CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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The enemy is within, not without: make love not war	false
How trump’s budget would hurt kids – and u.s. workers	false
Kerry washington, brandy, solange knowles & more: the week's best style moments (photos)	false
I like my women like my chicken... white meat only.	true
Veterans with sleep apnea: a growing human issue	false
Lupita nyong'o's pearl oscar dress has been fake this whole time	false
North west can't even take a bath without kanye trying to make it art	false
Nasa aircraft spots mysterious circles in remote arctic sea ice	false
An 'african gang crisis' in melbourne is roiling australian politics	false
The things they really don't tell you when you have a baby	false
My gardener is completely incompetent he keeps soiling himself	true
Does your child have a touch of olympic fever? top 10 reasons to involve your kids in sports	false
I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers but the cashier keeps putting it back.	true
Where does a muslim go for a quick bite? allahu snackbar!	true
Carrie underwood wears more outfits in one night than we do in a week (photos)	false
Yes grandma, i'm almost positive arachnophobia is not the fear of people from iraq	true
The last four digits of you're credit card are: 8905 so, who just got a mini heart attack?	true
What weighs 20 times a north korean? kim jong un.	true
Twitter goes over capacity more than kirstie alley's home elevator.	true
Shaun livingston just threw down the biggest dunk of the nba finals	false
What do you call 500 old white guys chasing a black man with clubs? the pga tour.	true
I have sex almost every day! almost on monday, almost on tuesday, almost on wednesday...	true
Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a registered six offender	true
Jaw-dropping apartments on an abandoned bridge will blow you away (photos)	false
The four scariest words any husband can hear are guess what today is?	true
A man was at the end of a bar... and then he went to the next one.	true
What do you find up a clean nose? finger-prints.	true
Sales tax holidays lose luster in some states	false
Why does everyone hate me? i texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.	true
Water is life at standing rock: students respond to dapl	false
4 ways to stay sane at the table	false
Did you see the results of the swimming competition at lake gennesaret? jesus won in a walkover.	true
Gaza still needs rebuilding. here's what lies ahead	false
What is long, brown and covered in flies? the welfare line.	true
He who laughs last is probably just really high.	true
Buzz aldrin, apollo 11 moonwalker, refutes auction & is keeping space memorabilia	false
Barack obama is getting all the twitter love on his birthday	false
Some people are still complaining about hillary clinton's voice	false
What do lesbians use to get on top of a building? a scissor lift.	true
Had to return the sensitive toothpaste i bought yesterday... it couldnt take a joke!	true
Meet the man trying to bring gay bathhouses back in style	false
Rbs libor rigging fines may come from both u.k. and u.s. authorities	false
Bill clinton's former adviser: hillary is the most qualified candidate since washington	false
Why does this bottle of body wash have directions printed on it	true
Which traffic sign allows you to make a u-turn on a highway in the us? welcome to louisiana	true
Another day done. time to kick back and second-guess every social interaction i had at work.	true
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the pre-school? he woke up.	true
Ryan steele, 'five dances' and 'matilda' star, joins #sharethemattress video series	false
2017: the beginning of the era of disruption	false
Life is a highway has gotta be my favorite song about having sex with a road	true
#fivewordstoruinajobinterview reveals what never to say when applying for work	false
Kristen wiig's surprise lady can't contain her excitement in hilarious 'snl' skit	false
Age 5 is not too early to learn your child might be transgender	false
Mothers don’t need greeting cards and chocolate—we need real reform	false
You know why i love dead baby jokes? they never get old	true
Trevor noah uses destiny's child to make the case for obamacare	false
Stunning nike ad dubs serena williams the 'greatest athlete ever'	false
Here's what's at stake for women this election	false
Skip the gym today? you may be healthier for it	false
What did the hobo say to the prostitute? hey girl, i'd sleep in that box.	true
Where does noah keep his bees? in the ark hives	true
What do you call a hooker with no limits? your mom.	true
My doctor said if i get 1000 upvotes he will perform free lasik surgery!! upvote for visibility.	true
Race is at the heart of the new faith-driven environmental justice	false
I wonder how long it takes a giraffe to throw up?	true
A jewish kid asks his dad for $20 his dad replies: $10!?!... what do you need $5 for?	true
Video breaks down why machismo isn't synonymous with latino men	false
Donald trump sure likes making fun of boxing. what with all the lightweight insults	true
Cops call their dogs k-9 because if they call k-10, then it's a cat.	true
'bourne legacy' box office: film edges out over-performing 'the campaign' in early numbers	false
Is reality tv ready to embrace gay black men?	false
What's red, white, and black all over? an american plantation.	true
My friend recently told me he was allergic to blood... i told him he was full of it.	true
What's great when you're at work, and terrible when you're in bed? getting off early	true
On the a w/souleo: the sports world could learn from derek fordjour's artworks	false
I have but one question why did curiousity kill the cat?	true
Prince william says what we're all thinking about work stress	false
Snacks from the '90s we love and miss	false
Q & a with jbf award winner danny bowien	false
Double limb transplants are so expensive they cost an arm and leg	true
Tiffany haddish on sexual harassment in comedy: 'it was constant defending and battling'	false
New york fashion week 2012: ralph lauren fall 2012 (photos)	false
Sony hack reveals maureen dowd showed sony exec's husband column before publication	false
What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot? steel wool	true
Why do muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino? because they hate french press.	true
Mcdonald's monopoly game: how to win without spending $1 at mcdonald's	false
How the realism of 'this is us' became the escapism from our surreal new world	false
Red leaf lettuce (and green leaf) recipes for summer salads and more (photos)	false
Afro-textured hair: beautiful and magical or nappy heads in need of perminators?	false
The social security benefits that sergeant la david johnson earned for his children	false
Why do girls suck at playing hockey as goalie? because there are 3 periods and only 2 pads	true
Less healthy americans were more likely to vote trump, research finds	false
Turns out chimps don't like being spied on	false
How do you separate the men from the boys in greece? with a crowbar.	true
Obama says putin is 'donald trump's role model'	false
Good chance of showers today. -- bathroom forecast.	true
Planned parenthood apologizes for statements in undercover video	false
Everything i like is either: illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible	true
So i got rid of my gym membership... just didn't work out	true
Ordinarily people live and learn. you just live.	true

The enemy is within, not without: make love not war

false

How trump’s budget would hurt kids – and u.s. workers

false

Kerry washington, brandy, solange knowles & more: the week's best style moments (photos)

false

I like my women like my chicken... white meat only.

true

Veterans with sleep apnea: a growing human issue

false

Lupita nyong'o's pearl oscar dress has been fake this whole time

false

North west can't even take a bath without kanye trying to make it art

false

Nasa aircraft spots mysterious circles in remote arctic sea ice

false

An 'african gang crisis' in melbourne is roiling australian politics

false

The things they really don't tell you when you have a baby

false

My gardener is completely incompetent he keeps soiling himself

true

Does your child have a touch of olympic fever? top 10 reasons to involve your kids in sports

false

I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers but the cashier keeps putting it back.

true

Where does a muslim go for a quick bite? allahu snackbar!

true

Carrie underwood wears more outfits in one night than we do in a week (photos)

false

Yes grandma, i'm almost positive arachnophobia is not the fear of people from iraq

true

The last four digits of you're credit card are: 8905 so, who just got a mini heart attack?

true

What weighs 20 times a north korean? kim jong un.

true

Twitter goes over capacity more than kirstie alley's home elevator.

true

Shaun livingston just threw down the biggest dunk of the nba finals

false

What do you call 500 old white guys chasing a black man with clubs? the pga tour.

true

I have sex almost every day! almost on monday, almost on tuesday, almost on wednesday...

true

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a registered six offender

true

Jaw-dropping apartments on an abandoned bridge will blow you away (photos)

false

The four scariest words any husband can hear are guess what today is?

true

A man was at the end of a bar... and then he went to the next one.

true

What do you find up a clean nose? finger-prints.

true

Sales tax holidays lose luster in some states

false

Why does everyone hate me? i texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

true

Water is life at standing rock: students respond to dapl

false

4 ways to stay sane at the table

false

Did you see the results of the swimming competition at lake gennesaret? jesus won in a walkover.

true

Gaza still needs rebuilding. here's what lies ahead

false

What is long, brown and covered in flies? the welfare line.

true

He who laughs last is probably just really high.

true

Buzz aldrin, apollo 11 moonwalker, refutes auction & is keeping space memorabilia

false

Barack obama is getting all the twitter love on his birthday

false

Some people are still complaining about hillary clinton's voice

false

What do lesbians use to get on top of a building? a scissor lift.

true

Had to return the sensitive toothpaste i bought yesterday... it couldnt take a joke!

true

Meet the man trying to bring gay bathhouses back in style

false

Rbs libor rigging fines may come from both u.k. and u.s. authorities

false

Bill clinton's former adviser: hillary is the most qualified candidate since washington

false

Why does this bottle of body wash have directions printed on it

true

Which traffic sign allows you to make a u-turn on a highway in the us? welcome to louisiana

true

Another day done. time to kick back and second-guess every social interaction i had at work.

true

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the pre-school? he woke up.

true

Ryan steele, 'five dances' and 'matilda' star, joins #sharethemattress video series

false

2017: the beginning of the era of disruption

false

Life is a highway has gotta be my favorite song about having sex with a road

true

#fivewordstoruinajobinterview reveals what never to say when applying for work

false

Kristen wiig's surprise lady can't contain her excitement in hilarious 'snl' skit

false

Age 5 is not too early to learn your child might be transgender

false

Mothers don’t need greeting cards and chocolate—we need real reform

false

You know why i love dead baby jokes? they never get old

true

Trevor noah uses destiny's child to make the case for obamacare

false

Stunning nike ad dubs serena williams the 'greatest athlete ever'

false

Here's what's at stake for women this election

false

Skip the gym today? you may be healthier for it

false

What did the hobo say to the prostitute? hey girl, i'd sleep in that box.

true

Where does noah keep his bees? in the ark hives

true

What do you call a hooker with no limits? your mom.

true

My doctor said if i get 1000 upvotes he will perform free lasik surgery!! upvote for visibility.

true

Race is at the heart of the new faith-driven environmental justice

false

I wonder how long it takes a giraffe to throw up?

true

A jewish kid asks his dad for $20 his dad replies: $10!?!... what do you need $5 for?

true

Video breaks down why machismo isn't synonymous with latino men

false

Donald trump sure likes making fun of boxing. what with all the lightweight insults

true

Cops call their dogs k-9 because if they call k-10, then it's a cat.

true

'bourne legacy' box office: film edges out over-performing 'the campaign' in early numbers

false

Is reality tv ready to embrace gay black men?

false

What's red, white, and black all over? an american plantation.

true

My friend recently told me he was allergic to blood... i told him he was full of it.

true

What's great when you're at work, and terrible when you're in bed? getting off early

true

On the a w/souleo: the sports world could learn from derek fordjour's artworks

false

I have but one question why did curiousity kill the cat?

true

Prince william says what we're all thinking about work stress

false

Snacks from the '90s we love and miss

false

Q & a with jbf award winner danny bowien

false

Double limb transplants are so expensive they cost an arm and leg

true

Tiffany haddish on sexual harassment in comedy: 'it was constant defending and battling'

false

New york fashion week 2012: ralph lauren fall 2012 (photos)

false

Sony hack reveals maureen dowd showed sony exec's husband column before publication

false

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot? steel wool

true

Why do muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino? because they hate french press.

true

Mcdonald's monopoly game: how to win without spending $1 at mcdonald's

false

How the realism of 'this is us' became the escapism from our surreal new world

false

Red leaf lettuce (and green leaf) recipes for summer salads and more (photos)

false

Afro-textured hair: beautiful and magical or nappy heads in need of perminators?

false

The social security benefits that sergeant la david johnson earned for his children

false

Why do girls suck at playing hockey as goalie? because there are 3 periods and only 2 pads

true

Less healthy americans were more likely to vote trump, research finds

false

Turns out chimps don't like being spied on

false

How do you separate the men from the boys in greece? with a crowbar.

true

Obama says putin is 'donald trump's role model'

false

Good chance of showers today. -- bathroom forecast.

true

Planned parenthood apologizes for statements in undercover video

false

Everything i like is either: illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible

true

So i got rid of my gym membership... just didn't work out

true

Ordinarily people live and learn. you just live.

true