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Bernie sanders to propose new rule requiring fair prices for taxpayer-funded drugs
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Gop wants to weaken safety rules at chemical plants issued after deadly texas explosion
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Video of a strawberry's journey from the farm is surprisingly moving
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Simon doonan teaches conan o'brien about man boobs, talks 'gay men don't get fat' (video)
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The private sector tackling education in emerging economies
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I like my girlfriends the same as i like my scotch... 14 years old and on coke
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Act your age, not your sperm count... cause otherwise you'd be old as balls!
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What did 50 cent say to his grandma after she crocheted him a sweater? g! you knit!
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Just said, because i said so!, and my mom called demanding her royalty check.
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Germany wants other european nations to take in more refugees
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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? beat it until she starts again.
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Did you hear about the constipated chancellor of the exchequer? he couldn't budge-it!
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How do you know someone is a vegan? oh don't worry, they'll fucking tell you
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What did the dash say when he failed his exam? i underscored.
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How do you make a dead baby float? easy! just add root beer and ice cream!
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Infographic: a 7-step roadmap to unlocking your potential
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'red list' of endangered ecosystems proposed by international union for the conservation of nature
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Exercise is medicine: an rx for a better america
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White house approves supplying weapons to ypg fighters in syria
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What do you call a chicken vegetable? bawk choy
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How to turn a bag of pretzels into a legitimately fancy holiday gift
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Kelly armstrong case: victim's family claims victory with murder charge against travis funke
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Why did hitler kill himself? he got the gas bill.
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This donut scented car air freshener is going to pay for itself next time i get pulled over.
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The name is berry dickenson (shitty oc)... ...as in i wish to bury my dick in your son.
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Heard about the magic tractor? it went down a road and turned into a field.
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I choked on viagra this morning. i had a stiff neck for hours.
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A homophobe, rapist, and black man walk into a bar.... and the bartender says, what's up kobe?
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Why does islam marginalize their women? because she ain't special, shiite.
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Kim burrell: hiding behind the bible is cowardice unworthy of 'hidden figures'
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Trump claims he 'never met' woman accusing him of sexually assaulting her in trump tower
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Say what you want about pedophiles at least they go the speed limit in school zones..
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El chiste! did you hear about the mexican serial killer? he had loco motives.
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Eva longoria schools donald trump in powerfully personal dnc speech
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I am a trans woman. will facebook censor my breasts?
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Chuck schumer says no point to congress if legislators can't renew 9/11 health funding
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First house dem calls on rep. conyers to resign
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Britney spears and will.a.am go to use the toilet... test... mods plz delete omg
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White people colonized and enslaved the world in search of spices and didn't use a damn one
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I haven't seen my whole family since last year
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What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday? forget it once.
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Model's $25 million estate in limbo since she could never wed her partner
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Sarah hyland emmy dress 2013 is green & gorgeous (photos)
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Pregnancy discrimination in the workplace target of new eeoc crackdown
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How climate change is fueling violence against women
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A termite walks into a bar he says, is the bar tender here?
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For sale: 5yr old bmw turn signals like new!
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Meatloaf to blow your mind -- it's grilled!
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What do you tell a cow that's in the way? mooooooooooooove.
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Amazon is selling cops its facial recognition tool. that’s a bad, potentially racist move.
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How does a chicken do their hair? with a comb, in one fowl swoop.
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I'm thinking about going on a day trip but i just don't know where to get the lsd
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On a perfect date, what question do you ask a girl twice? so... can i come inside?
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Did you know hitler didn't like to eat meat? he was a vegetaryan.
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Santa's sack is huge, because... he only comes once a year!
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Where do fishes keep their money? in river banks
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Pope francis says he’s open to studying whether women can serve as deacons
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Q: what do you call a beaten politician? a: donald trumped
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50th reunion first rule: just admit you don't recognize most of your old pals
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Pharrell's 'happy' bumps pitbull and ke$ha from uk charts top spot
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Why is charmin trying to get us comfortable with bears? hello they eat people
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Gop senate candidate roy moore pulled out a gun at a campaign rally
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What are black sports journalists allowed to say about trump and race?
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White house on lockdown, obama not on grounds
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Spring cleaning your living room is easy with this checklist (photos)
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Fire at saudi hospital kills at least 25 and injures more than 100
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What do you call a slow transgender? translate.
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What's the gift that keeps on giving? aids
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'avengers: age of ultron' meets 'the wizard of oz' is a dream come true
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Knock knock who's there? grandpa wait, stop the funeral!
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I love breasts! it's the best part of the birds.
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What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? they're fun to ride until your friends find out.
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I don't find dead comedians funny probably because they're post-humourous.
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Trump’s bullying and its consequences: a wakeup call for iran, north korea and many others
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You've got to let me meet your dentist, black people.
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Mouth but no teeth riddle q: what has a mouth but no teeth? a: a river.
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Who won the race between two balls of string? they we're tied!
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Saint west is an adorable little baby angel in kim kardashian's snapchat story
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Paula patton opens up about split from robin thicke
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I've got a great joke about solipsism... but why should i tell you?
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What do you call a floating potato? a levi-tater.
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Why can't deer get marred? because they can't elope
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Here are all 3 fcc complaints about the '60 minutes' interview with stormy daniels
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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? where's popcorn?
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The top 10 most affordable small cities, according to cnn money (photos)
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There are two secrets in life the first is never tell anyone everything you know
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How do you get a 100 cows into a barn? put up a bingo sign!
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As cashless toll roads proliferate, so do rental car fees
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What does ebola and us police have in common? a high body count of black people
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Taraji p. henson to star in fox 2000's 'hidden figures'
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Weird, people are protesting an art performance featuring 500 liters of bull blood
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Someone called me ma'am today and all of my books turned to large print!
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Comedian tracey ullman: 'we just need more women in the studio system'
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What do you say when a canadian won't listen to you? he'll have nunavut
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Russian burglar what does a russian burglar wear? ( in a russian accent ) robber boots
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What's a large bird hiding in the bushes called? a lurkey turkey.
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Rebuilding security: the role of arms control in east-west relations
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Why did the medium cross the road? to get to the other side.
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22 moonshines from around the world that will probably make you blind
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Why are football grounds odd? because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!
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