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Bernie sanders to propose new rule requiring fair prices for taxpayer-funded drugs | false |
Gop wants to weaken safety rules at chemical plants issued after deadly texas explosion | false |
Video of a strawberry's journey from the farm is surprisingly moving | false |
Simon doonan teaches conan o'brien about man boobs, talks 'gay men don't get fat' (video) | false |
The private sector tackling education in emerging economies | false |
I like my girlfriends the same as i like my scotch... 14 years old and on coke | true |
Act your age, not your sperm count... cause otherwise you'd be old as balls! | true |
What did 50 cent say to his grandma after she crocheted him a sweater? g! you knit! | true |
Just said, because i said so!, and my mom called demanding her royalty check. | true |
Germany wants other european nations to take in more refugees | false |
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? beat it until she starts again. | true |
Did you hear about the constipated chancellor of the exchequer? he couldn't budge-it! | true |
How do you know someone is a vegan? oh don't worry, they'll fucking tell you | true |
What did the dash say when he failed his exam? i underscored. | true |
How do you make a dead baby float? easy! just add root beer and ice cream! | true |
Infographic: a 7-step roadmap to unlocking your potential | false |
'red list' of endangered ecosystems proposed by international union for the conservation of nature | false |
Exercise is medicine: an rx for a better america | false |
White house approves supplying weapons to ypg fighters in syria | false |
What do you call a chicken vegetable? bawk choy | true |
How to turn a bag of pretzels into a legitimately fancy holiday gift | false |
Kelly armstrong case: victim's family claims victory with murder charge against travis funke | false |
Why did hitler kill himself? he got the gas bill. | true |
This donut scented car air freshener is going to pay for itself next time i get pulled over. | true |
The name is berry dickenson (shitty oc)... ...as in i wish to bury my dick in your son. | true |
Heard about the magic tractor? it went down a road and turned into a field. | true |
I choked on viagra this morning. i had a stiff neck for hours. | true |
A homophobe, rapist, and black man walk into a bar.... and the bartender says, what's up kobe? | true |
Why does islam marginalize their women? because she ain't special, shiite. | true |
Kim burrell: hiding behind the bible is cowardice unworthy of 'hidden figures' | false |
Trump claims he 'never met' woman accusing him of sexually assaulting her in trump tower | false |
Say what you want about pedophiles at least they go the speed limit in school zones.. | true |
El chiste! did you hear about the mexican serial killer? he had loco motives. | true |
Eva longoria schools donald trump in powerfully personal dnc speech | false |
I am a trans woman. will facebook censor my breasts? | false |
Chuck schumer says no point to congress if legislators can't renew 9/11 health funding | false |
First house dem calls on rep. conyers to resign | false |
Britney spears and will.a.am go to use the toilet... test... mods plz delete omg | true |
White people colonized and enslaved the world in search of spices and didn't use a damn one | true |
I haven't seen my whole family since last year | true |
What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday? forget it once. | true |
Model's $25 million estate in limbo since she could never wed her partner | false |
Sarah hyland emmy dress 2013 is green & gorgeous (photos) | false |
Pregnancy discrimination in the workplace target of new eeoc crackdown | false |
How climate change is fueling violence against women | false |
A termite walks into a bar he says, is the bar tender here? | true |
For sale: 5yr old bmw turn signals like new! | true |
Meatloaf to blow your mind -- it's grilled! | false |
What do you tell a cow that's in the way? mooooooooooooove. | true |
Amazon is selling cops its facial recognition tool. that’s a bad, potentially racist move. | false |
How does a chicken do their hair? with a comb, in one fowl swoop. | true |
I'm thinking about going on a day trip but i just don't know where to get the lsd | true |
On a perfect date, what question do you ask a girl twice? so... can i come inside? | true |
Did you know hitler didn't like to eat meat? he was a vegetaryan. | true |
Santa's sack is huge, because... he only comes once a year! | true |
Where do fishes keep their money? in river banks | true |
Pope francis says he’s open to studying whether women can serve as deacons | false |
Q: what do you call a beaten politician? a: donald trumped | true |
50th reunion first rule: just admit you don't recognize most of your old pals | false |
Pharrell's 'happy' bumps pitbull and ke$ha from uk charts top spot | false |
Why is charmin trying to get us comfortable with bears? hello they eat people | true |
Gop senate candidate roy moore pulled out a gun at a campaign rally | false |
What are black sports journalists allowed to say about trump and race? | false |
White house on lockdown, obama not on grounds | false |
Spring cleaning your living room is easy with this checklist (photos) | false |
Fire at saudi hospital kills at least 25 and injures more than 100 | false |
What do you call a slow transgender? translate. | true |
What's the gift that keeps on giving? aids | true |
'avengers: age of ultron' meets 'the wizard of oz' is a dream come true | false |
Knock knock who's there? grandpa wait, stop the funeral! | true |
I love breasts! it's the best part of the birds. | true |
What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? they're fun to ride until your friends find out. | true |
I don't find dead comedians funny probably because they're post-humourous. | true |
Trump’s bullying and its consequences: a wakeup call for iran, north korea and many others | false |
You've got to let me meet your dentist, black people. | true |
Mouth but no teeth riddle q: what has a mouth but no teeth? a: a river. | true |
Who won the race between two balls of string? they we're tied! | true |
Saint west is an adorable little baby angel in kim kardashian's snapchat story | false |
Paula patton opens up about split from robin thicke | false |
I've got a great joke about solipsism... but why should i tell you? | true |
What do you call a floating potato? a levi-tater. | true |
Why can't deer get marred? because they can't elope | true |
Here are all 3 fcc complaints about the '60 minutes' interview with stormy daniels | false |
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? where's popcorn? | true |
The top 10 most affordable small cities, according to cnn money (photos) | false |
There are two secrets in life the first is never tell anyone everything you know | true |
How do you get a 100 cows into a barn? put up a bingo sign! | true |
As cashless toll roads proliferate, so do rental car fees | false |
What does ebola and us police have in common? a high body count of black people | true |
Taraji p. henson to star in fox 2000's 'hidden figures' | false |
Weird, people are protesting an art performance featuring 500 liters of bull blood | false |
Someone called me ma'am today and all of my books turned to large print! | true |
Comedian tracey ullman: 'we just need more women in the studio system' | false |
What do you say when a canadian won't listen to you? he'll have nunavut | true |
Russian burglar what does a russian burglar wear? ( in a russian accent ) robber boots | true |
What's a large bird hiding in the bushes called? a lurkey turkey. | true |
Rebuilding security: the role of arms control in east-west relations | false |
Why did the medium cross the road? to get to the other side. | true |
22 moonshines from around the world that will probably make you blind | false |
Why are football grounds odd? because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits! | true |
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