CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Here's how hillary 2016 stacks up against hillary 2008	false
What does mc hammer and antimatter have in common? can't touch this!	true
What do you call a half elephant, half rhinoceros? an abomination.	true
What's the singular form of 'werewolves'? i am a wolf	true
Divorced 'real housewives': more than half of all current cast members are divorced	false
Hannibal buress jokes about getting death threats after cosby routine	false
Hillary clinton's paid speeches were totally at odds with her 2016 platform	false
Imagine how excruciating a conversation between hodor, groot, and timmy from south park would be.	true
Knock knock who's there ! alan ! alan who ? alan a good cause !	true
I like camping but... it's so in tents	true
What's the difference between jam and jelly? you can't jelly your cock into a girls mouth	true
What's the definition of a narrow squeak ? a thin mouse !	true
My neck, my back. my pizza and my snacks.	true
Montana sen. steve daines endorses marco rubio for president	false
Congressional black caucus members tell the trump administration how they really feel	false
Ugh, i accidentally spoiled the new spider-man movie for myself by seeing spider-man 10 years ago.	true
A recent study shows that 51.9% of the uk are under educated. it was called the eu referendum.	true
France's le pen cancels meeting with lebanon grand mufti over headscarf	false
Why did spider-man cross the road? to get to the website !! ba-dum-tsss	true
My tv thinks it's a kangaroo... it just won't stop channel hopping.	true
Fallout 5 released today no need for the vr, updates will come these next weeks provided by trump	true
New college parents: what do i do now?	false
When it comes time to claiming kids on your income tax. hood rich	true
I'm dissapointed that i can't touch a tittie after creating it. title*	true
Pregnant naya rivera hits the beach in a bikini	false
What do you call a french soul singer? beret white	true
Road-rage shooting leaves 3-year-old boy dead, suspect at large: cops	false
I haven't eaten since last year, so why haven't i slimmed down?	true
Report: college hoops corruption case poised to wreak havoc on top programs	false
People with high diabetes risk could lower heart risks by walking more each day: study	false
Do you sell hot dogs? because you know how to make a wiener stand.	true
Just googled camel toe, and it said, did you mean travolta chin?	true
Kids are playing with screens more than traditional toys, survey says	false
I just got a new job at a gay magazine. i'm a poofreader.	true
George zimmerman calls president obama an 'ignorant baboon'	false
Why did the burger steal a heater? because he was cold. get it? burr...	true
A new synagogue in chicago is billing itself as 'non-zionist'	false
What concert can you see for 45 cents? 50 cent, featuring nickleback.	true
How to get a first-class seat on one of the most coveted flights	false
Jessica alba adorably fails at new 'tonight show' game	false
2 year old runs by screaming 72 ducks chasing her you have to let go of the bread.	true
2016 election finds women making history, men making everyone uncomfortable	false
Why inequality matters: the housing crisis, our justice system & capitalism	false
Me: you: you've made your point i'll wash up some glasses	true
My wife's got that good at bonsai, we're having to move to a house with a smaller garden.	true
Wanna hear a pizza joke... never mind it's too cheesy	true
My boyfriend is hung like a work of art. specifically, michaelangelo's david.	true
Study finds it won’t kill you to give your mother a call for god's sake	false
What do you call a starving parrot? a polynomial!	true
A barbed-wire tattoo on my arm keeps my arm horses from running away	true
Terrible advice for a suicide survival hotline: if at first you don't succeed...	true
Rudy giuliani just came clean about why trump fired comey	false
The first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like yooooooooo	true
Senators rebuke epa plan to let kids handle pesticides again	false
Just when i thought life couldn't get any harder... i accidentally take viagra for my migraine.	true
The mrs. carter show: beyoncé is going on tour (updated)	false
A giraffe walks into a bar... ...and says, ok boys, high balls are on me.	true
Doctor doctor i think i'm a bell? take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!	true
I'm as bored as a slut on her period.	true
Son, if you masturbate too much you'll go blind! ahh, i'm over here dad.	true
The big showdown episode 4: hbcus continue their quest in trivia challenge at circle city classic	false
The one thing every woman needs to know to find happiness	false
Little girl has trouble with water fountain, is probably still thirsty (video)	false
Kids these days sure do love taking pictures of mirrors.	true
What is agitated buy joyful? a washing machine	true
Don't shop hungry: 6 healthy snacks to eat before food shopping	false
Hedge funds launch new lobbying effort to protect their power	false
What's the most beautiful thing in advanced physics? a passing grade. :)	true
Lgbtq youth: it's time for birds and birds, and bees and bees	false
But what does jesus do when he wants to swim	true
San francisco police chief ousted after fatal police shooting	false
Legionnaires' disease kills seven, sickens 86 in new york city	false
What do you call a muslim pilot? an airrab.	true
What do you call the misuse of a meme? a misdememer.	true
Julia louis-dreyfus confirms washington is just as ridiculous as 'veep' portrays it	false
Why is kim jong un like todays music? they both ain't got the same seoul.	true
How a ghanian-german artist uses personal style to express her hybrid identity	false
Think again, moroccan cuisine is worth the trip	false
'bill and ted's excellent halloween adventure' at universal studios hollywood is homophobic	false
If donald trump becomes president... ... there will be hell toupee.	true
At first, i was merely a stock trading enthusiast... ...but now i'm fully invested.	true
Report: at least 160 syrian children were killed in school attacks last year	false
Bernie sanders reaches down ballot to expand his political revolution	false
Hey girl, why don't you treat me like a calculator... and give me them digits.	true
This marlene dietrich google doodle has a surprise 'drag race' connection	false
Trump is already making good on his promise for jobs. who else would hire three doors down?	true
Melania trump offers more details on her immigration history, but still no proof	false
How many kids with add does it take to screw in a lightbulb? wanna ride bikes?!?	true
Why do hot dogs come in packs of 8 but my dad left us when i was 6?	true
Time unveiled 12 stunning covers celebrating game-changing women	false
Twilight is the timeless story of a girl who must choose between ripped abs or clingy dependency.	true
Whenever a mexican makes fun of you, just say this siete-cero	true
Variety is the spice of life, until it comes to shower controls.	true
Basic instinct star cast in the carpenters biopic this summer: sharon is karen	true
What's the best way to get a redditors attention?	true
You must be from ireland because everytime i see you my penis be dublin.	true
U.s. women's hockey players reach deal to end fair pay boycott	false
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? the rooster.	true
Chinese mine boss apparently drowns himself after deadly collapse	false
Student loses hope after too much testing (video)	false

Here's how hillary 2016 stacks up against hillary 2008

false

What does mc hammer and antimatter have in common? can't touch this!

true

What do you call a half elephant, half rhinoceros? an abomination.

true

What's the singular form of 'werewolves'? i am a wolf

true

Divorced 'real housewives': more than half of all current cast members are divorced

false

Hannibal buress jokes about getting death threats after cosby routine

false

Hillary clinton's paid speeches were totally at odds with her 2016 platform

false

Imagine how excruciating a conversation between hodor, groot, and timmy from south park would be.

true

Knock knock who's there ! alan ! alan who ? alan a good cause !

true

I like camping but... it's so in tents

true

What's the difference between jam and jelly? you can't jelly your cock into a girls mouth

true

What's the definition of a narrow squeak ? a thin mouse !

true

My neck, my back. my pizza and my snacks.

true

Montana sen. steve daines endorses marco rubio for president

false

Congressional black caucus members tell the trump administration how they really feel

false

Ugh, i accidentally spoiled the new spider-man movie for myself by seeing spider-man 10 years ago.

true

A recent study shows that 51.9% of the uk are under educated. it was called the eu referendum.

true

France's le pen cancels meeting with lebanon grand mufti over headscarf

false

Why did spider-man cross the road? to get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

true

My tv thinks it's a kangaroo... it just won't stop channel hopping.

true

Fallout 5 released today no need for the vr, updates will come these next weeks provided by trump

true

New college parents: what do i do now?

false

When it comes time to claiming kids on your income tax. hood rich

true

I'm dissapointed that i can't touch a tittie after creating it. title*

true

Pregnant naya rivera hits the beach in a bikini

false

What do you call a french soul singer? beret white

true

Road-rage shooting leaves 3-year-old boy dead, suspect at large: cops

false

I haven't eaten since last year, so why haven't i slimmed down?

true

Report: college hoops corruption case poised to wreak havoc on top programs

false

People with high diabetes risk could lower heart risks by walking more each day: study

false

Do you sell hot dogs? because you know how to make a wiener stand.

true

Just googled camel toe, and it said, did you mean travolta chin?

true

Kids are playing with screens more than traditional toys, survey says

false

I just got a new job at a gay magazine. i'm a poofreader.

true

George zimmerman calls president obama an 'ignorant baboon'

false

Why did the burger steal a heater? because he was cold. get it? burr...

true

A new synagogue in chicago is billing itself as 'non-zionist'

false

What concert can you see for 45 cents? 50 cent, featuring nickleback.

true

How to get a first-class seat on one of the most coveted flights

false

Jessica alba adorably fails at new 'tonight show' game

false

*2 year old runs by screaming* *72 ducks chasing her* you have to let go of the bread.

true

2016 election finds women making history, men making everyone uncomfortable

false

Why inequality matters: the housing crisis, our justice system & capitalism

false

Me: you: you've made your point i'll wash up some glasses

true

My wife's got that good at bonsai, we're having to move to a house with a smaller garden.

true

Wanna hear a pizza joke... never mind it's too cheesy

true

My boyfriend is hung like a work of art. specifically, michaelangelo's david.

true

Study finds it won’t kill you to give your mother a call for god's sake

false

What do you call a starving parrot? a polynomial!

true

A barbed-wire tattoo on my arm keeps my arm horses from running away

true

Terrible advice for a suicide survival hotline: if at first you don't succeed...

true

Rudy giuliani just came clean about why trump fired comey

false

The first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like yooooooooo

true

Senators rebuke epa plan to let kids handle pesticides again

false

Just when i thought life couldn't get any harder... i accidentally take viagra for my migraine.

true

The mrs. carter show: beyoncé is going on tour (updated)

false

A giraffe walks into a bar... ...and says, ok boys, high balls are on me.

true

Doctor doctor i think i'm a bell? take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!

true

I'm as bored as a slut on her period.

true

Son, if you masturbate too much you'll go blind! ahh, i'm over here dad.

true

The big showdown episode 4: hbcus continue their quest in trivia challenge at circle city classic

false

The one thing every woman needs to know to find happiness

false

Little girl has trouble with water fountain, is probably still thirsty (video)

false

Kids these days sure do love taking pictures of mirrors.

true

What is agitated buy joyful? a washing machine

true

Don't shop hungry: 6 healthy snacks to eat before food shopping

false

Hedge funds launch new lobbying effort to protect their power

false

What's the most beautiful thing in advanced physics? a passing grade. :)

true

Lgbtq youth: it's time for birds and birds, and bees and bees

false

But what does jesus do when he wants to swim

true

San francisco police chief ousted after fatal police shooting

false

Legionnaires' disease kills seven, sickens 86 in new york city

false

What do you call a muslim pilot? an airrab.

true

What do you call the misuse of a meme? a misdememer.

true

Julia louis-dreyfus confirms washington is just as ridiculous as 'veep' portrays it

false

Why is kim jong un like todays music? they both ain't got the same seoul.

true

How a ghanian-german artist uses personal style to express her hybrid identity

false

Think again, moroccan cuisine is worth the trip

false

'bill and ted's excellent halloween adventure' at universal studios hollywood is homophobic

false

If donald trump becomes president... ... there will be hell toupee.

true

At first, i was merely a stock trading enthusiast... ...but now i'm fully invested.

true

Report: at least 160 syrian children were killed in school attacks last year

false

Bernie sanders reaches down ballot to expand his political revolution

false

Hey girl, why don't you treat me like a calculator... and give me them digits.

true

This marlene dietrich google doodle has a surprise 'drag race' connection

false

Trump is already making good on his promise for jobs. who else would hire three doors down?

true

Melania trump offers more details on her immigration history, but still no proof

false

How many kids with add does it take to screw in a lightbulb? wanna ride bikes?!?

true

Why do hot dogs come in packs of 8 but my dad left us when i was 6?

true

Time unveiled 12 stunning covers celebrating game-changing women

false

Twilight is the timeless story of a girl who must choose between ripped abs or clingy dependency.

true

Whenever a mexican makes fun of you, just say this siete-cero

true

Variety is the spice of life, until it comes to shower controls.

true

Basic instinct star cast in the carpenters biopic this summer: sharon is karen

true

What's the best way to get a redditors attention?

true

You must be from ireland because everytime i see you my penis be dublin.

true

U.s. women's hockey players reach deal to end fair pay boycott

false

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? the rooster.

true

Chinese mine boss apparently drowns himself after deadly collapse

false

Student loses hope after too much testing (video)

false