 | gaming | cmhx33n |
But I can kick a soccer ball around with a bunch of people in the tower, that's massive! | doughboy011 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,463,581 | gaming | cmi5evf |
Arab-Jewish school, symbol of Jerusalem co-existence, torched | dustcircle2 | 1,720 | 1,720 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,438,723 | worldnews | 2nxq37 |
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