CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Nba warriors curry and thompson explode on central stage	false
My friend asked me if i was ready to go to the nudist colony. i was born ready.	true
Theresa may says she'll change human rights laws to fight terrorism if need be	false
David bowie's son welcomes baby boy exactly six months after singer's death	false
Got cantaloupe and honeydew? here are the recipes you need.	false
If you are here - who is running hell?	true
A male feminist walks into a bar. . . because it was set so low	true
Beyoncé calls for calm after dallas: 'no violence will create peace'	false
Alligators and condoms are two things i don't fuck with	true
What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? a: snowballs.	true
What's brown and very bad for your dental health? a baseball bat.	true
Did you know 60% of all asian men have cataracks? the other 40% drive mitsubishis.	true
I did a marquez impression in the hood... ... i was the magical realest.	true
Why couldn't cinderella play football very well? her coach was a pumpkin	true
What is irony? irony is when something has the chemical symbol fe.	true
The fascinating tale of fascist italy's all-gay island paradise	false
The best hotels for mixing and mingling (photos)	false
Obama's free community college plan promises to shake up higher ed	false
Want to hear a joke? just talk out loud.	true
Accidentally took an adderall instead of an anti-depressant now i'm super focused on my depression.	true
Do you know the difference between lunch and a blowjob? you don't??? we should have lunch sometime!	true
This eating disorder awareness campaign boycotts the 'before' photo	false
If you want to lose weight, calm down -- 10 stress-management strategies	false
What do you call a guy that's lost his car? carlos	true
Thanks for sharing your moon with me on instagram. we don't have a moon where i live.	true
Cooking off the cuff: a warming risotto -- with cabbage	false
A good lawyer knows the law. a great lawyer knows the judge.	true
My donkey ate my christmas tree...total pine in the ass.	true
Weddings history: 5,000 years of 'i do' (infographic)	false
Tiger woods tracker: follow round 3 at cimb classic	false
What do you call an erection you get at a funeral? mourning wood	true
What do bernie sander supporters call their parents? roommates	true
There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and chuck norris.	true
Let me tell you a joke about a fart. nevermind. it stinks.	true
5 tips to stop wasting food and start saving money	false
I spilled spot remover on my dog... ... he's gone now (credit to steven wright)	true
Austin street sign vandalized in tribute to david bowie; city lets it stay	false
Acc removes clear cry for help buried deep within football media guide	false
You know what really grinds my gears? poor shifting technique.	true
29 things you should know about beer, for national american beer day (infographic)	false
Cristela calls out presidential candidates' pandering to latino voters	false
The best time to buy holiday flights for 2016, according to experts	false
Iphone 6 with 4.8-inch display? an apple 'phablet'? this week in apple rumors	false
The daily show has some 'facts' about the gop candidates that you should know	false
Whoever said, there's no place like home for the holidays clearly hasn't been to my house.	true
Pretty much just pronouncing caramel however the person i'm talking to is pronouncing it.	true
What if full mainstream education is really not best for my child?	false
Why do people find it hard to eat vegetables? wheelchairs are hard to eat	true
I like my men like i like my grapes black and twenty at a time	true
Jennifer lopez, justin timberlake and 83 other celebs before they were stylish (photos)	false
Josh earnest wants the new york times to give obama credit for transparency	false
Top 10 crazy cruise tips for baby boomers #7	false
What was the black guys reaction to the 3/5ths compromise? i can't even	true
How could donald trump support mitt romney? didn't he know romney was made in mexico?	true
If you think my tweets are bad, you should see my choice in men.	true
Lindsay lohan's california home was designed after kathryn ireland's own house (photos)	false
I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.	true
Muslim woman berated at heritage event speaks out on independence day	false
Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.	true
James harden had the most fun ever fooling a kid at basketball camp	false
Pickup line: hey girl, is your dad in jail? because if i were him, i would be.	true
Why did bruce jenner go back to college? so he could spend a semester a broad.	true
'jersey shore' phasing out snooki, the situation: report	false
The sea as you've never seen it before through a photographer's lens	false
China holds first national memorial for war massacre	false
North carolina makes last-minute change to voter id law facing challenge in court	false
Malala opens a school for syrian refugee girls	false
5 types of web content for driving extra traffic	false
A trainwreck of bad refereeing just saved the nba playoffs	false
Imagine dressing up as hitler for halloween in israel.	true
Women are like electrons always trying to latch onto some adam for a free ride	true
It's about time: the science of 'interstellar' with brian greene	false
Clips from 'game of thrones,' 'girls' and other hbo shows provide life advice for college grads	false
Well it seems everyone's so up in arms about gun control these days.	true
Puppy vs. kiddie pool: dog tries to swim without getting her butt wet (video)	false
Beverly hills - 90210 denver broncos - 16	true
Moms talking money: 7 secrets for dining out with kids on a dime	false
New yorkers no longer deprived of cupcake dispensing atm	false
U.s. takes strong stand against rhino poaching with $1 million bonfire	false
What's white and in the men's 100m track final? the lines.	true
The printer in my office is fondly called bob marley it keeps jamming	true
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? snowballs	true
Obama takes on donald trump and anti-intellectualism at rutgers commencement	false
These folks had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad time tapping this keg	false
Yellowstone cabin for sale may prove john f. kennedy loved tiny homes (photos)	false
I can't stand this long distance relationship anymore. fridge, you're coming to my room.	true
What do you call a girl who doesn't do kegels? a lazy cunt!	true
If i had a dollar for every gender i would have 2 dollars	true
Your complete guide to 2015's fall tv premiere dates	false
Buying and selling hope, one student at a time	false
Date: so, what do you want to be? me: impressed.	true
Pants are for people with something to hide.	true
I'll take your finest orphan. sir, we can't just give- here's $50mil. do you like boy acrobats?	true
Trump requests $7.8 billion from congress for harvey relief	false
What to eat before, during and after your workout	false
What is 12 inches long, rock hard and full of semen? the sock under my bed.	true
A huge small step: the obama administration delivers big	false
A moment shared around the world, the collective field	false
The real reason airplane windows don't always align with your seat	false
Mega millions lottery: someone's gotta win (if it's you, read this)	false

Nba warriors curry and thompson explode on central stage

false

My friend asked me if i was ready to go to the nudist colony. i was born ready.

true

Theresa may says she'll change human rights laws to fight terrorism if need be

false

David bowie's son welcomes baby boy exactly six months after singer's death

false

Got cantaloupe and honeydew? here are the recipes you need.

false

If you are here - who is running hell?

true

A male feminist walks into a bar. . . because it was set so low

true

Beyoncé calls for calm after dallas: 'no violence will create peace'

false

Alligators and condoms are two things i don't fuck with

true

What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? a: snowballs.

true

What's brown and very bad for your dental health? a baseball bat.

true

Did you know 60% of all asian men have cataracks? the other 40% drive mitsubishis.

true

I did a marquez impression in the hood... ... i was the magical realest.

true

Why couldn't cinderella play football very well? her coach was a pumpkin

true

What is irony? irony is when something has the chemical symbol fe.

true

The fascinating tale of fascist italy's all-gay island paradise

false

The best hotels for mixing and mingling (photos)

false

Obama's free community college plan promises to shake up higher ed

false

Want to hear a joke? just talk out loud.

true

Accidentally took an adderall instead of an anti-depressant now i'm super focused on my depression.

true

Do you know the difference between lunch and a blowjob? you don't??? we should have lunch sometime!

true

This eating disorder awareness campaign boycotts the 'before' photo

false

If you want to lose weight, calm down -- 10 stress-management strategies

false

What do you call a guy that's lost his car? carlos

true

Thanks for sharing your moon with me on instagram. we don't have a moon where i live.

true

Cooking off the cuff: a warming risotto -- with cabbage

false

A good lawyer knows the law. a great lawyer knows the judge.

true

My donkey ate my christmas tree...total pine in the ass.

true

Weddings history: 5,000 years of 'i do' (infographic)

false

Tiger woods tracker: follow round 3 at cimb classic

false

What do you call an erection you get at a funeral? mourning wood

true

What do bernie sander supporters call their parents? roommates

true

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and chuck norris.

true

Let me tell you a joke about a fart. nevermind. it stinks.

true

5 tips to stop wasting food and start saving money

false

I spilled spot remover on my dog... ... he's gone now (credit to steven wright)

true

Austin street sign vandalized in tribute to david bowie; city lets it stay

false

Acc removes clear cry for help buried deep within football media guide

false

You know what really grinds my gears? poor shifting technique.

true

29 things you should know about beer, for national american beer day (infographic)

false

Cristela calls out presidential candidates' pandering to latino voters

false

The best time to buy holiday flights for 2016, according to experts

false

Iphone 6 with 4.8-inch display? an apple 'phablet'? this week in apple rumors

false

The daily show has some 'facts' about the gop candidates that you should know

false

Whoever said, there's no place like home for the holidays clearly hasn't been to my house.

true

Pretty much just pronouncing caramel however the person i'm talking to is pronouncing it.

true

What if full mainstream education is really not best for my child?

false

Why do people find it hard to eat vegetables? wheelchairs are hard to eat

true

I like my men like i like my grapes black and twenty at a time

true

Jennifer lopez, justin timberlake and 83 other celebs before they were stylish (photos)

false

Josh earnest wants the new york times to give obama credit for transparency

false

Top 10 crazy cruise tips for baby boomers #7

false

What was the black guys reaction to the 3/5ths compromise? i can't even

true

How could donald trump support mitt romney? didn't he know romney was made in mexico?

true

If you think my tweets are bad, you should see my choice in men.

true

Lindsay lohan's california home was designed after kathryn ireland's own house (photos)

false

I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

true

Muslim woman berated at heritage event speaks out on independence day

false

Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.

true

James harden had the most fun ever fooling a kid at basketball camp

false

Pickup line: hey girl, is your dad in jail? because if i were him, i would be.

true

Why did bruce jenner go back to college? so he could spend a semester a broad.

true

'jersey shore' phasing out snooki, the situation: report

false

The sea as you've never seen it before through a photographer's lens

false

China holds first national memorial for war massacre

false

North carolina makes last-minute change to voter id law facing challenge in court

false

Malala opens a school for syrian refugee girls

false

5 types of web content for driving extra traffic

false

A trainwreck of bad refereeing just saved the nba playoffs

false

Imagine dressing up as hitler for halloween in israel.

true

Women are like electrons always trying to latch onto some adam for a free ride

true

It's about time: the science of 'interstellar' with brian greene

false

Clips from 'game of thrones,' 'girls' and other hbo shows provide life advice for college grads

false

Well it seems everyone's so up in arms about gun control these days.

true

Puppy vs. kiddie pool: dog tries to swim without getting her butt wet (video)

false

Beverly hills - 90210 denver broncos - 16

true

Moms talking money: 7 secrets for dining out with kids on a dime

false

New yorkers no longer deprived of cupcake dispensing atm

false

U.s. takes strong stand against rhino poaching with $1 million bonfire

false

What's white and in the men's 100m track final? the lines.

true

The printer in my office is fondly called bob marley it keeps jamming

true

What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? snowballs

true

Obama takes on donald trump and anti-intellectualism at rutgers commencement

false

These folks had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad time tapping this keg

false

Yellowstone cabin for sale may prove john f. kennedy loved tiny homes (photos)

false

I can't stand this long distance relationship anymore. fridge, you're coming to my room.

true

What do you call a girl who doesn't do kegels? a lazy cunt!

true

If i had a dollar for every gender i would have 2 dollars

true

Your complete guide to 2015's fall tv premiere dates

false

Buying and selling hope, one student at a time

false

Date: so, what do you want to be? me: impressed.

true

Pants are for people with something to hide.

true

I'll take your finest orphan. sir, we can't just give- here's $50mil. do you like boy acrobats?

true

Trump requests $7.8 billion from congress for harvey relief

false

What to eat before, during and after your workout

false

What is 12 inches long, rock hard and full of semen? the sock under my bed.

true

A huge small step: the obama administration delivers big

false

A moment shared around the world, the collective field

false

The real reason airplane windows don't always align with your seat

false

Mega millions lottery: someone's gotta win (if it's you, read this)

false