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You are tempting tankforces beyond your comprehension, good sir. | FantasticDan1 | 68 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,374 | hockey | dfnwvyu |
Edmonton, uh, finds a way | StephasaurusRexy | 68 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,802 | hockey | dfnxa36 |
Maybe we can trade our playoff spot to Colorado? | PKStarStorm | 8 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,225 | hockey | dfnzdvv |
they're still gonna win it somehow | iOnlyShoot3s | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,345 | hockey | dfnzhlv |
One question: Does Cam Talbot have the same capacity to shit a jet engine out of his ass and carry the Oilers to the SCF? | Hiei2k7 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,753 | hockey | dfo1h6g |
WAIT A MINUTE THATS MACTAVISH'S MUSIC | iSWINE | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,005 | hockey | dfo2h21 |
Just took them how many first overalls to get here? | Bekkumz | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,201 | hockey | dfo2mhz |
Fade them. | diamond3442 | 13 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,353 | hockey | dfo4a88 |
NAIL YAKUPOV DIED FOR THIS | Sacred_soul | 13 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,957 | hockey | dfo8gv2 |
The dynasty finally ends :( | Punished_Trump | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,170 | hockey | dfo8mn1 |
Is her name "Tippy"? | butterball1 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,745 | funny | dfntm3w |
Please god kill me now. | BonnieLozanie | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,764 | funny | dfntmr9 |
It's easy to answer questions like that when you know there's nothing to find. | Android487 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,758 | The_Donald | dfntmix |
Class legendary and quest having synergy is a bad thing | TosyV1 | 37 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,818 | hearthstone | dfntojs |
I just feel bad for rogue.But the last time I felt bad for those fuckers they proved us all wrong and was a top tier class in Gadgetzan, so who knows. | AssaultMode | 18 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,862 | hearthstone | dfntq00 |
That is why you turn 1 Kabal Lackey into Mana bind in order to steal the priest legendary quest as your own. | Jaydonite | 9 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,903 | hearthstone | dfntrc3 |
[[Kabal Courier]], your complaint is invalid. | KwikSadik | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,876 | hearthstone | dfo357i |
Nah make it three nights, so it's more special and unique. | football1010 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,610 | DetroitRedWings | dfo58eo |
You don't really need one considering TFS today is mostly git plus some really handy CI build/release tools. | ItsMeCaptainMurphy | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,026,738 | programming | dfomph7 |
Hilariously, Google+ seems to have found a niche with open source people - Linus uses it | localtoast | 8 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,050,755 | programming | dfouzvv |
Trump is far more gone than even the worst autistic person. | smegthis1 | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,028,230 | news | dfoncc5 |
Well, if they paint it blue, it'll no longer be too dangerous for Trump to stay in because no one will be able to find the White House anymore. | loserwithajetta | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,070,964 | news | dfp7wwg |
I thought electing Trump was raising awareness of Autism | epicstoner86 | 77 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,666 | news | dfnvd29 |
Who isn't aware of autism at this point? | SANDERS4POTUS69 | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,632 | news | dfnw821 |
Why not orange? | liveontimemitnoevil | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,678 | news | dfnw9ip |
Awareness that autism is not caused by vaccines I hope. | networklackey | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,433 | news | dfo2sw2 |
Will there also be a blue little window and a blue Corvette? | JustAManOnAToilet | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,655 | news | dfo6rfd |
They'd BETTER serve tendies. | TheyShootBeesAtYou | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,706 | news | dfo8zzp |
Thank you so much! | DraCam1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,257 | runescape | dfnu37j |
Thx man, closure feels good. | Blayner9 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,289 | runescape | dfnu480 |
Then dont get one when people start selling it. | srbman | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,437 | runescape | dfnu944 |
What a completely original and unique idea! | Deplorable_Hombre | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,605 | runescape | dfnuen8 |
Mod Shauny confirmed in discord that it wasn't an April fools joke. | Aqua_Phobix | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,763 | runescape | dfnwc9y |
Romar was excellent at getting guys to the nba | TheRealHenryG | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,583,651 | CollegeBasketball | dfyn6ix |
Pointy, waxed goatee will be making a comeback. | DrinkVictoryGin | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,490 | politics | dfoa9rw |
Only illegal when regular people do it | RealDisagreer | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,003 | politics | dfo976e |
Did someone really say we're not living under a Fascist government? | RankInsubordination | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,951 | politics | dfo9vgl |
There should be a law requiring our federal elected officials to place all of their investments into a blind trust upon taking office. | asad137 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,960 | politics | dfo9vq0 |
This is outrageous and disgusting and disturbing. | LightofDvara | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,458 | politics | dfoa8wr |
They don't even pretend anymore. | Goodkat203 | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,636 | politics | dfoadj2 |
Fuck this scum | 0moorad0 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,744 | politics | dfoagax |
The Trump Administration 10 year reunion will be held in Leavenworth, Kansas. | LionelHutz_Law | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,397 | politics | dfoawz0 |
There needs to be a investigation. | Night_Owl74 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,742 | politics | dfob62k |
I feel like it should be illegal to own stock if you work in the government at any level. | mctastee88 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,888 | politics | dfob9ra |
Congress people miss votes all the shit Trump's campaigners. | h0b0_monkey | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,445 | politics | dfocdrm |
For fuck's sake | PseubroDoc | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,628 | politics | dfoci6h |
Holy Place shit how did an article is posted to keep lining his pockets even more cover age over what would happen to money is he a Democrat? | aragorn_one1 | -4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,128 | politics | dfogahy |
This is not a place to discus politics, It is a Trump bashing trash can and nothing else. | TriggaDre | -6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,774 | politics | dfoihwn |
From that sixty Minutes piece about it. | oban81 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,020,172 | politics | dfojbnu |
Lock him up? | cocainesoliloquy | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,020,868 | politics | dfojq1q |
Don't worry about confusing the two, there was HUGE press coverage over what his wife's estate would have to do with Trump get more than five upvotes? | Fikot89 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,022,692 | politics | dfokqrb |
Isn't this the very definition of 'conflict of interest'? | Xyph3r | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,035,910 | politics | dfoq2l9 |
Lock him up? | heeloftar | 18 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,541 | politics | dfnuci5 |
Well this doesn't sound good. | i-am-sancho | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,710 | politics | dfnui60 |
Being utterly unethical is a requirement to be part of Dumps disgraceful administration. | savagedan | 30 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,757 | politics | dfnujnf |
Swamp the drain! | MissionStyle | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,429 | politics | dfnv5c7 |
Sounds pretty swampy to me. | SortaVeg | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,485 | politics | dfnv76g |
Lock him up! | Gscarveguy | 12 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,352 | politics | dfnvz0b |
Didn't we already know this? | abravesrock | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,816 | politics | dfnwdyl |
Jason Chaffetz will not stand for this! | ABTechie | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,982 | politics | dfnwj6y |
did annyone mention you might have an issue with corruption in politics? | thehippieswereright | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,999 | politics | dfnwjq3 |
I thought this was common knowledge most politicians did this on some scale or another | getmad420 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,723 | politics | dfnx7gb |
That makes him smart. | elliotron | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,875 | politics | dfnxcir |
Looks like he fits right into Trumps White House of corruption. | trillabyte | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,239 | politics | dfnxogl |
he's a charlatan and a criminal | mackrider | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,961 | politics | dfnyb1e |
I think this may have been what US ATTORNEY Preet Bhararra was investigating when he was fired... | TheDebbie | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,745 | politics | dfnyz7j |
Mein Swampf. | danklymemingdexter | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,956 | politics | dfnz5ob |
Republicans put party over principles, party over people, and party over country- every day, in every way. | itsgeorgebailey | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,207 | politics | dfnzdcn |
Surely this is illegal. | yobsmezn | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,311 | politics | dfo146p |
Opinion: no one in Goverment is allowed to have any stakes in any stock. | reagsters | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,433 | politics | dfo17qk |
Remember when people would go to jail for this? | Samurai_light | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,732 | politics | dfo29e6 |
I read somewhere that Preet Barara was investigating this as well, and this was one of the reasons he was fired. | frozen_mercury | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,983 | politics | dfo2ggh |
These people are so corrupt it's unbelievable. | throwwayout | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,539 | politics | dfo3o1s |
That makes him smart! | hobakinte | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,597 | politics | dfo3po2 |
That doesn't seem right | awildwoodsmanappears | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,340 | politics | dfo49ur |
So many coincidences! | torontotemporary | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,827 | politics | dfo5edo |
And the pubs won't do a thing. | Sardorim | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,085 | politics | dfo6cbu |
Holy shit how did an article that has nothing to do with Trump get more than 5 upvotes? | Isonor | -5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,688 | politics | dfo7iuz |
Isn't this completely illegal? | Shpeple | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,482 | politics | dfo8uhn |
What a fucking idiot | preeetygood | 16 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,935 | chicago | dfnya8z |
Sadly, he's also still listed on the roster. | higgss | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,809 | chicago | dfo1ir4 |
+1 | pinellaspete | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,052,413 | Amd | dfovs4a |
Those studies do this in teeny tiny increments over a significant period of time. | AmericanFabius | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,004,955 | AdviceAnimals | dfo95zk |
So ah, what is peanut butter really made of? | Kiyoko504 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,004,980 | AdviceAnimals | dfo96lq |
Is peanut allergy a thing you pass onto your kid? | StreamingBall | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,144 | AdviceAnimals | dfo9atm |
Get a new wife who isn't so nutty. | whiskeyknitting | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,322 | AdviceAnimals | dfo9fdr |
You can't be allergic to something upon first exposure anyway | caugryl | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,460 | AdviceAnimals | dfo9iu1 |
Title had me thinking your wife was expecting horrible things from anal. | Onlyhereforthelaughs | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,776 | AdviceAnimals | dfo9qxi |
You are a good father. | dont_ban_me_please | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,793 | AdviceAnimals | dfo9rcq |
You're going to have to tell her one day but that it has to be in a hospital | Empyrealist | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,831 | AdviceAnimals | dfo9scp |
Women are idiots. | bagano1 | -6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,978 | AdviceAnimals | dfo9w6t |
Actually, eating peanuts during pregnancy is the best option. | sgmctabnxjs | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,018 | AdviceAnimals | dfo9x9b |
Divorced in 12 months | captainkrinking | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,147 | AdviceAnimals | dfoa0qk |
Good for you. | luckyincode | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,416 | AdviceAnimals | dfoa7uo |
Uh yeah, hiding stuff about your kid from your wife is not a healthy way to live | so_wavy | 28 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,447 | AdviceAnimals | dfoa8mu |
Just sprinkle some crack on your wife and get the fuck outta there. | rollamac2006 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,539 | AdviceAnimals | dfoab1s |
That's a divorce waiting to happen lol | Hootietang | 7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,703 | AdviceAnimals | dfoafai |
Husband is a messy eater and likes to snuggle with the kids.... All three newborns he has dropped peanut butter and jam on their heads while he hate a sandwich and snuggled with them | Cathyg_99 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,719 | AdviceAnimals | dfoafp1 |
Ive been doing this with bees | karlsrealtalk | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,661 | AdviceAnimals | dfob3wl |
Your wife is a fucking nutjob, and you're stuck with her. | ocean6csgo | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,010 | AdviceAnimals | dfobczp |
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