CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Nepal quake triggers deadly avalanche at mount everest	false
Trump should build a wall, but not on the mexican border	false
Brian williams told me if i lied i can get to the front page.	true
The battery level on my phone pretty much dictates my life.	true
No barriers on the samana peninsula of the dominican republic	false
How come notepad has no street cred? it can't wrap.	true
'black panther' is already being hailed as one of the best marvel films yet	false
Why do seals swim in salt water? cause pepper makes them sneeze.	true
Lifetime to air prince harry and meghan markle tv movie	false
Knowing what to do if there's a school shooting still hazy at colleges	false
Super pacs supporting hillary clinton rely on $1 million donors	false
Congressional candidate recounts childhood abuse in powerful campaign ad	false
Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money? because he did all his work pro bonobo	true
What do you get when you kiss a sick bird? cherpies.	true
Why can't you play cards on a small boat? because someone is always sitting on the deck.	true
Tim cook sends memo to reassure apple employees after trump's win	false
Kids that unplug before bedtime sleep better (study)	false
Dad accused of killing teen son opposed his sexuality, friends say	false
Republican candidate for connecticut governor really doesn't want to talk about gun control	false
How did luke skywalker know what darth vader got him for christmas? he felt his presents.	true
Arkansas residents jim and alice walton pony up $1,835,000 to raise charter cap in massachusetts	false
I am dyslexia of borg your ass will be laminated.	true
Taking the spin out of the multiple vitamin controversy	false
Sugar in food: 8 eats with more than a twinkie	false
Whats with all this anti-semitic jokes lately? jew nose... - i am truely sorry for that one	true
Emotional health: the key to our children's success	false
Yoga and the brain: a vision of possibilities	false
Today i read this book about alzheimer's it was about alzheimer's.	true
The stock market is astrology for people who think they're too good for astrology.	true
Where disney-obsessed millionaires can live out their mickey fantasies without judgment (video)	false
What's the worst part about fucking your grandma? banging your head on the coffin lid.	true
Spider-man reboots should start with the previous actor biting the new one as the origin story.	true
Single mom who lived in her truck just wants a home this holiday season	false
Sometimes i think my wife's a bit shallow i wouldn't want the dog digging her up	true
Why don't people in their 80's have sex anymore? you ever try to open a grilled cheese sandwich?	true
What do you call it when an eskimo makes a dirty joke? inuit-endo	true
New spouse income and child support in california	false
My mate keeps having sex with nuns. i did warn him not to get in the habit.	true
I rated that girl a 10 on the ph scale because she looked pretty basic.	true
Like knowing if gmos are in your food? congress is trying to make that harder	false
Did you guys hear about the constipated mathematician? he worked it out with a pencil.	true
Fbi interviews clinton aides including huma abedin as part of email probe	false
The global search for education: just imagine secretary hargreaves	false
Trying online dating after divorce? here are 5 ways to improve your chances	false
Blood donors needed after orlando gay club shooting, but queer men are banned	false
Why did the chicken cross the playground? to get to the other slide.	true
5 ways to support the black lgbtq community in times of uncertainty	false
I like my women like i like my coffee without a dick	true
Trump administration points to new york, chicago in latest 'sanctuary city' threat	false
Rihanna, kim kardashian and 20 more worst-dressed celebrities of the week (photos)	false
Sanders movement plots democratic party takeover at weekend gathering	false
Top 80 us real estate crowdfunding sites open new doors in 2015	false
Two fish are in a tank one says to another, i'll drive. you shoot.	true
Why the long-term jobless probably aren't getting their benefits back	false
Brent christensen, trent christensen and yavette carter fatally shot at idaho pit bull business	false
What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for christmas? cancer.	true
Why does little timmy keep throwing up gang signs? because he ate too much of them.	true
I always party like it's 1999. standing in a corner talking to nerds about the matrix. :(	true
The gop tax scam makes the super-rich, richer, widening the wealth gap even more	false
Carmelo anthony hosts 'honest' dialogue between cops and black youth	false
Plaid at home: 15 ways to bring the pattern inside	false
smashes bag of oreos pours on top of salad	true
What do more than half the u.s. population consider a gay marriage? still not recognizable	true
Her: let me know when you get your shit together. me: so i guess this is goodbye.	true
How do you get 50 canadians out of a swimming pool? please get out of the swimming pool	true
Brett gelman opens up about cutting ties with adult swim	false
From walls to wheels: driving art in high gear	false
What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things? a hesi-tater	true
Justin bieber deletes instagram account after threatening to make it private	false
Here's my impression of an average eli5 post. eli5 how do you post in eli5?	true
Trump administration moves to weaken offshore safety rules prompted by 2010 spill	false
Schools need to stop asking so much of parents (and parents need to stop caving)	false
Shakespeare was gay... how else was he so good with his tongue?	true
Just wrote rhanks to someone. who am i? scooby doo?	true
Why are cows always broke? the farmers milk them dry.	true
Vicarious vacation to country of georgia through hyperlapse (video)	false
So i met a vegan. i'd finish the joke, but she's still talking.	true
What do you call a redneck with two sheep? a pimp	true
Indiana workers beg governor to save their jobs while trump meets with ceos	false
Why i want my daughters to know about janet reno	false
What's the difference between starlings and swallows? your mum doesn't starlings.	true
I should buy my girlfriend a plunger for christmas because she loves to bring up old shit.	true
What do gay asian men do in the bedroom? they bangkok	true
Merkel's party beaten by anti-immigrant afd in german state election	false
Cornered trump could go nuclear at debate, defies calls to quit race over vulgar video	false
Hold on to summer's heat with these spicy, chill cocktails	false
Pizza rolls are just hot pockets for midgets	true
7 last-minute christmas gifts that don't look last-minute (photos)	false
Dad: i'm so hungry. me: hi, so hungry i'm son! dad turns head very slowly	true
Once you go lesbian, sometimes you go back.	true
Divorce and child custody cases in america -- see film romeo misses a payment	false
Dermstore has never-on-sale beauty products for under $100 right now	false
Burger king puts cocktails, bbq on tokyo menu	false
Trump's doctor has an amazing explanation for that bizarre medical report	false
Our secret to a happy marriage? blame hazel	false
'the croods' takes an early lead on friday at the box office	false
We resort to habits under stress -- even healthy ones, study finds	false
From idealism to disillusion, the shifting profile of islamist attackers	false
Marina abramović shockingly compares aborigines to dinosaurs in upcoming memoir	false
John kerry: republican primary race is 'an embarrassment'	false

Nepal quake triggers deadly avalanche at mount everest

false

Trump should build a wall, but not on the mexican border

false

Brian williams told me if i lied i can get to the front page.

true

The battery level on my phone pretty much dictates my life.

true

No barriers on the samana peninsula of the dominican republic

false

How come notepad has no street cred? it can't wrap.

true

'black panther' is already being hailed as one of the best marvel films yet

false

Why do seals swim in salt water? cause pepper makes them sneeze.

true

Lifetime to air prince harry and meghan markle tv movie

false

Knowing what to do if there's a school shooting still hazy at colleges

false

Super pacs supporting hillary clinton rely on $1 million donors

false

Congressional candidate recounts childhood abuse in powerful campaign ad

false

Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money? because he did all his work pro bonobo

true

What do you get when you kiss a sick bird? cherpies.

true

Why can't you play cards on a small boat? because someone is always sitting on the deck.

true

Tim cook sends memo to reassure apple employees after trump's win

false

Kids that unplug before bedtime sleep better (study)

false

Dad accused of killing teen son opposed his sexuality, friends say

false

Republican candidate for connecticut governor really doesn't want to talk about gun control

false

How did luke skywalker know what darth vader got him for christmas? he felt his presents.

true

Arkansas residents jim and alice walton pony up $1,835,000 to raise charter cap in massachusetts

false

I am dyslexia of borg your ass will be laminated.

true

Taking the spin out of the multiple vitamin controversy

false

Sugar in food: 8 eats with more than a twinkie

false

Whats with all this anti-semitic jokes lately? jew nose... - i am truely sorry for that one

true

Emotional health: the key to our children's success

false

Yoga and the brain: a vision of possibilities

false

Today i read this book about alzheimer's it was about alzheimer's.

true

The stock market is astrology for people who think they're too good for astrology.

true

Where disney-obsessed millionaires can live out their mickey fantasies without judgment (video)

false

What's the worst part about fucking your grandma? banging your head on the coffin lid.

true

Spider-man reboots should start with the previous actor biting the new one as the origin story.

true

Single mom who lived in her truck just wants a home this holiday season

false

Sometimes i think my wife's a bit shallow i wouldn't want the dog digging her up

true

Why don't people in their 80's have sex anymore? you ever try to open a grilled cheese sandwich?

true

What do you call it when an eskimo makes a dirty joke? inuit-endo

true

New spouse income and child support in california

false

My mate keeps having sex with nuns. i did warn him not to get in the habit.

true

I rated that girl a 10 on the ph scale because she looked pretty basic.

true

Like knowing if gmos are in your food? congress is trying to make that harder

false

Did you guys hear about the constipated mathematician? he worked it out with a pencil.

true

Fbi interviews clinton aides including huma abedin as part of email probe

false

The global search for education: just imagine secretary hargreaves

false

Trying online dating after divorce? here are 5 ways to improve your chances

false

Blood donors needed after orlando gay club shooting, but queer men are banned

false

Why did the chicken cross the playground? to get to the other **slide**.

true

5 ways to support the black lgbtq community in times of uncertainty

false

I like my women like i like my coffee without a dick

true

Trump administration points to new york, chicago in latest 'sanctuary city' threat

false

Rihanna, kim kardashian and 20 more worst-dressed celebrities of the week (photos)

false

Sanders movement plots democratic party takeover at weekend gathering

false

Top 80 us real estate crowdfunding sites open new doors in 2015

false

Two fish are in a tank one says to another, i'll drive. you shoot.

true

Why the long-term jobless probably aren't getting their benefits back

false

Brent christensen, trent christensen and yavette carter fatally shot at idaho pit bull business

false

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for christmas? cancer.

true

Why does little timmy keep throwing up gang signs? because he ate too much of them.

true

I always party like it's 1999. standing in a corner talking to nerds about the matrix. :(

true

The gop tax scam makes the super-rich, richer, widening the wealth gap even more

false

Carmelo anthony hosts 'honest' dialogue between cops and black youth

false

Plaid at home: 15 ways to bring the pattern inside

false

*smashes bag of oreos *pours on top of salad

true

What do more than half the u.s. population consider a gay marriage? still not recognizable

true

Her: let me know when you get your shit together. me: so i guess this is goodbye.

true

How do you get 50 canadians out of a swimming pool? please get out of the swimming pool

true

Brett gelman opens up about cutting ties with adult swim

false

From walls to wheels: driving art in high gear

false

What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things? a hesi-tater

true

Justin bieber deletes instagram account after threatening to make it private

false

Here's my impression of an average eli5 post. eli5 how do you post in eli5?

true

Trump administration moves to weaken offshore safety rules prompted by 2010 spill

false

Schools need to stop asking so much of parents (and parents need to stop caving)

false

Shakespeare was gay... how else was he so good with his tongue?

true

Just wrote rhanks to someone. who am i? scooby doo?

true

Why are cows always broke? the farmers milk them dry.

true

Vicarious vacation to country of georgia through hyperlapse (video)

false

So i met a vegan. i'd finish the joke, but she's still talking.

true

What do you call a redneck with two sheep? a pimp

true

Indiana workers beg governor to save their jobs while trump meets with ceos

false

Why i want my daughters to know about janet reno

false

What's the difference between starlings and swallows? your mum doesn't starlings.

true

I should buy my girlfriend a plunger for christmas because she loves to bring up old shit.

true

What do gay asian men do in the bedroom? they bangkok

true

Merkel's party beaten by anti-immigrant afd in german state election

false

Cornered trump could go nuclear at debate, defies calls to quit race over vulgar video

false

Hold on to summer's heat with these spicy, chill cocktails

false

Pizza rolls are just hot pockets for midgets

true

7 last-minute christmas gifts that don't look last-minute (photos)

false

Dad: i'm so hungry. me: hi, so hungry i'm son! *dad turns head very slowly*

true

Once you go lesbian, sometimes you go back.

true

Divorce and child custody cases in america -- see film romeo misses a payment

false

Dermstore has never-on-sale beauty products for under $100 right now

false

Burger king puts cocktails, bbq on tokyo menu

false

Trump's doctor has an amazing explanation for that bizarre medical report

false

Our secret to a happy marriage? blame hazel

false

'the croods' takes an early lead on friday at the box office

false

We resort to habits under stress -- even healthy ones, study finds

false

From idealism to disillusion, the shifting profile of islamist attackers

false

Marina abramović shockingly compares aborigines to dinosaurs in upcoming memoir

false

John kerry: republican primary race is 'an embarrassment'

false