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Nothing highlights one's moral superiority quite like torching a kindergarten. | RunawayBear | 158 | 158 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,447,826 | worldnews | cmhxado |
sadly the settlers are as bad as the palestinians when it comes to morale | Ronpaulwarnedus | -30 | -30 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,456,607 | worldnews | cmi1l0x |
90% of palestinians fall into the category of radical | Ronpaulwarnedus | -21 | -21 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,457,932 | worldnews | cmi2ac6 |
And where did you get that from? | bakuninsbart | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,458,064 | worldnews | cmi2cyh |
just recently there was article on worldnews cant find it now because reddit's search is horrible | Ronpaulwarnedus | -12 | -12 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,458,288 | worldnews | cmi2hfn |
no, they are being shelled because they are radical not the other way | Ronpaulwarnedus | -17 | -17 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,458,862 | worldnews | cmi2sj3 |
Jew hater! | theageofloveishere | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,462,660 | worldnews | cmi4wd6 |
One flakes off, the other doesn't | Darkstryke | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,453,270 | watercooling | cmhzve3 |
Gentleman's agreement between FC Bayern and Bossusia Dortmund about Marco Reus? | Araku5 | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,438,793 | soccer | 2nxq6h |
I didn't want an injured bottom-table player anyway | TheSandMen | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,456,112 | soccer | cmi1bl1 |
Ooops | Thund3rbolt | 1,764 | 1,764 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,438,842 | funny | 2nxq8q |
Looks like we need a 16th Committee to *really* find the truth, then. | mrojek | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,447,638 | politics | cmhx7g5 |
Amazon Users Review For The New Samsung 105' Curved UHD TV worth $120,000 | 999XR | 82 | 82 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,439,163 | technology | 2nxqkh |
b-b-but cuuuurrrrved | digitalpizza | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,455,880 | technology | cmi178x |
White male beaten to death with hammers in St.Louis | SemperPrimus | 52 | 52 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,439,314 | WhiteRights | 2nxqqf |
I am now chatting, Hi | pandas795 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,444,996 | MLPLounge | cmhw6gi |
What is your internship, if I may ask? | SpanishMeerkat | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,447,983 | MLPLounge | cmhxcse |
Office work | pandas795 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,448,013 | MLPLounge | cmhxd8z |
Oh wow, fun! | SpanishMeerkat | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,448,547 | MLPLounge | cmhxll5 |
Meta Mondays This is the post to tell us your complaints, your thoughts, opinions, concerns, and maybe just perhaps positive feedback. | namer98 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,440,044 | Christianity | 2nxrk0 |
The flair explained spreadsheet doesn't work on my Mac; none of the actual flair images show up | TheHiddenLife | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,455,718 | Christianity | cmi147v |
I found a work around: ^^get ^^a ^^real ^^computer | Cabbagetroll | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,459,161 | Christianity | cmi2yfo |
Whats the one misconception you absolutely have to correct people on? | CowGoesQuacks | 1,210 | 1,210 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,440,177 | AskReddit | 2nxrpb |
You can't just exercise to lose weight, you have to eat right, that part is much more important | onetruekingofskyrim | 1,086 | 1,086 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,441,525 | AskReddit | cmhv2ll |
If you're color blind, can you tell if someone is Puerto Rican? | boobiesucker | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,446,411 | AskReddit | cmhwpd3 |
It's hard to tell if Puerto Rican or Japanese. | Biofreak42069 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,456,205 | AskReddit | cmi1dbc |
Pencils are yellow, you must be colorblind | PacoTaco321 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,453,124 | AskReddit | cmhzsnl |
Philosophy is not the thoughts you and your friends have when stoned. | dummystupid | 119 | 119 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,442,208 | AskReddit | cmhv9oe |
Just like music made while people are stoned, isn't music. | MarquisNoir | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,468,364 | AskReddit | cmi8556 |
"If we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?" | DubXero | 1,042 | 1,042 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,444,654 | AskReddit | cmhw23j |
If I came from my grandparents, why do I have cousins? | cheesyguy278 | 955 | 955 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,450,448 | AskReddit | cmhyh3s |
If Americans are descended from Europeans why are there still Europeans? | RobertDowneyDildos | 342 | 342 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,453,774 | AskReddit | cmi04fh |
Just because im hispanic doesn't make me Mexican. | Absol116 | 281 | 281 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,446,108 | AskReddit | cmhwl8w |
Wait...isn't anything south of Texas considered to be Mexico? | handyman4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,460,550 | AskReddit | cmi3q8s |
It's pronounced Nuclear. | delgeheto7 | 112 | 112 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,452,954 | AskReddit | cmhzpje |
Nawo claire, right? | ZeyGoggles | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,486,007 | AskReddit | cmigvla |
"Cringe-worthy buildup to a really unpleasant performance by the world's most pretentious organist" | Myrandall | 444 | 444 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,440,398 | delusionalartists | 2nxrzd |
In the year 2102, this guy will be a legend. | SandCatGraaaavy | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,459,288 | delusionalartists | cmi30yr |
What a Silver 2 cheater looks like. | poncewindu | 882 | 882 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,440,716 | GlobalOffensive | 2nxscg |
Wow, BRB, going to buy a pack of smokes. | masturbait | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,462,110 | electronic_cigarette | cmi4lfy |
This literally fuels the news. | [deleted] | 1,876 | 1,876 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,440,859 | AdviceAnimals | 2nxsik |
What If I'm black and have a big dick, what the hell am I supposed to do! | SmackEh | 50 | 50 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,444,173 | AdviceAnimals | cmhvw72 |
Find a fat white girl with bleached blonde hair, of course. | elwebst | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,459,700 | AdviceAnimals | cmi398q |
What do you mean them? | YungSnap69 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,460,782 | AdviceAnimals | cmi3uvx |
haha wow skinny people are gross | [deleted] | 316 | 316 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,440,873 | TumblrInAction | 2nxsja |
My thin privilege must stem from the fact that I spend an hour in the gym every single day. | beautyanddelusion | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,446,498 | TumblrInAction | cmhwqlo |
I'm sure those players are well informed of the facts and nuances of the case. | Sgt_Slate | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,442,899 | nfl | cmhvh69 |
Yeah BC there have never been double standards where "girls just want to have fun" is an excuse to be a hypocrite. | AlmightyMexijew | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,441,499 | AdviceAnimals | cmhv2ck |
Ad for a Sega Game Gear featuring Judge Dredd | ZadocPaet | 4,306 | 4,306 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,441,328 | gaming | 2nxt2m |
Pretty sure you mean Stallone | Mutoid | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,458,219 | gaming | cmi2g0o |
How do I do this on my D-20? | Derekthemindsculptor | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,478,767 | magicTCG | cmid8ok |
How were the players recording life totals? | Rhynocerous | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,464,883 | magicTCG | cmi65dn |
Your car has been built on an assembly line of broken fingers | randguy89 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,441,624 | india | 2nxtg1 |
This is how we Make in India. | randguy89 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,441,644 | india | cmhv3tp |
.50 cal execution | crumcakes | 3,035 | 3,035 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,441,646 | WTF | 2nxth7 |
If I were to be executed I wouldn't want anything less than a 50 cal used | ka0t1k | 2,004 | 2,004 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,442,348 | WTF | cmhvb4s |
Just hope it hits above the waist. | CVipersTie | 748 | 748 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,442,926 | WTF | cmhvhhz |
Backstory? | Wolvyank | 56 | 56 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,451,172 | WTF | cmhytt1 |
Religion of peace strikes again. | arbaminch | 127 | 127 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,452,424 | WTF | cmhzfy8 |
But it's their culture to kill infidels and suppress women, don't try to impose your western values onto them! | JFeldhaus | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,467,779 | WTF | cmi7t7k |
Police officer brutally beaten up in New York - only this time not on a bullshit clickbait website. | Vakieh | 130 | 130 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,441,785 | StreetFights | 2nxtmf |
Russia Accuses NATO of 'Destabilizing' Northern Europe | [deleted] | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,441,814 | UkrainianConflict | 2nxtnz |
of course it's not Russia that's destabilizing it, you know, all of northern europe **is** Russia. | YoureDown | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,450,216 | UkrainianConflict | cmhyd6m |
Yeah stalking is just so much easier with google and facebook. | anillop | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,451,437 | AskMenOver30 | cmhyyj9 |
Tl;dr screw xpecial I want mata | HitXMan | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,444,702 | leagueoflegends | cmhw2pv |
Is there any team that doesn't want Mata over their current support? | pkt004 | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,445,503 | leagueoflegends | cmhwd2v |
dig | danimir | 35 | 35 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,446,206 | leagueoflegends | cmhwmk6 |
Now that Kiwi isnt stuck in QT prison, he'll reveal himself as the resurrected spirit of Madlife and single handedly carry DIG to World Finals. | Chajj | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,448,312 | leagueoflegends | cmhxhx3 |
Can you make a reference to a movie or book or something, and we'll try to guess that thing? | [deleted] | 48 | 48 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,442,162 | AskReddit | 2nxu4i |
I don't have the slightest clue so I cheated =( [Dead Man on Campus] | santazor | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,442,854 | AskReddit | cmhvgo6 |
Schneiderlin is out of Wednesday's game, Koeman confirms. | Jawnt | 67 | 67 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,442,242 | Gunners | 2nxu8m |
First photos of Android 5.0 Lollipop running on the Samsung Galaxy Note 4 pop up | open1your1eyes0 | 227 | 227 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,442,299 | Android | 2nxubf |
It's good to know how much better I am than people because I have a superior skinned version of android on my phone | bunkabusta01 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,522,036 | Android | cmish19 |
It's the only way to play. | WeskerFare | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,449,086 | smashbros | cmhxu9d |
This 105% happened. | Lightylantern | 1,081 | 1,081 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,443,681 | TumblrInAction | 2nxw5h |
$100% true. | Boltarrow5 | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,452,164 | TumblrInAction | cmhzbcp |
You got the symbols wrong it's %100$ true. | COYAD | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,469,066 | TumblrInAction | cmi8jvf |
What every day object desperately needs to be updated? | Iambikecurious | 514 | 514 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,443,818 | AskReddit | 2nxwco |
In America, quite a bit of the infrastructure - the roads, bridges and interstate highways - we rely on is crumbling or inadequate. | FalstaffsMind | 386 | 386 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,448,957 | AskReddit | cmhxs5a |
Now we have the wonderful and glorious Sunrail | Ba_Sing_Saint | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,479,243 | AskReddit | cmidh13 |
So what's everyone opinion on the new lightsaber? | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,443,975 | funny | 2nxwkf |
I think a double edge lightsaber would have been better choice. | bluelotusbow | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,446,324 | funny | cmhwo6c |
Homeless man found dead less than 50m from Leinster House. | CanucksFanInDublin | 34 | 34 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,444,148 | ireland | 2nxwtt |
It has been reported that the man had a bed reserved in a shelter for the week and never showed up. | seanbeag | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,521,503 | ireland | cmisd5e |
Well that makes it so much better then | Smithman | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,523,179 | ireland | cmisq2m |
Roethlisberger is confident hand will be fine | smacksaw | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,444,567 | steelers | 2nxxg6 |
Hope it doesn't affect his golf swing in the offseason. | autopilot_music | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,474,630 | steelers | cmibflh |
For those who don't follow the competitive scene, here is an amazing and intense Uplink game from last night at MLG Columbus 25k AW Tournament during the grand finals - Optic vs Faze | pussyshins | 363 | 363 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,444,663 | CodAW | 2nxxkw |
Exactly; each to their own, but watching "athletes" play a cideo game that you can play by just switching on your console, doesn't excite/interest me. | GifiltaFish | -8 | -8 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,451,133 | CodAW | cmhyt3h |
why can't i mop in 1st person wtf next gen gaming my ass | Im1ToThe337 | 262 | 262 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,444,821 | GrandTheftAutoV | 2nxxti |
Toughest lesbian in the world shames a creep on the bus. | Lukethehedgehog | 160 | 160 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,445,051 | thatHappened | 2nxy61 |
This did not happen. | [deleted] | -8 | -8 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,457,186 | thatHappened | cmi1w28 |
I take it you're new here | TDenverFan | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,467,013 | thatHappened | cmi7dbg |
I think he forgot his | katsumiblisk | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,478,908 | thatHappened | cmidb59 |
GOP Aide Who Criticized Obama Daughters To Resign | Another-Chance | 1,492 | 1,492 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,445,074 | politics | 2nxy7h |
Cause being president totally sets a bad example. | stripes_by_proxy | 222 | 222 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,452,403 | politics | cmhzfl2 |
Shooting in Brunswick off Sydney Road | gccmelb | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,445,158 | melbourne | 2nxycy |
The government should ban guns. | LeslieHughesLDP | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,490,692 | melbourne | cmijbq5 |
Because banning guns will totally stop criminals who want to shoot people with them from acquiring them | scandiflick | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,492,795 | melbourne | cmikego |
Yes, there are sounds in space when things blow up | mastersword130 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2014-12 | 1,417,448,221 | StarWars | cmhxghg |
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