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Hey guys, lemme talk to u bout how bernie can still win... | ProudMuslimForTrump | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,555 | politics | dfo7fdw |
98.7% chance trump will lose the election. | shareblueiscucked | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,572 | politics | dfo7ful |
Seems low. | buck9000 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,594 | politics | dfo7gff |
I like those odds! | fightingmonks | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,675 | politics | dfo7ij8 |
Just like his odds of winning the election at 1%, huh? | CopperMTNkid | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,694 | politics | dfo7j0q |
Same people who gave him a 1-2% of winning? | Jenova1994 | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,713 | politics | dfo7jim |
Are these the same people who said Clinton was a sure thing? | xafimrev2 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,750 | politics | dfo7kk7 |
HILLARY CLINTON NOW HAS A 98% CHANCE OF WINNING THIS ELECTION | Fix_Lag | 8 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,776 | politics | dfo7l9q |
but my stocks | Tsobaphomet | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,794 | politics | dfo7lqt |
You guys saw what the odds where the day of election, right? | ONKC123 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,870 | politics | dfo7nsz |
Holy shit please not an april fools joke | Saul_Boss | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,917 | politics | dfo7p2y |
I'm not a Trump supporter, but this is a massive echo chamber. | cuGWD9gRboT | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,939 | politics | dfo7pog |
As someone who looked at this election as "the lesser between two evils" this is embarrassing. | KoloHickory | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,940 | politics | dfo7pq6 |
I don't believe news reported odds anymore since the fiasco of when I thought Hilary was set to win :( and he did instead | cocobodybutter | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,971 | politics | dfo7qk0 |
Hahahahaha | icecreamdude97 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,028 | politics | dfo7s42 |
Says guy who lost money betting on HRCs 95% chance | Jeferson9 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,063 | politics | dfo7t2m |
Weren't the odds of Hillary winning at like 98%? | HEADPOCKET | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,073 | politics | dfo7taz |
Hillary Clinton's odds of winning the general election were 80% so I try not to get my hopes up anymore. | SkepticShoc | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,107 | politics | dfo7u8p |
Yeah yeah that's what they said about Hillary's chances of winning the election, too. | AFlyingNun | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,111 | politics | dfo7uco |
Do narcissists ever kill themselves if they fall from grace? | Meunier33 | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,125 | politics | dfo7uqp |
Lol keep dreaming guys | sniffing_accountant | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,300 | politics | dfo7zdq |
How did this clown become President ? | istrng | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,329 | politics | dfo807j |
Is this website some April Fool's prank? | SittingWonderDuck | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,346 | politics | dfo80oh |
Where can I place a little bet | bugaboo12 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,358 | politics | dfo80zj |
The traitor con man is playing the weaklings | istrng | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,507 | politics | dfo84ww |
The odds are growing by the hour. | RileyWWarrick | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,543 | politics | dfo85tu |
I'll put 100k on him not getting impeached! | IronTX | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,614 | politics | dfo87nw |
Lol, just like his odds of losing were 98% | happycookie6 | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,677 | politics | dfo89dy |
They'll be at zero percent until a shred of actual evidence surfaces and charges are levied. | Etherius | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,734 | politics | dfo8avx |
Please note that the House Judiciary Commitee would need to do this and it is headed by someone who doesn't even understand the Constitution. | GonzoNation | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,756 | politics | dfo8bge |
How does one calculate impeachment odds? | the_deepest_toot | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,780 | politics | dfo8c3f |
"Hillary's chances for victory are 98%!" | Superhermi | -2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,780 | politics | dfo8c44 |
Dont forget that his odds of winning we're also not in his favor... Odds dont mean much, especially when close to 50%. | Musaks | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,923 | politics | dfo8fxz |
Let's be honest, do we really wanna have to deal with Pence? | fos8890 | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,926 | politics | dfo8g13 |
Still zero with a Republican Congress. | webby686 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,932 | politics | dfo8g6h |
Considering his odds of winning were 1% at some point, this seems totally legit! | xXxtreme3dgexXx | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,971 | politics | dfo8h8s |
This is all reminding me of the Britney Spears south park episode | ixlHD | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,987 | politics | dfo8hnm |
LOL, well I'm looking forward to how this turns out because people making the odds did such a good job the first go round. | lespinoza | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,018 | politics | dfo8ihf |
How were his odds of winning the election again? | treble_hook | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,029 | politics | dfo8is3 |
Is it April 1st already? | AndrewVxX | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,073 | politics | dfo8jzw |
Guys, it's not going to happen. | SuperGuyMan- | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,103 | politics | dfo8kv1 |
Were these numbers taken by the same people that projected trump having a 1% chance of winning on election day? | Joeprime87 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,121 | politics | dfo8lb1 |
Then we are stuck with the right wing tea partier Pence, not much better. | Exciter79 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,217 | politics | dfo8nvf |
Should be 100%. | Sardorim | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,226 | politics | dfo8o2v |
Sorry kiddos, not going to happen. | Alltta | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,267 | politics | dfo8p3c |
Brought to you by the same people that have Hillary 92% odds of winning. | MiamiKing69 | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,317 | politics | dfo8qdl |
He also had 98% of losing lmao | juanwonone1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,359 | politics | dfo8rh8 |
You guys are gonna be posting this stuff for 8 years, but it'll never happen because there is nothing there. | Murr14 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,368 | politics | dfo8ro4 |
I guess if you continue to spout off BS.. eventually people will believe it. | boniggy | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,370 | politics | dfo8rph |
/pol/ is full of cucks lmao | thegingerjosh | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,406 | politics | dfo8sly |
Bernie Sanders winning 2016 presidency still 0% | Alpha-as-fuck | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,477 | politics | dfo8ud5 |
The fact that there is a 5/1 that Donald Trump leaves office early by 2025 proves people betting on this don't have a clue how this system works. | darksideofdagoon | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,480 | politics | dfo8uf8 |
Lol | slipperysalamander29 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,482 | politics | dfo8uic |
Hillary's victory odds were well over 90% at one point and you geniuses saw how that turned out. | WinFatigueSufferer | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,542 | politics | dfo8w07 |
In all honesty if I were in as much shit as trump I'd consider stepping down, but what with Trump's autism that won't happen. | JonVBear | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,671 | politics | dfo8z4y |
I had to double check the Twitter handle... Really was hoping that was actually Amber. | Gaythrowaway1823 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,045 | teenmom | dfodhmh |
Can someone ELI5? | jack_attack89 | 13 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,911 | teenmom | dfnrxcy |
I'm stuck between wanting Amber to dump his ass finally or marry him like planned because with all of this evidence at what a shitty human being he is, the fault is on her at this point for choosing to ignore it. | Wiggedywut | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,782 | teenmom | dfnwcx1 |
I can't follow all of this someone explain the twitter drama and people outing Matt I seriously don't have time for this lmfao | emcat095 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,538 | teenmom | dfo4f4o |
BAW GAWD HE KILLED HIM | BeBenNova | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,056,247 | Habs | dfoxvm7 |
Do liberals actually believe this nonsense, or is it just therapeutic to let off some stream? | BernieSitsWhenHePees | -56 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,507 | politics | dfnrkh8 |
You know things are starting to get good when the Bot accounts start hitting these threads early and hard. | idpeeinherbutt | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,241 | politics | dfnt5dg |
It's almost as if people have a magical power to instantly hear things you've said in the past. | dagwood222 | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,338 | politics | dfnt8ne |
Weird blogspam. | banksy_h8r | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,353 | politics | dfnu6an |
at least his life ended while he was doing the KOBE! | piggypoo | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,152 | watchpeopledie | dfoaqqg |
Gave us the Swan hand. | FlamingJesusOnaStick | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,575 | watchpeopledie | dfobrlp |
Deep fried just how I like 'em | Un-trollable | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,596 | watchpeopledie | dfof8v6 |
ha fat idiot | Heathenstothemax | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,749 | watchpeopledie | dfohvs0 |
What's the significance in his being Dutch? | NoMoreMrNiceBastard | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,915 | watchpeopledie | dfohz76 |
GFCI motherfucker, do you have them? | Beelzabubba | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,025,503 | watchpeopledie | dfom5pq |
Red circle of death strike again | Obito_GF | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,027,310 | watchpeopledie | dfomyfw |
And this is why you have GFI outlets. | Morgrid | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,027,948 | watchpeopledie | dfon846 |
So.....the Dutch do not have circuit breakers? | Nick246 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,028,734 | watchpeopledie | dfonjmc |
Fail at life. | ILikeRifle | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,029,642 | watchpeopledie | dfonwhy |
He probably shouldn't have done that. | BloodlustHamster | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,037,540 | watchpeopledie | dfoqkep |
Interesting how a camera was pointed at his jacuzzi. | pooshhMao | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,047,687 | watchpeopledie | dfotqfv |
his crip hand was strong | frankingram | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,050,722 | watchpeopledie | dfouzcx |
Darwin award for that fella right there! | TheProductManaget | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,062,317 | watchpeopledie | dfp1wc5 |
His hand became the Loch Ness Monster at the end | SourSackAttack | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,103,162 | watchpeopledie | dfpsut8 |
look at my fingers | BlueAmstaff | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,131,664 | watchpeopledie | dfq3iwl |
When you love basketball so much you have to do one last "swoosh, KOBE" before you die. | elcazadordepoonani | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,154,366 | watchpeopledie | dfqg58y |
GFCI on ALL circuits near water. | tuckmyjunksofast | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,198,509 | watchpeopledie | dfrdpwj |
That hand pointer at the end tho | underakedavrasky | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,202,430 | watchpeopledie | dfrfgfq |
Hahah Im dutch | bear_swallows_fish | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,227,765 | watchpeopledie | dfrqdmf |
Why is their a light figure right on the ledge of the jaccuzi | kellogg9 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,493,529,015 | watchpeopledie | dgxpkwj |
did the plant survive? | -UncleRapey- | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,926 | watchpeopledie | dfnrxup |
Haha that arm | Murdermitten99 | -3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,696 | watchpeopledie | dfnsn70 |
He was trying to make it a time machine. | TooShiftyForYou | 97 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,031 | watchpeopledie | dfntvmr |
Shocking he didn't pull through. | NorseBerserker | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,709 | watchpeopledie | dfnvegn |
Thank god for that red circle | white_as_a_whistle | 461 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,916 | watchpeopledie | dfnvl72 |
Nobody expects the Loch Ness Monster. | LiterallyCaligula | 28 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,463 | watchpeopledie | dfnw2le |
The Frying Dutchman. | madlogician | 546 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,138 | watchpeopledie | dfnwobu |
His hand reminds me of the school academy scene where that black cop which could mimic any sound put his arm out when underwater and made sounds like a submarine. | Sebastian2203 | 19 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,294 | watchpeopledie | dfnxq60 |
Jeez, is that his hand? | ClintonHarvey | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,055 | watchpeopledie | dfo03dp |
What a tool. | prawn420 | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,339 | watchpeopledie | dfo14zc |
would a GFCI have saved him? | gutching | 21 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,422 | watchpeopledie | dfo17dy |
That's now you hot tub. | Keepcalmnapalm | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,668 | watchpeopledie | dfo1ere |
Ironically, that wasn't the brightest thing he's ever done. | BunnyAdorbs | 10 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,766 | watchpeopledie | dfo1hjp |
Looks like he's doing a shadow puppet duck | RandomMaskGuy | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,489 | watchpeopledie | dfo2ugh |
I'm the lockness monster rawr rawr rawr | IgiveTestTickles | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,480 | watchpeopledie | dfo3mbq |
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