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How about the dogo? | Modernsizedturd | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,266 | exmormon | dfo3g70 |
But how to get rid of all those children you accrued in the meantime | i_control_cats | 13 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,499 | exmormon | dfo3mvk |
You're gonna hie to happiness. | wardslut | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,381 | exmormon | dfo4ay4 |
But did the dog resign? | Sultan-of-swat | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,647 | exmormon | dfo4i3c |
But did the dog resign? | FSUSMC | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,113 | exmormon | dfo4uyt |
Will you start consuming alcohol and/or caffeine? | imsorope | 7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,436 | exmormon | dfo5v1r |
Why so many kids? | ReleaseTheRobot | 14 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,930 | exmormon | dfo6889 |
Awesome the dog resigned too! | JosephTheChrist | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,171 | exmormon | dfo6els |
Go watch the book of Mormon, you'll love it | Shitty_Google_Bot | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,899 | exmormon | dfo7om9 |
What was your temple name? | cablesupport | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,634 | exmormon | dfo8885 |
*My kids and I* | manboyish | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,777 | exmormon | dfo8c0t |
What about the dog? | allydearest | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,035 | exmormon | dfo8iy4 |
Blond hair, blue eyes, 6 kids... looks oncemo to me! | ReDyP | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,532 | exmormon | dfo8vra |
Feels bad to see a great family leave such a great religion. | Highfivesghost | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,667 | exmormon | dfo8z17 |
So true | PuedoAyudarle | 22 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,652 | exmormon | dfnw8ov |
she wasn't pregnant tho still trying to figure out where that came from may not even have beat on her either | fuckwiththis | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,462 | hiphopheads | dfnxvil |
Riki is number one. | TheKingRiki | 8 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,059,269 | Xenoblade_Chronicles | dfozr5q |
Unfortunately, if you don't have hair on your head, they'll pluck it from elsewhere. | GSlicee | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,791 | trees | dfntnnp |
Fuck my keto diet for this | Honk4Tits | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,004,921 | baseball | dfo953k |
Diabetes epidemic in Seattle, Washington. | tylertram | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,339 | baseball | dfo9fsn |
I'm starting a petition to get an Insomnia Cookies stand at GABP that delivers to your seat. | desmondhasabarrow | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,715 | baseball | dfo9pcj |
I wish they had these in Oakland | DqnnyOG | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,445 | baseball | dfoay8x |
Yet another reason I'm happy the Marlins are coming to Seattle this year! | jigokusabre | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,935 | baseball | dfobb09 |
And if it's like anything else in Safeco they'll only be $30 | Ders_ | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,105 | baseball | dfobfdp |
In related news, Pablo Sandoval and Bartolo Colon have been traded to the Mariners. | cupasoups | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,059 | baseball | dfocsv4 |
I'm really disapponted that my wife and I were there last summer on vacation and not this summer. | Wheresalltherumgone | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,509 | baseball | dfod43o |
Welcome to 2014...we've had those for years at Petco | anoff | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,753 | baseball | dfodaby |
Cancer causing sugar | Chicago29Titles | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,416 | baseball | dfoefjc |
And it will only cost $22. | marmo518 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,431 | baseball | dfoefwx |
oh fuck yeah | Neighbor2972 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,453 | baseball | dfoegfj |
still not Ghiradelli dont @ me | jamiccdasneak | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,386 | baseball | dfofsud |
Will it cost less than $80? | wallyk3 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,075 | baseball | dfog997 |
Upvoting purely for ice cream sandwiches. | ohnoitshansolo | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,999 | baseball | dfogu86 |
Petco park already has this | Made_in_Murica | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,086 | baseball | dfohhlu |
wtf I love the Mariners now | ThatDamnWalrus | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,023,541 | baseball | dfol756 |
Keep Eddie Lacy away from Safeco, duly noted | PM_ME_KIM_JONG-UN | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,024,448 | baseball | dfolnnb |
Too bad I can't have dairy. | JonnyApplePuke | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,024,786 | baseball | dfoltm8 |
At least we won't have to go to eighty! | powerx_5 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,026,096 | baseball | dfomfe3 |
Looks like I need to get down to Seattle this summer. | mattpiv | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,028,873 | baseball | dfonllh |
The calendar says that I can't trust this, but dang do I want this. | PendragonDaGreat | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,030,093 | baseball | dfoo2rl |
This might be the best $ twenty you'll have to go to eighty! | Bisonballer | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,031,348 | baseball | dfoojqj |
Big if true. | dmadSTL | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,032,123 | baseball | dfootkz |
This year, we are all Mariners fans. | hookyboysb | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,034,173 | baseball | dfopibr |
But is a cookie sandwich a hot dog? | Dickssst | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,046,464 | baseball | dfotaiy |
Mmmm... Ice Cream, nom nom nom. | rdale008 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,047,617 | baseball | dfotpj0 |
We da best | Nevermore416 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,052,494 | baseball | dfovthw |
I see posts like this and realize my game experience at the SkyDome isn't living up to what a proper baseball game experience could be. | Mrbrian87 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,053,088 | baseball | dfow4bx |
Then sends ice cream, and this made me pant. | by_skoss_no | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,056,848 | baseball | dfoy8k5 |
Nom nom nom | ElScreecho | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,060,934 | baseball | dfp0wqx |
As a recent Washington transplant, this makes me feel good about the upcoming season. | lumberjawsh | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,071,264 | baseball | dfp84ej |
go | gandaalf | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,077,421 | baseball | dfpc8wh |
Nobody tell Jesus Montero. | Bullwinkle_J_Moose | 333 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,277 | baseball | dfnt6jl |
ohmygod | analogboy56 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,591 | baseball | dfnue6s |
That brownie one... | Feel_Chaser | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,649 | baseball | dfnvcjf |
Do they still have ice cream in the baseball helmet bowl? | attorneyatslaw | 23 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,973 | baseball | dfnvn1n |
Looks like I'll be regretting not purchasing season tickets. | ShortsBeatPants | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,600 | baseball | dfnx3du |
America is fat enough | Ilovemygf2 | -11 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,800 | baseball | dfnxa0a |
At least we won't have to worry about them melting quickly. | ButtholeFingerSwirl | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,224 | baseball | dfnxnyj |
Can we get one? | MLBOfficial | 105 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,855 | baseball | dfny7q0 |
I think I just found out what will be displacing Shishkaberries in my kids' affections. | SofieTerleska | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,364 | baseball | dfnynfx |
Well I guess I'm a Mariners fan now. | Taylorenokson | 51 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,926 | baseball | dfnz4qn |
Wilfred Bremley approves. | asoughtafterdroid | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,899 | baseball | dfo0s4u |
Miller park has had this but with donuts for the past two years. | DinckinFlicka | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,093 | baseball | dfo0xpj |
In honor of Mariners great Jesus Montero, I assume | polelover44 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,425 | baseball | dfo17ia |
alright everyone lets move to seattle | Quople | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,624 | baseball | dfo4hhr |
Are you telling me I have to hit safeco this season? | destinybond | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,326 | baseball | dfo5s2e |
I think I remember something like this at petco too. | brashet | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,196 | baseball | dfo7woi |
Just like he wants Sally Yates to testify? | prestico23 | 93 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,283 | politics | dfnt6r8 |
It's starting too seem like a trap like what happened with Oliver North. | yayfori | 30 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,448 | politics | dfntc8t |
Cue nunes the tit to unravel the story, a monologue of Flynn spying. | Flatineer | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,671 | politics | dfntjm2 |
"Everything he knows it's public" | ManWithASquareHead | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,078 | politics | dfntx6d |
Classic fuck up reaction like it was all part of the plan, "I actually wanted this to happen, sooo..." | WittsandGrit | 11 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,265 | politics | dfnu3g6 |
Current events would make a fascinating game theory study. | AALen | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,863 | politics | dfnun2p |
Scape goat | o_zeta_acosta | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,997 | politics | dfnwjoq |
Switch the chairs before he gets there, he won't know any better. | TomKiisk | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,047,079 | europe | dfotikm |
You can take comfort in the fact that it is possible he has hemorrhoids and needs the better chair :) | LuciWiz | 10 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,496 | europe | dfnzmaz |
Hoping there's like half an hour betweenthe Space Jesus Liquid Stranger b2b and Tycho so I can candyflip at both sets, I'd be bummed if they were like four hours apart | SatanLordOfDarkness | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,080,552 | ElectricForest | dfpebof |
Weekend 2 peeps....don't sleep on Shades | ItsAccrualWorld6 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,785,691 | ElectricForest | dg1z33g |
if tycho and nero conflict, or even overlap, it will be a travesty | cdg_ | 17 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,600 | ElectricForest | dfnthat |
I hope tycho doesn't conflict with that b2b | Athront | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,291 | ElectricForest | dfnu4b8 |
That Liquid Stranger b2b Space Jesus, Woolymammoth, Pendulum, Zomboy weekend 1 @ Tripolee Also Friday Sherwood weekend 1 is absolutely stacked | mynamescody | 9 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,656 | ElectricForest | dfnugbp |
Claude closing out tripolee on Thursday is going to be a party, just hoping he doesn't conflict with A&B :/ | Wagneo | 8 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,061 | ElectricForest | dfnutfm |
Tycho curated under Foreign Family, does this mean this will be his only scheduled performance? | LuWyfer | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,519 | ElectricForest | dfnx0o3 |
so happy night bass and birdhouse is on seperate days. | monstaface | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,786 | ElectricForest | dfny5lb |
Isn't it kinda weird that Dillon Francis is on bassrush weekend 2? | controller_hog3 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,163 | ElectricForest | dfnyh99 |
Struggling to understand... what exactly is a curated event at the forest? | tmurph4000 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,641 | ElectricForest | dfnyvzm |
I really hope I can see troyboi and zomboy *crosses fingers* | samisawesome4 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,633 | ElectricForest | dfo2yil |
Thank you! | ingruberti | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,069 | DestinyTheGame | dfntww8 |
A lot of salt in this thread | Stebee | -3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,813 | hockey | dfoai2f |
Hope NJ read the Hall/Larsson trade carefully, otherwise he miss the fine print stating that we also get their 1st round pick in the upcoming draft. | jewstan | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,886 | hockey | dfob9pb |
On this day, a Dynasty died. | Northpen | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,271 | hockey | dfobjob |
I'm getting flashbacks to the Sharks/Oilers playoffs that year :( | limelifesavers | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,998 | hockey | dfoi12j |
I'm gonna be so fucking happy watching the lottery knowi ng we have no chance of winning it. | Shigidy | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,034,285 | hockey | dfopjmq |
Damn... hope we dont miss out on another yakupov or hallzy as a result.... | PrincetopherLir | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,057,198 | hockey | dfoyg0r |
Little early for April fools | Maarns | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,060,701 | hockey | dfp0qtm |
20 years ago, detroit beat colorado in the conference finals and won the stanley cup, just a year after colorado moved from quebec and beat detroit in the conference finals on their way to their first stanley cup and now the battle is for the 1st overall pick | threepadstack | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,073,418 | hockey | dfp9l37 |
They are gonna find a way to be top 10. | deadliftbrosef | 23 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,905 | hockey | dfntrdm |
They aren't missing much, the top end of this draft is one of the worst in recent memory. | paperfire | 11 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,939 | hockey | dfntsjj |
It feels weird to witness a tradition recklessly interrupted like that. | jo_maka | 122 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,145 | hockey | dfntzhg |
*fail to do anything of value with three 1st overall picks and god knows how many top 10s* *draft generational talent with the 4th* *mysteriously fail to qualify just in time for the weakest draft in memory* BRAVO BETTMAN BRAVO | brunoamandrill | 97 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,316 | hockey | dfnwu4u |
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