CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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This thanksgiving, high school students will ask their elders about the election	false
After usain bolt retires, he'll move to iran.	true
I carry a gun because i'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by six.	true
What did the ocean say to the beach? nothing, it just waved.	true
How to get your dog to sleep in	false
11 things hillary clinton must do to beat donald trump	false
Janelle monae's new album set to feature collaborations with prince, miguel	false
My teacher asked me to turn in my essay. pero no soy un rata.	true
Whats the difference between hitler and stalin? hitler hit. stalin stalled.	true
Pope francis critics cite conclave conspiracy to question his papacy	false
You heard of what happened to robin williams? you could say his jokes had him gasping for air.	true
Maisie williams doesn't think jon snow is coming back on 'game of thrones'	false
I'm not usually too good at jokes but um... tiss	true
My new year's resolution is to be a monster	false
What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other? a crip	true
5 ways to actually be pro-life (based on evidence)	false
Gwen stefani shares behind-the-scenes look at new video	false
Christian politicians hate science because they think it's always talking about two adams bonding	true
Scarier than 'psycho': twitter erupts over trump's 'bats**t' press conference	false
Third grade why did the blonde have the biggest boobs in the third grade? she was 23.	true
Common cooking myths debunked: screaming lobsters and more	false
Trump asks about pardons as lawyers look at ways to derail mueller probe	false
Nobody's going to see a sticker on a telephone pole and then become a fan of your band.	true
France links sarin gas used in syria attack to regime	false
At the top of my lungs: food for thought	false
Sorry, i don't date block guys.- racist lego woman.	true
Nostalgic gop pines after bush with 'i miss w.' t-shirts	false
The no. 1 thing you're doing every day that's ruining your life	false
Israel tells african migrants, asylum-seekers to leave or go to jail	false
What do you call an irish-canadian? a mickey moose	true
Cavs' kyrie irving: the earth is flat, and 'they' are lying to us	false
Craft of the day: create these stamped dish towels	false
Why doesn't the kkk like halloween? too many spooks.	true
What do you call a wordpress website that dresses up like another type of website? drupal	true
To weigh 50 kilos and say that you're fat, that is so female...	true
Georgia aquarium's beluga request rejected by u.s., drawing praise from animal advocates	false
How to be an entrepreneur who doesn't suck	false
Neighbors give heartwarming send-off to wwii vet who died with no family or friends	false
Bad cop: face way too close to shakira's waistline tell me what i want to know	true
Lady gaga: the pope doesn't 'matter,' ‘gay marriage is going to happen'	false
How do you catch a unique cat? unique up on it.	true
Putin calls for talks on eastern ukraine 'statehood'	false
France and italy go to war. who wins? neither. france surrenders and italy switches sides	true
Thursday's morning email: trump calls for nyc terror suspect to face the death penalty	false
Dear war hawks: the u.s.-iran prisoner swap is yet another victory for diplomacy	false
Have you heard about the new line of tampax with bells and tinsel? it's for the christmas period.	true
Why can't the motorcycle get up on its own? it's two tired.	true
Why don't witches have babies? because their men have hollow-weenies!	true
Madeleine albright spends inauguration day with america's future leaders	false
Q: what will you never say about a banjo player? a: that's the banjo player's porsche.	true
Fake vigils honor victims of kellyanne conway's made-up bowling green massacre	false
How to solve the puzzle of life in 6 easy steps (as taught by my 4-year-old)	false
re-dials hey girl, before i come over, did you say you were in a jacuzzi or the yakuza?	true
Birthdays can be really nice but i heard too many of them can kill you	true
White house to fbi director: no, viral videos aren't causing crime	false
Jewish pokemon trainer what do you call a jewish pokemon trainer? ash	true
Mom: what are you hiding in there? -nuthin no.	true
Polish woman says she was dragged out of church after unfurling anti-racism banner	false
Kaitlyn bristowe and shawn booth are still together, just in case you were wondering	false
Memo to moms: stop rising tide of work guilt, it's a 'moldy blanket'	false
What did the jewish pedophile say to the boy? would you like to buy some candy?	true
I rustle jimmies look at my name lol	true
Sean penn: donald trump is an enemy of compassion and of the state	false
Every cloud has a silver lining, except ver. 8.0.1	true
(girl) power in numbers: photographs from the women's march, washington d.c.	false
What's e.t short for? because he's got small legs	true
What's the difference between acne and a priest? acne waits till you're 12 to come on your face.	true
Why do the say amen in church but not awoman? because they sing hymns, not hers!	true
Whenever i find the key to success, someone changes the lock.	true
The other guy behind the mexican-american studies ban lost his primary too	false
What does a half-dressed sikh wear on his head? a subturban!	true
Just wrote a musical composition about pedophiles... dick in a minor	true
Miles davis was indeed a lucky man... he literally had a blow job lasting 45 years.	true
I care more about the outcome of sporting events than any other aspect of human existence.	true
How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose? if her ankles swell when she farts.	true
Marijuana use among u.s. adults has doubled over a decade, surveys show	false
How planned parenthood is using the resistance to face down the trump era	false
What do you call a pussy with herpes? cuntagious	true
Mosaic of a lady: 5 super femme stories	false
What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable? a fruit doesn't need a wheelchair	true
Want to regain the american people’s trust? give us medicare for all	false
Leap year lesson: what is a year, anyway?	false
Internet and depression: what online habits say about mental health	false
If cadillacs are jew-canoes, what are bmw m6's? jew-boats.	true
Brazil's crisis is a 'graduation dilemma,' and there's no easy way out	false
The point of parenthood -- and 4 tips for making it through adolescence with your kids	false
Why did the amish woman get pregnant? because she was seeing too many mennonite.	true
Finally got this fire hydrant open, but there was like, the opposite of fire inside	true
What do you call a fish without eyes? a fssssshhhh	true
Roaming charges: how to avoid a $10,000 phone bill	false
Mark zuckerberg highlights what he learned after $100 million gift to newark	false
Romney tax plan website: dems punk gop platform with romneytaxplan.com	false
Food prices: good for farmers, bad for everybody else	false
The fogcatcher inn on moonstone beach is great for dogs	false
Did you know cat's are impervious to most rattle snake bites? said every dog ever.	true
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? because he was always spotted.	true
Yo mama is so hairy that bigfoot tried to take her picture!	true
Whose line is it anyway? -generous cocaine party guests	true
9 strange craigslist posts from across the country (photos)	false
Dr. drew on what all americans should know about divorce and family court	false

This thanksgiving, high school students will ask their elders about the election

false

After usain bolt retires, he'll move to iran.

true

I carry a gun because i'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by six.

true

What did the ocean say to the beach? nothing, it just waved.

true

How to get your dog to sleep in

false

11 things hillary clinton must do to beat donald trump

false

Janelle monae's new album set to feature collaborations with prince, miguel

false

My teacher asked me to turn in my essay. pero no soy un rata.

true

Whats the difference between hitler and stalin? hitler hit. stalin stalled.

true

Pope francis critics cite conclave conspiracy to question his papacy

false

You heard of what happened to robin williams? you could say his jokes had him gasping for air.

true

Maisie williams doesn't think jon snow is coming back on 'game of thrones'

false

I'm not usually too good at jokes but um... tiss

true

My new year's resolution is to be a monster

false

What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other? a crip

true

5 ways to actually be pro-life (based on evidence)

false

Gwen stefani shares behind-the-scenes look at new video

false

Christian politicians hate science because they think it's always talking about two adams bonding

true

Scarier than 'psycho': twitter erupts over trump's 'bats**t' press conference

false

Third grade why did the blonde have the biggest boobs in the third grade? she was 23.

true

Common cooking myths debunked: screaming lobsters and more

false

Trump asks about pardons as lawyers look at ways to derail mueller probe

false

Nobody's going to see a sticker on a telephone pole and then become a fan of your band.

true

France links sarin gas used in syria attack to regime

false

At the top of my lungs: food for thought

false

Sorry, i don't date block guys.- racist lego woman.

true

Nostalgic gop pines after bush with 'i miss w.' t-shirts

false

The no. 1 thing you're doing every day that's ruining your life

false

Israel tells african migrants, asylum-seekers to leave or go to jail

false

What do you call an irish-canadian? a mickey moose

true

Cavs' kyrie irving: the earth is flat, and 'they' are lying to us

false

Craft of the day: create these stamped dish towels

false

Why doesn't the kkk like halloween? too many spooks.

true

What do you call a wordpress website that dresses up like another type of website? drupal

true

To weigh 50 kilos and say that you're fat, that is so female...

true

Georgia aquarium's beluga request rejected by u.s., drawing praise from animal advocates

false

How to be an entrepreneur who doesn't suck

false

Neighbors give heartwarming send-off to wwii vet who died with no family or friends

false

Bad cop: *face way too close to shakira's waistline* tell me what i want to know

true

Lady gaga: the pope doesn't 'matter,' ‘gay marriage is going to happen'

false

How do you catch a unique cat? unique up on it.

true

Putin calls for talks on eastern ukraine 'statehood'

false

France and italy go to war. who wins? neither. france surrenders and italy switches sides

true

Thursday's morning email: trump calls for nyc terror suspect to face the death penalty

false

Dear war hawks: the u.s.-iran prisoner swap is yet another victory for diplomacy

false

Have you heard about the new line of tampax with bells and tinsel? it's for the christmas period.

true

Why can't the motorcycle get up on its own? it's two tired.

true

Why don't witches have babies? because their men have hollow-weenies!

true

Madeleine albright spends inauguration day with america's future leaders

false

Q: what will you never say about a banjo player? a: that's the banjo player's porsche.

true

Fake vigils honor victims of kellyanne conway's made-up bowling green massacre

false

How to solve the puzzle of life in 6 easy steps (as taught by my 4-year-old)

false

*re-dials* hey girl, before i come over, did you say you were in a jacuzzi or the yakuza?

true

Birthdays can be really nice but i heard too many of them can kill you

true

White house to fbi director: no, viral videos aren't causing crime

false

Jewish pokemon trainer what do you call a jewish pokemon trainer? ash

true

Mom: what are you hiding in there? -nuthin no.

true

Polish woman says she was dragged out of church after unfurling anti-racism banner

false

Kaitlyn bristowe and shawn booth are still together, just in case you were wondering

false

Memo to moms: stop rising tide of work guilt, it's a 'moldy blanket'

false

What did the jewish pedophile say to the boy? would you like to buy some candy?

true

I rustle jimmies look at my name lol

true

Sean penn: donald trump is an enemy of compassion and of the state

false

Every cloud has a silver lining, except ver. 8.0.1

true

(girl) power in numbers: photographs from the women's march, washington d.c.

false

What's e.t short for? because he's got small legs

true

What's the difference between acne and a priest? acne waits till you're 12 to come on your face.

true

Why do the say amen in church but not awoman? *because they sing hymns, not hers!*

true

Whenever i find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

true

The other guy behind the mexican-american studies ban lost his primary too

false

What does a half-dressed sikh wear on his head? a subturban!

true

Just wrote a musical composition about pedophiles... dick in a minor

true

Miles davis was indeed a lucky man... he literally had a blow job lasting 45 years.

true

I care more about the outcome of sporting events than any other aspect of human existence.

true

How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose? if her ankles swell when she farts.

true

Marijuana use among u.s. adults has doubled over a decade, surveys show

false

How planned parenthood is using the resistance to face down the trump era

false

What do you call a pussy with herpes? cuntagious

true

Mosaic of a lady: 5 super femme stories

false

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable? a fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

true

Want to regain the american people’s trust? give us medicare for all

false

Leap year lesson: what is a year, anyway?

false

Internet and depression: what online habits say about mental health

false

If cadillacs are jew-canoes, what are bmw m6's? jew-boats.

true

Brazil's crisis is a 'graduation dilemma,' and there's no easy way out

false

The point of parenthood -- and 4 tips for making it through adolescence with your kids

false

Why did the amish woman get pregnant? because she was seeing too many mennonite.

true

Finally got this fire hydrant open, but there was like, the opposite of fire inside

true

What do you call a fish without eyes? a fssssshhhh

true

Roaming charges: how to avoid a $10,000 phone bill

false

Mark zuckerberg highlights what he learned after $100 million gift to newark

false

Romney tax plan website: dems punk gop platform with romneytaxplan.com

false

Food prices: good for farmers, bad for everybody else

false

The fogcatcher inn on moonstone beach is great for dogs

false

Did you know cat's are impervious to most rattle snake bites? said every dog ever.

true

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? because he was always spotted.

true

Yo mama is so hairy that bigfoot tried to take her picture!

true

Whose line is it anyway? -generous cocaine party guests

true

9 strange craigslist posts from across the country (photos)

false

Dr. drew on what all americans should know about divorce and family court

false