CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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I once met a girl with 12 nipples. sounds weird.... ...dozen tit?	true
Amid lax panic, zorro appears and police freak out	false
Why were there 5 mexicans in a ford? it was a fiesta	true
You should go clone yourself... so you can fuck yourself!!!!!!!!!	true
I don't want to criticize but whoever named them brownies wasn't trying very hard.	true
How to fit a disney and orlando trip into a budget	false
Tracy morgan performs first standup routine after deadly car crash	false
Man drove drunk with 100 chickens in car, many dead	false
What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator? the shiitalkie mushroom.	true
My wife told me: sex is better on holiday. that wasn't a very nice postcard to receive	true
Trump's 'public health emergency' for opioids doesn't go far enough	false
Steelers' cameron heyward fined for honoring late father	false
See 2 billion 'star wars' deaths in three minutes	false
Jenna jameson calls on women to #dropthecover and celebrates motherhood	false
Why do native americans hate snow? its white and on their land.	true
You can now watch every episode of 'south park' on hulu for free	false
Emily blunt says it was love at first sight with hubby john krasinski	false
On super bowl sunday, nachos, beer and bashed brains	false
Ramarley graham's mother tells doj to stop dragging its feet	false
German carmakers want to use drivers' data to take on google maps	false
Did you try turning your relationship off and then back on again?	true
'dancing with the stars' pros maksim chmerkovskiy and peta murgatroyd are engaged	false
20 places where dinosaurs still roam the earth	false
Why are chickens racist? they are all in the coop clucks clan	true
Swedish passengers panic after distraught stewardess makes vague announcement	false
Expect an 'adrenaline-rushed' season 2 of ‘i love kellie pickler’	false
Why do muslims love classical music? it has lots of violins	true
Diy wedding: engagement ring box made out of a tree branch (photos)	false
I stuck my finger in an outlet today it really hertz	true
Hillary doesn't have a chronic illness, but even if she did... so what?	false
Understanding the implications of consumer empowerment in health care	false
Women need answers on drug use during pregnancy. here’s how to improve research	false
Retired supreme court justice john paul stevens calls for second amendment repeal	false
Watch a hawaiian volcano 'smile' for the camera	false
Republicans seek to re-brand poverty as a lifestyle choice.	true
Georgetown law professors tell jeff sessions he's the wrong man to talk about free speech	false
Let's 'make it happen': no woman should die giving life	false
Googling often doesn't get it right when it comes to infant sleep safety	false
'draft biden' effort debuts its first tv ad	false
'walking dead' star jon bernthal's new movie leaves one lingering question	false
9 royal dresses that got us plebeians talking (photos)	false
Here's how the 'legally blonde' bend and snap came to be	false
Q: how do you picture yourself flying on a broom? a: by witchful thinking.	true
Woman in china says colleague’s face was able to unlock her iphone x	false
If you haven't had a vagina around your neck... you haven't lived. happy mother's day!	true
Some dark humor... knock knock who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? you said you would never forget!	true
Why is oklahoma so windy? because texas sucks and kansas blows!	true
What's a polar bear? a rectangular bear after a co&ouml;rdinate transform.	true
The power of a 'selfie' -- a misunderstood tool to increase your confidence in business	false
What's imaginary that my girlfriend and i afraid to forget? my girlfriend	true
Which color do colombian communists hate the most? greengos	true
What i learned from being diagnosed with narcolepsy	false
What do all amish girls want? two mennonite	true
Daisy lowe turns attention away from the runway in sheer dress (photos)	false
What do you call a mexican who can't find parking. noe. e-or estacionar is park in spanish.	true
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? because it was dead.	true
Whoever named it 'rain' is an idiot. i definitley wouldve called it 'sky water.'	true
Most u.s. troops kicked out for misconduct had mental illness	false
This is what happens before the elephant ride	false
We reveal 10 charitable fashion brands worth shopping (photos)	false
It's the iphone for drunk a**holes, because we can't have nice things	false
What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met? pork and bologne sammiches.	true
Mighty movie podcast: michael winterbottom on look of love	false
A porkchop walks into a bar the bartender says sorry, we don't serve food here.	true
Have you ever tried eating a clock? it's very time consuming	true
Know why bud ice was weird news this week? take the fark weird news quiz	false
The more things change, the more they remain the same	false
George clooney's ex-anchorman dad isn't having it with sinclair	false
I'm about as jealous as a cancer patient who watches x-men.	true
Legacies: david bowie, pink floyd, elvis presley, depeche mode and...the partridge family?	false
How partnerships can turn food loss into gain	false
Chuck norris can cut a knife with butter	true
Thursday's morning email: inside the bill o'reilly fallout	false
Why don't old people have sex? have you ever tried peeling a grilled cheese apart?	true
Please help! i desperately need a joke about an irishman.	true
Two goldfish are in a tank... one said, you man the guns, and i'll drive.	true
Why it is important to help children in need	false
My fisherman friend got his master's degree. now he's a master baiter.	true
Why is stevey wonder smiling all the time? he doesn't know he's black.	true
How much does a rock weigh? one stone.	true
Camila cabello is the first woman to reach no. 1 with debut album in 3 years	false
It's sad that they drain power from so many horses to make car engines run.	true
Trump terrible 10: espn european honeymoon idiot edition	false
Andy cohen ends feud with kathy griffin: 'i've moved on'	false
Memorial day celebrations: 4 tips for the perfect soirée	false
Voters are excited for november despite not really loving the likely nominees	false
Rubio's boast of stopping obamacare 'bailout' omits some crucial facts	false
Bill gates urges 40-year-old microsoft to look ahead	false
New study says fear of crime, danger drives american handgun ownership	false
At-home dads make parenting more of a 'guy' thing	false
Do you know what's really tiring../? ... being awake.	true
10 tips on how to avoid a party meltdown	false
What is the difference between my dad and cancer? cancer came back	true
How many corrections officers does it take to throw an inmate down the stairs? none he fell	true
U.s. special counsel files new charges against trump former campaign aides	false
Free joke for rats: pick up a cashew and pretend to use it as a phone.	true
I've slowly replaced sex with food... and now i can't even get into my own pants.	true
A midget started a fight in... a mini-bar	true
Meditation: ending the tug of war between mind and heart	false
Has your kid ever been victim to money bullying?	false

I once met a girl with 12 nipples. sounds weird.... ...dozen tit?

true

Amid lax panic, zorro appears and police freak out

false

Why were there 5 mexicans in a ford? it was a fiesta

true

You should go clone yourself... so you can fuck yourself!!!!!!!!!

true

I don't want to criticize but whoever named them brownies wasn't trying very hard.

true

How to fit a disney and orlando trip into a budget

false

Tracy morgan performs first standup routine after deadly car crash

false

Man drove drunk with 100 chickens in car, many dead

false

What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator? the shiitalkie mushroom.

true

My wife told me: sex is better on holiday. that wasn't a very nice postcard to receive

true

Trump's 'public health emergency' for opioids doesn't go far enough

false

Steelers' cameron heyward fined for honoring late father

false

See 2 billion 'star wars' deaths in three minutes

false

Jenna jameson calls on women to #dropthecover and celebrates motherhood

false

Why do native americans hate snow? its white and on their land.

true

You can now watch every episode of 'south park' on hulu for free

false

Emily blunt says it was love at first sight with hubby john krasinski

false

On super bowl sunday, nachos, beer and bashed brains

false

Ramarley graham's mother tells doj to stop dragging its feet

false

German carmakers want to use drivers' data to take on google maps

false

Did you try turning your relationship off and then back on again?

true

'dancing with the stars' pros maksim chmerkovskiy and peta murgatroyd are engaged

false

20 places where dinosaurs still roam the earth

false

Why are chickens racist? they are all in the coop clucks clan

true

Swedish passengers panic after distraught stewardess makes vague announcement

false

Expect an 'adrenaline-rushed' season 2 of ‘i love kellie pickler’

false

Why do muslims love classical music? it has lots of violins

true

Diy wedding: engagement ring box made out of a tree branch (photos)

false

I stuck my finger in an outlet today it really hertz

true

Hillary doesn't have a chronic illness, but even if she did... so what?

false

Understanding the implications of consumer empowerment in health care

false

Women need answers on drug use during pregnancy. here’s how to improve research

false

Retired supreme court justice john paul stevens calls for second amendment repeal

false

Watch a hawaiian volcano 'smile' for the camera

false

Republicans seek to re-brand poverty as a lifestyle choice.

true

Georgetown law professors tell jeff sessions he's the wrong man to talk about free speech

false

Let's 'make it happen': no woman should die giving life

false

Googling often doesn't get it right when it comes to infant sleep safety

false

'draft biden' effort debuts its first tv ad

false

'walking dead' star jon bernthal's new movie leaves one lingering question

false

9 royal dresses that got us plebeians talking (photos)

false

Here's how the 'legally blonde' bend and snap came to be

false

Q: how do you picture yourself flying on a broom? a: by witchful thinking.

true

Woman in china says colleague’s face was able to unlock her iphone x

false

If you haven't had a vagina around your neck... you haven't lived. happy mother's day!

true

Some dark humor... knock knock who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? you said you would never forget!

true

Why is oklahoma so windy? because texas sucks and kansas blows!

true

What's a polar bear? a rectangular bear after a co&ouml;rdinate transform.

true

The power of a 'selfie' -- a misunderstood tool to increase your confidence in business

false

What's imaginary that my girlfriend and i afraid to forget? my girlfriend

true

Which color do colombian communists hate the most? *greengos*

true

What i learned from being diagnosed with narcolepsy

false

What do all amish girls want? two mennonite

true

Daisy lowe turns attention away from the runway in sheer dress (photos)

false

What do you call a mexican who can't find parking. noe. e-or estacionar is park in spanish.

true

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? because it was dead.

true

Whoever named it 'rain' is an idiot. i definitley wouldve called it 'sky water.'

true

Most u.s. troops kicked out for misconduct had mental illness

false

This is what happens before the elephant ride

false

We reveal 10 charitable fashion brands worth shopping (photos)

false

It's the iphone for drunk a**holes, because we can't have nice things

false

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met? pork and bologne sammiches.

true

Mighty movie podcast: michael winterbottom on look of love

false

A porkchop walks into a bar the bartender says sorry, we don't serve food here.

true

Have you ever tried eating a clock? it's very time consuming

true

Know why bud ice was weird news this week? take the fark weird news quiz

false

The more things change, the more they remain the same

false

George clooney's ex-anchorman dad isn't having it with sinclair

false

I'm about as jealous as a cancer patient who watches x-men.

true

Legacies: david bowie, pink floyd, elvis presley, depeche mode and...the partridge family?

false

How partnerships can turn food loss into gain

false

Chuck norris can cut a knife with butter

true

Thursday's morning email: inside the bill o'reilly fallout

false

Why don't old people have sex? have you ever tried peeling a grilled cheese apart?

true

Please help! i desperately need a joke about an irishman.

true

Two goldfish are in a tank... one said, you man the guns, and i'll drive.

true

Why it is important to help children in need

false

My fisherman friend got his master's degree. now he's a master baiter.

true

Why is stevey wonder smiling all the time? he doesn't know he's black.

true

How much does a rock weigh? one stone.

true

Camila cabello is the first woman to reach no. 1 with debut album in 3 years

false

It's sad that they drain power from so many horses to make car engines run.

true

Trump terrible 10: espn european honeymoon idiot edition

false

Andy cohen ends feud with kathy griffin: 'i've moved on'

false

Memorial day celebrations: 4 tips for the perfect soirée

false

Voters are excited for november despite not really loving the likely nominees

false

Rubio's boast of stopping obamacare 'bailout' omits some crucial facts

false

Bill gates urges 40-year-old microsoft to look ahead

false

New study says fear of crime, danger drives american handgun ownership

false

At-home dads make parenting more of a 'guy' thing

false

Do you know what's really tiring../? ... being awake.

true

10 tips on how to avoid a party meltdown

false

What is the difference between my dad and cancer? cancer came back

true

How many corrections officers does it take to throw an inmate down the stairs? none he fell

true

U.s. special counsel files new charges against trump former campaign aides

false

Free joke for rats: pick up a cashew and pretend to use it as a phone.

true

I've slowly replaced sex with food... and now i can't even get into my own pants.

true

A midget started a fight in... a mini-bar

true

Meditation: ending the tug of war between mind and heart

false

Has your kid ever been victim to money bullying?

false