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10 of the most instagram-friendly ways to drink rosé
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Pfizer won't let its drugs be used in executions anymore
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All the autotune in the world still doesn't sound as cool as talking into a desk fan.
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Picture the perfect woman. wrong. you're a guy. you're always wrong.
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Do you know how to catch a squirrel? climb a tree and act like a nut!
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2016 election coincided with horrifying increase in anti-muslim hate crimes, report finds
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I let my kids play on my samsung galaxy note 7... they had a blast!
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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there's twenty of them.
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Brace yourself for the return of south carolina's notoriously awful politics
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How does smaug copy files to a usb stick? dragon drop
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Life is like a penis... short, hard, and fat. it's the women that make it soft and easy.
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Zoe saldana nails why it's so important to raise multicultural children
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Why do teachers use a bamboo cane? because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!
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Texas executes man for murder and $8 robbery
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Huffpost rise: what you need to know on march 23
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Selena gomez posts about feeling 'unauthentic' on tour
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I just bought a dozen donuts if anyone's looking for a sugar mama.
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Shouldn't captain crunch be colonel crunch by now? apparently cereal mascot is a dead end job.
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How many dead bodies do i have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me? -cats
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Here's the 'gilmore girls' revival teaser and release date
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I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
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How this father is helping to teach kids about racial conflict
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The fool-proof product every man needs to groom his eyebrows
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Use rituals to send love to your children
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A wind turbine's friend asks him what music he likes wind turbine: i'm a big metal fan.
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One tub of crisco. one body pillow. one box of condoms. one cashier. one wink. one awkward moment.
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Ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates. they'll kill your dog.
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Snoop dogg's impression of farrah abraham is a bizarre thing of beauty
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First blowjob guy: i got my first blowjob today. friend: was she good? guy: she sucks.
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What's hillary clinton's key to success? the delete key
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Ever wondered what a helicopter looks like playing hockey? (video)
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Why did the chicken run around screaming? because he had to use the bathroom.
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What kind of pants do mario and luigi wear? denim denim denim.
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The walking dead's greg nicotero: the cfq interview
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Dixie chicks support gender inclusivity at north carolina show with kick-ass hats
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Protesters throw a fiesta to razz lawyer who ranted at spanish speakers
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Nurse jackie is at its most dramatic this season
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What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? a thought.
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Mummy vampire: jimmy hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.
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I'm addicted to prescription glasses - jay london
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Hillary clinton: putin wants a puppet as the us president kermit the frog: yaaayyyyyyyyy!!!
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Hey girl, are you into adopting animals? because i will probably pee in your bed and run away
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Newer (and better) recommendations on screen time for young children
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Why do i hear the sounds of toilet flushing? some shit must be going down
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Tifu by sending my nudes to everyone in my address book cost me a fortune in stamps
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Grace centers of hope partners with glam4good for a powerful fashion show (photos)
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What do elves learn in school? the elf-abet!
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It's hairs not the collective hair now. i have so few i know each individually by name.
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Hedgehogs ... why can't they learn to just share the hedge.
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Markeith loyd, suspect in florida police officer's slaying, captured in orlando
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A child drinks bleach, why is milk often given? to make them happy before they die
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Babymoon like a celeb: six gorgeous hotels where celebrities celebrated their babymoons
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Bernie sanders' social security plan gets a huge boost
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On the 25th anniversary of the ada, the future of online accessibility is in limbo
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How google glass could save lives in the hospital er
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I quit my job every year, and you should too
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Mermaids: can't live with them, can't beat them in a potato sack race.
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Share your funniest joke ever (im looking for, dirty, racist, or really funny)
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Egyptian human rights defender mohamed zaree faces court on wednesday
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Gay college volleyball player uses class project to come out
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The mean apple store manager he's a real apphole.
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Here's how much money you're wasting when you toss out food
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What questioned started the holocaust? what would you do for a klondike bar?
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4 former presidents walk into a bar clinton gets a new std
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What did one lawyer say to the other? we are both lawyers.
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Why do vultures find it easy to fly? they only ever have carrion baggage.
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Nice try, st. patrick's day, but i don't need a reason to drink.
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Bill gates warns tech giants: tone it down -- or get regulated
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Fix your form: how to do the perfect lunge
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My girlfriend is a pornstar shes gunna kill me when she finds out.
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Marriage is like wine. it gets better with age. also it makes you say things you regret.
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I'm in the best shape of my life! -newborn baby
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My wife called me a paedophile yesterday quite a long word for a 9 year old.
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Atlanta mayor urges men to speak out against sexual assault
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Veteran nfl star turns self in to face strip club assault charge
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What do you call a priest's sermon that takes too long? the reverending story
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My dad and i never got along we have been butting heads since the womb
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My exercise program consists of having a lot of stairs in my home and forgetting things.
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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced a buccaneer
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What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you fucking racist.
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Kate middleton goes back to duties in one month
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Have you guys heard the one about the child with aids? it never gets old
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Miguel angel silva, adrian angel ramirez charged in $15 million marijuana farm bust
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What did helen keller's friend say to her? (offensive) you should try blind dating.
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Why the health of mothers and newborns is inseparable
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Did you hear about the indian that drank 50 cups of tea? he drowned in his tea pee.
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Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
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Look at these useless fat rubber sea pigs
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Greatest joke on all of reddit is this subreddit
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What do you call it when you make sandwiches at a sleepover? peanut butter and jammies!
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Queer teens juggle identity and conformity in emotional video
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What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by? handicappn.
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Thank you for explaining the word many to me. it means a lot.
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I just dumped my girlfriend lol - a cannibal after taking a shit.
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Here's what happens when you're too obsessed with instagram
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Why is kim jong-un so bad? he has no seoul
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Why poetry is the best medium for kids who want to change the world
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Why should you wear leather when playing hide and seek? because it's made of hide.
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Dad do you like baked apples? yes son why? the orchard's on fire.
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Guess where my cheating girlfriend now lives? idaho
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