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Your wife sounds like an idiot. | cheeseburgercat | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,423 | AdviceAnimals | dfo82pg |
what kind of monster would deprive their child of peanut butter! | Prockdiddy | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,442 | AdviceAnimals | dfo838n |
I hate you and all stupid pussy bear posts. | howardandvince | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,448 | AdviceAnimals | dfo83f6 |
Your wife is a stupid bitch | otla | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,452 | AdviceAnimals | dfo83il |
Now that's some confession bearin! | wormee | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,325 | AdviceAnimals | dfo8qlr |
Actually, the best to develop an allergy is by never getting exposed to the allergen. | miranto | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,754 | AdviceAnimals | dfo913u |
Don't mind me, just doing a little stretch. | Squircle_MFT | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,516 | gaming | dfocffd |
Everything is Aloy-k. | spitfire_bandit | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,148 | gaming | dfnuw8p |
Windy day | nBlazeAway | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,206 | gaming | dfnuy5d |
Ok now your left arm. | LEGSwhodoyoustandfor | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,397 | gaming | dfnv4br |
Hakunna Mattata | hhuerta | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,710 | gaming | dfnvehd |
When you're out with your friends and your waving them off telling them that you're "totally" fine. | Seanyster1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,560 | gaming | dfnxyns |
Rolltide baby rolltide | Rufio1406 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,788 | gaming | dfnz0ix |
How much are you being paid to spam this everywhere? | AIsuicide | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,709 | conspiracy | dfnui3y |
This thread really makes me feel stupid. | soonerchad | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,884 | conspiracy | dfnvk6e |
Download it and let us know. | rodental | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,975 | conspiracy | dfnwj04 |
When you only follow hype | DaltonSK-KS | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,875 | Sneakers | dfnvjw4 |
Is this real? | AvidCircleJerker | 9 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,021,151 | Unexpected | dfojvxe |
Aaahh... the birth of funnies on the internet.. I remember this video from some extrmely old meme sites. | NitroBubblegum | 52 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,654 | Unexpected | dfo3rav |
What about a random draw battle | sr20inans2000 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,902 | ClashRoyale | dfobzvw |
ALso a random confirmation, so you don't accedintly lose ur deck. | WowUFoundMyName | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,588 | ClashRoyale | dfoch7q |
yep we need this in clash royale it shouldn't be that hard to add | ILIKEPIZZAYEAH | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,823 | ClashRoyale | dfodc2i |
Yes please! | XanHeart | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,834 | ClashRoyale | dfoeprb |
This should be added... They should add this and two more deck slots. | Nathan_calvert4 | 72 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,975 | ClashRoyale | dfnuqpd |
Are you on iOS or Samsung? | IaMtHeReAlZ_35 | -3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,074 | ClashRoyale | dfnxj2f |
After you chase them across the street. | LCDJosh | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,108,384 | newtothenavy | dfpvnwm |
April Fool's Day? | robikini | 7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,018 | humor | dfodgya |
Because feminisim? | Paranatural | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,866 | humor | dfog4e1 |
Because you got fooled? | uber1337h4xx0r | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,333 | humor | dfoitqy |
The real problem here is that you were about to preorder Destiny 2. | Grayson130 | 7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,259 | gaming | dfo9drz |
How many systems is Sony gunna come out with? | iAmTheWalrus219 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,668 | gaming | dfob43v |
Still mad Nintendo never made Nintendo 65. | GuardianFreeman | 9 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,276 | gaming | dfoc9j7 |
Holy crap Sony, you *just* released the PS4.5, slow down! | Baconwich | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,463 | gaming | dfoce7c |
Apparently you can also choose PC, twice. | ARealLiveCanadian | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,688 | gaming | dfocjob |
To be fair: The release of scorpio will probably make ps5 not too far away :P | oyvho | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,759 | gaming | dfoclfc |
The real question is... why were you trying to preorder Destiny 2 | frickoffman | -3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,266 | gaming | dfoebv1 |
Or 5 ps1's duct taped together | kp254 | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,642 | gaming | dfoel29 |
If they added PC as an april fools joke I am going to drive to their offices and make a bonfire of every single halo game bungie made. | MichaelEuteneuer | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,024 | gaming | dfoeugs |
It also comes with a collectors edition Half Life 3. | Stubberz | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,120 | gaming | dfoewtp |
April 1 | Blarneystone2 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,775 | gaming | dfofd8n |
I think sony hired George foreman to name their consoles. | somerandumguy | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,412 | gaming | dfofth1 |
It's funny because Destiny is a joke franchise :) | MisterMajorKappa | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,902 | gaming | dfog583 |
I think the PS4 pro is the ps5 | 1337b00n | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,342 | gaming | dfogfef |
There are also 2 pc platforms i guess | sticky118 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,919 | gaming | dfohe2s |
fake | DiamondEevee | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,300 | gaming | dfohm9d |
april 1st, spread out | StoneBeWipe | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,809 | gaming | dfoj3w6 |
Surprise! | PECOSbravo | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,020,457 | gaming | dfojho3 |
Its gone now | cactustit | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,020,914 | gaming | dfojqyx |
Piece of Shit 5 | Krypto_spear | -6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,021,454 | gaming | dfok25n |
They better call it the Play5tation | NobleSC3 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,021,770 | gaming | dfok8ft |
The real joke won't be realized until launch day. | YourLordandSaviorJC | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,022,084 | gaming | dfokep6 |
Is there a chance they meant PlayStation Pro | The_Colin_Brown | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,026,564 | gaming | dfommse |
People still pre-order games? | dotnetdotcom | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,027,370 | gaming | dfomzcq |
you can also get it for playstation 4 and ps4 | thequeenartemis | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,028,077 | gaming | dfona0j |
Near, Far Wherever you are Its april first for 20 more hours | Goliath311 | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,030,257 | gaming | dfoo53g |
Its also availabpe on either pc or pc, depending on which you use. | Christehkiller | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,030,346 | gaming | dfoo6cd |
You got some splanning to do. | spqr500bc | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,031,067 | gaming | dfoog11 |
Why the fuck would you order this piece of shit game? | Silent_As_The_Grave_ | -13 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,033,403 | gaming | dfop964 |
Included with purchase Playstation 4 Xbox One PC | Mercysh | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,041,203 | gaming | dforo6y |
ps5 sounds like its a thing | ollobrains | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,043,717 | gaming | dfosf7r |
I just pre- ordered Persona five on the PS4, not the PS4Pro. | Eldiablo119 | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,046,673 | gaming | dfotd5m |
April fools! | pm_me_steamcodes_thx | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,050,554 | gaming | dfouwqf |
Clearly it was a typo... They meant PS6. | JDM350GT | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,052,181 | gaming | dfovo3c |
Some mansplaining* to do | Bismuth101 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,056,844 | gaming | dfoy8hb |
I feel that preordering destiny 2 before we know anything about it needs more explaination. | Simply_Cosmic | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,058,997 | gaming | dfozkxh |
do NOT pre-order destiny2, destiny1 was complete shit. | cernunnos_89 | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,089,774 | gaming | dfpkcrt |
That is interesting | Naditzu | 193 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,985 | gaming | dfnur1e |
Someone at Sony just fucked up pretty bad. | Elijahwoodsshoes | 65 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,024 | gaming | dfnus9v |
Could be a place holder for something else | khallloda | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,043 | gaming | dfnustu |
April 1 here already bois | Makinjo | 3,076 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,879 | gaming | dfnvk0x |
As someone who just bought a PS4 Pro I will be done with Sony if the PS5 comes out this year or early next year. | Jaybib | 135 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,326 | gaming | dfnvy5l |
Order it and tell us what you get. | PM_ME_TITS_N_KITTENS | 301 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,918 | gaming | dfnxdwc |
Delete this | ValenTK | -14 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,121 | gaming | dfnxkm7 |
A PS5 would be dumb right now. | Geralt_0f_Riv | 11 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,548 | gaming | dfo23x9 |
Stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill waiting for the PS9. | Recaldy | 28 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,788 | gaming | dfo32qr |
PSS. | Kaffeebohnson | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,465 | gaming | dfo4d7u |
I'm not prepared for the April fools yet ;-; still march over here | HexPG | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,067 | gaming | dfo6bta |
If a person got that excited everytime I saw them, I would honestly want to dropkick them.. | iknowallmyabcs | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,055 | TheBluePill | dfoev5y |
Mark Twain is probably turning over in his grave right now. | foreignergrl | 7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,880 | TheBluePill | dfnvk1r |
Is it possible to come off as any more of a little bitch than they already do? | bleak-outlook | 17 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,528 | TheBluePill | dfnw4ol |
Well they aren't wrong in that no woman will ever be happy to see them but somewhere along the way, working backwards from this observation, they seem to have tripped and fallen in poison ivy. | MAGMA_CHUNKZ | 13 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,582 | TheBluePill | dfo24wm |
It's always entertaining to see how aggressively ignorant these patriots can be. | sparkbusiness | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,022,405 | ShitAmericansSay | dfokl27 |
Most of the spending power now occupies the White House, apparently. | _ElBee_ | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,027,702 | ShitAmericansSay | dfon4fn |
"The technology isn't there" they said which they also said in regards to fixing desync so give it a few years and you MIGHT see it | TreyChips | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,254 | pathofexile | dfnuzon |
would even pay for upgrading 4 premium tabs to 1 quad :/ | FedroFinale | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,936 | pathofexile | dfnxehj |
Me too! | slow_one | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,166 | Charlotte | dfnxm2i |
Traps them on their way up | Helicoptering | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,051 | Charlotte | dfo5kot |
Didnt the Catholics already admit it wasn't the Joos fault or something? | jlg149 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,020,357 | Israel | dfojfjo |
Not only Israel apparently, also Italy lol. | KingJewffrey | 13 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,977 | Israel | dfnz6ae |
I hope that even the ICJ has enough sense to throw this guy out on his bum. | desdendelle | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,365 | Israel | dfo2r00 |
Now if they would just realize the Republican pundits that they listen to in the car really weren't acting on good faith badmouthing Obamacare, or any other topic for that matter. | docmedic | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,508 | politics | dfoixbr |
It's almost like we had to pass it before Republicans would let themselves know what was in it. | Goldmessiah | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,447 | politics | dfo5vbx |
Subreddit that teaches to draw? | Jetisfly420 | 8 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,700 | interestingasfuck | dfod907 |
"Oh wow this looks pretty easy" *starts shading* "What the f-" | YoBoyCal | 15 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,203 | interestingasfuck | dfoeac0 |
aka the almost a swastika like three times. | dearhero | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,300 | interestingasfuck | dfoecqa |
At first it looks like the Microsoft Exchange Server 2007/2010 logo | Alpha_Link | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,662 | interestingasfuck | dfoelif |
Guess you have to be left handed. | ssolanumm | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,365 | interestingasfuck | dfofsaz |
With my drawing skills I'd be lucky to get past the 1st dot. | zaduwer | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,905 | interestingasfuck | dfog5al |
I can't be the only one who thinks this appears to be extremely easy but I know if I try to draw it, it would look horrid. | theregoesmyeye | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,193 | interestingasfuck | dfogbzl |
Dude should draw a dope looking pie. | shadyhawkins | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,331 | interestingasfuck | dfogf5s |
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