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Partnering to plant trees -- more than two million of them
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What does r. kelly have in common with malaysian airlines? they both think they can fly.
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Why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a pedophile and 6 has children.
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This sexually enlightened r&b song feels so right
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What did the halal lettuce say to the halal cucumber ? lets make salat
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Something disturbing came in the mail today... ...my mailman.
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Watch anita hill and aly raisman share their #metoo stories on stage together
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Best fits for nfl's marquee wide receiver free agents
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As the wise confucius once said.... if you drop watch in toilet, you have shitty time
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3 low- or no-cost resources to help improve your mental health
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? tentacles!
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Ziggy the cat: kitty litter is so 'yesterday'!
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What do you call it when an amputee does karate? partial arts! :)
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The day before rosh hashanah... can be called adam's eve.
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There's something strange about peyton manning's 'furious' hgh denial
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Shots reported for 2nd day at mississippi military site
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What we love most about keanu reeves on his 50th birthday
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Latinos in the u.s and the road to prison: the new logic of the criminal justice system
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Apple vp: the fbi wants to roll back safeguards that keep us a step ahead of criminals
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Wiggle room: making a case for ngo partnerships
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The daffy dictionary straw poll (n.) something you find on an aroused scarecrow.
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Jimmy page testifies in led zeppelin plagiarism trial
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Lgbtq groups blast ncaa for awarding events to north carolina after 'fake repeal of hb2'
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Trump's myth of the 'dealmaker-in-chief' is in deep trouble
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What did the drummer get on his test? drool
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Drummers of reddit. what does coffee and ginger baker have in common? they both suck without cream.
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What do you call a bunch of asian bears roaring? panda-monium.
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Sara huckabee sanders tweets 'quantum entanglement' mike pence photo
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What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado? guacamelee
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3 blondes walk in to a bar you'd think one of them would have seen it
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Aclu sues trump administration over voter fraud probe
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A volvo runs over a nokia... ... the world explodes.
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Tyson fury defeats wladimir klitschko, sings aerosmith to wife
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Do you know what the secret of encouragement is? of course you don't.
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Bad joke look in the mirror and see the biggest joke ever... that's what my mom said
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How swift is kanye? about as west as taylor
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Isis comic did you hear about the isis comic? he bombed.
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Anderson cooper tells conan haiti is 'among the richest countries i've ever been to'
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Yo momma is so fat her butt is the butt of every joke.
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Who are these ladies and how are they rocking the world of german craft beer?
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7 superfoods you can swap into your next dessert
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Interviewer: your resume says you have a bad memory. me: i said that?
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U.s. spies say they tracked ‘sony hackers' for years
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I'm making a band! i started a band called 999 megabytes...we haven't gotten a gig yet.
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Beauty street style: jakenna gilbert, digital strategist, prefers homemade face scrubs
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So a roman walks into a bar lifts two fingers and say five beers, please
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Alleged 'paypal 14' hackers seek deal to stay out of prison after nearly 2 years in limbo
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How federal policies are eroding the san joaquin valley floor
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His name was steven: a 13-year-old victim of bullycide
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Everything happens for a reason and the reason is stupid
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Half a million people have watched these kids learn their mom is pregnant
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Ikea paris airport: swedish chain opens pop-up lounge in charles de gaulle airport (photos)
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What's better than roses on your piano? (pg13) tulips on your organ.
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Patton oswalt shares touching detail from wedding day with meredith salenger
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British health care lags behind other countries, despite free treatment
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Where do calculus students go when they are sick? to l'hopital.
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If trump tweeted about actual dangers the way he tweets about refugees
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Because telescopes work using mirrors... we'll never know if there are any space vampires.
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There are 10 types of people in this world... people who understand binary, and people who don't.
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Parent traps: don't monitor your kids' web surfing
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What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size? four-tified
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Huffpollster: fewer than ever americans still use landline phones
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All the winners at the 2015 golden globes
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How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? she can fit into your wife's clothes.
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Grieving daughter says mom drinks too much and started bringing home ‘random men’ since dad died
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Alabama governor plans to vote for roy moore despite sexual assault accusations
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The 5 best organizing websites to help the perpetually messy
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Ed westwick under investigation by lapd after rape accusation
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Gwist recap: the best video clips from the gay youtube channel, august 4 -- 11
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I hate boxing but you gotta love may weather!
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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday? a stole.
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If there's a pedicure, why are there still pedophiles?
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Reborn dolls: collectors care for lifelike plastic dolls as real babies (photos)
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? time to get a new car.
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So, wanna hear a miscarriage joke? never mind, i lost it...
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The mind-blowing hidden meaning of 'back to the future'
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Everyone thought the uk made the stupidest decision of 2016 sure showed them
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Why did hitler commit suicide ? he got freaked out when he received the gas bill.
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Listen, i hate you... i'm just not... in hate with you.
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Relationship status: don't tell me to calm down, you called a stormtrooper a robot
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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions which your wife asks for nothing.
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Quitting smoking is really easy... i've done it like 100 times already
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Arnold schwarzenegger shares sweet oktoberfest photo for son joseph baena's birthday
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A picture so sexy my computer just covered my eyes.
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Will ferrell taken to hospital after car flips in freeway crash
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How to keep the relationship with your ex on good email terms
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Me: why do you always fight with your sisters? 6-year-old: because i always win.
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Former abc news correspondent to testify in terrorism trial
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Uber pulls a u-turn, decides tipping is ok after all
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Just want to remind all you trump supporters to get out and vote early on wednesday.
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How do you get info from a french dude? you est-ce que question
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5 lessons you can learn from ozzy osbourne's bacon fire
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What is the best cabinet post for donald trump? secretary of 'de-fence
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Steve king is exactly who you think he is. his constituents, not so much.
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Woman tortured, killed animals while filming brutal fetish sex video: cops
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What do bulls do math with? a cow-culator! (cue groans)
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Unlike father, rand paul is willing to alter his positions to win
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Sometimes when i close my eyes, i can't see.
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What keyboard layout does miley cyrus use? twerqy.
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Gps guide: mirabai bush's tips for improving work performance with mindfulness
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