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seems like your wife has been reading a lot of buzzfeed, facebook, and reddit frontpage | ponkzy | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,026 | AdviceAnimals | dfobddn |
I've heard it helps for the mother to consume as many foods that commonly have associated allergies when carrying a child/breastfeeding. | a_wook | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,212 | AdviceAnimals | dfobi6z |
good for you! | Bitchnainteasy | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,224 | AdviceAnimals | dfobihw |
I give me kids everything but honey from the minute they can take solids. | handtossed | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,424 | AdviceAnimals | dfobnpo |
That's a good way to get laughed out of the hospital. | Megmca | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,711 | AdviceAnimals | dfobv3e |
Hero | fuzzydunlots | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,765 | AdviceAnimals | dfobwhw |
I've been doing the same thing. | M3TLH3D | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,952 | AdviceAnimals | dfoc14w |
couldn't both of you have just gone to a doctor to find out and stop this ridiculousness? | blueking13 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,378 | AdviceAnimals | dfocc4f |
Good work, player | TheActuallyDoes | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,497 | AdviceAnimals | dfocezc |
Ironically there is some speculation in the scientific and medical communities that the rise us peanut allergies is BECAUSE people have started avoing them. | Kansas_cty_shfl | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,602 | AdviceAnimals | dfochio |
All these confession bears on guys lying to / tricking their wives. | lurcher | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,378 | AdviceAnimals | dfod0uv |
The lack of honest communication in your relationship doesn't bode well. | Limberine | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,488 | AdviceAnimals | dfod3l4 |
Rule #1 in raising a child: Throw away the rulebook. | tiestofalljays | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,501 | AdviceAnimals | dfod3vl |
If you ever wonder how anyone could possibly disbelieve in climate change/global warming... this peanut allergy exposure reversal is why. | cuteintern | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,363 | AdviceAnimals | dfodpfv |
This shit just doesn't happen with kid #6. | thehumble_1 | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,458 | AdviceAnimals | dfodrvn |
Boss. | hotelbravoactual | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,425 | AdviceAnimals | dfoefqr |
Why the fuck wouldn't you just tell her? | formerfatboys | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,492 | AdviceAnimals | dfoehd7 |
Your wife is a dumbass | [deleted] | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,185 | AdviceAnimals | dfoeykq |
Oh hey, another post designed to play off of reddit's innate hatred for women and their belief that they're all braindead morons while men are rational bastions of logic and scientific thought. | InaIloperidoneberry | -3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,693 | AdviceAnimals | dfofb91 |
Your wife's an idiot you're doing the right thing. | YourShittyGrammar | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,147 | AdviceAnimals | dfofmqv |
For god's sake stay away from gluten! | mellowmonk | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,238 | AdviceAnimals | dfofp3n |
You can't be allergic to something you've never been exposed to | ihatemakingthese69 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,486 | AdviceAnimals | dfofvbr |
please tell me you're going to make sure he gets his vaccinations too. | blinddivine | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,557 | AdviceAnimals | dfofx2o |
That's why hospitals are going to start smearing peanut butter on newborns faces while they're cleaning them up after birth. | sweadle | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,716 | AdviceAnimals | dfog0w5 |
Dude tell her so she can stop worrying. | longshot | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,835 | AdviceAnimals | dfog3pj |
He could be allergic to anything so why not just put him in a bubble? | TimidTortoise88 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,237 | AdviceAnimals | dfogczl |
Why didn't you just tell her that the first time this came up? | wishiwascooltoo | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,257 | AdviceAnimals | dfogdgg |
It's good that you're giving him peanut based foods to prevent a peanut allergy, but not giving them actual peanuts is okay since they can be a choking hazard. | Aurvant | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,794 | AdviceAnimals | dfogpm4 |
By a year I had confirmed that my son is not allergic to any of the 7 major allergens because I just let him snack off my plate and baby food is disgusting. | captain_joe6 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,861 | AdviceAnimals | dfogr37 |
1234 | bikernelly | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,026 | AdviceAnimals | dfogutv |
You should record it and email it to her while she's at work. | bikernelly | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,052 | AdviceAnimals | dfogvf4 |
Your wife sounds nutty | HonaSmith | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,202 | AdviceAnimals | dfogyo8 |
Lotsa trust in this relationship... :( | MRH1138 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,914 | AdviceAnimals | dfohdyo |
Seriously asking, don't pregnant moms that eat peanuts / peanut butter help the fetus develop resistance? | RevWaldo | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,283 | AdviceAnimals | dfohlve |
or maybe try to talk to your wife? | TheLifeOfReilly | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,787 | AdviceAnimals | dfohwkd |
Breastfed babies are exposed to the homosexual? | albireo1136 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,041 | AdviceAnimals | dfoi22e |
Just tell her... Your just as much a parent to this child as she is. | crazboy84 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,299 | AdviceAnimals | dfoi7p6 |
Well I'm allergic to peanuts but I can eat peanut butter without a reaction, so... | CIA-pizza-party | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,436 | AdviceAnimals | dfoiaro |
Healthy fucking relationship. | Cheeksie | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,050 | AdviceAnimals | dfoinrc |
How do you get be them small doses of peanut butter | AlvinGT3RS | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,020,216 | AdviceAnimals | dfojclo |
Wow, that's crazy, man. | averagejoegreen | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,021,497 | AdviceAnimals | dfok2zy |
Read subject, assumed meme was about anal | playblu | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,023,903 | AdviceAnimals | dfoldus |
You can just take him to the doctor and let them give him an allergy test. | paputsza | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,024,790 | AdviceAnimals | dfolto1 |
You're wife is an idiot | Culinaryguy24 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,026,039 | AdviceAnimals | dfomegs |
I do believe, technically you're supposed to avoid peanut butter this early because it's a potential choking hazard | bearcherian | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,026,449 | AdviceAnimals | dfomkzi |
A family friend's child is allergic to everything because they were germaphobes when it came to their child and went super hand sanitizer and stuff. | meeanne | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,027,233 | AdviceAnimals | dfomx8g |
If he had a peanut allergy he would be in the hospital before the peanut butter touched him | StornZ | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,028,573 | AdviceAnimals | dfonh92 |
hippie ass wife op | Bingodoe | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,029,777 | AdviceAnimals | dfonyeg |
Good dad! | Akabei | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,029,973 | AdviceAnimals | dfoo15d |
You could talk to her about that, seeing how she is your wife and all.. | rzaapie | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,029,992 | AdviceAnimals | dfoo1ei |
Why is this bear meme always used in correlation with married people keeping things from or lying to their spouse? | ImElkay | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,030,488 | AdviceAnimals | dfoo8ac |
And dairy. | materia321123 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,033,594 | AdviceAnimals | dfopbhp |
Who cares. | IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,035,976 | AdviceAnimals | dfoq3ag |
She's presently nine, and the medical environment, but we obviously didn't know! | str_pr0d1gy | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,039,490 | AdviceAnimals | dfor5p2 |
People with peanut allergies are subhuman scum | CastawayBoris | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,041,633 | AdviceAnimals | dforsq7 |
This is front page Material huh | CthuIhu | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,046,779 | AdviceAnimals | dfoteo9 |
Your wife sounds nuts. | heybmorefish | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,047,037 | AdviceAnimals | dfoti13 |
You could accidentally give him a granola bar that has peanut in it and use that as evidence that he is not allergic | LV_Mises | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,048,643 | AdviceAnimals | dfou3ud |
His ma, my dog, my daughter someday if she also has other allergies from her fucked up. | aaaammmm5 | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,049,840 | AdviceAnimals | dfoulr7 |
I can just imagine her calling you saying that your kid broke his leg and telling you to get to the er quick and then you come strolling in with a jar of Jif | minnick27 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,050,564 | AdviceAnimals | dfouwvr |
Strawberries too | acidburnz_EU | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,066,624 | AdviceAnimals | dfp4x6h |
I ate peanut butter almost everyday from the age of 3 and when I turned 28 I developed 5 allergies, one of which was to peanuts...You just never know. | brioche74 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,069,959 | AdviceAnimals | dfp780s |
Your wife is a moron | CPTLoggie | 14 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,542 | AdviceAnimals | dfnv903 |
Boom, exactly. | manofmando | -3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,672 | AdviceAnimals | dfnvd8q |
Never get a woman you like pregnant - it causes mental illness. | Abiogeneralization | -6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,039 | AdviceAnimals | dfo02xj |
She sounds insane. | Hael5t0rm | -5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,205 | AdviceAnimals | dfo07yq |
daily injections of peanut butter for the first 24 years of life do the trick I hear. | basinx9001 | -4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,987 | AdviceAnimals | dfo0unp |
Also it's impossible to have an allergic reaction to something if your body has never been exposed to it before. | DanTheFireman | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,524 | AdviceAnimals | dfo1agl |
The kid would be intolerant to peanuts anyway if he had never had any, his body wouldn't be producing enough of the correct antibodies. | badgeybadger | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,786 | AdviceAnimals | dfo4lw1 |
Please vaccinate. | bloodnuts | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,805 | AdviceAnimals | dfo4mf8 |
The only people more stubborn than a child are the child's parents | ayescrappy | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,009 | AdviceAnimals | dfo4s31 |
You know that can be detected with a blood test, right? | Exist50 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,060 | AdviceAnimals | dfo4tic |
she knows that you can just like, put a tiny bit on their skin or a teeny tiny bit on their tongue and safely test for reaction, right? | test822 | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,350 | AdviceAnimals | dfo51dm |
You know there are doctors called Allergists who can test for a broad range of allergies. | dangerstein | 55 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,492 | AdviceAnimals | dfo5583 |
On the other hand I gave Peanut butter to my then 6 month old and he swelled like a balloon | mildly_amusing_goat | 142 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,898 | AdviceAnimals | dfo5gdj |
You aren't supposed to give babies peanut butter or honey because it carries a slight risk of listeria or salmonella contamination, not because of allergies. | allididwasdie | -6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,951 | AdviceAnimals | dfo5hu4 |
Cool relationship. | math-yoo | 142 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,111 | AdviceAnimals | dfo5m9p |
I know exactly how this thread is going to go | jinreeko | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,201 | AdviceAnimals | dfo5ony |
this calls for a prank | babybelly | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,611 | AdviceAnimals | dfo5zqg |
Why would you trust science when Jenny McCarthy has show us that peanuts cause autism? | audiate | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,717 | AdviceAnimals | dfo62m0 |
this makes me wonder how many other nutcase parents there are and how many people think they are allergic to peanuts but actually arent | indyIT | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,035 | AdviceAnimals | dfo6b13 |
I can't believe you've done this. | earthscribe | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,079 | AdviceAnimals | dfo6c5p |
Just give him PBJs like it's no business and make the kid explain how he loves them. | Littlewigum | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,239 | AdviceAnimals | dfo6gdn |
I really thought this would be about anal. | vladbathory | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,276 | AdviceAnimals | dfo6hbx |
Those studies pertain to families where there is a genetic inclination toward peanut allergy. | konigfruhstuck | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,362 | AdviceAnimals | dfo6jko |
You got more nuts than balls. | OhioGabe | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,388 | AdviceAnimals | dfo6kav |
Yeah, science! | electricmaster23 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,420 | AdviceAnimals | dfo6l6e |
Your wife is an idiot and you're not much smarter hiding it from her. | kopkiwi | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,441 | AdviceAnimals | dfo6lp8 |
Time to get a divorce OP | Colonosco-Peter | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,456 | AdviceAnimals | dfo6m4v |
Our pediatrician told us to try peanut better with both of our kids at 6 months | LeperFriend | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,520 | AdviceAnimals | dfo6nu3 |
Citation fucking needed. | N8CCRG | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,546 | AdviceAnimals | dfo6ojg |
ITT: experts who don't have children | Sgt_Funky | -2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,805 | AdviceAnimals | dfo6vhr |
You guys have worse communication than a B- romantic comedy. | mcandre | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,813 | AdviceAnimals | dfo6vpl |
modern crap same as gluten allergy .. gdam hipsters :( | xaapje | -4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,828 | AdviceAnimals | dfo6w50 |
Wait till the wife swears the kid has a peanut allergy, then tell her. | FourFingeredMartian | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,259 | AdviceAnimals | dfo77nq |
For whatever reason I think this is pretty awesome. | Autocorrec | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,373 | AdviceAnimals | dfo7aq5 |
Why won't you just tell her? | tomaladisto | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,642 | AdviceAnimals | dfo7hpn |
Is your wife the kind of woman that says you have to wash your hands before you touch her pussy? | mr_droopy_butthole | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,755 | AdviceAnimals | dfo7kot |
This is dumb | The_Bagel_Guy | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,163 | AdviceAnimals | dfo7vsc |
People and peanut allergies always reminds me of Lois CK but mayybeeee | grandaddy7 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,248 | AdviceAnimals | dfo7y1q |
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