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Even without the gfci, would the standard circuit trip at the main box before giving out a long lethal dose of electrons? | guywithcrazyideas | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,736 | watchpeopledie | dfo4kkl |
Shocking! | Ghastly_Gibus | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,992 | watchpeopledie | dfo4rmn |
What a fucking idiot | HookersForDahl2017 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,388 | watchpeopledie | dfo52dv |
GFCI outlet for the win | ReverendIrreverence | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,219 | watchpeopledie | dfo76mn |
when he jumps with this lamp i thought his soul is coming out lol | skrlilex | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,356 | watchpeopledie | dfo7a8q |
When you die but ball is life | est94Beatz | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,978 | watchpeopledie | dfo7qr0 |
Steph Curry with the shock boi | est94Beatz | -2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,034 | watchpeopledie | dfo7s93 |
His wrist is gunna hurt in the morning | Odins_Fleshlight | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,150 | watchpeopledie | dfo7vdv |
Username checks out. | Derplord1239 | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,740 | AskReddit | dfnrryt |
I can earn karma to comment more so that I can earn more karma on top of my karma and then maybe one day I'll be top comment and someone will give me Reddit Gold so yeah. | Tiko_Xz | -3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,879 | AskReddit | dfnrwcl |
Yeah, Obama was awful | NoMansTie | -12 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,024,300 | AskReddit | dfoll1g |
Jeremy Lamb | pickprotection | -2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,861 | nba | dfnrvte |
Dion Waiters Why haven't we elected him president yet? | deadskin | -4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,882 | nba | dfnrwgk |
JaVale McGee | SportsTiger999 | 35 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,903 | nba | dfnrx33 |
Kevin Durant. | lica_samadaul | -9 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,078 | nba | dfns2vw |
Michael Beasley could've been a superstar | Incognitohero11 | 65 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,097 | nba | dfns3j5 |
Darius Miles | fifaman1662 | 8 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,151 | nba | dfns5d6 |
I think that Terrence Williams could've been a 6'6" Westbrook-lite. | aydee123 | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,234 | nba | dfns81p |
Gilbert Arenas, Steve Francis, Shaq (to some extent). | SnekMark | 10 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,267 | nba | dfns95n |
Greg Oden | ejoalex93 | -2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,371 | nba | dfnscj7 |
Mario Hezonja | Abyss333333 | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,400 | nba | dfnsdip |
Bruno Caboclo :/ | Maybe-Nick | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,720 | nba | dfnso0a |
Inb4 people say Shaq. | MiopTop | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,086 | nba | dfnt083 |
Beasley is a pretty big waste of talent | pericles123 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,838 | nba | dfnumax |
Darko Milicic, dude had flashes of being super fucking good on the Wolves but especially with his recent interviews he just never had the mentality of a great player. | Shitnameshitpost | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,724 | nba | dfnveys |
David Thompson or Michael Ray Richardson | Therebel94 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,751 | nba | dfnvfug |
Rudy Gay | EtTuTittay | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,591 | nba | dfnx337 |
jvale mcgee, dude has a 8'0 wingspan | kawhizilla | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,299 | nba | dfo48sb |
well but the missile did hit the becktel wall that they had just paid millions to build and would pay millons again to rebuild rebuilding for millions what haliburton does best | chickyrogue | 11 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,698 | conspiracy | dfnve2t |
Those pics look mad photoshopped to me | un0love | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,395 | conspiracy | dfnxtdg |
QUICK POST THIS EVERY HOUR FOR THE LAST 12 HOURS TO COVER UP THE REAL CONSPIRACIES! | RemoveTheTop | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,866 | conspiracy | dfnzxnc |
No shit, nobody said anything about a 747 being involved in 9/11. | bitcoin_noob | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,912 | conspiracy | dfnzz1u |
And the confiscated video footage is where? | evenglow | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,191 | conspiracy | dfo75vu |
Knowledge of levels of military involvement in foreign conflicts informs our votes | DellyDellyPBJelly | 20 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,946 | worldnews | dfoc0yu |
Um, not sure that making that comparison helps our case. | SeekerBeaker | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,404 | The_Donald | dfoa7ic |
#Spezler can't keep us down | Sutrikism | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,295 | The_Donald | dfofqiw |
Spicy! | Sodors_Finest_Poster | 60 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,041 | The_Donald | dfnsyom |
Spaz really looks like a butt boi doesn't he. | EskimoEscrow | 47 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,177 | The_Donald | dfnt385 |
Literally | Ryzatron | 16 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,789 | The_Donald | dfntnko |
He definitely got passed around by the globalists | centerpeed | 25 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,941 | The_Donald | dfntslh |
History is written by the victors - Winston Churchill | nwostumper | 9 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,529 | The_Donald | dfnuc4j |
Spez's anus sees many strange Penii. | Myrdoc | 9 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,783 | The_Donald | dfnukhw |
ELI5 please did he remove people from the sub | GenitalDiddler | 7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,941 | The_Donald | dfnupkf |
Holy FUCKARONI Got the Spice Of Life | NdNcenti | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,016 | The_Donald | dfnus0o |
This is the spiciest post I've seen in a while, going to need some bread and milk to contain it | niq000 | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,186 | The_Donald | dfnuxid |
Birds of a feather | MagneticJohnson | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,328 | The_Donald | dfnv21c |
Where is the justice for our 6 gorillian subscribers? | petevonwolfhausen | 21 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,576 | The_Donald | dfnva42 |
Doesn't help him that he is a blond blue eye guy. | Gunslinger_11 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,810 | The_Donald | dfnvhrn |
**SIX** **GORILLION** **SUBS** | _FillerName | 8 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,642 | The_Donald | dfnw8d6 |
fuck U / S P E Z | Mukato | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,820 | The_Donald | dfnwe49 |
Is he missing a chromosome? | mahjerbs | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,156 | The_Donald | dfnwowq |
#ADOLF SPEZLER TARGETED SIX MILLION ETHNIC KEKISTANIS | 12crashbash | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,466 | The_Donald | dfo2ts8 |
I'm literally shaking. | Grandebabo | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,895 | The_Donald | dfo35qy |
looks kinda similar | vstardude | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,973 | The_Donald | dfo37w0 |
Inb4 you get shadowbanned | MaXxYOG | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,811 | The_Donald | dfo3vjd |
Oh, look: two cucks unable and unwilling to please a woman. | ORGASMATRON_9000 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,233 | The_Donald | dfo472t |
Under Obama, 8 million babies were killed- more than the holocaust, but liberals don't like to think of the babies being real people though you were one. | electroze | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,657 | The_Donald | dfo4icc |
The highest quality of memes | AnabolicalKhief | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,218 | The_Donald | dfo5p52 |
Impressive hahahaha | Beoden | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,484 | The_Donald | dfo5wcm |
Meme Kampf.................Spez Heil | Pedict | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,775 | The_Donald | dfo644z |
The Holocaust was a hoax! | MeyerW0lfsheim | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,475 | The_Donald | dfo7dd5 |
Top kek | 1984or1776 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,886 | The_Donald | dfo8eya |
This is so meta | Golgot100 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,571 | EliteDangerous | dfnudhx |
Trollbox? | dragon_fiesta | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,046,809 | BitcoinMarkets | dfotf1v |
Why are we using the 'tr*gerred' slur here:- isn't this supposed to be a safe space? | robochicken11 | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,591 | lgbt | dfo872y |
There's a JBP Facebook I'm a part of and we're talking about how we'll crowdfund him if we have to. | gekkozorz | 80 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,927 | KotakuInAction | dfnup4b |
Jesus why did you have that many kids.... just looking at this pictures makes me want to rip my nuts off. | sauceyyy924 | 14 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,004,809 | exmormon | dfo92ff |
What kind of dog do ya got there? | Akitador | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,004,838 | exmormon | dfo934j |
You need to do something about all those teeth...Does not look healthy. | Kawaicoder | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,004,848 | exmormon | dfo93ds |
Joseph's Myth | sl1ce_of_l1fe | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,511 | exmormon | dfo9k56 |
Upvoting for the dog | divineshower12 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,998 | exmormon | dfoamus |
I stumbled across your post randomly but wish you and your family nothing but the best. | Oh107bibi | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,651 | exmormon | dfob3lu |
Great! | Zealot360 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,065 | exmormon | dfobedf |
Thank you for giving your kids a choice | MapleSyrupJizz | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,128 | exmormon | dfobg06 |
hasa diga eebowai! | bear_knuckle | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,215 | exmormon | dfobi9b |
Way to go guys. | DropTopMike | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,405 | exmormon | dfobn6x |
You have a a beautiful family. | terriblejoshua | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,706 | exmormon | dfobuxl |
This picture just made me pro-mormon, amazing family, congrats. | DealArtist | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,841 | exmormon | dfobybx |
congratulations and hugs from an internet-stranger. | sighbourbon | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,976 | exmormon | dfoc1qt |
Did your dog also resign? | Masculine_Apricot | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,068 | exmormon | dfoc44m |
What about your other wives? | alphama1e | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,238 | exmormon | dfoc8jj |
I thought this sub was exmoron and was so confused until I read the comments | Aquaspindle | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,306 | exmormon | dfoca9q |
You may not be Mormon anymore, but you're still some of the most Mormoniest looking people I've ever seen. | presidentparrot | 47 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,369 | exmormon | dfocbut |
Are you taking a break from organized religion all together or have you found a new church? | Meh_turtle | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,479 | exmormon | dfocekb |
Y'all have a beautiful family | dbatchison | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,555 | exmormon | dfocgcg |
What about the dog? | gommel | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,848 | exmormon | dfocnq7 |
If Joseph lied about that- what a fantastic family! | moneylover86 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,901 | exmormon | dfocp08 |
Holy shit your dog is beautiful. | C0C0Barbet | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,147 | exmormon | dfocv2s |
What do you do with all the kids now? | lgrva | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,153 | exmormon | dfocv8n |
I don't mean to sound nosy, but where abouts are you guys from? | Aj_soprano | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,255 | exmormon | dfocxu5 |
The kids and I | burner010101 | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,600 | exmormon | dfod6f0 |
Congrats & wow that is a great looking dog...what breed? | j_hilander | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,778 | exmormon | dfodaxl |
If that family isnt the Aryan wet dream idk what is | theTdot | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,860 | exmormon | dfodd0q |
Have you noticed how big your dog is? | Juscelino26 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,040 | exmormon | dfodhhw |
What are you going to do with all those extra kids the mormons told you to have? | xCyLx | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,251 | exmormon | dfodmo7 |
Congratulations to you all, you have a beautiful family and I couldn't be more happy to hear that this is a transition you have all made together. | iminarmour | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,412 | exmormon | dfodqna |
Dem gums | thatryry0 | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,570 | exmormon | dfoduox |
Can I buy you guys a crate full of condoms? | cool_hand_luke | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,613 | exmormon | dfodvq8 |
Such a beautiful family! | asdasasdass321 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,805 | exmormon | dfoe0jv |
The dog's teeth look very human. | kaka24fan | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,059 | exmormon | dfoe6s8 |
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