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TIL: I'm a hairless, short and weak gorilla | OneEyedMelon | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,614 | todayilearned | dfof9ah |
That explains why they're so pissed off all of the time. | harlesslee | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,619 | todayilearned | dfof9ej |
We aren't primates. | [deleted] | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,680 | todayilearned | dfofaxk |
This is because humans prefer penis size. | Deadlycalculator | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,700 | todayilearned | dfofbf8 |
I have my doubts. | QueenRubie | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,710 | todayilearned | dfofbod |
relevant thumbnail | Meih_Notyou | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,767 | todayilearned | dfofd1w |
TIL I'm a gorilla | CtPa_Town | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,844 | todayilearned | dfofeyt |
except for the president racist shitbag who has a dick so small that cannot even be seen with an election scanning microscope. | fervidfly | -2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,056 | todayilearned | dfofkdu |
Where's that size equation that Randy Marsh was teaching? | BigRizzo1984 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,068 | todayilearned | dfofkpn |
That's why they are always pounding their chests and acting like animals. | IsaoraAK | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,113 | todayilearned | dfofltl |
one inch pinch | _grouse_ | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,184 | todayilearned | dfofnor |
Gives a whole new meaning to "dicks out for Harambe" | vivaciousyeti | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,201 | todayilearned | dfofo4x |
Visiting the gorilla wing of the zoo will be very different from now on. | Ghenges | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,260 | todayilearned | dfofpo5 |
Ya filthy animal. | steeliepete | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,282 | todayilearned | dfofq77 |
Random cucumber | PessimisticSnake | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,376 | todayilearned | dfofslg |
Duh. | mindofmanyways | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,443 | todayilearned | dfofu8o |
TIL: I'm a gorilla. | beebeereebozo | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,471 | todayilearned | dfofuyo |
Need to expand dong | jhar23 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,505 | todayilearned | dfofvsx |
So if a gorilla ever wants to pick a fight I'll just make fun of his small penis as he beats me to death with my own arms. | WeakStreamZ | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,595 | todayilearned | dfofxxv |
Could you imagine if we evolved from equines instead? | LandMineHare | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,643 | todayilearned | dfofz2w |
Nice gherkin | WeakStreamZ | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,721 | todayilearned | dfog0zw |
Let your dicks hang with pride today fellas | WillyTanner | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,758 | todayilearned | dfog1vd |
I guess it really does come down to how you use it | stormhunter1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,885 | todayilearned | dfog4tz |
TIL people are stupid to think humans are primates. | thefriendzoneguy | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,992 | todayilearned | dfog7bs |
I feel a lot better about myself. | krypt_o | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,028 | todayilearned | dfog85q |
Speak for yourself :( | Baeblayd | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,174 | todayilearned | dfogbj6 |
Poor Mrs Gorilla. | MrWoohoo | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,220 | todayilearned | dfogcla |
Well this answers my dad's question about why Kong didn't have any visible junk when we saw it earlier today. | lmMrMeeseeksLookAtMe | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,290 | todayilearned | dfoge7d |
"His testicles, together weighing 1.5 ounces" Well, I know what I'm doing the next couple of minutes. | deviltrombone | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,315 | todayilearned | dfogesu |
I learned that a dogs penis gets so erect it will get stuck inside the female dog. | diarh34 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,352 | todayilearned | dfogfme |
that's why they're so mad all the time | Nisas | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,467 | todayilearned | dfogi8a |
We've got nothing on the barnacle. | hat-TF2 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,470 | todayilearned | dfogiaj |
Idk man baboons are hung af | Torkoolguy | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,492 | todayilearned | dfogiso |
Your mother learned that a long time ago | alpaca7 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,692 | todayilearned | dfogndv |
Damn straight | dfrederking | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,795 | todayilearned | dfogpmo |
this cant be correct, horse penis and whale penis are massive | backbitting | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,831 | todayilearned | dfogqek |
KING KONG AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME! | Milo_theHutt | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,927 | todayilearned | dfogslm |
Moral of story: if you ever get charged by a gorilla, whip out your dick and immediately establish dominance. | ProdigalSheep | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,957 | todayilearned | dfogtar |
That explains all the gorilla pussy I've been getting. | nonameforyou1234 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,981 | todayilearned | dfogtuf |
itt: muh dick | MrShekelstein15 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,038 | todayilearned | dfogv3w |
That why they get angry and charge, mad at you for looking at their little dicks. | batsdx | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,039 | todayilearned | dfogv4h |
Says you. | okaydudewhatever | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,080 | todayilearned | dfogw1e |
Fuck yeah! | gbstills | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,151 | todayilearned | dfogxla |
Wow... You just straight ripped off my post | Holland- | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,185 | todayilearned | dfogyay |
So what you're saying is the DONG does not in fact EXPAND? | Moarbid_Krabs | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,192 | todayilearned | dfogygj |
And my Google search history just gets weirder and weirder and weirder | waynedingo | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,214 | todayilearned | dfogyxo |
TIL that "gorilla" is spelt "gorrilla" | HellspawnedJawa | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,243 | todayilearned | dfogzhw |
So...What's the most hung of all life on Earth? | appropriate-username | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,525 | todayilearned | dfoh5ib |
This should've been in get motivated | struglyf3 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,533 | todayilearned | dfoh5ot |
for how large gorillas are, is 1in enough to penetrate? | Jesus-chan | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,613 | todayilearned | dfoh7gj |
Over the course of all the females were as we had a elephantine gorilla dick. | yankc1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,690 | todayilearned | dfoh956 |
Well i can sleep a little better tonight. | Kohng | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,719 | todayilearned | dfoh9sk |
Booya, baby. | Ilikebigmacs | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,777 | todayilearned | dfohb1z |
I love that picture for this post | DX_Tb0nE_XD | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,844 | todayilearned | dfohchl |
all of a sudden the planet of the apes movies make a lot more sense | A_Charmandur | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,886 | todayilearned | dfohdeh |
Not true, blacks are the most endowed of all primates. | thecatgods | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,893 | todayilearned | dfohdjg |
Upvoting for my self esteem | Lan777 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,920 | todayilearned | dfohe2v |
Finally some notoriety. | BuddaFunk | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,930 | todayilearned | dfoheag |
You should check out the book "Sex at dawn" | panayotty | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,936 | todayilearned | dfohefp |
Til that a gorilla's election is just over one inch long, and that humans are the most endowed of all primates... Except Asians | CMDR_Gungoose | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,943 | todayilearned | dfohel1 |
I met a chick with the grip of an orangutan, and damn it was strong. | SUM_TIN_W0NG | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,990 | todayilearned | dfohfiz |
So what are the most endowed in asia? | FruitierGnome | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,992 | todayilearned | dfohfl0 |
But we still ain't nothing compared to a horse, except for a few guys on Brazzers | Electrojay | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,997 | todayilearned | dfohfoj |
That's what she said. | bargman | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,041 | todayilearned | dfohgmf |
GO TEAM HUMANS! | BrakemanBob | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,085 | todayilearned | dfohhl8 |
Whilst directly staring at the Alpha Silverback, whip out that massively manly monstrously monumental moisture missile to assert dominance? | placebotwo | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,092 | todayilearned | dfohhpq |
keep telling yourself that. | RonPolyp | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,161 | todayilearned | dfohj7a |
I literally just learned that in an episode of House. | threeofbirds121 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,171 | todayilearned | dfohjeq |
I read somewhere that King King would have been able to rape the woman he kidnapped, because even when scaled up to his size, the penis would still be quite small. | islandpains | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,267 | todayilearned | dfohlil |
God damn right... fucking gorrilas | destructobro | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,310 | todayilearned | dfohmhe |
I must have some gorilla in me! | MattDLD | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,331 | todayilearned | dfohmxz |
Sooo...are we going to mention the flying cucumber in the thumbnail...? | corndoge | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,348 | todayilearned | dfohnbr |
Speak for yourself. | Sietemadrid | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,369 | todayilearned | dfohntr |
Harambe had a big ole hog. | IForgotAboutDre | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,515 | todayilearned | dfohqxq |
Aaaaaand now I'm watching the Chinpokomon episode of South Park. | maggiedean | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,516 | todayilearned | dfohqym |
Natural selection at its finest | y1651y584c | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,554 | todayilearned | dfohrqu |
Zombie Jesus told me that hoomans are not primates. | swilkers808 | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,594 | todayilearned | dfohska |
"I might be hung like a gorilla, but there's 20 stone pushing the fucker home." | greyjackal | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,614 | todayilearned | dfohsyw |
King kong must have quite the chode | ptrap333 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,646 | todayilearned | dfohtln |
Suddenly that Bruno Mars song is less arousing. | punchbox | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,702 | todayilearned | dfohurv |
USA USA USA | Lokimonoxide | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,703 | todayilearned | dfohusb |
**pounds chest** | S2-RT | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,856 | todayilearned | dfohxyn |
Thank you to the Size Queen primate relatives of my past for selecting big dicks in your mates so that I may ride them today | Diamond_In_The_Muff | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,858 | todayilearned | dfohy0b |
And humans are the only primates that do not have a bone (baculum) in their penis. | broeklien | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,060 | todayilearned | dfoi2gg |
I wonder what would happen if you flaunted your cock to a gorilla at the zoo | elkazay | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,130 | todayilearned | dfoi3zt |
No wonder they seem so angry all the time | shredit98 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,158 | todayilearned | dfoi4m3 |
Yay I have the smallish human dick, but still larger than a gorilla | robert235 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,195 | todayilearned | dfoi5e6 |
1/10, no gorilla dick pic. | UncleChickenHam | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,247 | todayilearned | dfoi6jy |
TIL I'm hung little a gorilla. | PEcoach | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,438 | todayilearned | dfoiata |
Fuck yeah | fitzy7840 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,488 | todayilearned | dfoibtt |
What a disease ridden website. | Xanador44 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,657 | todayilearned | dfoifhf |
Humans are the master race big dickin | Ihateyouandeveryone | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,659 | todayilearned | dfoifir |
I still wish I was born a bonobo. | CCTider | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,791 | todayilearned | dfoii84 |
So King Kong hooking up with Faye Dunaway may have worked. | Phister_BeHole | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,824 | todayilearned | dfoiiy1 |
Same is true about the mammary glands... Ever seen an ape with a huge rack? | aheadwarp9 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,841 | todayilearned | dfoijae |
Crushing it | Optisrule | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,895 | todayilearned | dfoikfg |
As entertaining as these comments are, consider me skeptical of this notion. | jldude84 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,963 | todayilearned | dfoilxv |
No time for monkey business. | BucketBrand | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,007 | todayilearned | dfoimuj |
Welcome to 1800's | Cheeksie | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,081 | todayilearned | dfoioey |
This really dispels all the racist dicks that say black people are the most ape-like, judging by penis size they are the furthest xD | OGcaboose | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,184 | todayilearned | dfoiqmg |
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