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What concert costs $0.45 50 cent with nickelback as the opening act.
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Michelle rhee and the high price of education leadership
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What did the man say to the giant squid? what's kraken? jajajajajjajjaja
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Children with adhd have dimmer prospects as adults, new study says
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I finally found a book where the love interest is a grandfather clock it's about fucking time
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The real reason jesus died on the cross he forgot the safeword.
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What does the academy value in a black performance?
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Are these ipad cases or clutches? you decide (photos) (photos)
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The rabbi really messed up that circumcision... it was a total rip-off.
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I don't trust atoms. because they make up everything
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Santa and elf fired after refusing photo with autistic girl and pitbull
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What's he difference between santa claus and a jew? santa goes *down* the chimney.
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Britain's labour party readies for potential leadership battle
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Santi cazorla's two goals lift arsenal over fulham, back to top of premier league (video)
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I lost my virginity to my teacher yesterday. unfortunately, i'm home-schooled.
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What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime? small medium at large.
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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.
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How to be fearless when shopping for a car
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He's perhaps not their first choice, but top civil rights groups praise supreme court nominee
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My cattle ate my entire pot field. the steaks have never been higher.
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Huffpollster: hillary clinton leads nationally, struggles in some battleground states
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Girl, are you an itt tech degree? because you're worthless.
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Chris rock is going to run for president
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Did you hear about the italian chef that died? he pasta way.
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Progressive canadian leader: justin trudeau should ‘stand up’ to donald trump
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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? dam
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Him: i feel- me: i feel it too. it's just like phoebe said. you're my lobster. him: -gassy.
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What do you call an israeli rooster? a koke.
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Former rolling stone bassist bill wyman diagnosed with prostate cancer
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World's rudest place names: interactive map charts 'vaguely rude' town names
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A shockingly easy way to remove permanent marker stains (video)
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Why did batman go to the corner store? for just ice
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10 places to go while they are still cheap: 2014 edition
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'stranger things' lego remake will make you crave for season 2
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Msu sued for allegedly discouraging student from reporting rape
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Ice cube, john legend, and new edition to receive stars on hollywood walk of fame
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Cartoon your way to fame: donald trump edition
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Jose antonio vargas discusses unpacking race in new doc 'white people'
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Obama: 'part of what i'd love is a vacation from the press'
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What was the difference between c# and vb about 6 months.
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This beautiful cat cheated death, against all the odds
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What sport does the kool-aid man play? baseball; he's a pitcher.
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Bob dylan thanks jimi hendrix, johnny cash in heartfelt acceptance speech
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In god we trust everyone else must pay cash
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Nick jonas is popular again... i bet kevin and joe jonas are jealous
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New recording of mlk's 'i have a dream' speech discovered
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I did not see that coming dude that was titanic
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Even small changes in global temperatures can have disastrous consequences for birds
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Thoughts on turning 30: be curious, tango, and make it count
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What kind of food do the cool fish eat when they study math? algae bru
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Monday's morning email: the nfl takes a knee
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My friend gets pissed when they call his phone a droid i told him: it's **an**droid, after all.
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How do you get 50 old ladies to yell fuck? have one old lady yell bingo
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A steadfast commitment to end the tobacco epidemic
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Justin bieber unveils trailer for new documentary 'believe'
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'high school musical' cast reunites to celebrate 10-year anniversary
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Papers from blackbeard wreckage lead to 18th-century voyage thriller
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Men and miscarriage: coping with pregnancy loss (video)
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How do you blow up a muslim's iphone? put it into airplane mode
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This brazilian gymnast is wowing the hometown crowd in rio
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Divorce attorney's business card is not what it seems (photo)
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Italy rescues almost 1,000 migrants amid spike in deaths at sea
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Only ghetto people go to a family party, complain about the food and still take 3 plates home.
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Sheryl crow's sons like to rewrite her songs with silly kid humor
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The moment i knew i didn't need to diet (submit your video)
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Nebraska senator uses gore porn to argue for restoring death penalty
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Jimmy fallon jokes his grandma got run over by a reindeer
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How do mesquite trees get taller? they stand on their mesqui-toes!
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What's the i.t. guy's favorite pokemon game? it's a toss up between ruby and perl.
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British police say no evidence london attacker had any association with islamic state, al qaeda
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Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways? he was a foyer.
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Why does nobody laugh at zombie-peter pan's jokes? he always tells them with a dead pan face.
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My miscarriage: the story i will keep telling
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Wedding registry: study says stores now do the wedding planning, not families
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What gets wet when it dries?? a towel
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What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner? chicken ticka ticka ticka masala
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Rick perry calls on fbi director james comey to resign over clinton emails
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Why do some blondes have bruised belly buttons? because there are blond guys too.
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What if donald trump has secretly been banksy the entire time
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Egyptian barley salad to citrus slaw: 8 flavor-packed fall salads
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Once we had clinton, johnny cash and bob hope. now we have bush, no cash and no hope.
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What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane? carrion.
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Why did the snowman have a smile on his face? because the snowblower was coming down the block.
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Personality quiz: which celebrity would choose you as her bridesmaid?
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What does paul inces mum make for christmas ? ince pies !
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Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.
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I got arrested for killing a black man they charged me with impersonating a police officer.
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What do you call a jamaican teacher at hogwarts? de mentor.
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What's john lennon's favorite card game? yoko uno
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I just got a bunch of cool apps and games for my windows phone
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Girl are you monday because i am not looking forward to seeing you again
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Yoshi meets mario's parents. nice to meet you, it's about time he's been riding me for years.
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What do you call a southern girl who runs faster than her brothers a virgin
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If donald trump named his scrotum would it be called goldman sachs?
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Atm skimming is on the rise, secret service says
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Top 5 resistances to change (and their remedies)
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How do you ask a northerner if they are of noble descent? arya stark?
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Add new facets to your personality with perfumes
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Prince harry's cheerleaders put on a show (photos)
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What does a guy with a 9 cock have for breakfast? .. well this morning i had toast....
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