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Just like medicine: a conversation with and premiere by a.j. croce
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Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up? they were just never on the same page...
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What kind of tree likes a high five? a palm tree
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6 ways to strengthen your relationship in 2014
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Facebook needs an i've already seen this on twitter button.
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It must be 1929... because my econ homework has me in a severe depression.
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This hidden camera experiment showing kids interacting with guns is frightening
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I can count the number of times i've been to chernobyl with one hand. it's 42.
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Here's what it's like to be somebody who hates everyone and everything
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Counting our blessings in 2013: what will you do with yours?
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Do you know what 80 year old vagina tastes like? depends
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8 brands that can turn your beauty routine into activism
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The laminator is a device that sounds a lot more dangerous to baby sheep than it actually is.
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Jack white, karen elson's divorce takes a bad turn with restraining order
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Airline passengers get a spectacular show flying through southern lights
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Day-to-night outfits: 5 easy, transitional spring pieces for stress-free dressing (photos)
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What do you call a hispanic gas? cabron dioxide!
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Duck sausage would you call cajun sausage made from animated young ducks huey louie andouille?
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Need a new emoticon? why not (v)(;,,;)(v) ?
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What would you do if you had no fear?
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So we agree when the zombies come we feed em the teenagers first, right?
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This is how much more money ceos make than the typical american
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Two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ba dum psshhh
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If someone on the windows team at microsoft gets fired... would you say they've been defenestrated?
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Brains aren't everything. in your case they're nothing.
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Kate upton 'leaked' super bowl commercial is almost what you'd expect (video)
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10 healthy herbs and how to use them
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I'll be remembering pearl harbor by getting bombed this evening.
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Anti-trump anger energizes rhode island to pass paid sick leave
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Buckwheat has converted to islam he is now known as kareem of wheat.
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Yoga journal 21-day challenge, day 21: yoga for restful sleep with jason crandell (video)
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Here's your chance to share a romantic meal with chris pratt
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Get me: guitarist joe beck leaves a shining legacy
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Artist’s transformation into two-face will make you do a double take
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What did the guitarist say to the magician... pick a chord, any chord.
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The ghosts in the floorboards: the invisible town on fire island
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Gay travel: 5 great destinations still in the closet (photos)
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The orlando massacre was much more than a wake-up call about hate
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Top mistakes men make when dating after divorce
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The summer estate too lavish for the pope is now open for tourists
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Connections between brain's left and right hemispheres strengthened as children sleep, study finds
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Two ways to fight spicer's dangerous ban on news media
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Vanna white, touching hearts one letter at a time
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Q: why can't blondes put in light bulbs? a: they keep breaking them with the hammers.
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Yo mama so fat.... that when she sits in space-time she causes gravitational waves
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Chipotle’s outbreak is scaring customers away from fast food in general
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More couples ask friends or family members to marry them
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Ellen degeneres has tessa virtue and scott moir play 'definitely not dating' game
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Practicing mindfulness may reduce adhd behaviors, increase attention in young students (video)
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Gifts for mom: 9 beauty ideas that will score you major points (photos)
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'brady bunch' cast: what is the cast of the seminal blended family sitcom doing now?
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'that's what triggered it': orlando nightclub shooter revealed motive to police negotiator
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Teachers call it going to the bathroom. we call it i'm bored, i'm gonna go wander around school.
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What's the best way to attract a pervert? the nsfw tag, you freak
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When you attack orlando's lgbt community, it only grows stronger
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8-year-old sells hot chocolate, donates profits to hospital that saved his friend's life
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I like my women like i like my cake mixes... ultra moist whites
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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? niggers
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You never can trust atoms... because they make up everything!
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Why did the lion get lost? cos jungle is massive.
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Rob kardashian trolls his family with blac chyna instagram post
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Why we won’t see trump-like nationalism in indonesia
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How do you fit three gay men on a bar stool? you flip the stool over.
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What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink? decalfinated.
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As a guy, i've become very insensitive... because i masturbate too much.
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Knock knock. who's there? the pilot, let me in.
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What did the black kid get on his sat? barbecue sauce
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Donald be careful. donald watch out. donald look both ways. donald duck!
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I get anxious when there aren't at least 24 pieces of advertising within my field of vision.
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Why kris kobach was found in contempt for not clarifying to people that they could vote
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Chuck norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.
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Nobody ever explained similes to me; i honestly cannot tell you what it has been like.
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How to apply every type of blush (even the tricky liquid ones)
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You're never drinking alone if you nickname your ice cubes.
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The biggest mistakes trainers see in the gym
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One thing i like about facebook... it's my space.
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Need a new artichoke recipe? we found some of the best
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My friend, damian, is crazy for apple products he's a macadamian nut.
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What do you call someone without any shins? toeknee.
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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? i don't know, he hasn't opened it yet
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What did the cannibal get when he was home late for dinner? a cold shoulder
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What to do if your tax return is audited by the irs
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How to test baking soda and baking powder for freshness
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How to get winked at and harassed at work
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What do you call an insect that talks under its breath? a mumble bee
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Makeover video: a firefighter trades in her no-makeup look for day-to-night glamour
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What do palestinians and taylor swift have in similarity? they both shake it off.
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Tiny home infographic shows 68 percent of small-space dwellers don't have a mortgage
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How to stop biting your nails and break the stressful habit
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D.l. hughley: 'obama was what we aspire to be, trump is who we are'
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Kate upton scores vogue uk cover for january 2013 (photo)
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What do you call it when a fruit studders? a peach impediment.
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'single gene may hold key to life itself'
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Luke tried to open a pull door by pushing... he had an extremely confused luke on his face
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Whoa, calm down, person actually swimming in the swimming pool.
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Eu expected to make big push to welcome refugees
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Test your winter stomach bug iq: 6 facts and myths of norovirus
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What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? a dicktater.
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What sound does a dying turkey make? coup coup coup
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Harry reid trolls mitch mcconnell on supreme court nominees
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