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Malcolm-jamal warner uses poetry in new video calling for unity in america
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What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? the wife always blows the bonus.
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Sam smith's 'spectre' theme song is finally here
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Omg!! ellen degeneras drowned last night! they found her face down in rikki lake!
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Reach to your peripheral: feel 25 at 53
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I caught my neighbor putting a layer of topsoil on my allotment the plot thickened
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I once farted in an apple store and people got evacuated.. ...because there wasn't any windows.
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John oliver: ‘yes, it f**king is’ time to talk about gun control
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Why had the two algae never had sex? because they had a planktonic relationship.
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I'm just like every other man... i do my taxes one leg at a time!
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University of tulsa off the hook in sexual assault lawsuit
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How these indigenous rappers are using hip-hop to preserve their language
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The older i get, the more i feel like the town elders in footloose were actually pretty cool.
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'fuller house horror' will scare the sequel out of you
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You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but i see you're doing your best.
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Lol, nope -me, 25 seconds into the marathon
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Mary-kate olsen just learned how to brush her hair?
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Ayatollah ali khamenei: a supreme autocrat not a shia messiah
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I miss the good old days when no one knew what gluten was.
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‘tis the season for impeachment in chipmunks christmas parody
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Why do black guys like overweight white women so much? good credit and a fat ass.
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Knock knock? whos there? imaja / imaja who ? oh look the door opened im out
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The pressure is on for trump administration to denounce anti-semitism
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Artistic people of reddit, what is being artistic really like? and can i get fries with that?
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Toddler conquers dad's 'american ninja' course like a warrior
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What did the 2 oceans say to each other? nothing. they just waved.
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Chuck norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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*blows air in girls face like nintendo cartridge* ok, now will you go out with me?
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Trump has a history of being cocky and unprepared under oath
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Why did your mum ask for food? edward macaroni fork
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Will ferrell celebrates funny or die's 5 million twitter followers (video)
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What were the founding father's favorite cereals? chex and balance
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My hand has never pumped so hard for a little squirt. stupid empty soap bottle.
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Jodie foster on sex assault: 'justice by twitter is not the way to go'
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Lauren and dave perkins, parents of sextuplets, excited that their children are reunited (video)
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Jesus take the wheel... carlos, you take the stereo. i'll take look out
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Why would the queen let netflix use her likeness in the crown? she probably gets royalties
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Internet is changing adoption -- for better and worse
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Why did the banana go out with the prune? because it couldn't get a date.
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Have you heard about the plant in the maths office? it is growing square roots!
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Get ready for a corny joke! ***what is mr. corn's philosophy on life?*** life is a maze.
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If trump bombs syria, he'll be doing it without congress' authorization
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Make your voice heard. go vote in tuesday's local elections.
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Do you know what number does the german scrum-half have on their back? nein
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Why ireland so rich? because its capital is always dublin.
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Movie theater's 'black panther' marquee vandalized with racist slur
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Do bakers get depressed...? or do they just experience extreme self-loaving?
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Never trust your kids. you know who their parents are.
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What day does the egg fear most? fry-day
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Melania trump isn't moving to the white house in january
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'trump' chant used to intimidate latino high school athletes
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The new york times comes out against fed interest rate hike
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I really don't understand why people think mayweather is so great i'd much rather have june weather
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Alabama governor: if we can put a man on the moon, we can build more prisons
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Woo, i'm on a roll today, baby! -butter
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Paul walker was a great guy throwing a barbecue street side for free
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Electing tom perez dnc chair proves democrats have abandoned bernie sanders’s revolution
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Crayons are a lot like m&m's. all of the colors taste the same.
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This olympian is freezing his sperm amid zika fears
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Whats hard, black, and keeps me up all night? my roku.
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Why alabama victory could be a game changer for democrats, minorities and women
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What's the difference between black people and cancer? cancer got jobs
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Mexicans cats are attacking my home! looks like a gato raid
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7 guilt-free ways i'm slacking off this summer
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Coachella fashion 2012: emma roberts, kristin stewart, zoe kravitz and more star style (photos)
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Looks like brenda in accounting drew on her angry eyebrows today...
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Trump continues attack on top dem: 'i know things about tester'
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Cardi b responds to 'girls' song controversy, apologizes to lgbtq community
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What did the bumble bee striker say ? hive scored !
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I'm old enough to remember when it was rude and weird not to leave a message.
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Report: airasia captain left seat before jet lost control
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(oc dad joke) what do you call a goat on a small mountain? a hillbilly
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Jennie runk, plus-size model, explains why the industry needs body types like hers
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More to the us-israel spat than meets the eye
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How do you make a gay guy fuck a woman? shit in her cunt.
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La district attorney considering charges against harvey weinstein, james toback
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How a firm helps small communities remove contamination from their water
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Virginity pledges are a dangerous substitute for sex edcuation
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Q: where do mentally unstable trees go? a: the insane a-xylem.
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No r.s.v.p.? in rajasthan, india, no worries - nytimes.com
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What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree? nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.
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I'm really good in bed. when you compare it to how fucking awful i am out of it.
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A pregnant woman came in looking for a girly stroller so i kicker her in the stomach.
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Soaking up the last of the summer sun
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This state might give nonviolent criminal offenders a second chance
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John conyers accuser breaks silence: 'he asked me to satisfy him sexually'
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Dianna agron pulls off '80s acid-wash denim well: look of the day
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Senator al franken will return to bill maher's 'real time'
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Could you take a couple steps back. i have a nut allergy.
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Mike pence releases tax returns as donald trump continues to hide
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A trappist monk and the key to success
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Emmanuel macron takes power in france, vows to heal divisions
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What do you call two mexican men playing basketball? juan on juan.
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I saw a guy with antlers on his car, so i shot it.
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A guy told me to lose weight, and i thanked him
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Why did daniel larusso suffer from sexual frustration? he wouldn't whacks off
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The other day, a clown held the door open for me. it was a nice jester.
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I have the quran on cd... people sure are getting upset when i said i burned it.
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World's first 'star wars' plane takes flight from all nippon airways
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Thai weightlifter's grandmother dies watching him win bronze
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