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No democratic party chair winner in first round of balloting
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Wanna hear a construction joke? sorry, i'm still working on it.
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What would happen if the disney princes were queer -- and hitting the town? (nsfw)
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Soybean meal peptides could stop colon, liver and lung cancer growth
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Did you hear the offspring song about how to store mummies? you gotta keep 'em desiccated
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So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... bah dum tssh
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Jonathan knight and boyfriend join the cast of 'amazing race'
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What kind of shoes does a thief wear? sneakers.
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Seth meyers decodes the 'pee tape' news: 'oh my god. it's real!'
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What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper? what? you aren't coming to my house
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A “one taiwan” policy? let’s take out the chinese?
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The season 2 trailer of 'unbreakable kimmy schmidt' is here
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10 countries that hate america most: 24/7 wall st.
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Every olympic event should include one average person competing for reference.
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The way out of trumpland: electoral college and clinton watch vote recounts
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Mind over matter they told me... thanks for the gold stranger! *edit* front page! much wow!
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Just ordered a non-fat pumpkin spice latte & now i drive a prius & am a zumba instructor.
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How to stop taking our lives for granted
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I took off my bra and chips fell out. plot twist i haven't been eating chips
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What do windows feel when they get hurt? pane!
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Maria sharapova hair: tennis star chops it off! (photos)
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Stephen colbert sums up donald trump's first 99 days in 99 seconds
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Andrea casiraghi, tatiana santo domingo married in monte carlo (photo)
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Colin firth among few men to say they won't work with woody allen again
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I just took a huge shit. i don't know who it belongs to, but i took it.
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This boy grew his hair for two years so he could donate it to his friend
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Ken burns' 'the roosevelts' reveals everything wrong with our current political class
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Why are lesbians superstitious? because they are always knocking on wood.
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Shaq provides surprise backup in kids' basketball game with police
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Yesterday was officially david bowie day in new york city
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Have you seen the new movie constipated? it hasn't come out yet
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I bet my church never imagined it was even possible to twerk to amazing grace.
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Uggie the dog from 'the artist' dead at 13
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American black film festival announces 2016 film lineup
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Just got my grades back for my computer science class. apparently, i got a c++ on my final.
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Ken cuccinelli says 'black lives matter' insults white people
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I'm very anti-slavery, but boy do i hate laundry.
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The red sweaters you need to look like national treasure kenneth bone
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What did they say about baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans? it was bin laden
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What are the three rings of marriage? the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
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The man who invented the jigsaw has died. may he rest in pieces.
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New york's stonewall inn continues to vie for national honor
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I became a father late last night. reddit, what are your best dad jokes?
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Mike pence: peaceful outcome for korean peninsula still possible
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What did the homeless got for christmas? hypothermia.
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What's the difference between lance armstrong and adolf hitler? hitler can't finish a race
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Watch: gregg popovich couldn't take reporter's question seriously
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How do you spot a cheetah in the wild? you don't, they're already spotted!
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What do you call titty fucking underwater? the breast stroke
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What's santa's favourite chinese dish beef ho fun
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Who is the most powerful ghoul? judge dread.
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Man who allegedly impersonated justin bieber charged with more than 900 sex crimes
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How do you make a good movie better add adam sandler
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I am a recovering addict... i was addicted to the hokey pokey... but i turned myself around.
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Russell simmons says 'hollywood is segregated,' and it's 'costing money'
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Baby amaya is asleep until her favorite song, 'gangnam style,' plays (video)
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What do you call a balding native american? a patchy..
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I get all my cardio from sex.... that's why i'm so fat.
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10 thoughtful ideas that will make guests love your wedding
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You're the last hot dog on the rollers at 7-11 of people.
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I gotta stop living every day like it could be my last. the hangovers are killing me...
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This display of bravery and skill is what female surfers have been fighting for
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Erdogan's ally to take over as turkey's new prime minister
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What i learned when i became an exotic dancer
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Did draymond green just intentionally take down another thunder player?
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Cape town weather report: even the penguins here are cold
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Napoleon dynamite wants some of pedro's tots in new ad for burger king
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Turkey melts down as coup news spreads; turkish lira tumbles
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Hannah thomas is a little bit country, a little bit rock and roll
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Gop senator has some harsh words for her party about the planned parenthood fight
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A response to trump's executive order on immigration from chicago's muslim community
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Brands with spotty histories on feminism cash in on international women's day
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Plane makes unscheduled landing due to alleged masturbator
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Pessimist had not sex for a long time optimist had sex but long ago
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Get to know noah solloway's stunning new love interest on 'the affair'
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Why did the rock band get in serious treble? they failed on a consistent bassist.
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Sure she mainly used knife emojis but at least she replied to your text.
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Have you heard of helen keller? it is okay my fellow redditor, neither has she!
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Cop cams will change policing. but maybe not the way you think.
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Whats the problem with feminist picnics ? none of them make the sandwiches.
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?? fsh
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Treasury department renames building to honor emancipated slaves
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Little girl's first interaction with a sanitary pad is a thing of beauty
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There are three types of people in this world.. those who can count and those who can't
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Jon stewart accepts final emmy for 'daily show' in outstanding variety talk series
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Has mankind ever fallen further short of his potential than second verse same as the first?
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I saw someone litter a picture of kim kardashian. what a waist!
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How to get out of an exercise rut
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Huffpollster: here's all the valentine's day polling you never knew you needed
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You know what they say about the necronomicon? it's a real cult classic!
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I love milk... it's got lots of cowcium.
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Obama declares emergency in michigan over flint water crisis
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What is harry potter's favorite way to get down a hill? walking. jk rolling
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How fbi director comey altered the outcome of the 2016 presidential election
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What do you call a shirt you hate? *cloathed*
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Enabling anyone, anywhere to help mothers globally with samahope
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German police foil berlin half-marathon knife attacks: report
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Joe biden: even democrats can be 'sophisticated jerks' about the middle class
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Making the move from reits to a more active investor role
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How do you circumcise a redneck? kick his sister in the jaw
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