CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Diary of a young professional: dang it! i have to network	false
Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable? just cos.	true
Let's say our goodbyes to these terrible beauty trends of 2015	false
What dog loves to take bubble baths ? a shampoodle !	true
We're a nation at war, but will it ever end?	false
Women on clinton and sanders campaigns allege sexual harassment	false
Community collection's joomi lim bracelet buys orthopedic dog beds for senior pooches (photos)	false
What do you call a dinosaur with explosive diarrhea? a shitty-sore-ass.	true
This cafe doesn't have pumpkin spice, but it does have puppies	false
I asked my french friend if he watched superbowl... ...he said bowling is not so big in europe.	true
Republicans want answers from trump about comey firing	false
I would never buy a plastic 3d printed car unless it came with abs.	true
5 ways to have a better relationship with food	false
People are overrated, not cities: a brief retort to david landsel	false
Coworkers: hey! it's your two favorite people here to ask you a question! me: where?	true
If johnny has $20 and tyrone takes $16... what color is tyrone?	true
5 ways to connect with a dying loved one	false
A guy walks into a bar... he said ouch.	true
What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common? they're both catholics.	true
Why can't stevie wonder see his mates? because he's married.	true
Jack ryan: shadow recruit has a perfect leading man in chris pine	false
Fat jokes in children's movies are a lot more common than you think	false
Murdoch-owned ny post urges trump to act on gun control to 'stop the slaughter'	false
I have a lot in common with my brake rotors.. we're both warped and barely functioning.	true
I thought twerking was tweeting at work that's how out of the loop i am	true
My friend woke up this morning in fits of laughter. i think he must have slept funny.	true
Santa claus obesity: santa is getting fatter, may be bad influence on children	false
I'm so lazy i bought a black snuggie for funerals.	true
I saw a group of children crying during my visit to kiev so i said, what ukraine for?	true
Nasa spent 1.5mil on a pen that works in space. russia putin a pencil.	true
Did you hear what they called the new dog breed from israel? the penny pinscher	true
The one diet that can cure most disease: part i	false
I'm really glad they invented shampoo. imagine having to wash your hair with real poo?	true
There's a reason zika virus became a pandemic in 2015	false
If 50 shades of grey were in the nfl... ...it'd be on the commissioner's exempt list.	true
Why i un-installed league of legends. to pass my exams, what did you expect?	true
I named my eraser confidence it gets smaller every time i make a mistake.	true
‘black panther’ female warriors take center stage in new spinoff	false
9 things i didn't know i'd love about being a parent	false
What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation? a quadratic equation :)	true
Yesterday i gave my seat to a blind man today i lost my job as a bus driver	true
What do you call a short mexican? a paragraph, hes not a full essay yet.	true
Apple eyes fix for chip flaw leaving consumers without secure web browsing	false
Dark humor is like food... not everyone get it...	true
So many good trailers; so few good movies.	true
Press play for politics: my struggle to compose a georgian weapon against russia	false
There is a james brown impersonator in south korea. he's known as the godfather of seoul.	true
What's the difference between trump and bush? trump builds towers and bush knocks them down.	true
Books keep falling on my head.... i've only got myshelf to blame	true
How do you circumcise a redneck? kick his sister's chin.	true
My neighbor's kids said they loved sneakers. they're huge vans of them.	true
I cant believe ashton kutcher made the apple computer and iphones. thank you ashton	true
This is what madonna said when asked if drake was a good kisser	false
Every way with mac and cheese burgers (photos)	false
Lucasfilm & disney aren't too fond of amy schumer's gq cover	false
What do men who receive compressed porn files do when they are alone? they unzip.	true
What’s happening at cal shows the crap female reporters deal with	false
We just completed a full year of record-hot months	false
Eu doesn't want the u.s. spying on european citizens	false
Its all fun and games until someone loses an i?. then we cant play scrabble anymor	true
Yes, i absolutely want to hear about your cat's medication.	true
If a fish was trying to catch humans, what would the sport be called? bass murderering	true
What did the hobo get for christmas? nothing.	true
I want to china town today i saw a lot of wangs.	true
Q: how old is tyrion lannister? a: peter dinkl-age	true
Dear sepp blatter... there's only one robert mugabe... yours truly... life	true
Friends of quinn: sam's life with learning disabilities (video)	false
Pinocchio lizard rediscovered in ecuador after being thought extinct for 50 years	false
Porn actress confirmed trump affair in unpublished 2011 interview	false
Chewbacca just got himself a 'chewbacca mom' mask	false
Samantha bee goes full 'schoolhouse rock' with video about rape kit bill	false
If i had a parrot i'd teach it to say i know where they buried the bodies	true
I don't have any white friends, so i guess you could call me... crackalackin	true
Cara delevingne gets candid about her battle with depression	false
For a legendary weekend like neil patrick harris, drink this	false
10 tips for a good tip when i take my kids out to eat	false
Where is the biggest jews concentration? in the air.	true
I've been hit by a car before, you don't want to go down that road.	true
If evolution is real how come? monkeys still throw their poop underhanded	true
Hi, i'm going to tell a dad joke! hi im going to tell a dad joke, i'm dad!	true
University of illinois chancellor resigning following multiple controversies	false
Is okay to laugh if hitler jokes are considered to be the vorst?	true
You know what's a cool job?: mirror inspector i could really see my self doing it.	true
Do you know why lions eat raw meat? because lions don't know how to cook.	true
Michelle obama 'let's move!' tour: two outfits, one day! (photos)	false
Britain's largest cave, gaping gill, is magical and you can explore it	false
A man walks into a bar and goes right through it because hes a t1000	true
Reuters journalist leaves iraq after being threatened over story	false
Chuck norris doesn't step on toes. chuck norris steps on necks.	true
Babies are really expensive, which is why all the ones in babies r us don't have price tags.	true
Me: my cat isn't overweight; she's just big-boned vet: this is a dog	true
How do we know cats are communists? all they ever say is mao.	true
You say lasagna. i say spaghetti cake. because my 3 year old won't eat lasagna.	true
How to evolve your egg sandwich in five easy steps	false
This might just be the worst slide in the world	false
Adam pally escorted offstage for trashing terrible award show while he presented	false
Abstinence makes the arm grow stronger... at least one of them anyway.	true
Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ? because he didn't want to be recognised !	true
Why ecuador will always be the ultimate retirement haven	false
Jon stewart's farewell to fox news: ‘adios, motherf**kers!'	false

Diary of a young professional: dang it! i have to network

false

Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable? just cos.

true

Let's say our goodbyes to these terrible beauty trends of 2015

false

What dog loves to take bubble baths ? a shampoodle !

true

We're a nation at war, but will it ever end?

false

Women on clinton and sanders campaigns allege sexual harassment

false

Community collection's joomi lim bracelet buys orthopedic dog beds for senior pooches (photos)

false

What do you call a dinosaur with explosive diarrhea? a shitty-sore-ass.

true

This cafe doesn't have pumpkin spice, but it does have puppies

false

I asked my french friend if he watched superbowl... ...he said bowling is not so big in europe.

true

Republicans want answers from trump about comey firing

false

I would never buy a plastic 3d printed car unless it came with abs.

true

5 ways to have a better relationship with food

false

People are overrated, not cities: a brief retort to david landsel

false

Coworkers: hey! it's your two favorite people here to ask you a question! me: where?

true

If johnny has $20 and tyrone takes $16... what color is tyrone?

true

5 ways to connect with a dying loved one

false

A guy walks into a bar... he said ouch.

true

What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common? they're both catholics.

true

Why can't stevie wonder see his mates? because he's married.

true

Jack ryan: shadow recruit has a perfect leading man in chris pine

false

Fat jokes in children's movies are a lot more common than you think

false

Murdoch-owned ny post urges trump to act on gun control to 'stop the slaughter'

false

I have a lot in common with my brake rotors.. we're both warped and barely functioning.

true

I thought twerking was tweeting at work that's how out of the loop i am

true

My friend woke up this morning in fits of laughter. i think he must have slept funny.

true

Santa claus obesity: santa is getting fatter, may be bad influence on children

false

I'm so lazy i bought a black snuggie for funerals.

true

I saw a group of children crying during my visit to kiev so i said, what ukraine for?

true

Nasa spent 1.5mil on a pen that works in space. russia putin a pencil.

true

Did you hear what they called the new dog breed from israel? the penny pinscher

true

The one diet that can cure most disease: part i

false

I'm really glad they invented shampoo. imagine having to wash your hair with real poo?

true

There's a reason zika virus became a pandemic in 2015

false

If 50 shades of grey were in the nfl... ...it'd be on the commissioner's exempt list.

true

Why i un-installed league of legends. to pass my exams, what did you expect?

true

I named my eraser confidence it gets smaller every time i make a mistake.

true

‘black panther’ female warriors take center stage in new spinoff

false

9 things i didn't know i'd love about being a parent

false

What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation? a quadratic equation :)

true

Yesterday i gave my seat to a blind man today i lost my job as a bus driver

true

What do you call a short mexican? a paragraph, hes not a full essay yet.

true

Apple eyes fix for chip flaw leaving consumers without secure web browsing

false

Dark humor is like food... not everyone get it...

true

So many good trailers; so few good movies.

true

Press play for politics: my struggle to compose a georgian weapon against russia

false

There is a james brown impersonator in south korea. he's known as the godfather of seoul.

true

What's the difference between trump and bush? trump builds towers and bush knocks them down.

true

Books keep falling on my head.... i've only got myshelf to blame

true

How do you circumcise a redneck? kick his sister's chin.

true

My neighbor's kids said they loved sneakers. they're huge vans of them.

true

I cant believe ashton kutcher made the apple computer and iphones. thank you ashton

true

This is what madonna said when asked if drake was a good kisser

false

Every way with mac and cheese burgers (photos)

false

Lucasfilm & disney aren't too fond of amy schumer's gq cover

false

What do men who receive compressed porn files do when they are alone? they unzip.

true

What’s happening at cal shows the crap female reporters deal with

false

We just completed a full year of record-hot months

false

Eu doesn't want the u.s. spying on european citizens

false

Its all fun and games until someone loses an i?. then we cant play scrabble anymor

true

Yes, i absolutely want to hear about your cat's medication.

true

If a fish was trying to catch humans, what would the sport be called? bass murderering

true

What did the hobo get for christmas? nothing.

true

I want to china town today i saw a lot of wangs.

true

Q: how old is tyrion lannister? a: peter dinkl-age

true

Dear sepp blatter... there's only one robert mugabe... yours truly... life

true

Friends of quinn: sam's life with learning disabilities (video)

false

Pinocchio lizard rediscovered in ecuador after being thought extinct for 50 years

false

Porn actress confirmed trump affair in unpublished 2011 interview

false

Chewbacca just got himself a 'chewbacca mom' mask

false

Samantha bee goes full 'schoolhouse rock' with video about rape kit bill

false

If i had a parrot i'd teach it to say i know where they buried the bodies

true

I don't have any white friends, so i guess you could call me... crackalackin

true

Cara delevingne gets candid about her battle with depression

false

For a legendary weekend like neil patrick harris, drink this

false

10 tips for a good tip when i take my kids out to eat

false

Where is the biggest jews concentration? in the air.

true

I've been hit by a car before, you don't want to go down that road.

true

If evolution is real how come? monkeys still throw their poop underhanded

true

Hi, i'm going to tell a dad joke! hi im going to tell a dad joke, i'm dad!

true

University of illinois chancellor resigning following multiple controversies

false

Is okay to laugh if hitler jokes are considered to be the vorst?

true

You know what's a cool job?: mirror inspector i could really see my self doing it.

true

Do you know why lions eat raw meat? because lions don't know how to cook.

true

Michelle obama 'let's move!' tour: two outfits, one day! (photos)

false

Britain's largest cave, gaping gill, is magical and you can explore it

false

A man walks into a bar and goes right through it because hes a t1000

true

Reuters journalist leaves iraq after being threatened over story

false

Chuck norris doesn't step on toes. chuck norris steps on necks.

true

Babies are really expensive, which is why all the ones in babies r us don't have price tags.

true

Me: my cat isn't overweight; she's just big-boned vet: this is a dog

true

How do we know cats are communists? all they ever say is mao.

true

You say lasagna. i say spaghetti cake. because my 3 year old won't eat lasagna.

true

How to evolve your egg sandwich in five easy steps

false

This might just be the worst slide in the world

false

Adam pally escorted offstage for trashing terrible award show while he presented

false

Abstinence makes the arm grow stronger... at least one of them anyway.

true

Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ? because he didn't want to be recognised !

true

Why ecuador will always be the ultimate retirement haven

false

Jon stewart's farewell to fox news: ‘adios, motherf**kers!'

false