CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Poker is like sex not fun to watch if there are a lot of folds	true
Did you see the video of the woman on her period with a yeast infection? it was bloodcurdling.	true
The gallery inn: whimsical wedding locale in old san juan, puerto rico	false
Why the dark side did not trump hope in 2016	false
A legendary quote by mahatma gandhi history is not created by those who browse in incognito mode	true
How does a solar system have a party? they planet	true
Trump’s selling a russia story, but most americans aren’t buying it	false
Two peanuts are walking through central park. one was a salted.	true
What is donald trump thinking? who is going to build the wall if we deport all the mexicans?	true
If you see someone doing a crossword puzzle whisper in their ear, 7 up is lemonade.	true
Why did the can crusher hate his job? because it was soda pressing	true
This is what 2015 will look like according to 'back to the future'	false
Income gap closing: women on pace to outearn men	false
4 healthy games to play with your cat	false
My house is full of valentines cards. i'm not a legend though just a lazy postman	true
How do you call a robber in a suit of armor? a thief in the knight	true
Making homemade corned beef from scratch: start now for st. patrick's day	false
To prevent suicides and school shootings, more states embrace anonymous tip lines	false
11 countries with soaring inflation: 24/7 wall st.	false
I'm going to slide in and go back and forth until you're satisfied -floss	true
There's both a mcdonald's and a blood pressure machine at our walmart. circle of life.	true
Why did the chicken cross the road? because north korea's nukes couldn't reach him there	true
What kind of fish is the worst friend? the sel-fish	true
5 characteristics that can maximize your income potential	false
I'm a screamer not sexually just life in general	true
What do you call a black guy who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist.	true
I'm so in love -- or am i? 10 experiences that signal you are in love	false
Kellyanne conway: 'just because somebody says something doesn't make it true'	false
Whats a pirate's favorite letter? arrrrrrrg matey it be the c.	true
Did seizures lead to secretary of commerce john bryson's car accidents?	false
I started a club for guys with erectile dysfunction we're trying to get our membership up	true
What do you call an eerie french pastry chef? a crepe.	true
Why are alabama weddings so small? they've only gotta invite one family	true
Justice breyer couldn't save richard glossip, but he won the day anyway	false
What is the best part about raping a midget? their arms are too short to hold you back.	true
What does a grumpy sheep say at christmas? ...baaaaaahumbug	true
Have you ever had north korean food? no? neither have they.	true
Planned parenthood fire in southern california was arson, authorities say	false
When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for chuck norris.	true
What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? a gun only has one trigger.	true
An open letter to the well-meaning white boys who approach me online	false
Are you a mixologist? i could tell by your poor style.	true
Focus on one particular loophole in gop's new tax-cut plan	false
Ben higgins and lauren bushnell on the 'bachelor' buzzwords they never want to say again	false
Why did the mexican decide to become a buddhist? he wanted to become juan with everything.	true
My dentist hit me in the mouth... ...he really hurt my fillings.	true
Crossing the street to see the other perspective	false
I'm absolutely positive i'd accidentally kill myself within 3 minutes of owning a light saber.	true
Trump escaped 'wiretap' and russia questions in local tv interviews	false
'teen wolf' actors say their goodbyes to the series after last day on set	false
Columbia cites free speech in defense of allowing mattress protest	false
Robert e. lee statue pleads 'take me down' in funny or die sketch	false
What does a boston terrier sound like? bahk bahk. wicked bahk.	true
How did the manicurist feel after her salon was robbed? defiled.	true
Why are jew's noses so big? because air is free.	true
Cops break into car to free 'frozen' elderly woman, find it's a mannequin	false
Ok, don't let them know you're naked why are you naked? dammit	true
Zithromax, widely used antibiotic known as z-pak, linked with rare but deadly heart risk	false
Spider vs. snake is all your worst phobias in one horrible video	false
I ain't got much but i can keep dry. which is more than moist people.	true
Rescuers free 3 trapped honduran miners, 8 still missing	false
What would the war be called if donald trump started war on the mexicans? world war juan	true
Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away? discover.	true
It's a shame that zip is not an on-the-fly compression algorithm.	true
Bartender: do you want a drink, miss?nnme: what are my choices?nnbartender: yes or no.	true
What food greatly diminishes a women's sex drive? wedding cake	true
Why the simple solution to academic success might be more recess	false
Jeb bush championed fracking while standing to profit from it, report alleges	false
Ted cruz boasts that gop is the party of homer simpson; twitter dies laughing	false
6:30 is the best time on a clock... ...hands down.	true
Time to ban high capacity assault vehicles? how else could we stop this?	true
A workout for becoming a better athlete: part ii	false
What do you call a dragqueen in a truck? a transporter	true
You know what schwarzenegger is up to these days? he's an exterminator.	true
How much aggregate time has bruce wayne spent as batman?	false
Yo mama so poor i stepped in her house and i was in the backyard.	true
Tuesday's morning email: meet trump's pick for secretary of state	false
In iraq, military bloggers gave an unprecedented view of war — then came the clampdown	false
Tripods with two legs i can't stand them.	true
What do you call donald trump's plane? hair force one...	true
Katie ermilio, designer, shares her favorite hand-me-downs (photos)	false
A wizard walks into a gay bar... ...and disappears with a poof.	true
Donald trump picks fossil fuel-friendly oklahoma attorney general to head epa	false
Tips for making the most of disney world dining (photos)	false
Laziness level: i get jealous when it's bedtime in other countries	true
The dark side of the sun: solar power and global electronic waste	false
Mr. obama, man up and talk to assad	false
Huffpollster: donald trump might be gaining support among republican voters	false
Scuffles erupt at greece-macedonia border amid rising tensions in refugee camp	false
What do you call a latino whos car got nicked? carlos-t	true
This hotel offers the ultimate in sweet dreams: a 10-pound doughnut	false
Queen maxima rides a bike in heels, continues tour of awesomeness (photos)	false
What do you call the sweat between two people having sex in arkansas? relative humidity	true
How to incorporate fitness into your holiday routine (without ruining all the fun)	false
Allowance and kids: what parents should think about	false
These rescue animals love their tiny human brother so much	false
22 states sue fcc for axing net neutrality	false
Swallowing glass is a real pane in the neck.	true
Trump's new medicaid rules aren't about empowering people. they're about punishing the poor.	false
Exercise before sex increases sex drive in women taking antidepressants: study	false

Poker is like sex not fun to watch if there are a lot of folds

true

Did you see the video of the woman on her period with a yeast infection? it was bloodcurdling.

true

The gallery inn: whimsical wedding locale in old san juan, puerto rico

false

Why the dark side did not trump hope in 2016

false

A legendary quote by mahatma gandhi history is not created by those who browse in incognito mode

true

How does a solar system have a party? they planet

true

Trump’s selling a russia story, but most americans aren’t buying it

false

Two peanuts are walking through central park. one was a salted.

true

What is donald trump thinking? who is going to build the wall if we deport all the mexicans?

true

If you see someone doing a crossword puzzle whisper in their ear, 7 up is lemonade.

true

Why did the can crusher hate his job? because it was soda pressing

true

This is what 2015 will look like according to 'back to the future'

false

Income gap closing: women on pace to outearn men

false

4 healthy games to play with your cat

false

My house is full of valentines cards. i'm not a legend though just a lazy postman

true

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor? a thief in the knight

true

Making homemade corned beef from scratch: start now for st. patrick's day

false

To prevent suicides and school shootings, more states embrace anonymous tip lines

false

11 countries with soaring inflation: 24/7 wall st.

false

I'm going to slide in and go back and forth until you're satisfied -floss

true

There's both a mcdonald's and a blood pressure machine at our walmart. circle of life.

true

Why did the chicken cross the road? because north korea's nukes couldn't reach him there

true

What kind of fish is the worst friend? the sel-fish

true

5 characteristics that can maximize your income potential

false

I'm a screamer not sexually just life in general

true

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist.

true

I'm so in love -- or am i? 10 experiences that signal you are in love

false

Kellyanne conway: 'just because somebody says something doesn't make it true'

false

Whats a pirate's favorite letter? arrrrrrrg matey it be the c.

true

Did seizures lead to secretary of commerce john bryson's car accidents?

false

I started a club for guys with erectile dysfunction we're trying to get our membership up

true

What do you call an eerie french pastry chef? a crepe.

true

Why are alabama weddings so small? they've only gotta invite one family

true

Justice breyer couldn't save richard glossip, but he won the day anyway

false

What is the best part about raping a midget? their arms are too short to hold you back.

true

What does a grumpy sheep say at christmas? ...baaaaaahumbug

true

Have you ever had north korean food? no? neither have they.

true

Planned parenthood fire in southern california was arson, authorities say

false

When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for chuck norris.

true

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? a gun only has one trigger.

true

An open letter to the well-meaning white boys who approach me online

false

Are you a mixologist? i could tell by your poor style.

true

Focus on one particular loophole in gop's new tax-cut plan

false

Ben higgins and lauren bushnell on the 'bachelor' buzzwords they never want to say again

false

Why did the mexican decide to become a buddhist? he wanted to become juan with everything.

true

My dentist hit me in the mouth... ...he really hurt my fillings.

true

Crossing the street to see the other perspective

false

I'm absolutely positive i'd accidentally kill myself within 3 minutes of owning a light saber.

true

Trump escaped 'wiretap' and russia questions in local tv interviews

false

'teen wolf' actors say their goodbyes to the series after last day on set

false

Columbia cites free speech in defense of allowing mattress protest

false

Robert e. lee statue pleads 'take me down' in funny or die sketch

false

What does a boston terrier sound like? bahk bahk. wicked bahk.

true

How did the manicurist feel after her salon was robbed? defiled.

true

Why are jew's noses so big? because air is free.

true

Cops break into car to free 'frozen' elderly woman, find it's a mannequin

false

Ok, don't let them know you're naked why are you naked? dammit

true

Zithromax, widely used antibiotic known as z-pak, linked with rare but deadly heart risk

false

Spider vs. snake is all your worst phobias in one horrible video

false

I ain't got much but i can keep dry. which is more than moist people.

true

Rescuers free 3 trapped honduran miners, 8 still missing

false

What would the war be called if donald trump started war on the mexicans? world war juan

true

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away? discover.

true

It's a shame that zip is not an on-the-fly compression algorithm.

true

Bartender: do you want a drink, miss?nnme: what are my choices?nnbartender: yes or no.

true

What food greatly diminishes a women's sex drive? wedding cake

true

Why the simple solution to academic success might be more recess

false

Jeb bush championed fracking while standing to profit from it, report alleges

false

Ted cruz boasts that gop is the party of homer simpson; twitter dies laughing

false

6:30 is the best time on a clock... ...hands down.

true

Time to ban high capacity assault vehicles? how else could we stop this?

true

A workout for becoming a better athlete: part ii

false

What do you call a dragqueen in a truck? a transporter

true

You know what schwarzenegger is up to these days? he's an exterminator.

true

How much aggregate time has bruce wayne spent as batman?

false

Yo mama so poor i stepped in her house and i was in the backyard.

true

Tuesday's morning email: meet trump's pick for secretary of state

false

In iraq, military bloggers gave an unprecedented view of war — then came the clampdown

false

Tripods with two legs i can't stand them.

true

What do you call donald trump's plane? hair force one...

true

Katie ermilio, designer, shares her favorite hand-me-downs (photos)

false

A wizard walks into a gay bar... ...and disappears with a poof.

true

Donald trump picks fossil fuel-friendly oklahoma attorney general to head epa

false

Tips for making the most of disney world dining (photos)

false

Laziness level: i get jealous when it's bedtime in other countries

true

The dark side of the sun: solar power and global electronic waste

false

Mr. obama, man up and talk to assad

false

Huffpollster: donald trump might be gaining support among republican voters

false

Scuffles erupt at greece-macedonia border amid rising tensions in refugee camp

false

What do you call a latino whos car got nicked? carlos-t

true

This hotel offers the ultimate in sweet dreams: a 10-pound doughnut

false

Queen maxima rides a bike in heels, continues tour of awesomeness (photos)

false

What do you call the sweat between two people having sex in arkansas? relative humidity

true

How to incorporate fitness into your holiday routine (without ruining all the fun)

false

Allowance and kids: what parents should think about

false

These rescue animals love their tiny human brother so much

false

22 states sue fcc for axing net neutrality

false

Swallowing glass is a real pane in the neck.

true

Trump's new medicaid rules aren't about empowering people. they're about punishing the poor.

false

Exercise before sex increases sex drive in women taking antidepressants: study

false