CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Did your hear about the man with a broken left arm and broken left leg?	true
Ice bowl photos still look cold after packers host another frigid nfl playoff game at lambeau field	false
U.s. lawmakers call on el salvador to free women 'wrongfully' jailed for illegal abortions	false
Team usa's danell leyva wins silver medal in men's parallel bars	false
I'm in a serious relationship with my wifi... you might say we have a connection.	true
Thanks for the gold! i'm an optimistic guy.	true
The main reason i lost my virginity was to ensure i wouldn't be sacrificed anytime soon.	true
Clean and jerk is a weight lifting term? oh... tosses tissues in the trash	true
Who clicks on ads? i do to report them.	true
Al jazeera america digital journalists vote to unionize	false
People in public restrooms don't really like playing peek-a-boo, apparently.	true
What do ghosts serve for dessert? i scream.	true
What's the ugliest tree in the world? yew	true
What do you call someone who is rude and has no corners? a circle-jerk.	true
Space may sound romantic... but i'd never take a date there; there's no atmosphere.	true
Public library reports hate crimes against muslims in graffitied books	false
How does a butcher introduce his wife? meat patty	true
Why aren't there any mexican swimmers in the olympics? because they're all in the us	true
How do you console someone with bad grammar skills ? there, their, they're.	true
Why did the hipster burn his lips? he drank coffee before it was cool	true
How to work as a park ranger abroad	false
This is what happens when a ceo actually cares about equality for women	false
I heard justin bieber has an 8 inch cock but it's in his ass and belongs to usher	true
Where does a beaver priest live? in a god dam house!	true
What can you find between the toes of the african elephant? slow africans.	true
Why cant black people get phd's? because they can't get past their masters.	true
What did one tampon say to the other tampon? nothing. they're both stuck up cunts.	true
Just heard that someone has started digging fidel castro's grave.. must be a communist plot.	true
Why did the clam get in an accident? he was talking on his shellphone.	true
Make love not war... or do both - get married.	true
What to do when your house becomes an empty nest	false
Bookstore trolls piers morgan, tweets entirety of ‘harry potter’ at him	false
My wife gets crazy when it comes to sex. i've had it with her.	true
More red states embrace obamacare, as long as you don't call it that	false
Why did the germans loose wwii? they kept stalin around.	true
My favorite yoga pose is try to cut the toenail	true
Practice good oral hygiene by wiping your mouth with toilet paper after talking shit	true
French bishop declares nun's recovery a lourdes miracle	false
Colorado shops are selling a lot of pot	false
Ellen degeneres surprises military family in tear-jerking video	false
Jokes are like farts, if you have to force it, its probably shit	true
I think i finally found your g-spot. it's been in my wallet the whole time.	true
Me: words can't describe how perfect you are. her: aww thank you!... me: but numbers can! 3/10	true
Fishermen hook 2 massive great whites off carolinas	false
George clooney's twins' 'tv debut' gets ruined by a familiar face	false
Where are you most likely to drown? deepends	true
You have to be pretty ballsy... to get a vasectomy...	true
Weird stuff happens to me on thursday the 12th and saturday the 14th, too.	true
What does the pope see in his dreams?	false
What the japanese version of mission impossible? miso impossible	true
I love everybody. even you, insecure person reading this hoping someone loves you ... even you.	true
I don't know why smokey the bear carries a shovel, but it scares the shit out of me.	true
Sorry for shouting go go gadget personality while you were speaking. please, continue.	true
I sleep better naked...why can't the flight attendant understand this?	true
How did the dentist become a brain surgeon? his hand slipped.	true
The big lesson from 2016 is that neither party has a winning vote coalition	false
A-sides with jon chattman: the weightlessness of matt andersen; wise girl sings us to sleep	false
When is independence day 2 coming out? 9/11	true
11 easy halloween costumes that are clever, not crass	false
Do we help the homeless whether they are naughty or nice?	false
Why did the canadian cross the road? because that's the direction his car was sliding.	true
Fox news rips donald trump's 'sick obsession' with megyn kelly	false
Some people don't believe in new year resolutions. like everyone in this mcdonald's drive thru.	true
Once you go black you never go back... fuck.	true
Ding darling national wildlife refuge: florida's drive-thru paradise	false
Police in turkey detain 2 suspected isis militants allegedly planning new year's eve attack	false
You could sell the cure for ebola to gamestop and they'd still only give you $4.99 for it	true
Montreal's osm concludes couche-tard virée classique with record attendance	false
What do you call a guy who works out regularly? jim.	true
All of the firefighters at my station are quick. they're even fast asleep!	true
Design inspiration: 10 fall flowers to liven up your garden this upcoming season (photos)	false
10 ways to discover santa claus around the world	false
Slugs are obviously snails that have been through a divorce.	true
The republican assault on the integrity of the supreme court	false
Bernie sanders' endgame is increasingly bewildering to team clinton	false
On ‘the bachelor,’ ambition is still an ‘obstacle’ to love	false
I sing like sinatra and have the brain of einstein. i think that's why girls call me frankenstein.	true
Guys, if your lady tells you she needs windshield wiper blades, she does not mean for christmas!	true
Trump briefly admits to making something up, then changes his mind	false
What is dracula's pornstar name? vlad the impaler	true
Weird, seems the killer spilled some coffee and part of a sandwich inside the victim	true
17 breathtaking photos of queer pride taken all over the world	false
Too much hype in the mobile health app world?	false
My friend michael and the power of acknowledgement	false
What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? i've never paid to have a lentil on me.	true
One in 3 americans weighs as much as the other two combined	true
How much lube do you need for anal? a buttload.	true
13 strange craigslist finds of the week (photos)	false
Just watching 50 shades of gray with my dad	true
What do you call two rows of cabbages ? a dual cabbageway !	true
I just went into an aol chat room to ask someone how to start a fire with sticks.	true
What did adam say to eve? stand back i don't know how big this thing gets!	true
Quiches, stratas and frittatas: 6 easy and elegant egg dishes	false
It's so cold out, that i don't know who's just wrapping up warm and who's a ninja.	true
What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow? you seamstressed	true
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? dam!	true
Home style: favorite online spots for chic and cool pieces	false
5 surprising ways you could be damaging your kidneys	false
Confucius says: woman who sleeps with judge..... receives honorable discharge	true
What's black and steals your change? vending machines.	true

Did your hear about the man with a broken left arm and broken left leg?

true

Ice bowl photos still look cold after packers host another frigid nfl playoff game at lambeau field

false

U.s. lawmakers call on el salvador to free women 'wrongfully' jailed for illegal abortions

false

Team usa's danell leyva wins silver medal in men's parallel bars

false

I'm in a serious relationship with my wifi... you might say we have a connection.

true

Thanks for the gold! i'm an optimistic guy.

true

The main reason i lost my virginity was to ensure i wouldn't be sacrificed anytime soon.

true

Clean and jerk is a weight lifting term? oh... *tosses tissues in the trash*

true

Who clicks on ads? i do to report them.

true

Al jazeera america digital journalists vote to unionize

false

People in public restrooms don't really like playing peek-a-boo, apparently.

true

What do ghosts serve for dessert? i scream.

true

What's the ugliest tree in the world? yew

true

What do you call someone who is rude and has no corners? a circle-jerk.

true

Space may sound romantic... but i'd never take a date there; there's no atmosphere.

true

Public library reports hate crimes against muslims in graffitied books

false

How does a butcher introduce his wife? meat patty

true

Why aren't there any mexican swimmers in the olympics? because they're all in the us

true

How do you console someone with bad grammar skills ? there, their, they're.

true

Why did the hipster burn his lips? he drank coffee before it was cool

true

How to work as a park ranger abroad

false

This is what happens when a ceo actually cares about equality for women

false

I heard justin bieber has an 8 inch cock but it's in his ass and belongs to usher

true

Where does a beaver priest live? in a god dam house!

true

What can you find between the toes of the african elephant? slow africans.

true

Why cant black people get phd's? because they can't get past their masters.

true

What did one tampon say to the other tampon? nothing. they're both stuck up cunts.

true

Just heard that someone has started digging fidel castro's grave.. must be a communist plot.

true

Why did the clam get in an accident? he was talking on his shellphone.

true

Make love not war... or do both - get married.

true

What to do when your house becomes an empty nest

false

Bookstore trolls piers morgan, tweets entirety of ‘harry potter’ at him

false

My wife gets crazy when it comes to sex. i've had it with her.

true

More red states embrace obamacare, as long as you don't call it that

false

Why did the germans loose wwii? they kept stalin around.

true

My favorite yoga pose is try to cut the toenail

true

Practice good oral hygiene by wiping your mouth with toilet paper after talking shit

true

French bishop declares nun's recovery a lourdes miracle

false

Colorado shops are selling a lot of pot

false

Ellen degeneres surprises military family in tear-jerking video

false

Jokes are like farts, if you have to force it, its probably shit

true

I think i finally found your g-spot. it's been in my wallet the whole time.

true

Me: words can't describe how perfect you are. her: aww thank you!... me: but numbers can! 3/10

true

Fishermen hook 2 massive great whites off carolinas

false

George clooney's twins' 'tv debut' gets ruined by a familiar face

false

Where are you most likely to drown? *deepends*

true

You have to be pretty ballsy... to get a vasectomy...

true

Weird stuff happens to me on thursday the 12th and saturday the 14th, too.

true

What does the pope see in his dreams?

false

What the japanese version of mission impossible? miso impossible

true

I love everybody. even you, insecure person reading this hoping someone loves you ... even you.

true

I don't know why smokey the bear carries a shovel, but it scares the shit out of me.

true

Sorry for shouting go go gadget personality while you were speaking. please, continue.

true

I sleep better naked...why can't the flight attendant understand this?

true

How did the dentist become a brain surgeon? his hand slipped.

true

The big lesson from 2016 is that neither party has a winning vote coalition

false

A-sides with jon chattman: the weightlessness of matt andersen; wise girl sings us to sleep

false

When is independence day 2 coming out? 9/11

true

11 easy halloween costumes that are clever, not crass

false

Do we help the homeless whether they are naughty or nice?

false

Why did the canadian cross the road? because that's the direction his car was sliding.

true

Fox news rips donald trump's 'sick obsession' with megyn kelly

false

Some people don't believe in new year resolutions. like everyone in this mcdonald's drive thru.

true

Once you go black you never go back... fuck.

true

Ding darling national wildlife refuge: florida's drive-thru paradise

false

Police in turkey detain 2 suspected isis militants allegedly planning new year's eve attack

false

You could sell the cure for ebola to gamestop and they'd still only give you $4.99 for it

true

Montreal's osm concludes couche-tard virée classique with record attendance

false

What do you call a guy who works out regularly? jim.

true

All of the firefighters at my station are quick. they're even fast asleep!

true

Design inspiration: 10 fall flowers to liven up your garden this upcoming season (photos)

false

10 ways to discover santa claus around the world

false

Slugs are obviously snails that have been through a divorce.

true

The republican assault on the integrity of the supreme court

false

Bernie sanders' endgame is increasingly bewildering to team clinton

false

On ‘the bachelor,’ ambition is still an ‘obstacle’ to love

false

I sing like sinatra and have the brain of einstein. i think that's why girls call me frankenstein.

true

Guys, if your lady tells you she needs windshield wiper blades, she does not mean for christmas!

true

Trump briefly admits to making something up, then changes his mind

false

What is dracula's pornstar name? vlad the impaler

true

Weird, seems the killer spilled some coffee and part of a sandwich inside the victim

true

17 breathtaking photos of queer pride taken all over the world

false

Too much hype in the mobile health app world?

false

My friend michael and the power of acknowledgement

false

What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? i've never paid to have a lentil on me.

true

One in 3 americans weighs as much as the other two combined

true

How much lube do you need for anal? a buttload.

true

13 strange craigslist finds of the week (photos)

false

Just watching 50 shades of gray with my dad

true

What do you call two rows of cabbages ? a dual cabbageway !

true

I just went into an aol chat room to ask someone how to start a fire with sticks.

true

What did adam say to eve? stand back i don't know how big this thing gets!

true

Quiches, stratas and frittatas: 6 easy and elegant egg dishes

false

It's so cold out, that i don't know who's just wrapping up warm and who's a ninja.

true

What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow? you seamstressed

true

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? dam!

true

Home style: favorite online spots for chic and cool pieces

false

5 surprising ways you could be damaging your kidneys

false

Confucius says: woman who sleeps with judge..... receives honorable discharge

true

What's black and steals your change? vending machines.

true